Post by Sang Réal on Feb 6, 2015 16:53:13 GMT -6
“Sinfonies de Fanfares: Rondeau” plays to a montage of Sang Réal walking to the ring, doing commentary and competing inside the squared circle. The final shot of the montage is a new image of Connor Murphy and Gabriel Krown, taken from the most recent Monday Night Mayhem. In the image, Murphy and Krown are holding up the UWA Tag Team Championships as they celebrate their title victory. The words “Roll Call hosted by Sang Réal” appear on the screen in gold cursive writing.
The Roll Call set has apparently changed. Gone is the Masterpiece Theater style set. Gone are the high leather chairs. Gone is the fake bookcase and fireplace. Gone is the old set.
The new set seems more like a set one would see on a show on CNN or Fox News. A large silver desk takes the center stage. On front of the desk is “Roll Call” written in gold cursive lettering. Behind the desk is a large screen showing Sang Réal’s emblem; a drop of blood with a crown wrapped around a four leaf clover in the center, in front of a strand of DNA.
The UWA Tag Team Championship belts rest folded and sitting up at the opposite sides of the desk. Seated at the desk, both wearing their usual tailored suits, are Connor Murphy, wearing his round, gold framed sunglasses, and Gabriel Krown, Sang Réal, the new UWA Tag Team Champions. Murphy sits there with his hands folded while Krown moves his chair back and forth.
Murphy: “Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to a brand new episode of the UWA’s most popular webshow, Roll Call. I am Connor Murphy.”
Krown spins in his chair, with his arms out, gesturing to the set. Murphy removes his sunglasses and folds them up, placing them on the desk near the title belt.
Krown: “And I am Gabriel Krown, and we have a brand new set!”
Krown stops spinning, facing the large screen. He looks around for a bit and then starts to scootch himself back to facing the desk.
Murphy: “That’s right. It is a new set, but still the same Roll Call you have all come to know and love.”
Krown: “We will still be bringing you the same high class, upscale entertainment you have come to expect from Roll Call.”
Krown picks up a stack of papers off the desk and shuffles them. He then sets them down.
Murphy: “It is a new set for Roll Call, and it is a new day for the UWA Tag Team division, because we finally have new tag team champions. We have had champions that did not deserve to be champion in the first place, and they were followed by a team that should have been great champions, but ended up being nothing more than paper champions.”
Krown: “But they did keep us glued to our televisions with each episode of Keeping up with the Kenyons and of course, Ashley’s pursuit of the North American Championship because she deserved the second title while ignoring the first one.”
Murphy: “We, however, have no intentions of being paper champions. We have worked far too long to become champion and now that we have the titles, we hope to make them mean something.”
Krown: “Then again, we could drop them in our first defense as seems to be the trend lately, but on the plus note, that reign will be over 100 days.”
Murphy turns and glares at Krown.
Murphy: “Really?”
Krown: “What?”
Shaking his head, the son of Shameus Murphy turns away from his tag team partner, who still seems to look a bit confused.
Murphy: “Now, as this is Roll Call, we must take a look at the roster and we have selected tonight to take a look at the inaugural UWA Tag Team Champions, the Sin City Knights.”
Picking something off the desk, Krown holds up what appears to be a score card with a list of names.
Krown: “Roll Call is brought to you tonight by the new Sin City Knights Scorecard. You cannot tell who is in the Sin City Knights without one, only $24.99 at UWA merchandise stands or on the UWA website.”
He throws the card behind him.
Murphy: “Yes, the dying faction with the rotating roster of delightfully boring characters has been deemed our first opponents as we are now the UWA Tag Team Champions. And this is, of course, a big deal as it is clear that Silver Baron, having failed pathetically as UWA Tag Team Champion despite his belief that Sin City Knights is the greatest team ever, and failing to win the UWA World Championship almost a month ago from Jeszika Gautier, and a man who literally has nothing except a crumbling faction, finally deems us worthy to face him in a tag team match.”
Krown: “However, because it seems that the Sin City Knights have more members than there are Pokémon, we do not know who will face us. It may be Craven and Silver Baron, or it may end up being Silver Baron and some random guy who just happened to join the group over the weekend. Will it be two members we know or two members we have never met before? Will it be a Knight we know randomly teamed with a new member who somehow has become a pimp? Who can say?”
Murphy: “So with that in mind, we have decided to take a look at the Sin City Knights.”
