Monday Night Mayhem #2 9 Live from Broomfield, CO

[UWAStaff]

::The cameras shift from the outside of the arena to the inside where jason and Lula are shown. The camera then shifted to show the packed arena and all the fans holding signs for their various superstars before shifting back to the announce table once again.::

Lula Davidson: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Mayhem. I am Lula Davidson and with me as usual is Jason Chase and what a night we have for you folks. Not only do we have The Tedman taking on Kyle Travis also get not two, but three, but four teams vying for the tag team titles"

Jason Chase: “Also Lacery Roberts our new TV Champion takes on Shonn Mcguire and everyone's favorite pyschotic princess Aerynn Donnelly takes on The Silver Baron.."

Lula Davidson: "Also in action is Sentinel taking on Pauly O'Conner and Bob Brooks taking on Vince Jones."

Lula Davidson: "We will also get a update on the condition of Broderick Montgomery following the vicious assault by Gealtakta."

Jason Chase: “No less then he deserved."

Lula Davidson: "So, like herpes and you?"

Jason Chase: “........."

Lula Davidson: "Thought so."

::The arena is filled with excitement and anticipation for the next match of the show when all of a sudden a loud gunshot is heard echoing through the arena over the loud speakers. Next we hear the instrumental to "Thug Luv" by 2Pac and Bone Thugs N' Harmony. ::

Lula Davidson: "What's this? Do have a new debut on the horizon, Jason?”

Jason Chase: “I don't know. Do I look like I run this place?”

::All of a sudden Vince Jones comes bursting through entranceway armed with a black Louisville slugger bat and an angry scowl plastered across his face.::

Lula Davidson: "Its Vince Jones?? What's he doing here tonight?”

Jason Chase: “Oh shit!! My homie, Jonesy! Ah shit's about to get real in here now! You best belieeeeeve that, Lula!”

::Lula Davidson: And he's armed with that baseball bat? I don't know if I like this. ::

::The crowd in the arena instantly begin booing upon his arrival. Jasmine, Keshawn, and Reno Banks of Vince's entourage all emerge from the entrance one after the other following along behind him. ::

Jason Chase: “Ah shit! The whole entourage is on hand.”

::Vince marches straight down to the ring with his entourage close behind. He is handed a mic. Vince and the rest of his crew slide into the ring. Vince makes his way to the center of the ring and looks around at the crowd that is raining their hatred down upon him.::

Jason Chase: “These people just don't know. They just don't know, Lula!”

Lula Davidson: "Oh they know alright. They know they're about to be bombarded with a load of crap and bullshit from Mr. Jones himself. “

Jason Chase: “Hey now! Watch how you talk about my homie!”

::The boos become even louder as Vince raises the microphone to his lips. ::

Vince Jones: “Gotta love how people like you all treat cats like Vee Jones and shit...”

::Vince Jones points out at the crowd and nods his head.::

Vince Jones: “Yeah, V talkin' about each and every last one of you mahfuckas out here in the audience tonight! Gotta love it though! Right? Jonesy busts his ass for months on end to give you people a champion you could look up to, a champion you could aspire to be like, a champion that you people could respect. Hmph!”

Jason Chase: “Indeed he did! Indeed he did! And for what? People like you, Lula, to dog the brotha. “

Lula Davidson: "Oh shut up, Jason!”

::Vince just shakes his head and snarls at the thought.::

Vince Jones: “...But you people neva wanted that shit! You people could neva stand that shit! Why? Cuz deep down inside... each and every last one of you people couldn't stand to see NYC's Most, Rugged, and Raw with that gold around his waist! You people couldn't stand to see absolute greatness walkin' around with the shit he truly deserved! “

::Vince Jones shakes his head in disappointment.::

Vince Jones: “Nah, son! But that's okay. Jonesy gets it now. You people can't stand to see a man like V with the gold around his waist because he represents each and everything you people could neva dream of bein'! None of you could eva be that cat that puts fear in mahfuckas hearts at the mere thought of his fuckin' arrival! Why? Cuz as far as V's concerned he lookin' out here around the arena right now at a crowd full of punk ass bitches that would neva cut it when the heat rises and shit gets real!”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Jason Chase: “Yeah! That's right! Let 'em have it, Jonesy! Let 'em all have it!”

::Vince nods his head and laughs to himself as Keshawn, Jasmine, and Reno all begin clapping and nodding their heads in agreement with Vince Jones.::

Vince Jones: “Oh, you wanna boo yo man's here now? Hey! The truth hurts! Don't it? Matta fact you people prolly the type of mahfuckas that have yo lil punk ass kids gettin' gold staahs in school and shit now just cuz they were there to participate! What the fuck is up with that, huh? Buildin' a future America and shit full of mahfuckas that can't hang; but, its okay. The weak gotta be given their time to shine too! Right? Right?? Every mahfucka out there's supposed to be allowed to believe that they got a chance! “

::Vince Jones begins pacing around the ring with his head down. He then looks up at the crowd again. ::

Vince Jones: “Well, at least there's one fuckin' state left in this fuckin' country where shit's run the right way! Jonesy talkin' about New Yawk, people! New Yawk, where the strong survive and the rest gettin' left behind! Not like Broomfield, Cah-lo-fuckin-rado. Right? And not like the current state of the You-Dubbya-Aye! Oh no, it was bad enough when we had Aerynn Donnelly reppin' this supposedly great federation and shit. Least you cats still had a real champ like Vee Jones in the background carryin' the weight on his shoul-dahs, keepin' shit legit! The second Jonesy finally got upset by Ashley Kenyon, the lil trick that couldn't, each and every last one of us here in the You-Dubbya-Aye got tossed into this new era...the Bitch Era, the lost era in this damn company! What? They were already paradin' away at the last Monday Night Mayhem all happy and rejoicin' and shit cuz the bitches were now all on top!Who were they? This Lacey Roberts, K.I.S.S as yo tag champs, Ashley Kenyon with V's gold, and Jeszika Gotti-yay? They yo fuckin' champs? Jonesy not claimin' any of those broads...”

::All of sudden the crowd begins to roar with enthusiasm and cheers at the thought of the all-female regime of current champions. Vince Jones and his entourage all look around the arena disenchanted with the enthusiasm from the crowd.::

Vince Jones: “Yeah! You people can cheer all you want; but, you think yo mans here is thrilled about that shit?? Nah, son! What's next? We gonna take shit to the next level and try to crown some sorry ass mahfucka sittin' in a damn wheelchair as a champ so that handicap people across the whole world feel like they got hope now too?? Fuck that shit! Jonesy'd kick that handicapped son of a bitch out his or her fuckin' chair and beat the shit outta that sorry ass mahfucka for thinkin' they even belonged in a damn ring in the first place! How you people like that for equal opportunity?? “

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Lula Davidson: "That's absolutely disgusting! I can't believe he even said that! “

Jason Chase: “Cold blooded...but can you blame the man? He's just a little upset right about now. I would be too.”

::Vince flips off the crowd with a serious expression on his face at the moment.::

Vince Jones: “But that's okay, man! That's okay! Ya see while last week may have been the dawn of this era of bitches runnin' shit around here for awhile you people also saw the dawn of the Age of Violence! Jonesy rockin' the shit outta the Tae Bo ho, Amy Zing, or whateva the hell her damn name was... last week was just the beginning! It was business as usual and you best belieeeve that you gonna see more where that came from! Tell the prez of this joint! Tell his security! Run tell dat to whoeva! No one in this damn company is safe until ordah is restored and once again you people got a champ sittin' ontop of the world that you people can believe in again! So, Bob Ross or Bob Brooks or any otha mahfuckin' cat on or off the fuckin' UWA rostah that decides to walk through those ropes tonight ,you've been warned! Jonesy ready to make an anotha example out of someone tonight and its about tah be you! 'Nuff said!”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::Vince Jones raises his arms in air and flashes the hand sign of the EDW along with his brother, Keshawn Jones.::

Lula Davidson: "Wow! Things are about to get interesting. “

Jason Chase: “Oh you best belieeeve that! Is Vince Jones gonna have ta smack a....”

Lula Davidson: "Enough, Jason!”

::Vince Jones and the rest of his entourage slowly make their way out of the ring and exit as the instrument to his new theme music, "Thug Luv", begins to play yet again. The cameras shifted from Lula and Jason to the Backstage, Tedman turns a corner and comes across the Cornbread Mafia, Cameron and Shawn Worley.

Tedman: “Hey guys, how’s it going? is that… blonde chick around?”

::Before they can answer, the blonde in question, Daisy Thompion, comes walking out a door. She stop at the sight of him and smiles, childlike.::

Daisy: “Hi, Teddy.”

::Tedman nods, pleased to see her.::

Tedman: “You haven’t seen the unicorn anywhere, have you?”

::Daisy frowns.::

Daisy: "Unicron? Oh I love that movie!"

::Cameron and Shawn both snicker. ::

Cameron: "No Dais, he said unicorn... like that Last Unicorn movie y'all was watchin the other night."

::Daisy’s eyes light up. ::

Daisy: "Oh, they're pretty!"

::Tedman nods again.::

Tedman: "Yeah, those..."

::Daisy shakes her head in confusion. ::

Daisy: "I don't think I've ever seen one of those up close."

::Snickering again, Shawn shakes his head. ::

Shawn: "I think he's talking about Bubba."

::Daisy’s eyes light up all over again.::

Daisy: "BUBBBY!!!"

Tedman: "Sssh, not so loud... the unicorn might hear you and..."

::Just as he says this, Bubba comes around the corner and spots him.::

Bubba: "TEDDDDY!!!!"

::Tedman starts backing up.::

Tedman: "Oh shit..."

::He turns and takes off with Bubba in hot pursuit. He manages to round a few corners and loses the giant of a man chasing him as he heads right towards the entrance ramp for his match.::

"The faster we're falling,
We're stopping and stalling.
We're running in circles again
Just as things we're looking up
You said it wasn't good enough.
But still we're trying one more time."

Lula Davidson: "And coming to the ring now from a place not yet known……..TEDMAN!!!!!!!!!!”

CROWD:TEDDY!TEDDY!TEDDY!!!!!

::Smoke fills the entrance ramp. Moments later black and yellow lights flash through the smoke. Followed by Tedman coming sprinting through the smoke and right down the ramp.::

"Maybe we're just trying too hard.
When really it's closer than it is too far,

Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Instead of going under."

