Post by vincejones on Nov 5, 2014 23:48:13 GMT -6
The camera fades in and we see Vince Jones leaning against the outside wall of a costume store in New York called New York Costumes at 104 4th Avenue. The sun is shining bright and Vince Jones has an angry sneer on his face as he awaits the time his girlfriend, Jasmine Shelley, finally finishes her shopping for the day. All of a sudden the front door swings open and Jasmine comes trotting out absolutely thrilled at the moment.
Jasmine: V, you've gotta come inside and check out some of the deals they have on these costumes in here.
Vince folds his arms across his chest and shakes his head.
Vince Jones: Absolutely not, Jasmine!
Jasmine stands there and gives Vince Jones a pouty look.
Jasmine: Oh, come on, V! Don't be like that! I mean you should be in a great mood right now.
Vince Jones: Jonesy'd be in an even betta mood if you would just hurry the fuck up with all this damn shopping so we can roll the fuck on and shit!
Jasmine slides over towards Vince and grabs ahold of one of his arms and begins to playfully tug on it.
Jasmine: Oh, c'mon! There's all kinds of cool stuff in there, baby.
Vince Jones shakes his head.
Vince Jones: NO! Now hurry up so we can get outta here!
Jasmine: Oh, c'mon!
Vince Jones: V not going in there today!
Jasmine: Oh, I know what might get you inside...
Vince Jones: Nada! That's what! Now quit the games!
All of a sudden Jasmine leans in close and starts whispering in Vince's ears. Vince hears her and his eyes suddenly light up. The camera fades out and fades back in. We now find Jasmine and Vince Jones cruising the aisles of the costume shop. Jasmine rushes over to a mermaid costume, rips it down from the rack and begins eyeing with large, anxious eyes.
Jasmine: Oh my god, V! Look at this outfit! I love it!
She holds the outfit up against her body and flaunts it for Vince to see.
Jasmine: This'll be perfect for next Halloween!
Vince sneers at the thought and just shakes his head totally uninterested in her finds.
Vince Jones: Its whateva...
Jasmine immediately whirls around and catches sight of a Captain America outfit. She snatches it down from off the rack and rushes back to Vince's side.
Jasmine: Look! Its Captain America!
Vince Jones: Really, Jasmine?? How many fuckin' black Captain Americas you eva seen, huh? How the fuck you think Jonesy gonna be wearing this shit for Halloween??
Jasmine rolls her eyes and folds her arms across her chest.
Jasmine: Ya know you could ease up just a little! You retained the belt at Fearless! You got exactly what you wanted out the damn night! Now how about chillin' out for just a little bit! Let's enjoy this damn day togetha!
Vince Jones: Enjoy the day?? By looking at fuckin' Halloween costumes and shit?? C'mon! You just like that Josh McBride mahfucka...
Jasmine looks at Vince Jones in confusion.
Jasmine: I'm like Josh McBride now?? You must be out your damn mind!
Vince Jones: All this Halloween shit! Dressing up and costumes, putting on fuckin' masks! Shit that Josh McBride wears the fuckin' costumes twenty-four seven! Mahfucka comes out to the ring all the time wearing this damn mask of a guy that people should be afraid of! Cat be presenting himself as this guy that's invincible and shit! Guy be perpetrating, wearing the mask of a guy that V and the rest of the UWA need to give a damn about!
Vince looks down at the Captain America suit that Jasmine has in her hands and continues on with his rant.
Vince Jones: People been talking about this Josh McBride, his Children, and all the rest; but what for?? What the fuck for?? Supposedly McBride is supposed to represent pain and suffering in UWA! Supposedly this mahfucka supposed to represent dominance in UWA! Really?? Get the fuck outta here with all that bullshit!
Jasmine: Is that what's bothering you? Well, people are always gonna talk, V! That's just the way it is.
Vince Jones: Well, shit's about to change, baby doll! People talk too much about the wrong one! Well, these people finally get they chance to see the realness side-by-side against the mahfucka imposta! Jonesy don't go to the ring wearing masks and shit! When those people see they man Jonesy walkin' down that aisle and they peep that gangsta glide they really seein' a man that fuckin' used to be a gangsta ass mahfucka! When those people see Jonesy dominating this Josh McBride, bustin' his ass from corna to corna they truly gonna be witnessing that dominant force in UWA! When they see Jonesy pinning that fool for the three count they gonna be witnessing a real winna, a real champion in action and shit doing what he does best...winning! And when its all said and done the people out there in Cali gonna take a step back and be like "Damn, son! That shit right there was a real ass whupping!" as Jonesy walks out that damn ring with anotha win like usual, just anotha victim and shit in the game of life!
Jasmine: Is that so?
Vince Jones: (nodding) Its going down!
In the meantime, Jasmine grabs an Iron Man costume off the rack and shoves it into Vince's hands.
Jasmine: Iron Man, maybe??
Vince looks down at costume and just shakes his head in disappointment with Jasmine.
Vince Jones: Wow! You really pressed on that Halloween shit, girl! What the fuck is up??
Jasmine: (shaking her head) Oh no, not Halloween! I meant maybe later on...
Vince Jones looks down at the outfit in his hands in curiousity and looks up as Jasmine shoots him a quick wink of the eye.