On the screen behind Sang Réal, their emblem is replaced by an image of Skylar. The only woman wrestler in the Sin City Knights is shown standing in the ring before a match, wearing her ring gear.
Murphy: “First we take a look at Skylar.”
The heir apparent to the Krown wrestling family looks at the photo behind him on the monitor and to his tag team partner. He then looks back at the image and then back to Murphy with a confused look on his face.
Krown: “She still works here?”
Murphy: “Apparently.”
Krown: “Huh.”
Murphy: “Yes Skylar, who has made no impact, and actually done nothing in her career since she debuted except for be the object of Craven’s crazy stalking obsession and get injured, is still employed by the UWA and is still a member of the Sin City Knights.”
Krown looks absolutly shocked by this.
Krown: “The hell you say.”
Murphy: “No, it is true.”
Krown: “What injury is she out with?”
Murphy: “I actually have no idea. She is honestly that unimportant to where even if I knew what her injury is, I still wouldn’t care. She’s pretty much the garden gnome of the Sin City Knights, great to look at, but ultimately serves no purpose.”
Krown: “Well, she’s clearly the object of Craven’s masturbatory fantasy.”
Murphy: “True.”
Krown: “So, is Skylar a wrestler or a prostitute? I mean, why else would a woman be hanging around with a bunch of pimps?”
Murphy: “I really do not know and honestly, I do not care. Skylar is pretty much insignificant when you look at the Sin City Knights. She brings nothing to the table expect for a decent body.”
Krown: “You’d do her.”
Murphy: “I believe she was a yes if I recall our most recent “Would You F**k Her?” episode of Roll Call.”
Krown: “Well there’s an accomplishment.”
Murphy: “That’s true.”
The image of Skylar quickly changes to an image of Craven, who is shown walking to the ring during his entrance.
Murphy: “And Skylar, of course, brings us to Craven.”
Krown: “I got to be honest, he was a lot more interesting when he was stalking Skylar, before they became the best of best friends forever. Now he is just sort of blah.”
Murphy: “Yes, the man who heroically threw Kyle Travis through a table in a submission match at Cataclysm, only to be put through a table by Bene Elohim later that same night is a member of the Sin City Knights and to be perfectly honest, I have absolutely no idea how it even happened.”
Krown pauses in thought.
Krown: “I know, right? It’s weird. It just sort of happened with no real rhyme or reason. He just showed up one day as a member of the Sin City Knights.”
Murphy: “Exactly. It’s like he debuted and started stalking Skylar, who ran to Silver Baron and Fraser Freeman to help protect her, and then the next thing we all know, there’s Craven as a member of the Sin City Knights with no real explanation.”
Krown: “Yeah that does seem to be what happened.”
Murphy: “And really, neither Craven nor Skylar seem to matter in the Sin City Knights. Here is a guy who seems to live by that Brian Austin Greene song when it comes to Skylar, but they are sort of extras in the Sin City Knights and I think his girlfriend is a whore or something. Not too sure.”
Krown: “I don’t even know when either of them actually joined the Sin City Knights.”
Murphy: “At least he made some sort of impact. Sure, it was throwing Kyle Travis through a table, and we are not huge Travis fans, but we fail to see how this is something to be praised, when everyone ignores the fact that Bene Elohim, in one of only two wins the Children of Nephilim have to their credit, put him through a table like an hour later.”
Krown: “I’ll be honest, both Skylar and Craven could be released tomorrow and I wouldn’t care. And I think he would ignore that as well.”
Murphy: “Yeah really. I personally love how he glosses over everything we said, called us whiners, and focused on our failures, completely ignoring his own or those of his boss, Silver Baron, like how they held the Tag Team Championships for a month, and then Silver Baron failed to win the UWA Championship.”
Krown: “I like how he ignored everything and just went right to rape. It’s really good to know where someone’s limit to things he’d be raped for than have to go through.”
Murphy: “I have no response to that.”
Craven’s image is replaced with an image of the newest member of the Sin City Knights, Quentin “Razor” Sharpe, depicting the rookie member standing in the ring and leaning on the ropes in a tag team match.
Murphy: “Oh look, another member of the Sin City Knights we have no idea how he joined.”
Krown: “Wasn’t he like Fraser Freeman’s protégée or something?”
Murphy: “I think so. I really don’t know.”
Krown: “I was not aware that becoming a pimp is master and apprentice thing.”