Lula Davidson: "The crowd showing who they are pulling for in this match!”

Jason Chase: “Let’s just hope the Worley’s cousin doesn’t figure out where Tedman is or he is in more trouble than stepping up to Kyle Travis!”

Lula Davidson: "A man who knows how to please the crowd thats who.”

::The song plays as he slides in the ring and mounts each turnbuckle, getting the crowd into things before they even start. Shortly after ye song fades and Tedman bounces around as he waits for the bell to ring.::

Lula Davidson: "Introducing next from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. “The Canadian Legend”...Kyle Travis!!!!!!!!”

CROWD:ASSSHOLE! ASSHOLE!!!!! ASSHOLE!!!!!

::The arena lights go out as "Kashmir" by Bond plays. As the opening chords of the song end, a burst of pryo erupts and brings the lights back on. Kyle Travis walks out onto the entrance ramp. He stands on the ramp, looking over the crowd. Slowly, he raises his arms and looks upwards. He drops his arms and walks to the ring.::

Lula Davidson: "Man they crowd telling Kyle how they really feel about him right now!”

Jason Chase: “The man just letting them know Tedman is no hero and what he plans on…..what he is going to do to that high teddy bear.

::"The Canadian Legend" walks passed the jeering and booing crowd, heading down to the ring. He climbs the stairs and walks along the apron. Travis climbs a turnbuckle and looks over the crowd once more.::

CROWD:SCREW YOU KYLE!!!!!!!!

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

CROWD:SCREW YOU KYLE!!!!!!!

::Climbing down from the turnbuckle, Travis removes the jacket and hands it over the top rope to an attendant at ringside. He shoots the ropes and then paces the ring like a predator stalking his prey.::

Lula Davidson: "Never once did Tedman proclaim to be a hero. So I don’t know where Kyle was getting his information!”

Jason Chase: “He is a man who runs around in a teddy bear suit and a cape. Self explaining if you ask me.”

::Kyle walks over to Tedman as the bell sounds and swings away. He catches Tedman right in the jaw and he stands there. Turns his head and stares Kyle down and screams.::

Tedman:”THAT ALL YOU GOT!?”

::This angers Kyle who doesn’t go for the punch again. He takes Tedman down with a leg sweep and pounces on him like a lion on his prey. He unloads on Tedman with a barrage of heavy punches.::

Kyle Travis:HOW ABOUT NOW? YOU FEEL ANYTHING NOW?

::Tedman looks up at Travis who is still on top of him and shakes his head no. You see the anger building inside of Travis and he cocks back going for a haymaker to the downed Tedman but fails. Tedman rolls out from underneath and jumps to his feet. ::

Jason Chase:Tedman might want to be careful. He pisses Kyle off too much he could wind up paying for it in the end!”

::Tedman wastes no time and goes running at the ropes. Just as Kyle is making it to his feet and turns around he has Tedman launching off the ropes and taken him down with an asai moonsault. Tedman jumps up and begins to laugh at the downed Kyle Travis. Kyle sees this and goes ballistic getting to his feet. He charges at Tedman but is taking down by a quick russian leg sweep. Kyle slams his fists on the mat as he is being made a fool right now.::

Lula Davidson: "This must be angering Kyle quite a bit right now.”

Jason Chase: “Tedman better be careful not to really piss of Kyle. Besides we all know Kyle isn’t out here to win. He is out to to simply hurt Tedman.”

Lula Davidson: "Doesn’t seem to be working right now does it?”

::Tedman throws his arms in the air and screams once again.::

Tedman:”WHERE”S THE PAIN KYLE!?”

::He then begins to walk around the ring with his arms still in the air. As he turns his back that is when Kyle Travis makes his move. He locks his arms around Tedman’s waist and Tedman’s eyes go wide. He tries to wiggle free but Kyle is not letting up.He lifts him and slams him down with a german suplex with authority.::

Jason Chase: “Tedman shouldn’t have turned his back on Kyle. This could be costly to him.”

::Kyle doesn’t let go of the hold. He lifts Tedman back up and slams him down with again another german suplex. A third time he stands up and for a third time smashes Tedman to the mat with one final german suplex.::

Kyle Travis:”DID YOU FEEL THAT TEDDY?”

::Tedman grabs his head in pain as he rolls over but manages to shake his head no.::

Jason Chase: “He had to of felt that. I think he is just doing this to get under Kyle’s skin.

::And that he does. Kyle becomes more angered and goes to lift Tedman up by the head, but Tedman reverses and rolls Kyle up with a small package for the cover.::



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Lula Davidson: "Tedman almost stole that one. Can’t say that will go over well for him in the rest of the match.”

Jason Chase: “Well he isn’t the brightest UWA has to offer ya know.”

::Kyle rolls backwards to his feet and before Tedman can fully look up, Kyle is right there to take him down with a harsh clothesline causing Tedman to whiplash his head off the mat.::

Jason Chase: “He had to of felt that!”

::Kyle moves quick as he doesn’t want to give Tedman anytime to recover. He drops down and goes for an armbar lock. For the most part it seems that he has it lock it tight.::

Lula Davidson: "No matter how high Tedman is. Kyle keeps this locked in for long, he is bound to feel some pain.”

Kyle scream again and asks.

Kyle Travis:”HOW ABOUT NOW? FEEL PAIN YET??”

::Tedman doesn’t answer, he does the unthinkable. He reaches over with his free arm and unzips his costume.::

Jason Chase: “What is Tedman doing? He never takes off the suit.”

Lula Davidson: "Anything that is needed I guess.”

::He uses his free arm and slips the other out of Kyle’s armbar and out of the costume as welll. He quickly jumps up and disrobes the rest of the Tedman suit, including the beloved Ted head.::

Jason Chase: “Thank god he got his wrestling trunks on underneath that suit. I was a bit worried for a moment!”

::Kyle looks a bit surprised but more angered and the fact, but before Kyle can make it to his feet Tedman drops down with a dropkick to the ribs of Kyle Travis.Tedman now stands and screams himself.::

Tedman:”YOU WANT SERIOUS!? YOU GOT IT BUDDY!”

::WIth that being said Tedman drags Kyle to his feet and instantly begins to go off on Kyle with a series of punches all over. As he does he backs Kyle into the corner. One final punch and he takes a few steps.::

Lula Davidson: "What is Tedman...eh should we call him by his real name Tommy since he disrobed the costume.”

Jason Chase: “Call him whatever you like. Kyle is going to find a way to break this man.”

::Tommy runs at Kyle and pushes himself yup Kyle’s body. Out of nowhere he lands a vicious kick to the side of Kyle’s head. Tommy lands on his feet as Kyle does not. He in fact drops like a bag of rocks. Tommy moves over and drops down for the cover, but Kyle was only playing possum as he sends a swift thumb to the eye.::

Lula Davidson: "Cheater!”

::Kyle jumps to his feet and nails the half blind Tommy with a swinging neckbreaker. He takes no chance and grabs the face down Tommy by the arms and taunts the crowd as he holds for a few seconds.::

Kyle Travis:”FEEL THIS!”

::Kyle does not hesitate as he cumbs stops Tommy’s face back to the mat. Tommy rolls around in pain as blood is now seen pouring from his nose. Kyle himself now drops and goes for the cover.::

ONE!



TWO!


TH-KICKOUT!



::Tommy somehow gets his shoulder up and this only enrages Kyle even more. He then grabs Tommy by the head and begins to bounce it off the mat. After about four or five times the ref motions for Kyle to stop but of course he does not listen. The ref begins to count.::


One….



Two…..




Thre…..



Fo…..

::Kyle finally stops as he seems to want to hurt Tommy even more than he already has. Kyle stands up and drops right back down with an elbow drop right to Tommy’s already bleeding face.::

Jason Chase: “Kyle said he wanted to plain and simple break Tommy. I think he may have finally done that!”

::Kyle lifts Tommy to his feet and begins to talk trash like he has been..::

Kyle Travis:”I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO HURT YOU!”

::Tommy lets out a bit of a lugh as he smiles in the face of Kyle shit talking. Kyle cocks his free hand back but before he can swing Tommy spits a mouth full of blood right in his eyes. Kyle releases Tommy in shock and takes a few steps back. As he tries to wipe the blood from his eyes Tommy is dialing in and connects with an enziguri.::

Jason Chase: “How is this man still able to fight on?”

Lula Davidson: "Who knows, but there is still fight left in this man!”

::Kyle now begins to slowly get to his feet but just as he does Tommy runs up the corner turnbuckle and lays him out. This time with a whisper in the wind. Blood pours from his face as he slides out of the ring. The ref motions for Tommy to get back in and begins to count.::


one...



Two..



::Tommy grabs Kyle’s jacket.::


Three..



Four…



::He quickly slides in the ring and stands over Kyle. He makes sure he rolls him over so he can see what he is about to do.::

Jason Chase: “What the hell?”

::Tommy takes the jacket and begins to wipe the blood off his faces. He then throws it over the ropes and the crowd loves it. Kyle rolls back over so Tommy can not see his face. Tommy goes to grab him by the back of the head and Kyle sends a hard uppercut causing Tommy to take a few steps back and allowing Kyle to get to his feet. Kyle comes right at him and again takes another punch. Tommy laughs.::

Tommy:”Finally a punch with some force behind it!”

::Tommy sends one right back and the two begin to trade blows. After a few shots each Kyle then sends a hard boot to the gut over Tommy causing him to double over a bit. Kyle makes his move and lifts Tommy up for a powerbomb but Tommy reverses into a hurricanrana. As he drops he locks in a triangle lock and wrenches Kyle’s arm as he screams in pain.::

Lula Davidson: "What a reversal into The Crank!”

Jason Chase: “I didn’t even see that one coming. Maybe Tommy can actually make some noise here after all.”

::Kyle struggles and struggles as he tries to make it over to the ropes but Tommy is not giving him an inch. He just wrenches even harder on the lock.::

Lula Davidson: "Might be smart for Kyle to tap or Tommy can cause him to pass out for that matter.”

::Kyle still fights in attempts to make it to the ropes but he is fading and fast. He seems to go limp and the ref comes over to check on him. He lifts the arm and it falls.::

Jason Chase: “Come on Kyle!!!”

::Again...arm lifted and it falls.::

Lula Davidson: "One more and he is done for!!!!”

