Post by vincejones on Dec 18, 2014 22:16:16 GMT -6
All is pitch black. Suddenly the familiar voice of Cole Manning parts the silence of the darkness.
"You got a choice to make, man! You can eitha keep on with the do what you gotta to slide by shit or you can man up, take charge, and take things to the next fuckin' level! "
The camera slowly fades into a Subway car in New York where Vince Jones can be seen sitting alone, riding, and looking out the window watching the scenery of the Subway as he passes by in silence. Scene slowly fades out and fades into Vince Jones' apartment where he is seen sitting on his leather sofa in silent thought and contemplation of his friend, Cole Manning's, words with a troubled look etched across his face.
"Go ahead and do the same old shit if you want to; but, you neva gonna really get ahead sliding by. You go into that match against Ashley Kenyon feelin' you gotta do whateva and you might as well drop that belt of yours now and tell her "You Quit" right the fuck now and save yourself all the trouble! Cuz if shit don't hit the fan against her and it all comes tumbling down its gonna happen soona or laytah and you gonna be fallin' flat on yo face again just like we did back in our EDW days, son! "
The scene switches to the office of Reno Banks where Vince Jones can be seen sitting in a chair in front of Reno's desk barely even paying attention to the conversation that they're having as Cole Manning's words echo through his head.
Yo...
...we're on the air, V!
You ready for this?
All of a sudden Vince Jones snaps back to reality as he is slapped across the face by his girlfriend, Jasmine Shelley.
Jasmine: V, get with it! You're on with Kevin Corbin and "The Source"!
At the moment Vince Jones appears to have a slightly dazed and confused look on his face from the slight hangover he is experiencing for the moment from possibly a night out at the bar within the past twenty-four hours.
Vince Jones: Huh??
Jasmine points at the computer screen.
Jasmine: Uh....you're on, V! You're supposed to be having your podcast interview right now.
All of a sudden Kevin Corbin's voice can be heard through the speakers of Vince's desktop speakers.
Kevin Corbin: Yo Jonesy! You there??
Vince quickly gets himself together and ready.
Vince Jones: (to himself) Fuck all the bullshit from early-a this week! You the fuckin' man, son! You the fuckin' man, man!
Vince slaps himself in the face in an attempt to get himself fired up, going again, and out of that previous funk he was in.
Vince Jones: Yo, yoooo!! Kevin Corbin, Jonesy here in the flesh and he ready to do this shit, man!
Kevin Corbin: Good!! Well, first of all its a pleasure having you back on the show again! How ya feelin', man??
Vince shrugs his shoulders.
Vince Jones: Hey! It is what it is!
Kevin Corbin: Great to hear that! Well, as we all know you've been having a great deal of trouble as of late in the UWA. I mean you were coming off a huge title defense against Ashley Kenyon at Fearless and then the wrestling world gets the news about your gloves being loaded and the fact that you cheated to get your win at Fearless. Do you have any comments to make about that?
Vince sneers at the thought of the question and turns and looks up at Jasmine who is standing behind him at the moment listening.
Vince Jones: (to Jasmine) These mahfuckas won't drop that fuckin' shit!
Jasmine immediately urges Vince to get back to the podcast interview. Vince turns his attention back to the computer screen once again.
Vince Jones: Well...what else can be said that hasn't been fuckin' said already, man? Shit happens! Jonesy got caught up and now the UWA makin' V rematch the bitch in this submission match or whateva! V feels he already did what he had to do against the bitch; but, UWA forcing the issue here!
Kevin Corbin: And you don't believe that this rematch is warranted at all??
Vince slams his fist down on his desk.
Vince Jones: Fuck no! Whateva happened to those days when you'd win as a champ and you'd move on to the next mahfucka in line that think they got what it takes to take you down, huh? What eva happened to that shit? That's the way they used to do it! But nah! Now you whup a mahfucka's ass and they get a rematch! You beat they ass again and they lookin' at anotha rematch and shit!
Kevin Corbin: But you beat her in the head with a loaded pair of gloves, man! That doesn't mean anything at all to you?
Vince shrugs his shoulders and just shakes his head.