Murphy: “Neither was I.”
Krown: “Is it like becoming a Jedi Knight, where a potential pimp is chosen at as a baby, trained by some elder pimp, and then selected to be apprentice to a pimp until he is ready to face the trials and become a pimp himself? Is it something akin to where the seventh son of a seventh son who is a pimp must submit his son to be trained as a pimp? Is it like a knight and a squire, where a pimp chooses another to train as a pimp? Or is it like your parents give you to a pimp to serve has his apprentice and learn the ways of pimping? Seriously, how the hell does someone become a pimp?”
Murphy: “I really have no idea. Then again, I have no idea how he just happened to gain a shot at the UWA Tag Team Championship, other than he and Silver Baron happened to be from Las Vegas and it was the hometown hero thing.”
Krown: “And another question, if he was so proud of being Fraser Freeman’s protégée, why was he hiding behind that The Protector costume when he debuted? And somehow, he just happened to join the Sin City Knights, when it seemed Silver Baron just met him.”
Murphy: “Apparently joining the Sin City Knights is as easy as being into DeVry University.”
Krown: “Clearly.”
Murphy: “Well, he, like Skylar, is injured, and we do not know, or care, when he will be back or if ever. Again, we do not care at all. Sharpe was just another random person brought into a dying stable to try to keep it alive rather than someone pulling the plug on it and for some reason, he was handed a title shot and wasted a title reign he never should have had.”
Krown: “Personally, we do not care if he ever actually comes back because we don’t think he should have been here in the first place.”
Quentin Sharpe’s image is replaced with an image of Sin City Knight founding member Fraser Freeman. The image shows Freeman standing on the turnbuckle, looking over the crowd after a match.
Krown: “Huh, I forgot Fraser Freeman was a thing. Is he even still alive?”
Murphy: “I have no idea.”
Krown: “Yeah, really no one seems to even care if he is alive or where he is. We’ve have like no updates.”
Murphy: “Now we will be honest, if the Silver Baron AND Fraser Freeman had been the team to face and defeat the Cornbread Mafia at Raising Hell in the first ever UWA Tag Team Championship match, then we would not have had an issue with that team winning. We would still have had an issue with the match having no hype, no build up and just seeming to be thrown on the pay-per-view as a filler match, but Fraser Freeman and Silver Baron were a tag team and as far as we are concerned, they, and they alone, are the Sin City Knights.”
Krown: “Oh definitely. Craven being in the group makes no sense. Skylar is a non-entity among the Sin City Knights and Sharpe just seemed like a ringer. Fraser Freeman and Silver Baron were a team.”
Murphy: “Tragically, though, Freeman failed to become North American Champion twice and apparently is now wandering the countryside or something. Clearly, he was unable to deal with his failure at being some sort of protector of the innocent and defender of the downtrodden.”
Krown: “That was a weird idea. I mean he is a pimp. Don’t try to be some sort of superhero or something. Be a pimp. People like that.”
Murphy: “When you get right down to it, Fraser Freeman’s departure was pretty much the nail in the coffin for the Sin City Knights. It seemed after he left, they started adding people who add nothing to the group.”
Krown: “Skylar is a decoration more than a member, Craven comes off more sidekick than actual member and no one knows how he joined and Sharpe is just sort of there. That’s not a faction, that’s just sad.”
Murphy: “We’ll be honest, we would rather face Silver Baron and Fraser Freeman than Silver Baron and one of the other three substitute members trying to fill Freeman’s shoes to keep the Sin City Knights because Baron and Freeman, unlike Baron and Craven or even Baron and Sharpe, are a real tag team.”
The image of Fraser Freeman is replaced with an image of Silver Baron. Silver Baron’s image depicts him in the ring making his entrance.
Murphy: “When we look at Silver Baron, we think of a few things that describe him. Those things are undeservingly arrogant, cowardly, maybe lying about being crazy, weak and delusional.”
Krown: “And of course, you wouldn’t like him when he is angry, because then the evil killing machine rage monster he keeps within comes out and kills us all.
”
Murphy: “Has he actually killed anyone?”
Krown: “No, I think he just puts on some mask and suddenly claims to be an evil monster without having done anything.”
Murphy: “Well that’s stupid.”