::The referee lifts the arm and releases…….it drops for a third time and he calls for the bell, but Tommy does not release. He wants to give Kyle a taste of his own medicine.::

Lula Davidson: "This winner of this match……...TTTTTEEEEDDDDDMMMMAAAANNNN”

::Tommy does not wish to release the lock but then….::

Bubba:”TTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEDDDDDDDYYYYYY!”

::The Worley’s cousin comes charging down the ramp and right towards Tommy. Tommy’s eyes go wide as he releases the hold and rolls out of the ring. He quickly grabs the Tedman suit and dips and weaves through the crowd to get away.

The camera shifts from Tedman celebrating his upset victory to the backstage area to find Maiko and Sariel of The Children of Nephilim walking side by side down a hallway. Their boys where nowhere to be found, as they had a match to prepare for. The two walked in silence for a few moments before coming to a stop at a locker room door.

It was Sariel who pushed the door open to find Joshua McBride sitting with his head down and his hair hanging down over his face facing the doorway. Joshua never moved, or looked up but he spoke, his voice little more then a faint whisper.::

Joshua: “To what do I owe this pleasure Maiko?”

Maiko: “We felt that maybe it was time for us to discuss this.....separation.”

Joshua: “Call it what it was. You turned your back on me and stole my children....”

Maiko: “And maybe.....it was a mistake.....”

::Before either of them could say another word a sound came from behind the group. When Maiko and Sariel turned they were staring into the pale empty mask of the strange masked woman. This time she was dressed in a long satin blood red gown with a thin hood up, the hood was little more then a veil and see through.::

Maiko: “You again?!?! What do you want?!”

Sariel: “Save your breath Mother....this one is like the idiot manchild of Talon's.”

Masked Woman: “Watch your tongue Angel. You serve THEM and THEY servew HIM.”

Maiko: “....Him....”

A visible shiver went down Maiko's spine and the woman behind the mask chuckled mockingly.

Masked Woman: “Save your lust filled daydreams harlot. You dream of him, all women do in the dark....but now your father and I have business. Leave us....”

::Maiko and Sariel looked as if they wanted to protest but a look from Joshua stopped them. Quietly the two filed out and Joshua looked up at the woman.::

Joshua: “You are the Harbinger.....”

Masked Woman: “I am....and he is displeased with you. Fix it......before he removes you....”

Joshua: “And how do you.......”

::The woman simply turned and walked from the room without another word, leaving Joshua alone and the camera shifts back to the announce table.::

Lula Davidson: "What was that about? And who is “HIM”?”

Jason Chase: “I don't know, all I know is the Children are so much less scary then we all thought.....”

Lula Davidson: "They lost their way, got disorganized. It happens.”

Jason Chase: “Yeah, well what happens if they get reorganized?”

Jamie Hensley: “The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first standing at 5 feet 9 inches and weighing a whopping 215 pounds….The Photographer….Bob Brooks!!!!!!!!"

::Can't Stop begins to play, and shortly after 'Photographer' Bob Brooks walks out from backstage. He's carrying a large tri pod with a camera perched on top over his shoulder, similar to how some baseball players might carry their baseball bat. Bob walks towards the ring, his eyes looking up at the lights above, then around the ring, making himself familiar with the setting. He makes it to the ring, but instead of stepping inside he walks around it, looking for the perfect spot. Finally he finds a spot he finds ideal, and sets his tri pod down. Now Bob takes his time fiddling with the camera itself, making sure it's pointed towards the ring at an angle that won't miss any of the action, he isn't about to rely on anyone else to capture the action for him. Once Bob has convinced himself he's got the perfect set up, he slides into the ring.::

Lula Davidson: "Bob had some not so nice things to say about Vince a few days ago.”

Jason Chase: “Yeah, Bob going to feel what Jonesy does when people run they mouths to him!!!!!”

::A loud gunshot is heard blasting over the loudspeakers and throughout the arena. Next the sound of a live electrical current can be heard pulsing through the air as the voice of 2Pac breaks the silence.::

"Yo we doin' this shit from Cleveland to L.A.
Bruh whatever you killahs want we bringing it
Thug Luv, bitch what time is it?

I don't give a fuck where you lay at
It's time to slay these bitch ass killahs
They ain't even knowing what type of killahs we is

Where my thugs at?
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, I know you mahfuckas been waiting for this shit for a long time
Well here it is here it is what you gone do with it"

Jamie Hensley: “Introducing next standing at 6 feet 7 inches weighing in at 269 pounds…...VINCE JONES!!!!!!!”

BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE MAIN EVENT!!!

::The drum roll immediately leads into "Take a Look at My Life" by Fat Joe as Vince Jones and his lovely valet and girlfriend, Jasmine "The Crown Jewel of Wrestling" burst through the entryway curtains. Vince makes his way to the edge of the rampway, raises his arms above his head, and flashes the hand sign of his old crew, the EDW. Jasmine stands behind him and looks out at the crowd with a rather smug look plastered across her face. Vince lowers his arms and begins marching towards the ring followed by Jasmine. Along the way Vince talks smack and antagonizes each and every person that he can that disapproves of his presence. They both reach the ring and enter. Vince Jones climbs the turnbuckle raises his arms in the air and once again flashes the EDW hand sign for the crowd to see. After taking in all of the hate from the crowd he immediately climbs back down to the mat and readies himself for battle.::

Jason Chase: “My man Jonesy going to show what happens to people like Bob Brooks when they run they mouth!”

Lula Davidson: "You do remember you are white correct?”

::The bell sounds and the smaller man Brooks charges in and goes for a flying clothesline but Jones doesn’t budge an inch. Brooks tries again and the same result. A third time but as he comes flying through the air Vince throws his shoulder into it causing Brooks to slam to the mat below.::

Lula Davidson: "Bob is going to have to find a way to bring Vince down to his size and quick!”

Jason Chase: “Jonesy ain’t gunna let that happen!”

::Brooks pops right up and goes to swing a hard right but Jones catches the hand and begins to wrench it sideways. Brooks drops to one knee in pain as Jones laughs.::

Jason Chase: “See! Jones is just too strong for Brooks!”

::With that being said Brooks notices the referee looking away for a brief second and headbuts Jones right in the family jewels. That causes his to release the hold and drop to his knees in pain.::

Lula Davidson: "Brooks getting crafty here!”

Jason Chase: “He should be disqualified for that move!”

::Bob springs off the ropes and hits a hard flying springboard forearm smash as the crowd pops in excitement! He rolls Vince over and goes for the pin.::



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::Jones gets his arms under Bob and tosses him up like a paperweight. Jones gets t his feet the same time Brooks does and goes for a running clothesline but Brooks ducks. They both bounce off opposing ropes and Jones goes for another clothesline but this time Brooks slides between his legs and sends a dropkick to the back of Vince’s knee. Again causing him to drop in some pain.::

Lula Davidson: "Seems ike Brooks may have Jones’ number as of now.”

Jason Chase: “That won’t last long!”

::Bob stays on the attack as he once again bounces off the ropes and lands a running bulldog. He rolls Vince over and goes for the cover a second time now.:

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::Jones kicks out but not with authority this time. He is still feeling the effects of the bulldog. He slowly gets to his feet as Bob comes flying through the air in attempts to take Vince down with a flying crossbody but that fails. Vince catches Bob and Bob’s eyes go wide.::

Jason Chase: “Poor Bobby is in trouble now!”

::Vince paces the ring for a few moments showing his power before slamming Brooks down. He doesn’t want to give Bob anytime as he drops down with a hard elbow drop to his chest. Vince hooks the leg and goes for a pin attempt himself now.::


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Lula Davidson: "Bob kicked out!!!!!!”

Jason Chase: “How? Jonesy should have put more pressure! This will only make him angry!”

::Add it does. He drags Bob to his feet and begins to pummel him with punches. Bob becomes dazed as Vince bounces off the ropes and levels him with a verocious spear. Bob rolls around in pain as Jones gets up and begins to laugh at the sight. Bob uses the ropes as he slowly gets to his feet. He turns to the center of the ring only to be taken down by a “Gang Bang” followed by some harsh punches. Jones finally stops as he slides down and hooks the leg yet again.::

ONE!



TWO!



TH-KICKOUT



Jason Chase: “Man Bob just wont stay down! End this already Jonesy!!!”

Lula Davidson: "Bob showing he has a lot of fight left in him!!!!!”

::Bob manages to get his shoulder up at the last second possible as Vince gets up and in the referees face arguing it should have been a three count. Bob crawls up behind Vince who is still arguing with the referee and pulls him in for a small package. The referee drops down to make the count.::

ONE!


TWO!



Lula Davidson: "Bob had a chance to steal one away!”

Jason Chase: “Jonesy ain’t going to let that happen!!!”

::Vince kicks out with ease and jumps right to his feet. He stalks Bob who is now just getting to his feet and makes his move. He goes for a kick to the gut of Bob but Bob rolls out of the way. Bob bounces of the ropes and goes for another flying forearm smash but it caught and put down hard with and inverted impaler DDT.::

Jason Chase: “Jonesy puts Bob down with The Silencer!”

::Vince rolls Bob over and hooks the leg.::

ONE!

Lula Davidson: "As much fight as Bob showed he had tonight. I don’t think this ends good.”


TWO!



THREE!!



Jason Chase: “JONESY MY MAIN MAN!!!!!!!!’”

Jamie Hensley: “Your winner by way of pinfall….Vince Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

::Vince Jones' hand is raised; but he snatches his hand away from the ref. He immediately hops up to his feet and slides out of the ring flipping off the crowd as the crowd boos. ::

Lula Davidson: "Wow! How's that for poor sportsmanship!”

Jason Chase: “Hey! Jonesy gonna do what Jonesy gonna do!!”

::Vince Jones marches over to Jasmine and demands her to hand him his Louisville slugger bat. ::

Lula Davidson: "What's he doing now??”

Jason Chase: “Batting practice maybe??”

::Vince Jones storms the ring with the baseball bat in hand and he begins slowly circling Bob Brooks and looking down at him while flashing the hand sign of the EDW. ::

Lula Davidson: "Okay! That's enough! The match is over”

Jason Chase: “Hey! Its the Age of Violence! The man said it himself! “

::All of a sudden the crowd starts going crazy with excitement as Amy Zing comes running through the crowd. ::

Lula Davidson: "Oh my god! Look, Jason!! Its Amy Zing!!”

Jason Chase: “What?? She's out of her mind!!”

