Post by vincejones on Oct 23, 2014 22:42:35 GMT -6
The camera fades in and we see what appears to be the introduction to a television show. A title flashes up on the screen which reads Uncut: "The Violence" Unveiled. The title screen fades out and the show begins.
Date: Monday, October 20th, 2014
Time: 8:45am
Vince Jones can be seen walking down a hallway with a rather smug look on his face and a gym bag thrown over his shoulder. All of a sudden the voice of a narrator is heard in the background.
Narrator: Welcome everybody as we present to you a very special episode of Uncut: "The Violence" Unveiled. The date is Monday, October 20th, 2014. The time is eight forty-five in the morning and the man that we all have come to know over the years in the wrestling business as "The Violence" Vince Jones is on his way to the gym for his morning workout. At this time it is rougly a week until his big match at UWA Fearless where he defends his UWA North American title against none other than Ashley Kenyon in match-up between a pure dominant force and the quintessential underdog. Right now as the cameras rolls Vince Jones has absolutely no clue at all that he is being taped; but, he's about to find out now from none other than his long-time agent, Reno Banks.
Vince Jones continues on his way down the hall and all of a sudden he is greeted by a rather jovial Reno Banks who comes bouncing along and joins him by his side.
Reno Banks: Well, well, well if it isn't my favorite client in the world, Vinnie Jones!
Vince Jones is surprised by Reno's sudden presence as he is given a friendly slap on the back by his agent. Vince suddenly stops in his tracks takes a deep breath as if he is trying to surpress his frustrations. He turns towards Reno and rolls his eyes.
Vince Jones: What the fuck you want, Reno? You know V don't like being bothered and shit when he on his way to the gym.
Reno chuckles to himself.
Reno Banks: Well...I just wanted to check up on ya, V! I just wanted to see if you were ready for that big match at Fearless that you have coming up.
Vince Jones pauses in thought for a second.
Vince Jones: Could ya remind yo mans here who he fightin'?
Reno Banks: Ashley Kenyon of course.
Vince Jones: Hmph! What a fuckin' joke! First these cats have V wasting his fuckin' time and energy against that otha chick...Skyla or whateva her damn name was! Now UWA got V defending his belt 'gainst some bitch that he already mopped the floor with once! What the fuck they expecting the second time around, huh?? What they expect gonna happen?
Reno Banks: Well, whateva you do try and remain focused. That's all I ask. Rememer...any given night.
Vince Jones shakes his head and scoffs at the thought of the mere possibility of defeat at the hands of Ashley Kenyon.
Vince Jones: Any given night? You can say whateva you want man; but, it not changing how V feels about this fuckin' match! And that's real, man!
All of a sudden Reno Banks reaches into his suit jacket pocket and whips out a Snickers bar with a smile on his face. He reaches forward and presents the Snickers bar to Vince. Vince Jones looks at him in confusion.
Reno Banks: "Hungry??"
Vince Jones: Uhh...
Reno Banks: "Why wait??"
Vince Jones: What the fuck this some damn commercial or some shit here?
Reno laughs nervously.
Reno Banks: Yeah. About all that...
The scene switches to one-on-one with Reno Banks himself.
Reno Banks: Hello. My name is Reno Banks and I am of course the brains behind the man you all know as Vince Jones. I've been with Jonesy for quite some time. I guess you could say that we've had our ups and downs; but, that stuff is expected. Ya know? Well, this show is supposed to be uncut and yes people should be told that they're being set up for a show like this; but sometimes I can't necessarily tell Vince about every plan I have for him up front. Sometimes I just have to go with it and it will all take care of its self...
The scene switches back to the hallway where Reno Banks and Vince Jones are standing next to one another.
Reno Banks: You know there's that show called Uncut. Right??
Vince looks back at him in confusion.
Vince Jones: Yeah...and?
Reno Banks: Well, you're on it right now.
Vince Jones: Huh?? What the fuck??