Krown: “Ancient Aliens stupid. Seriously, that show is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. The guy who hosts it I just visualize sitting there on the interview after having just shocked himself by jamming a fork into an outlet to get his hair like that, having done a ton of meth and not wearing any pants at all while the production crew is trying not to look as he goes on about how Jesus was a space man or aliens traveled billions of lightyears just to show a guy in Japan how to forge a sword or a bunch of people in the desert how to build a four dimensional triangle or pretend ot be Zeus or carve animal shapes int othe ground, or make a monster like the Minotaur or mermaids, and helped freed the Jews from Egypt, because space people clearly felt the Jews shouldn't be slaves in Egypt, or fly around the world telling people how and where to built stuff and farm, because they wouldn't have figured it out without the help of space people telling them how, and then built America because somehow, it all makes sense space folk did all that crap!”
Murphy just stares at Krown for a moment as Krown runs his fingers through his hair and calms himself down. Murphy quickly manages to gain his composure.
Murphy: “We call him arrogant because we made a challenge to Silver Baron to face us in the ring, and he claimed we were somehow unworthy to step into the ring with him and Sharpe, like they were as great a team as Razor’s Edge or Frenzy.”
Krown: “We do the undeservingly arrogant thing here pal.”
Murphy: “However, we were worthy to face him only when he had an advantage. Like a coward, he was perfectly willing to face us when he had a three-on-two advantage and practically the entire Worley clan outside the ring to help him.”
Krown: “Because that is what heroes do.”
Murphy: “He claims that inside him is some sort of unstoppable demon, a monstrous killing machine called Oblivion, which is just a terrible name, that only he is strong enough to contain, and yet, we saw Lacey Roberts go up to him, ask him to become Oblivion and after he said no, she pretty much just implored him to reconsider, to which he was seemingly okay with unleashing this terrible monster upon the world.”
Krown: “Clearly we are safe so long as no one implores him to reconsider his stance on keeping his evil side at bay. For a guy with an evil monstrous demon inside him, he really does not seem all that tormented by the darkness inside him. I’ve seen angst-filled vampires lamenting that they are vampires and it is such a curse in angsty supernatural teenage bullshit stories more committed to keeping their evil at bay than Silver Baron is at keeping Oblivion contained.”
Murphy: “And of course, we are convinced he is delusional because he fails to accept the fact that the Sin City Knights are pretty much dead.”
Krown nods in agreement.
Krown: “The writing is on the wall, the coffin is shut and someone is just waiting to nail it shut and dump dirt on it, but Silver Baron won’t accept the truth. Maybe we’ll get luck and Oblivion just kills Silver Baron so we can stop having to pretend to be afraid of him like we’re pretending to be afraid of the Children of Nephilim.”
Murphy: “Since Fraser Freeman left, the Sin City Knights have been a pale and pathetic imitation of their former glory. Skylar and Craven are pretty much there, not serving any purpose at all in the group other than to fill out roster space to make the Sin City Knights appear like they have people and Sharpe is kind of a member, but kind of not and who knows if he’s even coming back? We don’t and we don’t care.”
Krown: “Silver Baron is Space Ghost, Skylar and Craven are Jan and Jace, and Quentin Sharpe is the stupid monkey Blip.”
The image of Silver Baron changes to an image showing the entire Sin City Knights roster. The images are the same ones used in their UWA profiles.
Murphy: “Whether you people like it or not, the Sin City Knights are dead and that reality needs to be accepted.”
Krown: “Too many dogs no one wants in the pound and its time for euthanasia. The faction is on life support in a vegetative state and it’s time to pull the plug.”
Murphy: “Now, we of course know Craven will ignore this because he tends to ignore things that don’t work for him, and Silver Baron is apparently crazy, or not crazy or something, I don’t care.”
Krown: “Guys, the Sin City Knights are pretty much over as a team. Accept it and move on with your sad and pathetic lives.”
Murphy: “We do not care if it is Silver Baron and Craven or Silver Baron and Skylar or Silver Baron and Quentin Sharpe or Sharpe and Craven or Sharpe and Skylar or Craven and Skylar. We do not care because as far as we are concerned, the Sin City Knights are beneath us. You always have been and you always will be. Your time is over, accept it and die with whatever dignity you have left. That’s Murphy’s Law.”
Krown: “We are the UWA Tag Team Champions. We deserve to be Tag Team Champions a lot more than Baron and Sharpe ever did. So bring whoever you want out of your rotating roster of members, and we’ll beat them. That’s Checkmate.”