::She hops over the guardrail runs up the apron and skips up to the top turnbuckle stalking Vince Jones as the man himself readies to strike Bob Brooks. All of a sudden an Amy Zing chant begins to ring out through the arena.::

AMY ZING!!!
AMY ZING!!!
AMY ZING!!!
AMY ZING!!!

::The chanting has Vince Jones absolutely confused as he turns around looking. When Vince Jones finally turns and spots Amy she immediately leaps off the top turnbuckle and nails him with a missile dropkick that knocks him right off his feet sending the baseball bat flying straight out of the ring.::

Jason Chase: “Someone get her out of there!! Someone please!!!”

Lula Davidson: "He's getting exactly what he deserves in there! Get him Amy!!!”

:: Amy Zing immediately begins pumping her fist in the to the enthusiasm of the crowd.::

AMY ZING!!!
AMY ZING!!!
AMY ZING!!!
AMY ZING!!!

::Vince rolls over and hops back up to his feet. He immediately charges Amy Zing with a heavy clothesline attempt that she just barely ducks under and avoids. Vince whirls around with a head full of steam but is immediately met with lightning quick kicks to either side of his ribcage which stun him for a second. She then bounces back against the ring ropes and comes charging forward. Vince tries to recover with "The Jaw Jacka" to her face; but, she immediately leaps into the air and counters with a flying Fenghuang Kick right across his face. Vince drops to the mat and Jasmine immediately slides into the ring to attend to her man.::

Lula Davidson: "YES!!! YES!!! Get him!!”

Jason Chase: “Whoa, whoa, whoooooa!!! This isn't even fair!!!”

:: Jasmine manages to get Vince to slowly sit up a bit; but, it is apparent that he is seeing stars at the moment. He slowly starts to come back around as he watches Amy Zing back track down the aisle while the crowd chants her name.::

Amy Zing!!!
Amy Zing!!!
Amy Zing!!!
Amy Zing!!!

::Vince Jones glares at her from inside the ring and appears to mouth the words "You're fucked" as he points a finger at her. ::

Jason Chase: “I don't know about you; but, I think that Amy Zing's just bitten off a little more than she can chew!”

Lula Davidson: "What?? And you're telling me that Vince Jones didn't put this wheel in motion when he attacked her during her match against Ashley Kenyon?? “

Jason Chase: “Hey! I'm just saying...you don't wanna go to war against my homie, Jonesy! Yo he knows to how to handle his!”

Lula Davidson: "Well, I'm sure from the looks of what happened tonight you can bet your bottom dollar that he's gonna learn in due time that little Amy Zing isn't as much as a pushover as he might have thought. “

::The camera shifted then to the backstage area to find Aerynn, Pauly and Shonn standing near the entrance tunnel.::

Aerynn: “Now ye remember whot da plan is?”

Pauly: “Yea, we got this.”

Aerynn: “Good, just remember it. One way or another I will get whot I want.”

::The three of them grin evilly as the camera shifts back to the ringside area.::

Lula Davidson: "For some reason I have a bad feeling about this.”

Jason Chase: “With these three, you have a reason to be.”

"Take a bullet to my mandibles
It's the path I chose
Took life and I grabbed the balls
I rose like an animal
And the jungle taught me to handle foes."

::Green, orange, and white pyros go off and Pauly comes bursting from behind the curtains and onto the ramp.::

"To all ya mother Effers
Heffers and half steppers
The best of us is yet to come
Ya'll aint seen the last of us
I am that kid that nobody ever gave a ufck about
Curse words and the worst words
were the first words coming out my mouth
We started out with nothing so we had nothing to lose."

Jamie Hensley: “Coming down the asile, he hails from Belfast, Ireland and weighs in at 252 pounds…Pauly O’Connnnnerrrr!”

Lula Davidson: "Two weeks ago, Pauly unsuccessfully challenged Lacey Roberts for the UWA Television Championship. This week he looks to take down Sentinel.”

Jason Chase: “Pauly’s got this.”

::Pauly makes his way charging down the ramp and slides into the ring as the song fades and he awaits the start of the match.

The arena goes dark, static crackling through the PA speakers and across the big screen. A distorted siren sounds off and as it does rows of white lights cut on behind the stage's entryway. A tall, dark silhouette stands against them...::

"I got nothin' left and that makes me dangerous!"

::...and as the first lyric of "Dangerous" by Shaman's Harvest is belted out, the lights go up in a flash, showing Sentinel standing before the lights with Talon leaned back against his chest, her arms lifted and her hands clasped behind his neck. She walks ahead of him, leading the way to the ring as he marches down the ramp, both hands gripping the ends of the heavy steel chain around his neck except when he's bumping fists with the fans en route.::

Jamie Hensley: “And his opponent, being accompanied by Talon and hailing from Valley Forge, Tennessee, weighing in at 277 pounds, he is “the Silent Destroyer”…Seeentineeel!”

"Got no more hate...and that makes me dangerous.
No pride or shame...and that makes me dangerous.
Can't get knocked down...and that makes me dangerous.
My time is now...and that makes me dangerous."

Lula Davidson: "This man has been on a roll since his return and he is looking to keep the momentum going here tonight.”

Jason Chase: “I think Pauly can take him. Someone has to take him down a notch.”

::Talon smoothly pulls herself onto the apron and cartwheels into an upside-down pose, hanging from the top rope. She beckons to Sentinel who steps forward, the two sharing a heated kiss before she pulls herself back up and flips from the ropes into the ring. Sentinel ascends the steps and climbs onto the turnbuckles, looking out at the packed arena before dropping down into the ring.::

"I'm a grenade without reason, ready to explode...
I'm like a freight locomotive, steamin' out of control...
I'll make you a martyr, boy, step in line...
I'm a glutton for punishment, yeah, it makes me feel alive!"

Lula Davidson: "A year ago, Sentinel was one of three to fight in the first ever UWA World Heavyweight Championship title match and you have to believe he wants another shot.”

Jason Chase: “Everyone wants a shot at that title.”

::He drops the chain under the turnbuckles and takes off his cut, handing it to Talon before holding the ropes so she can exit the ring. Sentinel remains in that same corner, head lowered as he awaits the bell.

As the bell rings, Pauly and Sentinel step forward, O’Conner extends his hand. As Sentinel goes in for a handshake, Pauly nails “the Silent Destroyer” with a headbutt.::

Lula Davidson: "A cheap shot by Pauly O’Conner.”

Jason Chase: “Hey, whatever works.”

::As quick as his namesake, a firecracker, Pauly starts to unload with kicks and punches to Sentinel, trying to keep “the Silent Destroyer” off his game and end this quick. Pauly knocks Sentinel against the ropes and shoots him across for an Irish whip.::

Lula Davidson: "Pauly trying to take control of this one early.”

Jason Chase: “He needs to keep Sentinel off his game.”

::Sentinel is able to counter, shooting Pauly into the corner and catching him with a big clothesline, knocking O’Conner down to the mat. Pauly tries quickly to get to his feet. Sentinel is on him, nailing him with a knife-edge chop and another, and another. Sentinel takes him down with another hard clothesline.::

Lula Davidson: "Sentinel just tries to take Pauly’s head off.”

Jason Chase: “Someone see if his boots are still on!”

::As O’Conner gets to his feet, Sentinel catches him with a side slam and hooks the leg.::

ONE!



TWO!




Kickout!

Lula Davidson: "Sentinel looking to end this one, but Pauly kicks out.”

::Sentinel gets to his feet, moving in to continue the attack on Pauly, who manages to take “the Silent Destroyer” down with a fireman’s carry and quickly moves around to catch him with a German suplex.::

Lula Davidson: "And Pauly catches Sentinel with a German suplex.”

Jason Chase: “Those can be surprisingly devastating.”

::Trying to take advantage, O’Conner quickly moves into position and manages to take Sentinel down with another German suplex. This time, Pauly bridges for a pin.::

ONE!



TWO!



Kickout!

Lula Davidson: "Another German suplex, but Sentinel kicks out of that one.”

Jason Chase: “These two are tough, but I think Pauly’s got this.”

::Pauly attempts to lock in a triangle lock, but Sentinel fights him off. Sentinel is able to get back to his feet, but Pauly shoots him into the ropes and connects with a belly-to-belly suplex.::

Lula Davidson: "Another suplex by Pauly to Sentinel, trying to keep “the Silent Destroyer” off his feet.”

Jason Chase: “What do you expect him to do against a guy with “destroyer” in his name?”

::Once again, Pauly keeps on the attack, pushing Sentinel into the ropes and trying to shoot him across. This time however, “the Silent Destroyer” manages to reverse it and sends O’Conner into the ropes. He catches him with a Samoan drop, sending him up and down onto the mat. He hooks the leg as he makes the pin.::

ONE!



TWO!



Kickout!

Lula Davidson: "Sentinel manages to reverse it goes for a pin, but does not get the three.”

::Sentinel, however, seems to have no interest in letting up his attack on O’Conner and pulls Pauly up. He goes for a suplex attempt, but Pauly blocks it. Sentinel tries again, only for Pauly to block it again. This time, Sentinel is able to get Pauly up, but again, Pauly manages to counter and takes Sentinel up into a suplex and down into a DDT. ::

Lula Davidson: "That could end it right there!”

Jason Chase: “Cover him!”

::Pauly shakes the cobwebs out and goes for a cover. ::

ONE!!



TWO!!



Kickout!

::Pauly looks at the referee, arguing that he should have had the three right there, but is informed it was a two count and only a two. Outside, Talon looks relieved.::

Lula Davidson: "Even Pauly is not sure how Sentinel kicked out!”

Jason Chase: “I’m not.”

::Pauly gets to his feet, goading Sentinel to get back up, shaking his foot as “the Silent Destroyer” starts to get back up.::

Lula Davidson: "This may be it.”

::Pauly shifts forward, attempting a superkick. Somehow, Sentinel had enough wits about him to catch Pauly’s foot, and spin him around. The crowd cheers as Sentinel hoists Pauly O’Conner up and slams him down with a spinning spinebuster. ::

Lula Davidson: "Sentinel counters and drives Pauly into the mat, and look at that force, he almost put Pauly through the mat! Sentine is not happy. ”

Jason Chase: “After that headbutt would you be?”

::Sentinel hooks the leg, attempting a cover of his own.::

ONE!!



TWO!!!


TH-shoulder up!

Lula Davidson: "Close, but not a three count.”

Jason Chase: “I think my heart stopped. I need water.”