Reno Banks: Now I know this might come as a bit of a surprise; but, in the end we're all gonna get paid pretty handily for taking this gig.
Vince Jones: But you can't tell a mahfucka?? Really??
Reno Banks: You'll thank me later. Gotta go!
Reno Banks quickly scampers away leaving Vince Jones standing there in utter shock at the fact that he was on camera and had no clue.
Vince Jones: Damnit, man! How much shit did that damn camera catch already?? Fuck!
The camera slowly fades out and fades back in to one-on-one sit down conversation with Vince Jones' trainer, Cole Manning. His name appears highlighted at the bottom of the screen.
Cole: Hey yo! This Cole, long-time trainer and homie of Vince Jones. Hey. He and I go way back, man! Waaaay back. I guess you could say I was with Jonesy way back around the BWA days. The guy's a trip. Ya neva know what you gonna get with this man. One moment he chill. The next moment he could be flippin' off the handle and shit ready to brawl ova just about anything, man. That's just how it is with my mans and all.
The camera switches to the inside of the gym where Cole is seen sitting on a bench patiently awaiting Vince's arrival. At the moment Vince Jones appears to be absolutely furious. Cole immediately rises to his feet and points to his wristwatch and looks at Vince in disappointment.
Cole: V, what's been the hold up this morning? You know how we roll, man! We go hard! We on a timeframe! We can't be slackin' if I'm supposed to keep you lookin' and feelin' like the champ you are, son!
Vince slams his gym bag down on the floor in a heap.
Vince Jones: Don't even get yo man's started right now! You won't believe what that mahfucka, Reno, pulled this time.
Cole: What he do this time?
Vince Jones: That bitch gonna get us all hooked up with some show called Uncut for some fuckin' episode about V's life and shit without tellin' yo mans about the whole deal! Then while V comin to the gym he gonna spring that shit on a bruh while the cameras fuckin' rollin! Can you believe that shit?? Matta fact they prolly taping every damn thing we talking about as we speak, son!
Vince Jones begins looking around the scene paranoid that he's being watched by some hidden cameras.
Vince Jones: What kinda shit is that?
Cole shakes his head in disappointment with Vince's predicament.
Cole: Ya know what?? That really is some bullshit, man! Hey! But we got bigga and much more important things to worry about like getting you primed and ready for that title fight, man!
Vince Jones: Fuck that damn title fight! V got that shit in the damn bag! Jonesy be benchin' twice as much as that bitch even weighs, son! You think V gonna have any trouble tossin' her punk ass around the damn ring at Fearless?? Why we even sweatin' that shit?
Cole: Hey! Just remain focused, man!
All of a sudden Cole rushes over to a small cooler whips out a Powerade and comes rushing back to Vince and tosses it to him. Vince catches it and looks down at in confusion.
Vince Jones: What's up with the Powerade?
Cole: Hey! If you lookin' "to go stronger for longer" you gotta get down with this Powerade, V.
Vince Jones looks down at the bottle again in discontent.
Vince Jones: But you know damn well yo man's be drinkin' that Gatorade...
Cole quickly covers Vince's mouth and motions for him to be quiet.
Cole: Shhhh...sometimes its a good time for change. That's that good shit right there, man! Give it a try!
Vince looks down at the bottle one last time still unpleased by it.
Vince Jones: Well, if you gonna try to put V on that new shit how 'bout you get yo mans some good shit! V don't drink this orange flavored shit!
We are now presented with a montage of Vince Jones pounding the weights in the gym as a generic hip hop beats begin playing in the background. First we see Cole spotting Vince while he is doing some bench presses. Next we see Vince doing some hardcore sets of sit ups. After that Vince Jones is shown doing some weighted pull-ups. Later on he is seen sweating it out with some lat pulldown and even more workouts. The montage comes to an end as well as the hip hop beats. The camera fades out and fades back in as it catches Vince Jones dapping up Cole. Cole takes the towel he has in his hand and slaps Vince Jones across the back playfully.