Murphy: “We are Sang Réal.”
Krown: “And we are the UWA Tag Team Champions.”
Murphy: “I am Connor Murphy along with Gabriel Krown and this has been Roll Call.”
The end credits roll very fast as the scene fades out on the Roll Call logo on the desk.
The Roll Call set has apparently changed. Gone is the Masterpiece Theater style set. Gone are the high leather chairs. Gone is the fake bookcase and fireplace. Gone is the old set.
The new set seems more like a set one would see on a show on CNN or Fox News. A large silver desk takes the center stage. On front of the desk is “Roll Call” written in gold cursive lettering. Behind the desk is a large screen showing Sang Réal’s emblem; a drop of blood with a crown wrapped around a four leaf clover in the center, in front of a strand of DNA.
The UWA Tag Team Championship belts rest folded and sitting up at the opposite sides of the desk. Seated at the desk, both wearing their usual tailored suits, are Connor Murphy, wearing his round, gold framed sunglasses, and Gabriel Krown, Sang Réal, the new UWA Tag Team Champions. Murphy sits there with his hands folded while Krown moves his chair back and forth.
Murphy: “Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to a brand new episode of the UWA’s most popular webshow, Roll Call. I am Connor Murphy.”
Krown spins in his chair, with his arms out, gesturing to the set. Murphy removes his sunglasses and folds them up, placing them on the desk near the title belt.
Krown: “And I am Gabriel Krown, and we have a brand new set!”
Krown stops spinning, facing the large screen. He looks around for a bit and then starts to scootch himself back to facing the desk.
Murphy: “That’s right. It is a new set, but still the same Roll Call you have all come to know and love.”
Krown: “We will still be bringing you the same high class, upscale entertainment you have come to expect from Roll Call.”
Krown picks up a stack of papers off the desk and shuffles them. He then sets them down.
Murphy: “It is a new set for Roll Call, and it is a new day for the UWA Tag Team division, because we finally have new tag team champions. We have had champions that did not deserve to be champion in the first place, and they were followed by a team that should have been great champions, but ended up being nothing more than paper champions.”
Krown: “But they did keep us glued to our televisions with each episode of Keeping up with the Kenyons and of course, Ashley’s pursuit of the North American Championship because she deserved the second title while ignoring the first one.”
Murphy: “We, however, have no intentions of being paper champions. We have worked far too long to become champion and now that we have the titles, we hope to make them mean something.”
Krown: “Then again, we could drop them in our first defense as seems to be the trend lately, but on the plus note, that reign will be over 100 days.”
Murphy turns and glares at Krown.
Murphy: “Really?”
Krown: “What?”
Shaking his head, the son of Shameus Murphy turns away from his tag team partner, who still seems to look a bit confused.
Murphy: “Now, as this is Roll Call, we must take a look at the roster and we have selected tonight to take a look at the inaugural UWA Tag Team Champions, the Sin City Knights.”
Picking something off the desk, Krown holds up what appears to be a score card with a list of names.
Krown: “Roll Call is brought to you tonight by the new Sin City Knights Scorecard. You cannot tell who is in the Sin City Knights without one, only $24.99 at UWA merchandise stands or on the UWA website.”
He throws the card behind him.
Murphy: “Yes, the dying faction with the rotating roster of delightfully boring characters has been deemed our first opponents as we are now the UWA Tag Team Champions. And this is, of course, a big deal as it is clear that Silver Baron, having failed pathetically as UWA Tag Team Champion despite his belief that Sin City Knights is the greatest team ever, and failing to win the UWA World Championship almost a month ago from Jeszika Gautier, and a man who literally has nothing except a crumbling faction, finally deems us worthy to face him in a tag team match.”
Krown: “However, because it seems that the Sin City Knights have more members than there are Pokémon, we do not know who will face us. It may be Craven and Silver Baron, or it may end up being Silver Baron and some random guy who just happened to join the group over the weekend. Will it be two members we know or two members we have never met before? Will it be a Knight we know randomly teamed with a new member who somehow has become a pimp? Who can say?”
Murphy: “So with that in mind, we have decided to take a look at the Sin City Knights.”
On the screen behind Sang Réal, their emblem is replaced by an image of Skylar. The only woman wrestler in the Sin City Knights is shown standing in the ring before a match, wearing her ring gear.
Murphy: “First we take a look at Skylar.”