::Sentinel seems rather surprised he did not take the match then and there, but gets back to his feet and starts to lift Pauly up off the mat. From out of no where, Pauly manages to take “the Silent Destroyer” down and lock on a crossface.::

Lula Davidson: "Pauly O’Conner with a submission out of nowhere.”

Jason Chase: “Sentinel has to tap out.”

::Sentinel struggles to reach the ropes in an attempt to get O’Conner to break the hold, but Pauly hangs on tight, wrenching back and adding more pressure. On the outside of the ring, Talon looks on, trying to encourage Sentinel to fight off the hold.::

Lula Davidson: "Sentinel is fighting it off, trying to stay in this match.”

Jason Chase: “Tap out.”

::With a sudden burst of strength, Sentinel manages to get his hand on the bottom rope. However, Pauly refuses to release the hold, keeping it on as the referee starts to count to four. Pauly releases the hold on the three. ::

Lula Davidson: "And he makes it to the ropes. But Pauly is not letting go.”

Jason Chase: “He has until four. That’s why the referee counts.”

::Keeping on his attack, Pauly goes for an Irish whip, but Sentinel hangs on, pulling Pauly into a spinning sideslam, which may not have helped his arm. Sentinel rolls his shoulder, rubbing it to get the circulation going again as he gets to his feet.::

Lula Davidson: "A spinning sideslam to Pauly, but Sentinel cannot capitalize.”

Jason Chase: “Pauly may have damages that arm enough to give him an edge.”

::Pauly pulls himself to his feet. The two men charge, nailing each other with a big boot and knock each other down to the mat. The referee looks to see both men are down and begins his count. Talon looks on with concern. ::

Lula Davidson: "Both men are down.”

::As the referee reaches five, Pauly manages to get to his feet, getting himself into position to try and end this.::

Lula Davidson: "Pauly looking to finish this.”

Jason Chase: “This is his chance.”

::As Sentinel makes it to his feet, O’Conner goes for the Rising Sun.::

Lula Davidson: "Rising Sun!”

::Sentinel is able to counter, hoisting Pauly up and slamming him down.::

Lula Davidson: "Sentinel counters out of it.”

Jason Chase: “What?”

::“The Silent Destroyer” catches Pauly as he gets to his feet and drives him into the mat with a Dead End that hits so stiffly the ring shakes. He hooks the leg for the cover.::

Lula Davidson: "God, what a dead end by Sentinel! he almost broke him in half!”

ONE!



TWO!



Three!

Lula Davidson: "He got him!”

Jason Chase: “Damn.”

::Sentinel raises his arm, getting to his feet. Talon steps into the ring, applauding “the Silent Destroyer” for the victory.::

Jamie Hensley: “Here is your winner…Sennnntinnnel!”

::Sentinel exits the ring, walking to the back as is music replays.::

Lula Davidson: "A hard fought victory for Sentinel.”

Jason Chase: “Come on Pauly, you had that one.”

Lula Davidson: "He came close. There were several points it went in his favor, but in the end, Sentinel pulled the victory out.”

::The bell had no sooner rang then Aerynn Donnelly and Shonn came through the crowd and slid into the ring. The two seemed to be jawing down at Sentinel about how stiff he was working with Pauly but before Sentinel could fully reaction Aerynn and Shonn both launch themselves at Sentinel.

Sentinel throws Aerynn off and is turning to focus on Shonn when Pauly undercuts him behind the knees from behind and he falls forward, and as he falls forward Sentinel is caught by Shonn who wraps him into the Devil's Hammer and slams Sentinel into the mat.::

Lula Davidson: "Come on, enough is enough!”

Jason Chase: “He shouldn't have tried to go stiff with Pauly.”

Lula Davidson: "And Pauly shouldn't have headbutted him.”

Jason Chase: “Details, details!”

::Talon comes into the ring to check on Sentinel as Gaeltachta slides from the ring. No sooner had they disappeared through the curtain then Joshua stepped through. Joshua walks down the rampway and slides into the ring as Talon is doing her best to get Sentinel back to his feet. Joshua grabs Talon by the wrist and whips her into the corner, only for him to pulls Sentinel up by the hair and whip him into the came corner.::

Lula Davidson: "Oh come on, there is no reason to involve Talon!”

Jason Chase: “Hey, it's the hip thing to do!”

::Joshua walks slowly, calmly to the opposite corner and then rushes in and crushes the two of them with a running corner clothesline, as he begins to back out of the corner he grabs Talons wrist, and pulls both her and Sentinel out of the corner where he slams another clothesline into Sentinel, this one slams Sentinel back into Talon and then both collapse to the ground.

Joshua leans out of the ring and grabs the microphone from Jamie and then slides down to the mat above Sentinel and Talon and whispers into the microphone.::

Joshua: “I needed to send a message.....”

::Joshua then leans down and inhales deeply from above Talon.::

Joshua: “Mmmmmm....delivered....”

Lula Davidson: "Oh god, what is he doing?Is he....kissing her?”

Jason Chase: “Worst.....he's licking her......”

::Sure enough, Joshua was shown leaning forward and running his tongue up Talon's face from chin to hairline and then leaning back on his knees and rocking back and forth as he laughed.....and laughed....and laughed.

The camera shifted to a commercial for the U.W.A.'s move to televised shows, in less then a month and then comes back to the ring to find The Silver Baron already in the ring.::

Lula Davidson: "Well ladies and gentlemen, Let's move on fronm creepy fat men licking people to our next match.”

Jason Chase: “Yea....that was creepy...even for me. Which is saying a lot.”

::Baron waits in the ring as the lights go out and Mz. Hyde hits the PA System but no sign of Aerynn Donnelly. The music hits a second time, but still no sign of Aerynn, the referee then confers with Silver Baron, who curses and leaves the ring as Jamie announces.::

Jamie Hensley: “Due to a no show, the winner of this match....The Silver Baron!”
Lula Davidson: "What is up with that? We just saw her, not ten minutes ago.....”

Jason Chase: “Maybe she had other things to do?”

Lula Davidson: "Other....things.....”

Jason Chase: “.....maybe!”

Lula Davidson: "Well, atleast we now get to find out the status of Brody!

Jason Chase: “Joy.....”

::The camera shifts to the office of Oliver who sat with Brody, Bethany, Ashley and Jeszika.::

Oliver: “So I hear the doctors won't clear you.....”

Brody: “Yes and its a god damn shame! I need to finish this!”

Bethany: “....You need to watch out for you baby....”

::Brody looked back at Bethany and smiled, he had her, that was a plus, but a mocking laugh broke the silence and everyone looked back to find Aerynn and the others standing in the doorway.::

Aerynn: “Ye two are Adorable.....noziating, but adorable none da less.”

Oliver: “Where the hell were you? You had a match!”

Aerynn: “Ah. Did ya mean that whole Silver Baron thing? Ye, I won't be doing dat anymore.”

Oliver: “Oh really? And why is that?”

Aerynn: “With deartest Brody out, I will be in the world Title match.”

Oliver: “And why would I reward your bad behavior? The World title match is between Jeszika and Bethany.”

Bethany: “Add her.”

Oliver: “What was that miss Kenyon?”

Bethany: “Add here. Jezzy and I can teach her come humility..”

Jeszika: “Yea, god knows someone needs to.”

Aerynn: “Awe, that's a good lass. A right little bitch you are.”

Jeszika: “Better a bitch, then a traitorous whore.”

::Oliver's eyes almost popped out of his head and Aerynn stared with rage as the three riled out and the camera shifts back to the ringside area once again.::

Lula Davidson: "Well, it appears that Aerynn Donnelly has conived, assaulted, and pouted her way back into the World Title picture.”

Jason Chase: “Hey, she never got a chance to get it back, after eight months as Champion, she deserves it, regardless of what anyone thinks of her personality.”

Lula Davidson: "There are standards we must all hold to.”

Jason Chase: “And those standards should be wrestling ability, not personality. She deserves to be in this match, by sheer ability alone.”

Jamie Hensley: “The following match is a non title match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first wrestling out of Dublin Ireland. He stands at six feet three inches tall and weigh in at 230 pounds…..Shonn Maguire!!!!!”

::The lights dim as the thunder effects start up in “Prelude To Madness.” At the 0.38 mark, a lone guitar starts playing amidst the strings. At 1.24, the riff kicks in and Shonn Maguire marches through the entrance way, seemingly paying little attention anything but his destination in the ring. As the music gets more frantic and cacophonous, Shonn simply walks straighter, slower until he reaches the ring and walks up the steps, ready to go.::

Lula Davidson: "Two members of Gaelachta has competed on their own tonight. Now time for the third member to see how he stands.”

Jason Chase: “This group just loves getting themselves in hot water.”

Jamie Hensley: “Introducing next, UWA’s Television Champion, LACEY ROBERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

::The stage lights begin to flash red, as 'With me' begins to play. ::

You know
Every world will have it's end (Have it's end)
I'm here
To Prove it all
To you.

::A loud engine can be heard, as Lacey comes out to the stage on her chopper, title strapped to her chest.::

I am
Who you don't think I am (Think I am)
All wrapped up
In my evil plan.

::Lacey revs up her engine a couple times, before she rides to the ring.::

Lula Davidson: "Lacey defending her title for the first time against one of Shonn’s running mates”

Jason Chase: “She ran away with that one. Managed to end it all with a small package!!!”

Can't taste the day (taste the day)
Savour night (savour night)
Spells beyond you
As I watch you crawl.

::Once Lacey reaches the ring, she takes a couple laps around the ring, before she gets off, and slides into the ring.::

Do you dare to fight (dare to fight)
Evil's might (evil's might)
I'll be the last one standing
In a flash of light!

::Lacey climbs onto on of the turnbuckles, and flashes the devil's sign with both hands. She then takes off her kutte, before she climbs down and hands her title off to Jamie on the outside. The bells sounds and Lacey goes charging right at Shonn. He easily steps to the side and sticks his foot out causing Lacey to trip and hit the mat. She slams her fists down and jumps right back up, but as she turns around Shonn takes her right back down with a clothesline.::

Jason Chase: “Shonn getting things started rather quickly.”

::Lacey jumps up again but again is dropped by another clothesline from Shonn. Shonn stays on the attacks and drops a elbow smash to the back of Lacey. He rolls her over and goes for the quick cover.::



ONE!!



TWO....




KICKOUT!!