Cole: Killa work out, son! That's how we do! I think I can make a world champ outta you still!
Vince Jones: Hey! In due time, baby! In due time. Well, V out!
Vince Jones flashes Cole the peace sign and heads on his way.
Cole: Wait up a sec, V!
Vince Jones: Nah fuck that prop ad bullshit! V outta this joint!
The camera slowly fades out and fades back into a one-on-one sit down interview with none other than Vince Jones' brother, "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones.
Keshawn Jones: Yo! This ya boy, Keshawn Jones, the one that got all the looks in the family and shit!
Keshawn flashes a bright smile at the camera.
Keshawn Jones: Ladies, you know how it do. Anyways, V of course is my olda bruh. We been through it all, man! We were running hard gang bangin' and shit back in the day in New Yawk.
Keshawn Jones flashes the hand sign of the EDW at the camera.
Keshawn Jones: Eee Dee Dubbya, doin' it up all day everyday, three sixty-five! But in all seriousness, when you get the Jones boys togetha yo neva know what to expect.
The scene switches to the streets of New York where Vince Jones and his brother Keshawn can be seen walking side-by-side down a city block.
Keshawn Jones: So, I know you gotta be amped and shit for that match at Fearless, man! (chuckles) Oh, you know how we do, baby! You know how those Jones boys do!
Vince turns and glares at Keshawn.
Vince Jones: We really gotta talk about this fuckin' match again?? Let's just drop that shit! Jonesy tired of everyone asking him about that shit! It is what it is by now, man! The bitch gonna get slapped the fuck up, down, side-to-side, and around the whole damn ring like she neva been smacked the fuck up before!
Keshawn appears a bit amused by Vince's tension and just laughs.
Keshawn Jones: Damn, son! Why you being so fuckin' uptight and all??
All of a sudden Keshawn turns and catches sight of a fat booty blonde-haired girl walking in the other direction. He quickly whirls around and begins trotting along behind her as Vince continues onward oblivious to the fact that he's just been deserted.
Vince Jones: V is not uptight, KJ!
All of a sudden Vince stops in his tracks as he finally realizes that Keshawn has run off in the other direction. Vince turns around and sees his brother talking up the blonde. Vince shakes his head in disappointment and walks over in their direction.
Keshawn Jones: (to the blonde) Ay yo, girl! I gotta ask you a quick question here...
The blonde: Sure?
Keshawn Jones: Are you from Tennessee cuz you about the only Ten I see around this block and we been walking for quite some time, baby doll!
The blonde hears his corny pick-up line and just rolls her eyes and looks back at him with disinterest.
The blonde: Uh...no?
She turns and tries to walk away but Keshawn immediately grabs her by the wrist begging for her to stay.
Keshawn Jones: Girl c'mon now! You can't leave so soon...
Keshawn notices Vince behind him and points in his direction.
Keshawn Jones: My driver just showed up, baby!
Vince Jones hears this and raises an eyebrow at the comment while trying to keep himself restrained.
Keshawn Jones: Baby doll, he'll drive us whereva the hell you wanna go! Name the place and we there.
The blonde: Ummm...I don't think so, man. Sorry to disappoint you.
Vince Jones looks at Keshawn in disappointment with his failed attempts to pick up the woman.
Vince Jones: That's all good, man. You gotta get back home to yo five kids anyways..
Keshawn turns and looks at Vince in shock.
Keshawn Jones: Five kids? I don't have fuckin' five kids, man! What the fuck you talkin' about?
Vince shrugs his shoulders.
Vince Jones: Guess that's why you so behind on that child support, son! You don't even acknowledge you have all those damn little runts of yours runnin' around and shit!
The blonde looks at Keshawn and just shakes her head.
The blonde: Wow! Really?? You don't even support your kids?? That's foul!
Keshawn Jones: Whoa, whoa, whooooooa!!! Hold up!
The blonde gives him the hand and strolls away.
The blonde: Bye!!