The heir apparent to the Krown wrestling family looks at the photo behind him on the monitor and to his tag team partner. He then looks back at the image and then back to Murphy with a confused look on his face.
Krown: “She still works here?”
Murphy: “Apparently.”
Krown: “Huh.”
Murphy: “Yes Skylar, who has made no impact, and actually done nothing in her career since she debuted except for be the object of Craven’s crazy stalking obsession and get injured, is still employed by the UWA and is still a member of the Sin City Knights.”
Krown looks absolutly shocked by this.
Krown: “The hell you say.”
Murphy: “No, it is true.”
Krown: “What injury is she out with?”
Murphy: “I actually have no idea. She is honestly that unimportant to where even if I knew what her injury is, I still wouldn’t care. She’s pretty much the garden gnome of the Sin City Knights, great to look at, but ultimately serves no purpose.”
Krown: “Well, she’s clearly the object of Craven’s masturbatory fantasy.”
Murphy: “True.”
Krown: “So, is Skylar a wrestler or a prostitute? I mean, why else would a woman be hanging around with a bunch of pimps?”
Murphy: “I really do not know and honestly, I do not care. Skylar is pretty much insignificant when you look at the Sin City Knights. She brings nothing to the table expect for a decent body.”
Krown: “You’d do her.”
Murphy: “I believe she was a yes if I recall our most recent “Would You F**k Her?” episode of Roll Call.”
Krown: “Well there’s an accomplishment.”
Murphy: “That’s true.”
The image of Skylar quickly changes to an image of Craven, who is shown walking to the ring during his entrance.
Murphy: “And Skylar, of course, brings us to Craven.”
Krown: “I got to be honest, he was a lot more interesting when he was stalking Skylar, before they became the best of best friends forever. Now he is just sort of blah.”
Murphy: “Yes, the man who heroically threw Kyle Travis through a table in a submission match at Cataclysm, only to be put through a table by Bene Elohim later that same night is a member of the Sin City Knights and to be perfectly honest, I have absolutely no idea how it even happened.”
Krown pauses in thought.
Krown: “I know, right? It’s weird. It just sort of happened with no real rhyme or reason. He just showed up one day as a member of the Sin City Knights.”
Murphy: “Exactly. It’s like he debuted and started stalking Skylar, who ran to Silver Baron and Fraser Freeman to help protect her, and then the next thing we all know, there’s Craven as a member of the Sin City Knights with no real explanation.”
Krown: “Yeah that does seem to be what happened.”
Murphy: “And really, neither Craven nor Skylar seem to matter in the Sin City Knights. Here is a guy who seems to live by that Brian Austin Greene song when it comes to Skylar, but they are sort of extras in the Sin City Knights and I think his girlfriend is a whore or something. Not too sure.”
Krown: “I don’t even know when either of them actually joined the Sin City Knights.”
Murphy: “At least he made some sort of impact. Sure, it was throwing Kyle Travis through a table, and we are not huge Travis fans, but we fail to see how this is something to be praised, when everyone ignores the fact that Bene Elohim, in one of only two wins the Children of Nephilim have to their credit, put him through a table like an hour later.”
Krown: “I’ll be honest, both Skylar and Craven could be released tomorrow and I wouldn’t care. And I think he would ignore that as well.”
Murphy: “Yeah really. I personally love how he glosses over everything we said, called us whiners, and focused on our failures, completely ignoring his own or those of his boss, Silver Baron, like how they held the Tag Team Championships for a month, and then Silver Baron failed to win the UWA Championship.”
Krown: “I like how he ignored everything and just went right to rape. It’s really good to know where someone’s limit to things he’d be raped for than have to go through.”
Murphy: “I have no response to that.”
Craven’s image is replaced with an image of the newest member of the Sin City Knights, Quentin “Razor” Sharpe, depicting the rookie member standing in the ring and leaning on the ropes in a tag team match.
Murphy: “Oh look, another member of the Sin City Knights we have no idea how he joined.”
Krown: “Wasn’t he like Fraser Freeman’s protégée or something?”
Murphy: “I think so. I really don’t know.”
Krown: “I was not aware that becoming a pimp is master and apprentice thing.”
Murphy: “Neither was I.”