::Lacey gets the shoulder up and SHonn tries to drag her to her feet but is blasted by a swift uppercut. He stumbles back and now he is met by a running knee smash to the face, but he does not fall. Lacey backs up again and goes for another running knee smash, again Shonn does not fall.::

Lula Davidson: "Lacey going to have to figure something out to take this man down!”

Jason Chase: “Oh I am sure she could figure something out. I mean look at her!”

::Lacey backs up a third time and goes for one last running knee smash but is caught in mid air by Shonn and dropped with a harsh powerbomb.::

Lula Davidson: "We women don’t need to resort to sexual acts just to get a man weak in the knees. She is a champion for a reason!”

Jason Chase: “As of now she doesn’t look like much of a champion to me.”

::Shonn walks around Lacey and taunts the champion. He then turns to the crowd and laughs as he points at the downed Lacey. Out of nowhere Lacey pops up and comes sliding in sweeping Shonn’s legs out from under him. He hits the mat and she pounces. She begins to throw everything she has at him. Shonn able to black most but a few punches make it through. After a few moments Shonn’s just tosses her off to the side as both superstars get back to their feet.::

Lula Davidson: "See. Lacey can stand with the men here. She proved it last Mayhem against Shonn’s close friend. She can damn well prove it again tonight!”

::Now Shonn goes on the attack but Lacey ducks the attempted big boot. She jumps to the top ropes and launches off taking Shonn down with a springboard lariat and goes for the cover.::


ONE!



TW...



KICKOUT!!

::Shonn tosses Lacey off of him with ease. As he goes to get to his feet Lacey charges right at him and takes him down with a dropkick to the side of the knee.::

Jason Chase: “She is trying to cut him down to her size with that move!”

::She bounces off the ropes again and grabs Shonn for a running DDT! Not wasting any time Lacey locks in a sleep hold and holds with everything she got, but it does not seem to be working. Shonn easily stands up and grabs Lacey by the head.::

Jason Chase: “Lacey could be in trouble here!”

::That she is as Shonn just whips her over his shoulder and to the mat below. He then drops down with a forearm smash to her chest. He hooks the leg and goes for the cover yet again.::


ONE!




TWO!




KICKOUT!


::Lacey manages to get her shoulder up moments before the referee counts the three.::

Lula Davidson: "And the champion still has fight left in her!!!!”

::Shonn is a bit angered as he lifts Lacey to her feet and throws her off the ropes. He then lifts her up and takes her down with a spinning spinebuster. Again he goes for the cover.::




ONE!



TWO!!



THR....-KICKOUT!


::And again Lacey somehow gets her shoulder up at the last second possible.::

Jason Chase: “This girl just will not give up will she?”

Lula Davidson: "She got the heart of a champion!”

Jason Chase: “Or she is too stupid to know when to stay down.”

::Shonn doesn’t lift her up this time. He stalks her and lets her struggle to get to her feet on her own. Lacey uses the ropes and as she gets to her feet Shonn comes running at her. She drops down and pulls the ropes causing Shonn to go tumbling over the top to the mat outside. The referee begins to make the count.::



One…


Two…..



Three…..



::Shonn now starts to get to his feet.::


Four….




Five…..


Lula Davidson: "The referee half way there. Shonn better hurry and get back in the ring.”


Six….



Seven….


::Shonn rolls back in the ring only to be met with a baseball slide to the side of his head. Lacey rolls him over and hooks the leg for the pin.::



One.



Two….


::Shonn kicks out but Lacey doesn’t give up. She hooks the leg a second time.::


One…..


::This time Shonn throws her off and jumps to his feet. As does Lacey.::

Lula Davidson: "These two are putting on quite a match for us right now!”

Jason Chase: “I weirdly have to agree with you.”

::The two lock up in the middle of the ring but Lacey is quickly out powered and backed into the corner. Shoon then sends a hard slap to her chest as the crowd pops.::

CROWD:WWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

::Again.::

CROWD:WWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

::And for a third time he sends a hard chop to her chest causing her to hit the mat this time.::

CROWD:WWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!

::Shonn now lifts the downed Lacey and motions for his finisher. He does not waste another second as he lays her out with what he calls it….The Devil Hammer. Lacey lays there motionless as SHonn hooks the leg and goes for the cover.::



One……






Two……


Jason Chase: “I don’t think she is getting up from this one. No matter the fight, I think this was the breaking point!!”

Three!!!!!!!

::The referee calls for the bell as Shonn gets to his feet and has his arm raised in victory!!!!::

Jamie Hensley: “The winner of this match by way of pinfall SSHHOONNN MMMAAAGGGUUIIIRREEE!!!”

Lula Davidson: "Shonn just defeated the television champion!!!!!”

::He laughs at the champion who lays out cold as he exits the ring and walks up the ramp. Backstage, a camera finds Arsenal’s dressing just as Jeszika Gautier is pulling on her bottoms. Careful not to show anything but her bare legs at first, the camera slowly starts to move up as a voice she can’t hear starts up.::

Voice: “Mmm… the sights one beholds when he but pauses and allows the world to present itself…”

::The camera continues on to show her oiling herself up.::

Voice: “Rub those luscious limbs with all due care… mmm… you are the prize now, and worth every solitary cent of the price that must be put forth to attain you…”

::Panning over towards the door, the room is shown to be empty aside from Jeszika at the moment. The camera pans back to her as she checks herself in the mirror.::

Voice: “I’m so going to enjoy this…”

::As Mayhem returns from a brief commercial break, the cameras are on the announce table while
"Dangerous" plays in the background. It looks very much like Lula and Jason are getting some company on commentary for the next match.::

Lula Davidson: "Welcome back to Mayhem. Please join us in welcoming Sentinel and Talon to the best seats in the house. Welcome, you two."

::Sentinel is still putting his headset on as Talon settles in, first clasping Lula's hand briefly, then Jason's. The big man is showing the battle scars from the beating he took during and after his match with Pauly O'Conner, moving gingerly but still with purpose.::

Talon: "Always a pleasure."

Jason Chase: “So what brings you down here tonight? I figured the big man would be laid up backstage after that little brawl earlier."

::Lula shoots Jason a 'really?' look but Talon simply smiles in response, shaking her head.::

Talon: "We're down here to take a close look at the champion in action, Jason."

Lula Davidson: "She has another challenge tonight, facing a quasi-ally from the Sin City Knights in a non-title encounter. I'm talking, of course, about Craven."

Jason Chase: “The guy who's been getting drubbed by Kyle Travis as of late. But that still doesn't explain the why, Talon. It's not as if Sentinel is in line for a title shot or something."

::Talon turns to Sentinel, seeing if he wants to respond to that, but he just smirks and keeps his attention on the ring and stage. So Talon turns back to Jason with a similar expression to her husband's.::

Talon: "Perahps, but he IS in the lead in points for the tournament, a lead that keeps getting bigger. Or haven't you been paying attention?"

::The cameras cut to the ring where Penny Lane stands ready to introduce the next match's competitors. The bell tolls and she lifts the mic.::

Jamie Hensley: “Our next contest is a non-title encounter set for one fall! Introducing first...from New York City and weighing in at 240 pounds...CRAVEN!"

::The lights dim as Tool's “Sober” starts up. At the 0.15 mark, Craven walks through the curtain and pauses, looking out from under his hood at the gathered masses. He slowly makes his way to the ring, walks up the steps and crouches in his corner, running his fingers across the battleground in preparation for what is to come.::

Lula Davidson: "As my broadcast partner so rudely stated, Craven HAs been embroiled in a feud with Kyle Travis as of late. I'm wondering if that will have any effect on his performance tonight."

Jason Chase: “I doubt it. Jeszika got through his employer and she'll get through him, too. He's no Silver Baron."

Lula Davidson: "No, but he's very skilled. I wouldn't count him out before the match even starts."

Jamie Hensley: “And now, introducing his opponent..."

::Guitars start playing as "Define Me" by Bad Pollyanna starts playing over the speakers as Jeszika walks out onto the ramp wearing a black leather studded corset encrusted with diamond over top of a black tank top and a short pleated tartan skirt. The UWA World Heavyweight Championship is draped over her shoulder, shining beneath the spotlights.::

"I'm coming out
So call your friends and gather round
It's time to judge and pin me down
I'm in the box you put me in
It's dark and I can't see a thing
No air I need to BREATH
I'm climbing out
Oh my god, Alert the town!
A freak, a monster's on the prowl!
Shut it up and TEAR IT DOWN
Grab your torch and pitchfork now"

Jamie Hensley: “...from New Orleans and weighing in at 160 pounds, she is the reigning UWA World Heavyweight Champion...JESZIKA GAUTIER!"

::She forms a gun with her fingers and points it at the crowd before bringing it it up to her mouth and blowing it, then begins strutting down to the ring. She climbs into the ring over the middle rope, pausing on her way through to shake her ass seductively for the males in the crowd.::

"Define Me Define me
Somebody Find Me
And tell me what I am!
Y'know you love it!"

Jason Chase: “She seems to get hotter every week. Yet I wonder how long she's going to possess that championship over her shoudler. The whole world's gunning for her."

Lula Davidson: "She's proven her skill since she first arrived here and despite some roadblocks she's proving herself to be a fighting champion."

Talon: "She certainly has. Believe me when I say that my Destroyer is taking her and her reign very seriously. No one, not even Sentinel, will be able to take that title from her without a hell of a fight."

::Once in the middle of the ring she stops and opens the front of her corset, one side then the other, like doors, then opens both and drops the corset aside to the catcalls of the men in the crowd. Se grins and nods, knowing they don't stand a chance, before she stands in the corner, facing her opponent. The referee accepts the title from her and passes it to Penny after she leaves the ring, bringing Craven and Jeszika forward for a bit of a stare-down before they lock up. Right away Craven goes for the same tactics that served Silver Baron well in his match agaisnt the champion: putting his strength and leverage to use. He muscles Jeszika into the corner and bends her back over the turnbuckle, but breaks clean when instructed to by the referee. Jeszika gives him a look as he backs off and shows no reservations, moving in to lock up with him again.

Craven goes for the corner again but gets reversed en route. Jeszika nearly has him in the same spot she was put into moments ago but Craven reverses the reversal. The champion slips under his grip and lands a sharp kick to the ribs of her opponent. Craven winces slightly, shooting the same look back at the champion that she gave him. This time, the lock-up produces a tight side headlock by Craven, who takes Jeszika down to the mat and tries to ground her in the early going.::

Lula Davidson: "Craven seems to want to improve on Silver Baron's strategy in this match. Keeping the champion down, however, is a lot harder than it looks."