Vince Jones: Technicalities, son! How many cats you seen in the game since the beginning of time get unlucky and walk away with that 'L', huh? How many?? What if Jonesy hits the bitch with "The Silencer", goes for the pin, and the ref too damn pre-occupied and shit and don't make that three count? What happens then? Some how, some way Ashley Kenyon turns it all around and happens to luck out to a victory? Are we still havin' this fuckin' discussion right now? Or is Jonesy gettin' a pat on the back and being sent on his way with a "Well, ya tried, homie"? So Ashley Kenyon, can go cry all she wants in the front office to whoeva she has to! Its all about who the fuck you are sometimes, man! Jonesy not stupid! Jonesy knows the game! The smart money on having the belt on a realist like V, the kinda bruh that you look at and you know its going down, man! The type of mahfucka that you know breakin' mahfuckas off night in and night out! Maybe Jonesy too dominant. Maybe Jonesy too much for all these lil prissy ass Barbie doll bitches that feel like they tryin' to change the fuckin' game and move it in a new direction in UWA nowadays! What? We got all the smallish, boyish lookin' kids jumpin' in the ring tryin' to represent with people jumpin' behind them wanting to believe they got it! Why not give all the broads an equal shot of representin' too? Right?? Give yo mans here a fuckin' break! The powahs that be know fo damn sure that when you got a man like V. Jones on top of the world there's no fuckin' room for anybody else!
Vince Jones: (to Jasmine) It is what it is, baby doll! Right??
Jasmine nods in agreement.
Jasmine: Sure...
Vince Jones: (to Jasmine) Well, why can't all the people get down with that, huh??
Vince turns his attention back to his computer screen yet again.
Kevin Corbin: Yeah...no room for error. Right? Was that the reason for the gloves coming into play? Was that what pushed you to this mere...technicality?
Vince Jones: Call it whateva you want! In the end when they look at the stats Jonesy walked outta that joint that night with a win and his title still sitting around his damn waist! That's all that mattas in the end! That's all that mattas!
Kevin Corbin: Whoa hooooo!! It looks like you definitely struck a nerve with some folks out there listening today...
Vince Jones: And? Cats always got something to say!
Kevin Corbin: Alright! Well, I've got Joe Riley from Little Rock who would like to address you right now...
All of a sudden everything grows silent as we see Vince Jones continue on with his podcast interview with Kevin Corbin of "The Source". In the background we now hear the low, gruff, battle-hardened voice of Vince Jones.
"Shit gets heavy wheneva its the fuckin' week of one of these big events and all! Always has! Always will, man! Tempahs flarin' and shit! Cats poppin' off at the mouth! Speakin' they minds like there's no tomorrow! No mattah where a man like V goes he hearin' something from somewhere..."
The camera fades out and fades back in as an Ashley Kenyon highlight reel begins to play as Vince Jones continues on.
"...What? Ashley Kenyon this! Ashley Kenyon that! Its like the whole world wants the bitch to walk away that win at Cataclysm! Why? What for, huh?? People gettin' they "You just kissed Ashley Kenyon's ass" prize in the mail if she do luck out or somethin'? Or maybe these people see an Ashley Kenyon grindin tryin' to make it by in this game, scrapin' away with whateva win she can possibly get and she suddenly this mahfucka representing the people and shit!"
The highlight quickly comes to a close and switches over to a Vince Jones highlight reel. Showing some of his most dominant performances in the UWA ring and beyond.
"Then those same people look at a man like Jonesy. They see this force to be reckoned with and shit! They see this New Yawk inspired wreckin' ball knockin' down everything in his damn way! "
The quickly switches over to Vince Jones delivering his patented finisher, The Silencer, to opponent after opponent in rapid succession as he picks up win after win.
"They see a man conquering mahfucka, afta mahfucka, afta mahfucka! They see this cat rackin' up wins! They see him simply doing what he do...dominating and leavin' all these cats behind that too damn stupid to get with the fuckin' program.. silenced!"
The highlight reel switches over and shows clips of Vince Jones getting his hand raised in victory over and over again in succession.
