Post by tedman on Jan 1, 2015 7:58:33 GMT -6
“Tedman on the hunt again! I need to be the hunter, not the damn hunted like I was a couple weeks ago!”
Tommy is seen running through the streets if Colorado in full Ted costume and a cape added.
“The damn crazy photographer dude got the best of me and everyone else. I won’t let anyone do that again!"
He peeks out from behind a dumpster on the side of the store. Sees no one and darts across the road. Cape blowing in the wind and all. He looks to the side and everyone is staring right at him.
“Oh no! Tedman must not be seen!”
He turns on the speed and dives head first into a pile of garbage in the alley. He stays down for a few moments then only peeks his head out to make sure no one is coming.
“That was close! The great Tedman must not be seen yet! Tedman the hunter can not be spotted or my targets will know what to do! I must remain a god damn ninja ans bee unseen until the time is right!”
He peeks out again and notices he ran into an alley right next to the busiest set of stores in Colorado.
“Damn it Teddy!”
He smacks his head a few times knowing he made a mistake.
“Now I am stuck here till this all dies down.”
He reaches in the costume and pulls out a nice big “brownie.”
“Least I got this brownie so I don’t go hungry! Now only if I had a big glass of milk to wash it down.”
Tommy slides the head of the costume up just enough to gourge on the brownie. After eating the whole thing he slides the head back down and tries to wait for the crowd of people to die down. After about fifteen minutes Tommy begins to feel a bit fuzzy.
“Man what was in that brownie? Had to be the brownie!”
He pulls the wrapper out of the pile of garbage he threw it in and begins to examine it. Sure enough he finds the ingredient list on the package.
“Marijuana?! You have got to be kidding me! This is not going to help me in my upcoming match at all!"
Tommy just shakes his head and throws the wrapper back into the pile of garbage. Just then he hears a noise coming from further down the alley. He turns but sees nothing but is obviously spooked.
“Oh no! Might be one of the guys I am facing trying to hunt down the great Tedman! Problem is, I do not know what either of them look like. Calib Collins or this Nick Owens guy. Both new here. How is one supposed to prepare against opponents that have not shown their face yet?”
Another noise is heard from down the alley and it sppoks Tommy even more.
“If it is one of you guys back there, have fun catching the great and glorious Tedman!”
He looks out and sees the crowd of people still passing by but does not want to risk finding out what the noise from behind him was. He makes the choice and bolts out into the crowd with the cape covering his face.
“Tedman reigns supreme! Your time will come Collins and Owens! Tedman will fly to the top!”
He just keeps running as the scene fades to black revealing only a cat that was behind him in the alley.
Tommy is seen running through the streets if Colorado in full Ted costume and a cape added.
“The damn crazy photographer dude got the best of me and everyone else. I won’t let anyone do that again!"
He peeks out from behind a dumpster on the side of the store. Sees no one and darts across the road. Cape blowing in the wind and all. He looks to the side and everyone is staring right at him.
“Oh no! Tedman must not be seen!”
He turns on the speed and dives head first into a pile of garbage in the alley. He stays down for a few moments then only peeks his head out to make sure no one is coming.
“That was close! The great Tedman must not be seen yet! Tedman the hunter can not be spotted or my targets will know what to do! I must remain a god damn ninja ans bee unseen until the time is right!”
He peeks out again and notices he ran into an alley right next to the busiest set of stores in Colorado.
“Damn it Teddy!”
He smacks his head a few times knowing he made a mistake.
“Now I am stuck here till this all dies down.”
He reaches in the costume and pulls out a nice big “brownie.”
“Least I got this brownie so I don’t go hungry! Now only if I had a big glass of milk to wash it down.”
Tommy slides the head of the costume up just enough to gourge on the brownie. After eating the whole thing he slides the head back down and tries to wait for the crowd of people to die down. After about fifteen minutes Tommy begins to feel a bit fuzzy.
“Man what was in that brownie? Had to be the brownie!”
He pulls the wrapper out of the pile of garbage he threw it in and begins to examine it. Sure enough he finds the ingredient list on the package.
“Marijuana?! You have got to be kidding me! This is not going to help me in my upcoming match at all!"
Tommy just shakes his head and throws the wrapper back into the pile of garbage. Just then he hears a noise coming from further down the alley. He turns but sees nothing but is obviously spooked.
“Oh no! Might be one of the guys I am facing trying to hunt down the great Tedman! Problem is, I do not know what either of them look like. Calib Collins or this Nick Owens guy. Both new here. How is one supposed to prepare against opponents that have not shown their face yet?”
Another noise is heard from down the alley and it sppoks Tommy even more.
“If it is one of you guys back there, have fun catching the great and glorious Tedman!”
He looks out and sees the crowd of people still passing by but does not want to risk finding out what the noise from behind him was. He makes the choice and bolts out into the crowd with the cape covering his face.
“Tedman reigns supreme! Your time will come Collins and Owens! Tedman will fly to the top!”
He just keeps running as the scene fades to black revealing only a cat that was behind him in the alley.