Talon: "That's what happens when you have to endure what Jeszika has. You learn to treasure and protect everything that's important to you, lest you lose it. She's transitioned that attitude into her wrestling and it shows."

::The champion fights her way up to a knee, then to her feet, trying to elbow her way out of Craven's grip. She does so and darts for the ropes, but runs into a hard shoulder. Immediately he attempts to drop the leg but Jeszika rolls out of the way, continuing to do so as Craven narrowly misses with a dropped elbow. She ends up on the apron and drives her shoulder between the ropes and into Craven's midsection when he goes after her. Vaulting over the top, she rolls over Craven's back and keeps going, hitting the ropes and ducking his clothesline, then a back elbow. On the third go-round Craven catches her and takes her up high into a military press, but the cagey champion fights her way down, landing behind him and bringing him to the mat with a Russian leg sweep, floating over into a pin attempt.




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Craven kicks out with authority, trying to get to his feet as quickly as possible. Jeszika is right there waiting with a dropkick though the ropes save Craven from landing hard on the mat. He elevates the champion over the top rope, putting her on the apron again, and scores with a knee when she goes for another shoulder strike. Using a modified stunner to hang her up on the top rope, he watches as Jeszika falls to the floor on the outside, backing off as the referee steps in to make the ten count.::

Jason Chase: “Already Craven is adapting to her attack. See, that's what happens when you go round and round with a master like Kyle Travis; you get better."

Lula Davidson: "Craven was already good, Jason...sheesh. Get off that guy's jock, will you?"

Jason Chase: “Hey, I call it like I see it."

Talon: "How you can see anything with your head that far up your ass?"

Lula Davidson: "Jeszika gets back in at five and Craven was waiting! He knocks her into the ropes with a forearm and follows up with a swinging neckbreaker!"

::Jeszika seems to be in dire straits, but Craven's pin attempt only gets him a short two as the champion kicks out with the same force he used prior. Bringing her right back down with a headlock, Craven again tries to ground the champion. He arches up on the hold, trying to put more pressure on Jeszika but does it a little too far. She uses his altered balance to bring him over and attempt a roll-up!




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Forcing his way back to a more advantageous position, Craven tightens his grip again but Jeszika is already trying another way out. She uses her flexibility to snare Craven in a headscissors, though he's quick to slip out and kip up to his feet. She does the same, barely in time to duck his clothesline attempt. Catching his leg in the midst of a back kick attempt, Jeszika sweeps his other leg from under him and goes immediately into a standing moonsault, hooking the leg after she lands.::




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Jason Chase: “Craven escapes again, but that took half a second longer. Don't tell me he's running outta gas already."

Lula Davidson: "Not a chance. But like we said before, Jeszika is getting better every show. So is Craven, but the pressure of being a champion is something she's turning into serious motivation."

Sentinel: "There's no greater accolade than holding a World Championship. Jeszika knows this."

Jason Chase: “He speaks!"

::Not about to make things easy for the champion, Craven weathers a barrage of kicks from Jeszika. The champion springboards off the middle rope and lands on his shoulders, flinging herself back for a hurricanrana. Craven stymies this with his strength, the surprise on the champ's face briefly apparent as she's pulled back up and consequently powerbombed to the mat. The impact is stiff and seems to knock the wind out of her. Craven follows up with a running senton and hooks the far leg.




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Jeszika gets her foot on the ropes, sparing herself the energy of getting the shoulder up. Craven keeps the pressure on, sending her into the turnbuckles yet missing with the follow-up charge. A victory roll almost ends the match but Craven isn't put down the same way Baron was. He gets to his feet and shoves Jeszika hard into the turnbuckles again, meeting her with a clothesline that leaves her slumped against the ropes.::

Sentinel: "Craven's doing the right thing staying on her, but you can tell the frustration is building."

Jason Chase: “How the hell can you tell?"

Sentinel: "It's not something you'd get, Jason. You're not exactly the athletic type."

Jason Chase: “Hey, I resent that!"

Lula Davidson: "Because it's true?"

Jason Chase: “...shut up."

::Set on the top turnbuckle, Jeszika tries to lash out with a forearm or two, wanting no part of what Craven has in mind here. He goes for a superplex but is blocked, with more punches from the champion stalling his offense. Craven lets loose with a forearm of his that rocks the champion and tries a second time. Blocked once again, Craven is shoved down when Jeszika blocks a punch, landing on his feet but unsteadily. From the second rope, Jeszika sails off and nails a diving crossbody, getting the crowd further into the match. She's back on her feet before Craven, striking with an enzuigiri that reverberates all the way to the cheap seats. Craven's dropped to a knee, yet possesses just enough wherewithal to duck a kick aimed at his temple.

He spins the champion about and goes for a powerslam. The champion sneaks out of the hold and immediately attempts the Femme-Grip. Craven ducks down and out of her grip before she can lock it in, finding respite against the ropes. He charges Jeszika then, who evades him and uses a quick drop toehold to land him throat-first against the second rope.::

Talon: "Just like that, Jeszika puts her best asset to use."

Jason Chase: “Her legs?"

Sentinel: "...you're an idiot."

Lula Davidson: "Her speed, Jason. Craven's wide open now because the champ's quick thinking and agility."

::He still has enough sense to grab Jeszika by the throat when she gets out onto the apron though. The champion uses that grip to hang him up on the top strand by yanking down on that arm, and the distracting pain is enough to allow her to nail Fatale-ity before Craven can recover!::




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Jamie Hensley: “Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...the UWA World Wrestling Champion...JESZIKA GAUTIER!"

Lula Davidson: "The champion does it again. Craven was game, but she got the better of him this time."

Jason Chase: “THIS time, Lula. Her luck will run out sooner or later."

::Handed the championship, Jeszika holds it up high from the turnbuckles as the crowd roars in approval. Down at the announce table, Sentinel rises, his headset removed before he applauds the champion's victory. Talon follows suit, which gets a look from the champion that's between curious and concerned. She rolls out of the ring, draping the belt over her shoulder and slapping a few hands on her way up the ramp. Craven follows suit after briefly being checked by the referee, at which point Talon walks over to Penny Lane and gestures for a microphone. Sentinel rolls into the ring, pacing with his eyes on the stage as Talon joins him.::

Lula Davidson: "Looks like these two have something to say. I think I know what it is."

Jason Chase: “An apology for making fun of me?"

Lula Davidson: "You wish."

::Standing behind him as he moves back and forth like a caged beast, Talon lifts the microphone and speaks calmly despite the tension all around her.::

Talon: "Olivier Georgio, I know you're listening right now, just like you were watching earlier when Pauly O'Conner and his cronies, along with Joshua McBride, assaulted Sentinel after his match."

::The fans boo that considerably, with a brief replay shown to emphasize the violence leveled on Sentinel.::

Lula Davidson: "You know, Pauly started that whole thing with that sneak attack on Sentinel when the match started."

Jason Chase: “Hey, what was the so-called Silent Destroyer expecting? Pauly needed to make a statement and he did. I didn't know the big fella was so sensitive!"

Lula Davidson: "Then how do you explain Joshua McBride picking the bones of Gealtachta?"

Jason Chase: “Wouldn't you be mad if you were beaten like he was at Cataclysm and given shit about it?"

::The replay ends and the camera's back on a now-still Sentinel as Talon stands at his side.::

Talon: "We're not going to stand for this."

::Sentinel gestures for the microphone and Talon acquiesces. The pain of that brutal assault is obvious in his deep tone of voice, but his urge for vengeance does well in counteracting it a bit.::

Sentinel: "I. Want. Joshua McBride. You have the power to give him to me, Olivier, with no rules or regulations to get in the way of what I intend to do to him."

Jason Chase: “He wants another go at that psycho? I think Gealtachta knocked something loose in his thick skull!"

Sentinel: "Don't misunderstand us. This isn't an ultimatum and there is no 'or else' clause. It's far simpler. I get a no-holds-barred match with McBride at Tragic Engagement, or I hunt him down in the streets and beat him to within an inch of his life there instead of within a UWA ring."

::The crowd seems eager for either version of the fight if their reaction is any indication.::

Jason Chase: “Not an ultimatum my ass!"

Lula Davidson: "I don't blame him for being angry!"

::Passing the mic back to Talon, Sentinel starts pacing again while she addresses the UWA Owner again.::

Talon: "You have the power to make either of these happen, Mr. Georgio. Choose wisely. We'll be waiting for your response."

::Tossing the microphone back to Penny, Talon exits the ring as Sentinel holds the ropes for her, "Dangerous" playing again as they make their way up the ramp and into the backstage area.::

Jason Chase: “They're not owed a damn thing as far as I'm concerned!"

Lula Davidson: "I wonder what the owner's response will be to this. I don't like the idea of this fight going down in some back alley."

::The camera shifts to a commercial showing the newest matches for Tragic Engagement and then comes back to an empty ring.::

Jamie Hensley: “The following contest is your main event of the evening!”

::The arena lights go out. “Requiem” by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra & Metallica begin to play. Golden sparks rain from the ceiling, illuminating Connor Murphy, who is standing and looking up with his arms raised in the air, and Gabriel Krown, who is on one knee in front of Murphy, looking up and his arms raised. The lights come back on. Krown gets to his feet, and spins a bit, his robe flying behind him as he turns to stand next to Murphy. The two men walk to the ring, ignoring the jeers and boos from the crowd. The two men climb the stairs and walk along the apron before entering the ring. In the middle of the ring, the two strike the same pose as they did at the entrance. Krown gets to his feet and the two climb the turnbuckles to pose. Dismounting, the two move to their corner and take their robes off.::

Lula Davidson: "And here comes some of the loudest mouths in the history of this business!”

Jason Chase: “Aw, you’re just pissed off they do your job better than you do!”

Lula Davidson: "You realize when they take my spot, they take yours too, right?”

Jason Chase: “Yeah but I enjoy the break so it’s ok with me.”

::Molly Hatchet's “Cornbread Mafia” starts playing and the two young southern brothers, Cameron and Shawn Worley, walk out nodding their heads along. They make their way down to the ring, looking just as ready to party as they are to fight, which to them is almost the same thing anyway. They step into the ring, hooping and hollering, ready to go with whatever they got tonight.::

Lula Davidson: "Man, if looks could kill there would be four corpses in the ring right now!”