"Is it Jonesy's fault that he that damn good at the things he do?? Huh?? Is that it? You got this Ashley Kenyon broad and any otha one of these little people in the damn game squeaking by and the little bit of shit they accomplish supposed to be more justified or somethin'? Is that it?? Oh they say she works so hard for all that she gets, for every win she rounds up! Well, she obviously not boastin' the type of record that yo mans here boastin' so maybe she not workin' hard enough!"
The video switches to Jonesy in the gym laying it all on the line as he bangs and clangs away pounding out his frustrations with every rep. He is then shown sparing with his trainer, Cole Manning. He is then shown jogging through Central Park at dawn.
"What? Jonesy don't work for his now?? Jonesy just shows up in the fuckin' arena and shit turns to gold? He got that Midas touch or somethin'? V makes shit look easy in that damn ring! That's what supa stahs do! Winnahs win! It's simple enough! The formula straight forward! But Jonesy works to make this shit look so fuckin' easy! Jonesy earned that fuckin' right to walk that aisle and tell each and every cat in the UWA, who V. Jones will beat when the the time, comes how mahfuckin' great he truly is! V talks it! V walks it! And you best belieeeeve that when Jonesy in the ring with all yo people's hero he gonna be talkin' that shit as he walkin' his boots back and forth across the bitch's face!
The video clip switches to some of Ashley Kenyon's various promos concerning none other than Vince Jones.
"Now Jonesy knows he gonna be hearin' about this shit soona or laytah from the "Lil Kenyon that Could" depickin' a man like V as talkin' with that arrogance, man! Maybe it is to her; but, the truth hurts sometimes, Ashley! That's not cockiness its the truth! That wittle headache and shit was the last of her problems! Gloves, was it?? Considah those Jonesy smash hits a mere memory! Cuz the N'awlins rocka, punk bitch or whateva the fuck she is gonna leave that building celebratin' and it won't even be Mahdi Gras! Nah, son! Celebratin' that hell she'll be put through is ova! Whetha she be crawlin' out or carted out Jonesy'll be considerin' it yet anotha highlight for the reels to play! It's simple! Guys like Jonesy fill media vaults with fuckin' highlights! "
The video clip switches to Vince Jones getting pictures taken of him as he struts into an arena with his dark shades on and his gym bag thrown over his shoulder with Jasmine, Reno, and Keshawn Jones of The Entourage following along behind him.
"When Jonesy walks its a fuckin' highlight, man!"
The video clip switches to Vince Jones standing in the middle of a UWA ring addressing the crowd in a way that only he can.
" When Jonesy talks its a fuckin' highlight! "
Vince Jones is now shown standing in the hallway of an arena being interviewed by a journalist.
"When the man breathes cats standin' there waiting to hear the words that come out yo man's mouth! Why? Cuz all the people out there know that singulah moment in time and shit markin' something big! Nahmean?
There is a momentary silence.
"Cats don't hate on these little people like yo Ashley Kenyons, yo Amy Zings, and the rest! Why? Cuz they don't fuckin' mattah! Its guys like V that create the buzz with the simple fact that they exist, no actions even needed!
Vince chuckles to himself as he continues on.
"So, they'll prolly be a whole helluva lot of cats that'll hear the words Jonesy spittin' and they'll be hopin'...
...prayin'...
...beggin' for the Kenyon bitch to walk away with that win, to finally shut Jonesy up...
...to end his UWA North American title reign...
The camera suddenly switches to the present where Vince Jones is seen standing beside with a bottle ready to be popped and drank.
Vince Jones: ...Hey! Its whateva, man! We all know that all dynasties and fuckin' empires gotta come to an end soonah or laytah! That's fine; but, in the meantime Jonesy plannin' on showin' up at Cataclysm cementing his fuckin' legacy even furtha in the history books and shit with yet anotha win ova Ashley Kenyon! And you best belieeeve yo mans gonna leave with that victory, ride off in the fuckin' night, while gettin' his drinky drink on...
Vince Jones points at the bottle and smirks.
Vince Jones: ...while he yellin' like a mahfuckin' Julius Cee-sah....
Vince flashes the hand sign of the EDW at the camera.
Vince Jones: ...Long live yo conquerah...yo killah.. and yo mahfuckin' king! 'Nuff said!