Krown: “Is it like becoming a Jedi Knight, where a potential pimp is chosen at as a baby, trained by some elder pimp, and then selected to be apprentice to a pimp until he is ready to face the trials and become a pimp himself? Is it something akin to where the seventh son of a seventh son who is a pimp must submit his son to be trained as a pimp? Is it like a knight and a squire, where a pimp chooses another to train as a pimp? Or is it like your parents give you to a pimp to serve has his apprentice and learn the ways of pimping? Seriously, how the hell does someone become a pimp?”
Murphy: “I really have no idea. Then again, I have no idea how he just happened to gain a shot at the UWA Tag Team Championship, other than he and Silver Baron happened to be from Las Vegas and it was the hometown hero thing.”
Krown: “And another question, if he was so proud of being Fraser Freeman’s protégée, why was he hiding behind that The Protector costume when he debuted? And somehow, he just happened to join the Sin City Knights, when it seemed Silver Baron just met him.”
Murphy: “Apparently joining the Sin City Knights is as easy as being into DeVry University.”
Krown: “Clearly.”
Murphy: “Well, he, like Skylar, is injured, and we do not know, or care, when he will be back or if ever. Again, we do not care at all. Sharpe was just another random person brought into a dying stable to try to keep it alive rather than someone pulling the plug on it and for some reason, he was handed a title shot and wasted a title reign he never should have had.”
Krown: “Personally, we do not care if he ever actually comes back because we don’t think he should have been here in the first place.”
Quentin Sharpe’s image is replaced with an image of Sin City Knight founding member Fraser Freeman. The image shows Freeman standing on the turnbuckle, looking over the crowd after a match.
Krown: “Huh, I forgot Fraser Freeman was a thing. Is he even still alive?”
Murphy: “I have no idea.”
Krown: “Yeah, really no one seems to even care if he is alive or where he is. We’ve have like no updates.”
Murphy: “Now we will be honest, if the Silver Baron AND Fraser Freeman had been the team to face and defeat the Cornbread Mafia at Raising Hell in the first ever UWA Tag Team Championship match, then we would not have had an issue with that team winning. We would still have had an issue with the match having no hype, no build up and just seeming to be thrown on the pay-per-view as a filler match, but Fraser Freeman and Silver Baron were a tag team and as far as we are concerned, they, and they alone, are the Sin City Knights.”
Krown: “Oh definitely. Craven being in the group makes no sense. Skylar is a non-entity among the Sin City Knights and Sharpe just seemed like a ringer. Fraser Freeman and Silver Baron were a team.”
Murphy: “Tragically, though, Freeman failed to become North American Champion twice and apparently is now wandering the countryside or something. Clearly, he was unable to deal with his failure at being some sort of protector of the innocent and defender of the downtrodden.”
Krown: “That was a weird idea. I mean he is a pimp. Don’t try to be some sort of superhero or something. Be a pimp. People like that.”
Murphy: “When you get right down to it, Fraser Freeman’s departure was pretty much the nail in the coffin for the Sin City Knights. It seemed after he left, they started adding people who add nothing to the group.”
Krown: “Skylar is a decoration more than a member, Craven comes off more sidekick than actual member and no one knows how he joined and Sharpe is just sort of there. That’s not a faction, that’s just sad.”
Murphy: “We’ll be honest, we would rather face Silver Baron and Fraser Freeman than Silver Baron and one of the other three substitute members trying to fill Freeman’s shoes to keep the Sin City Knights because Baron and Freeman, unlike Baron and Craven or even Baron and Sharpe, are a real tag team.”
The image of Fraser Freeman is replaced with an image of Silver Baron. Silver Baron’s image depicts him in the ring making his entrance.
Murphy: “When we look at Silver Baron, we think of a few things that describe him. Those things are undeservingly arrogant, cowardly, maybe lying about being crazy, weak and delusional.”
Krown: “And of course, you wouldn’t like him when he is angry, because then the evil killing machine rage monster he keeps within comes out and kills us all.
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Murphy: “Has he actually killed anyone?”
Krown: “No, I think he just puts on some mask and suddenly claims to be an evil monster without having done anything.”
Murphy: “Well that’s stupid.”