Jason Chase: “Of course, Sang Réal feels like they’ve been screwed over and you can point fingers directly at these two for it!”

Lula Davidson: "Why? Because they won the cage match?”

Jason Chase: “Because these two idiots made sure everyone always misunderstood and then got in the way when Sang Réal were fighting the Sin City Knights in that prison riot of a handicap match!”

::Iced Earth's "Angels Holocaust" starts up, blasting an epic fanfare through the loudspeakers. Sariel leads Ramiel and Ananiel through the curtain and walks them to the ring. The three step into the ring and hit their knees, looking to the sky for the answers they know can only come from above.::

Lula Davidson: "And everyone’s favorite twins have arrived!”

Jason Chase: “Another team that Sang Réal feels have screwed them over!”

Lula Davidson: "The Children of Nephilim are still a force to be reckoned with!”

Jason Chase: “And Sang Réal should have been allowed to test themselves against them in any pairing anybody wanted! They came here to fight, not to wait for handouts like paupers on a street corner. Leave that to the Cornbread Mafia who seem all too happy to just sit around collecting checks for doing nothing like the welfare babies they truly are!”

::Black Spiders' “Kiss Tried To Kill Me” starts up. With lights dancing around, Nikki Peltier leads out both members of K.I.S.S. To the delight of the onlooking crowd. Bethany Kenyon sways slightly trying to tantalize and only tease a little while her younger sister, Ashley Kenyon, tries to make eye contact with every person in the place, hoping to tease them all into a frenzy. Nikki leads them to the ring where she walks to the center of the ring and points to opposite corners, upon which both sisters raise their arms, Bethany just standing there while Ashley dances a little for everybody.::

Lula Davidson: "And the best team in wrestling have arrived!”

Jason Chase: “Could you possibly suck them off just a little harder?”

Lula Davidson: "They’re the champions, who else would be called the best team if not them?”

Jason Chase: “That’s what this match is for!”

Jamie Hensley: “Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a four corners match for the UWA World Tag Team Championships and it is scheduled for one fall!!! Introducing first, in the corner to my right, at a total combined weight of 467 pounds, the team of Connor Murphy and Gabriel Krown, this is SANG RÉAL!!!”

::The crowd boos as Krown and Murphy smirk cruelly.::

Jamie Hensley: “In the corner to their right, at a total combined weight of 397 pounds and hailing from West Union, South Carolina, the team of Cameron Worley and Shawn Worley, THE CORNBREAD MAFIA!!!”

::The crowd cheers as the southern boys raise their hands.::

Jamie Hensley: “In the corner to their right, at a total combined weight of 504 pounds and hailing from God’s Country, accompanied to the ring by Sariel and representing the Children of Nephilim, the team of Ramiel and Ananiel, BENE ELOHIM!!!”

::The crowd boos incessantly as the twins stand there stoically.::

Jamie Hensley: “And finally, in the corner to my left, at a total combined weight of 275 pounds and hailing from New Orleans, Louisiana, they are the current, reigning, defending UWA World Tag Team Champions, accompanied to the ring by their manager, Nikki Peltier and representing Arsenal, The team of Bethany Kenyon and the UWA North American Champion Ashley Kenyon, Katt Industries Special Services, better known as K.I.S.S.!!!”

::The crowd erupts as the champions take their belts off and hand them to the referee. Before he can raise them up, Bene Elohim rush Bethany Kenyon while Sang Réal rush Ashley Kenyon. Ramiel and Ananiel start hammering away on Bethany with all four fists, pounding down on her and drilling her down into the mat. Gabriel Krown and Connor Murphy muscle Ashley back towards the corner where Krown drives his shoulder into her midsection to hold her in place. Murphy starts wailing with punches to the face as Ashley tries to get herself free. Cameron Worley rushes into fray, leaping into a clothesline on Ananiel. The Samoan catches him and spins into a sidewalk slam while Bethany comes up with a fist to the jewels of Ramiel. Ananiel hooks Cameron’s leg for a cover.::

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BETHANY MAKES THE SAVE!!!

::Shawn Worley runs to the Sang Réal corner and leaps onto Connor Murphy’s back. Murphy staggers back and tries to throw Shawn off but can’t seem to catch up with the slippery Worley Brother. As they start to step back, Ashley drives her elbow down in a twelve to six motion into the neck of Krown. Murphy tries to swing Shawn around and eats a tornado ddt in the process. Ashley grabs Krown by the head and jumps up over the top rope, bring him down throat first across the rope. Krown snaps back violently and falls to the mat next to his partner. Shawn grabs the ropes in the corner and jumps up into a cross-legged moonsault onto both members of Sang Réal. He hooks the leg of Murphy for the cover.::

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KROWN MAKES THE SAVE!!!

::Ashley grabs Krown’s ankles and yanks him from the ring as Murphy rolls Shawn over into an inside cradle.::

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SHAWN KICKS OUT!!!

::Ashley dives back into the ring and takes Murphy over into a rolling cradle.::

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MURPHY KICKS OUT!!!

:: Ramiel and Ananiel pull Bethany up and grab her by throat. Cameron Worley dives at Ananiel’s ankles and Bethany pushes herself free. She snaps off the Kiss Off superkick on Ramiel and Cameron shoves Ananiel in her direction as well. Bethany gives him the Kiss Off as Cameron hits the Rock A Ho punt on Ramiel. Cameron covers Ramiel while Bethany covers Ananiel. Gabriel Krown comes around the corner and dives in as the count starts.::

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KROWN MAKES THE SAVE ON BOTH!!!

Lula Davidson: "This is insanity!”

Jason Chase: “I don’t think even the referee has any idea who should be legal and who shouldn’t be!”

Lula Davidson: "Does it matter?”

Jason Chase: “Not right now, no.”

::Krown, Cameron, Bethany, Murphy, Shawn and Ashley get to their feet. As everyone start to square off, Murphy leaps into the Wolf Fang Fist on Bethany, knocking her down. Cameron meets him coming across the ring and punches him dead in the mouth. Murphy fires back and Krown catches cameron as he staggers from the impact for a German suplex that he quickly rolls into a second and then a third. As he stands up to make a move with his finger, Shawn Worley comes off the ropes for the To’e Up From The Flo’e Up lariat. Krown goes down hard and Shawn goes for the cover only for Murphy to give him a knee to the head and set for Murphy’s Law. He hits it and floats over into the cover on Shawn.::

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ASHLEY MAKES THE SAVE WITH MANNA FROM HEAVEN!!!

::Cameron Worley jumps over for a sunset flip on Ashley.::

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ASHLEY KICKS OUT!!!

::As they move to get back up, Bethany drills Cameron with the Kiss Off. Sang Réal move in and catch Bethany for Toujours Pur. Krown goes for the cover.::

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SHAWN BREAKS IT UP WITH THE S-LOCK ON KROWN!!!

::Murphy kicks Shawn to break up the hold and Ashley gives him a big rushing forearm shot that sends him tumbling back into the corner. Shawn takes the S-Lock back on Krown as Ashley runs up and grabs the Kiss This genital claw on Murphy. Both members of Sang Réal cry out in pain as Shawn and Ashley both clamp down with the pressure. Ramiel staggers up and knocks Shawn off Krown while Ashley releases her hold and punches Murphy in the mouth. She looks just into time to Ananiel coming and dives out of the way as Ananiel gives Murphy a big body splash. Ananiel steps away and eats another Kiss Off from bethany while Ashley sets Murphy up properly in the corner, with his legs spread on the ropes. She steps back, nods to the crowd and delivers the Ballbreaker on Murphy. Bethany covers Ananiel while Ashley steps away from Murphy and jumps onto krown looking for a cradle that he manages to block.::

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RAMIEL MAKES THE SAVE FOR HIS BROTHER!!!

::Ramiel pulls bethany up and punches her hard as Murphy starts to come out of the corner. Ramiel and Ananiel stand up and drill Murphy with the Revelator. Ashley moves off Krown and steps in behind Ramiel Bethany standing up on the other side. Cameron hits Ananiel while K.I.S.S. hits Ramiel with Kiss Your Ass Goodbye. Ananiel punches cameron off and moves in to try and help his brother. Bethany and Ashley move in and give him Kiss Your Ass Goodbye as well. Ashley covers Ananiel.::

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KROWN MAKES THE SAVE!!!

::Ashley knocks Krown off her sister and then shoves him to the corner with the Cornbread Mafia. Cameron and Shawn grab Krown and sit him up on the top rope as the crowd cheers wildly. They climb up on either side of him and jump off for Southern Pride. On impact, they cover him.::

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K.I.S.S. MAKES THE SAVE!!!

::All four, Bethany, Ashley, Cameron and Shawn, get to their feet and start trading shots. Cameron hits Bethany and Bethany fires back while Shawn does the same with Ashley. Shawn ducks a shot from Ashley and gives her a big uppercut that sends her into the corner. Cameron grabs bethany and shoots her off to the ropes. She rebounds and ducks under a big clothesline attempt by both brothers. She pulls up just behind them and snaps off the Kiss Off on Shawn. As he goes down, Cameron tries for a punch. Ashley comes out of the corner and the sisters give Cameron Kiss Your Ass Goodbye. As Bethany goes to cover him, Shonn Maguire and Pauly O’Connor jump the railing and move in to grab her by the ankles. They drag bethany out to the floor and start to pound her down with their fists. Ashley leraps out at them over the top rope and Pauly catches her, running her back first into the ringpost. As Maguire and Pauly pound away on the Kenyons on the outside, Shawn Worley staggers up in the ring looking almost drunk. He looks outside and takes a step back to steady himself. Gabriel Krown grabs him from behind, rolling him in a schoolboy.::

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3!!!!

Lula Davidson: "No way, they just stole the titles!”

Jason Chase: “YES!!! YES, I TOLD YOU SO!!!!”

Lula Davidson: "KISS just got screwed by Gealtachta...”

Jason Chase: “More importantly, Sang Réal have taken their rightful place on top of the mountain!!!”

::Security rushes in to pull Shonn Maguire and Pauly O’Connor off their victims while gabriel krown stands in the ring grinning stupidly. Connor Murphy staggers up, looking wobbly but accepts his belt and hugs his partner.::

Jamie Hensley: “Here are your winners… and NEW UWA World Tag team Champions, the team of Connor Murphy and Gabriel Krown, SANG RÉAL!!!”

::The U.W.A. Logo flashes in the corner of the screen as the show ends with Sang Real celebrating inside the ring.::