The camera slowly fades to black.
"You got a choice to make, man! You can eitha keep on with the do what you gotta to slide by shit or you can man up, take charge, and take things to the next fuckin' level! "
The camera slowly fades into a Subway car in New York where Vince Jones can be seen sitting alone, riding, and looking out the window watching the scenery of the Subway as he passes by in silence. Scene slowly fades out and fades into Vince Jones' apartment where he is seen sitting on his leather sofa in silent thought and contemplation of his friend, Cole Manning's, words with a troubled look etched across his face.
"Go ahead and do the same old shit if you want to; but, you neva gonna really get ahead sliding by. You go into that match against Ashley Kenyon feelin' you gotta do whateva and you might as well drop that belt of yours now and tell her "You Quit" right the fuck now and save yourself all the trouble! Cuz if shit don't hit the fan against her and it all comes tumbling down its gonna happen soona or laytah and you gonna be fallin' flat on yo face again just like we did back in our EDW days, son! "
The scene switches to the office of Reno Banks where Vince Jones can be seen sitting in a chair in front of Reno's desk barely even paying attention to the conversation that they're having as Cole Manning's words echo through his head.
Yo...
...we're on the air, V!
You ready for this?
All of a sudden Vince Jones snaps back to reality as he is slapped across the face by his girlfriend, Jasmine Shelley.
Jasmine: V, get with it! You're on with Kevin Corbin and "The Source"!
At the moment Vince Jones appears to have a slightly dazed and confused look on his face from the slight hangover he is experiencing for the moment from possibly a night out at the bar within the past twenty-four hours.
Vince Jones: Huh??
Jasmine points at the computer screen.
Jasmine: Uh....you're on, V! You're supposed to be having your podcast interview right now.
All of a sudden Kevin Corbin's voice can be heard through the speakers of Vince's desktop speakers.
Kevin Corbin: Yo Jonesy! You there??
Vince quickly gets himself together and ready.
Vince Jones: (to himself) Fuck all the bullshit from early-a this week! You the fuckin' man, son! You the fuckin' man, man!
Vince slaps himself in the face in an attempt to get himself fired up, going again, and out of that previous funk he was in.
Vince Jones: Yo, yoooo!! Kevin Corbin, Jonesy here in the flesh and he ready to do this shit, man!
Kevin Corbin: Good!! Well, first of all its a pleasure having you back on the show again! How ya feelin', man??
Vince shrugs his shoulders.
Vince Jones: Hey! It is what it is!
Kevin Corbin: Great to hear that! Well, as we all know you've been having a great deal of trouble as of late in the UWA. I mean you were coming off a huge title defense against Ashley Kenyon at Fearless and then the wrestling world gets the news about your gloves being loaded and the fact that you cheated to get your win at Fearless. Do you have any comments to make about that?
Vince sneers at the thought of the question and turns and looks up at Jasmine who is standing behind him at the moment listening.
Vince Jones: (to Jasmine) These mahfuckas won't drop that fuckin' shit!
Jasmine immediately urges Vince to get back to the podcast interview. Vince turns his attention back to the computer screen once again.
Vince Jones: Well...what else can be said that hasn't been fuckin' said already, man? Shit happens! Jonesy got caught up and now the UWA makin' V rematch the bitch in this submission match or whateva! V feels he already did what he had to do against the bitch; but, UWA forcing the issue here!
Kevin Corbin: And you don't believe that this rematch is warranted at all??
Vince slams his fist down on his desk.
Vince Jones: Fuck no! Whateva happened to those days when you'd win as a champ and you'd move on to the next mahfucka in line that think they got what it takes to take you down, huh? What eva happened to that shit? That's the way they used to do it! But nah! Now you whup a mahfucka's ass and they get a rematch! You beat they ass again and they lookin' at anotha rematch and shit!
Kevin Corbin: But you beat her in the head with a loaded pair of gloves, man! That doesn't mean anything at all to you?
Vince shrugs his shoulders and just shakes his head.