Vince Jones: Well, maybe V could get his Tony Stark on and shit! You neva know...
Vince shrugs his shoulders and the camera slowly fades to black as they continue on with their shopping.
Jasmine: V, you've gotta come inside and check out some of the deals they have on these costumes in here.
Vince folds his arms across his chest and shakes his head.
Vince Jones: Absolutely not, Jasmine!
Jasmine stands there and gives Vince Jones a pouty look.
Jasmine: Oh, come on, V! Don't be like that! I mean you should be in a great mood right now.
Vince Jones: Jonesy'd be in an even betta mood if you would just hurry the fuck up with all this damn shopping so we can roll the fuck on and shit!
Jasmine slides over towards Vince and grabs ahold of one of his arms and begins to playfully tug on it.
Jasmine: Oh, c'mon! There's all kinds of cool stuff in there, baby.
Vince Jones shakes his head.
Vince Jones: NO! Now hurry up so we can get outta here!
Jasmine: Oh, c'mon!
Vince Jones: V not going in there today!
Jasmine: Oh, I know what might get you inside...
Vince Jones: Nada! That's what! Now quit the games!
All of a sudden Jasmine leans in close and starts whispering in Vince's ears. Vince hears her and his eyes suddenly light up. The camera fades out and fades back in. We now find Jasmine and Vince Jones cruising the aisles of the costume shop. Jasmine rushes over to a mermaid costume, rips it down from the rack and begins eyeing with large, anxious eyes.
Jasmine: Oh my god, V! Look at this outfit! I love it!
She holds the outfit up against her body and flaunts it for Vince to see.
Jasmine: This'll be perfect for next Halloween!
Vince sneers at the thought and just shakes his head totally uninterested in her finds.
Vince Jones: Its whateva...
Jasmine immediately whirls around and catches sight of a Captain America outfit. She snatches it down from off the rack and rushes back to Vince's side.
Jasmine: Look! Its Captain America!
Vince Jones: Really, Jasmine?? How many fuckin' black Captain Americas you eva seen, huh? How the fuck you think Jonesy gonna be wearing this shit for Halloween??
Jasmine rolls her eyes and folds her arms across her chest.
Jasmine: Ya know you could ease up just a little! You retained the belt at Fearless! You got exactly what you wanted out the damn night! Now how about chillin' out for just a little bit! Let's enjoy this damn day togetha!
Vince Jones: Enjoy the day?? By looking at fuckin' Halloween costumes and shit?? C'mon! You just like that Josh McBride mahfucka...
Jasmine looks at Vince Jones in confusion.
Jasmine: I'm like Josh McBride now?? You must be out your damn mind!
Vince Jones: All this Halloween shit! Dressing up and costumes, putting on fuckin' masks! Shit that Josh McBride wears the fuckin' costumes twenty-four seven! Mahfucka comes out to the ring all the time wearing this damn mask of a guy that people should be afraid of! Cat be presenting himself as this guy that's invincible and shit! Guy be perpetrating, wearing the mask of a guy that V and the rest of the UWA need to give a damn about!
Vince looks down at the Captain America suit that Jasmine has in her hands and continues on with his rant.
Vince Jones: People been talking about this Josh McBride, his Children, and all the rest; but what for?? What the fuck for?? Supposedly McBride is supposed to represent pain and suffering in UWA! Supposedly this mahfucka supposed to represent dominance in UWA! Really?? Get the fuck outta here with all that bullshit!
Jasmine: Is that what's bothering you? Well, people are always gonna talk, V! That's just the way it is.
Vince Jones: Well, shit's about to change, baby doll! People talk too much about the wrong one! Well, these people finally get they chance to see the realness side-by-side against the mahfucka imposta! Jonesy don't go to the ring wearing masks and shit! When those people see they man Jonesy walkin' down that aisle and they peep that gangsta glide they really seein' a man that fuckin' used to be a gangsta ass mahfucka! When those people see Jonesy dominating this Josh McBride, bustin' his ass from corna to corna they truly gonna be witnessing that dominant force in UWA! When they see Jonesy pinning that fool for the three count they gonna be witnessing a real winna, a real champion in action and shit doing what he does best...winning! And when its all said and done the people out there in Cali gonna take a step back and be like "Damn, son! That shit right there was a real ass whupping!" as Jonesy walks out that damn ring with anotha win like usual, just anotha victim and shit in the game of life!
Jasmine: Is that so?
Vince Jones: (nodding) Its going down!
In the meantime, Jasmine grabs an Iron Man costume off the rack and shoves it into Vince's hands.
Jasmine: Iron Man, maybe??
Vince looks down at costume and just shakes his head in disappointment with Jasmine.
Vince Jones: Wow! You really pressed on that Halloween shit, girl! What the fuck is up??
Jasmine: (shaking her head) Oh no, not Halloween! I meant maybe later on...
Vince Jones looks down at the outfit in his hands in curiousity and looks up as Jasmine shoots him a quick wink of the eye.
Vince Jones: Well, maybe V could get his Tony Stark on and shit! You neva know...
Vince shrugs his shoulders and the camera slowly fades to black as they continue on with their shopping.