Krown: “Ancient Aliens stupid. Seriously, that show is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. The guy who hosts it I just visualize sitting there on the interview after having just shocked himself by jamming a fork into an outlet to get his hair like that, having done a ton of meth and not wearing any pants at all while the production crew is trying not to look as he goes on about how Jesus was a space man or aliens traveled billions of lightyears just to show a guy in Japan how to forge a sword or a bunch of people in the desert how to build a four dimensional triangle or pretend ot be Zeus or carve animal shapes int othe ground, or make a monster like the Minotaur or mermaids, and helped freed the Jews from Egypt, because space people clearly felt the Jews shouldn't be slaves in Egypt, or fly around the world telling people how and where to built stuff and farm, because they wouldn't have figured it out without the help of space people telling them how, and then built America because somehow, it all makes sense space folk did all that crap!”
Murphy just stares at Krown for a moment as Krown runs his fingers through his hair and calms himself down. Murphy quickly manages to gain his composure.
Murphy: “We call him arrogant because we made a challenge to Silver Baron to face us in the ring, and he claimed we were somehow unworthy to step into the ring with him and Sharpe, like they were as great a team as Razor’s Edge or Frenzy.”
Krown: “We do the undeservingly arrogant thing here pal.”
Murphy: “However, we were worthy to face him only when he had an advantage. Like a coward, he was perfectly willing to face us when he had a three-on-two advantage and practically the entire Worley clan outside the ring to help him.”
Krown: “Because that is what heroes do.”
Murphy: “He claims that inside him is some sort of unstoppable demon, a monstrous killing machine called Oblivion, which is just a terrible name, that only he is strong enough to contain, and yet, we saw Lacey Roberts go up to him, ask him to become Oblivion and after he said no, she pretty much just implored him to reconsider, to which he was seemingly okay with unleashing this terrible monster upon the world.”
Krown: “Clearly we are safe so long as no one implores him to reconsider his stance on keeping his evil side at bay. For a guy with an evil monstrous demon inside him, he really does not seem all that tormented by the darkness inside him. I’ve seen angst-filled vampires lamenting that they are vampires and it is such a curse in angsty supernatural teenage bullshit stories more committed to keeping their evil at bay than Silver Baron is at keeping Oblivion contained.”
Murphy: “And of course, we are convinced he is delusional because he fails to accept the fact that the Sin City Knights are pretty much dead.”
Krown nods in agreement.
Krown: “The writing is on the wall, the coffin is shut and someone is just waiting to nail it shut and dump dirt on it, but Silver Baron won’t accept the truth. Maybe we’ll get luck and Oblivion just kills Silver Baron so we can stop having to pretend to be afraid of him like we’re pretending to be afraid of the Children of Nephilim.”
Murphy: “Since Fraser Freeman left, the Sin City Knights have been a pale and pathetic imitation of their former glory. Skylar and Craven are pretty much there, not serving any purpose at all in the group other than to fill out roster space to make the Sin City Knights appear like they have people and Sharpe is kind of a member, but kind of not and who knows if he’s even coming back? We don’t and we don’t care.”
Krown: “Silver Baron is Space Ghost, Skylar and Craven are Jan and Jace, and Quentin Sharpe is the stupid monkey Blip.”
The image of Silver Baron changes to an image showing the entire Sin City Knights roster. The images are the same ones used in their UWA profiles.
Murphy: “Whether you people like it or not, the Sin City Knights are dead and that reality needs to be accepted.”
Krown: “Too many dogs no one wants in the pound and its time for euthanasia. The faction is on life support in a vegetative state and it’s time to pull the plug.”
Murphy: “Now, we of course know Craven will ignore this because he tends to ignore things that don’t work for him, and Silver Baron is apparently crazy, or not crazy or something, I don’t care.”
Krown: “Guys, the Sin City Knights are pretty much over as a team. Accept it and move on with your sad and pathetic lives.”
Murphy: “We do not care if it is Silver Baron and Craven or Silver Baron and Skylar or Silver Baron and Quentin Sharpe or Sharpe and Craven or Sharpe and Skylar or Craven and Skylar. We do not care because as far as we are concerned, the Sin City Knights are beneath us. You always have been and you always will be. Your time is over, accept it and die with whatever dignity you have left. That’s Murphy’s Law.”
Krown: “We are the UWA Tag Team Champions. We deserve to be Tag Team Champions a lot more than Baron and Sharpe ever did. So bring whoever you want out of your rotating roster of members, and we’ll beat them. That’s Checkmate.”
Murphy: “We are Sang Réal.”
Krown: “And we are the UWA Tag Team Champions.”
Murphy: “I am Connor Murphy along with Gabriel Krown and this has been Roll Call.”
The end credits roll very fast as the scene fades out on the Roll Call logo on the desk.