Vince Jones: Technicalities, son! How many cats you seen in the game since the beginning of time get unlucky and walk away with that 'L', huh? How many?? What if Jonesy hits the bitch with "The Silencer", goes for the pin, and the ref too damn pre-occupied and shit and don't make that three count? What happens then? Some how, some way Ashley Kenyon turns it all around and happens to luck out to a victory? Are we still havin' this fuckin' discussion right now? Or is Jonesy gettin' a pat on the back and being sent on his way with a "Well, ya tried, homie"? So Ashley Kenyon, can go cry all she wants in the front office to whoeva she has to! Its all about who the fuck you are sometimes, man! Jonesy not stupid! Jonesy knows the game! The smart money on having the belt on a realist like V, the kinda bruh that you look at and you know its going down, man! The type of mahfucka that you know breakin' mahfuckas off night in and night out! Maybe Jonesy too dominant. Maybe Jonesy too much for all these lil prissy ass Barbie doll bitches that feel like they tryin' to change the fuckin' game and move it in a new direction in UWA nowadays! What? We got all the smallish, boyish lookin' kids jumpin' in the ring tryin' to represent with people jumpin' behind them wanting to believe they got it! Why not give all the broads an equal shot of representin' too? Right?? Give yo mans here a fuckin' break! The powahs that be know fo damn sure that when you got a man like V. Jones on top of the world there's no fuckin' room for anybody else!
Vince Jones: (to Jasmine) It is what it is, baby doll! Right??
Jasmine nods in agreement.
Jasmine: Sure...
Vince Jones: (to Jasmine) Well, why can't all the people get down with that, huh??
Vince turns his attention back to his computer screen yet again.
Kevin Corbin: Yeah...no room for error. Right? Was that the reason for the gloves coming into play? Was that what pushed you to this mere...technicality?
Vince Jones: Call it whateva you want! In the end when they look at the stats Jonesy walked outta that joint that night with a win and his title still sitting around his damn waist! That's all that mattas in the end! That's all that mattas!
Kevin Corbin: Whoa hooooo!! It looks like you definitely struck a nerve with some folks out there listening today...
Vince Jones: And? Cats always got something to say!
Kevin Corbin: Alright! Well, I've got Joe Riley from Little Rock who would like to address you right now...
All of a sudden everything grows silent as we see Vince Jones continue on with his podcast interview with Kevin Corbin of "The Source". In the background we now hear the low, gruff, battle-hardened voice of Vince Jones.
"Shit gets heavy wheneva its the fuckin' week of one of these big events and all! Always has! Always will, man! Tempahs flarin' and shit! Cats poppin' off at the mouth! Speakin' they minds like there's no tomorrow! No mattah where a man like V goes he hearin' something from somewhere..."
The camera fades out and fades back in as an Ashley Kenyon highlight reel begins to play as Vince Jones continues on.
"...What? Ashley Kenyon this! Ashley Kenyon that! Its like the whole world wants the bitch to walk away that win at Cataclysm! Why? What for, huh?? People gettin' they "You just kissed Ashley Kenyon's ass" prize in the mail if she do luck out or somethin'? Or maybe these people see an Ashley Kenyon grindin tryin' to make it by in this game, scrapin' away with whateva win she can possibly get and she suddenly this mahfucka representing the people and shit!"
The highlight quickly comes to a close and switches over to a Vince Jones highlight reel. Showing some of his most dominant performances in the UWA ring and beyond.
"Then those same people look at a man like Jonesy. They see this force to be reckoned with and shit! They see this New Yawk inspired wreckin' ball knockin' down everything in his damn way! "
The quickly switches over to Vince Jones delivering his patented finisher, The Silencer, to opponent after opponent in rapid succession as he picks up win after win.
"They see a man conquering mahfucka, afta mahfucka, afta mahfucka! They see this cat rackin' up wins! They see him simply doing what he do...dominating and leavin' all these cats behind that too damn stupid to get with the fuckin' program.. silenced!"
The highlight reel switches over and shows clips of Vince Jones getting his hand raised in victory over and over again in succession.
"Is it Jonesy's fault that he that damn good at the things he do?? Huh?? Is that it? You got this Ashley Kenyon broad and any otha one of these little people in the damn game squeaking by and the little bit of shit they accomplish supposed to be more justified or somethin'? Is that it?? Oh they say she works so hard for all that she gets, for every win she rounds up! Well, she obviously not boastin' the type of record that yo mans here boastin' so maybe she not workin' hard enough!"
The video switches to Jonesy in the gym laying it all on the line as he bangs and clangs away pounding out his frustrations with every rep. He is then shown sparing with his trainer, Cole Manning. He is then shown jogging through Central Park at dawn.
"What? Jonesy don't work for his now?? Jonesy just shows up in the fuckin' arena and shit turns to gold? He got that Midas touch or somethin'? V makes shit look easy in that damn ring! That's what supa stahs do! Winnahs win! It's simple enough! The formula straight forward! But Jonesy works to make this shit look so fuckin' easy! Jonesy earned that fuckin' right to walk that aisle and tell each and every cat in the UWA, who V. Jones will beat when the the time, comes how mahfuckin' great he truly is! V talks it! V walks it! And you best belieeeeve that when Jonesy in the ring with all yo people's hero he gonna be talkin' that shit as he walkin' his boots back and forth across the bitch's face!
The video clip switches to some of Ashley Kenyon's various promos concerning none other than Vince Jones.
"Now Jonesy knows he gonna be hearin' about this shit soona or laytah from the "Lil Kenyon that Could" depickin' a man like V as talkin' with that arrogance, man! Maybe it is to her; but, the truth hurts sometimes, Ashley! That's not cockiness its the truth! That wittle headache and shit was the last of her problems! Gloves, was it?? Considah those Jonesy smash hits a mere memory! Cuz the N'awlins rocka, punk bitch or whateva the fuck she is gonna leave that building celebratin' and it won't even be Mahdi Gras! Nah, son! Celebratin' that hell she'll be put through is ova! Whetha she be crawlin' out or carted out Jonesy'll be considerin' it yet anotha highlight for the reels to play! It's simple! Guys like Jonesy fill media vaults with fuckin' highlights! "
The video clip switches to Vince Jones getting pictures taken of him as he struts into an arena with his dark shades on and his gym bag thrown over his shoulder with Jasmine, Reno, and Keshawn Jones of The Entourage following along behind him.
"When Jonesy walks its a fuckin' highlight, man!"
The video clip switches to Vince Jones standing in the middle of a UWA ring addressing the crowd in a way that only he can.
" When Jonesy talks its a fuckin' highlight! "
Vince Jones is now shown standing in the hallway of an arena being interviewed by a journalist.
"When the man breathes cats standin' there waiting to hear the words that come out yo man's mouth! Why? Cuz all the people out there know that singulah moment in time and shit markin' something big! Nahmean?
There is a momentary silence.
"Cats don't hate on these little people like yo Ashley Kenyons, yo Amy Zings, and the rest! Why? Cuz they don't fuckin' mattah! Its guys like V that create the buzz with the simple fact that they exist, no actions even needed!
Vince chuckles to himself as he continues on.
"So, they'll prolly be a whole helluva lot of cats that'll hear the words Jonesy spittin' and they'll be hopin'...
...prayin'...
...beggin' for the Kenyon bitch to walk away with that win, to finally shut Jonesy up...
...to end his UWA North American title reign...
The camera suddenly switches to the present where Vince Jones is seen standing beside with a bottle ready to be popped and drank.
Vince Jones: ...Hey! Its whateva, man! We all know that all dynasties and fuckin' empires gotta come to an end soonah or laytah! That's fine; but, in the meantime Jonesy plannin' on showin' up at Cataclysm cementing his fuckin' legacy even furtha in the history books and shit with yet anotha win ova Ashley Kenyon! And you best belieeeve yo mans gonna leave with that victory, ride off in the fuckin' night, while gettin' his drinky drink on...
Vince Jones points at the bottle and smirks.
Vince Jones: ...while he yellin' like a mahfuckin' Julius Cee-sah....
Vince flashes the hand sign of the EDW at the camera.
Vince Jones: ...Long live yo conquerah...yo killah.. and yo mahfuckin' king! 'Nuff said!
The camera slowly fades to black.