Keshawn turns towards Vince and rolls his eyes.
Keshawn Jones: What up with that, bruh??
Vince Jones: (in frustration) Maybe you should think about uppin' yo "drive-ahs" pay rate a little more next time if you lookin' for that support, man!
The camera switches another one-on-one interview. This time it is with none other than Vince Jones' girlfriend, "The Crown Jewel of Wrestling" Jasmine Shelley. She smiles at the camera.
Jasmine: Hey there! This is Jasmine Shelley, the long-time girlfriend of Vince Jones. Now if you're really looking for that juicy shit you come to me. I mean I know him more than he knows himself. Now I will say that he is hand full to deal with sometimes; but, I still love him. He's my man. What can I say?
The scene quickly switches to Vince's apartment where Vince Jones is seated at the dinner table. Jasmine comes strolling over with a bright smile on her face and sets a plate of steak, potatos, and broccoli in front of Vince.
Jasmine: Here ya go, V. I prepared it for ya myself. Gotta keep my man feeling right for the big fight this week. Right?
Vince remains silent.
Jasmine slides over in his direction and gently places her hand on his shoulder.
Jasmine: Soooo, how we gonna celebrate that victory of yours??
Vince looks down at the plate with a scowl and then looks back at Jasmine.
Vince Jones: Yeah...whateva!
Jasmine pauses and looks down at Vince a bit taken back by his reaction.
Jasmine: Well, aren't you gonna say thanks or something along those lines? I mean I did slave over that stove for quite some time today putting this all togetha for you. The least you could do is show your appreciation or somethin'!
Vince Jones nods.
Vince Jones: Yeah...that's the kinda shit you do when you appreciatin' shit!
Jasmine hears this and puts her hands on her hips.
Jasmine: So, what you sayin'? You don't appreciate me cooking for you??
Vince looks back up at her in utter defiance and total disregard for her.
Vince Jones: Well...uhhh....yeah! What the fuck you think V sayin' here, huh?? First off all, Jonesy really gettin' sick and tired of all the chatta and shit about this damn match! Its not a match! Its practice! That's all that shit's gonna be! So, why the fuck you people gotta keep bothering V about it! Let's move on!
Jasmine snarls back at him reply.
Jasmine: Well, I'm sorry you feel that way! I'm sorry that I gave a damn! I thought that's what you do for someone you care about! I know she's an unda dog...
Vince snaps back.
Vince Jones: Unda dog?? Hmph! She not a fuckin' unda dog! That's an insult to the fuckin' dog! At least you could say that the dog would at least be able to put up a fight! She gonna be dirt beneath Jonesy's boots!
Vince looks down at the plate one more time as he slices up the steak and takes a quick bite of it as well as some of the potatos. He immediately spits it back out and shoves the plate off the table.
Vince Jones: Oh, and anotha thing! Don't eva cook steak eva again! That shit tastes like sand pay-pah! And those potatos??
Jasmine just looks at Vince in astonishment with his rude behavior.
Jasmine: So, its like that?? Really?? You just gonna diss my cooking like that?
Vince Jones: Learn how to cook and we'll talk next time! Shit! You act like its Jonesy's fault you fuckin' up his meal!
Jasmine: I fuckin' hate you sometimes! You know that??
Vince Jones shrugs his shoulders.
Vince Jones: And?? That Party Rockin' bitch gonna be hatin' V even more after Fearless is ova! It is what it is! Now if you'll move ova V leavin' this joint and finding some real food!
Vince shoves his way past Jasmine and makes his way to the doorway.
Jasmine: Fuck you, V!!
Vince stops and turns back around towards Jasmine.
Vince Jones: You say that now; but, V guarantee you'll be screamin' out yo mans name by the time the sun comes back up!
Jasmine: V!!!
Vince Jones flashes her a peace sign and gives her a nod.
Vince Jones: Deuces!
Vince opens up the door and is greeted by none other than Reno Banks and a cameraman from Uncut.
Reno Banks: Well hello, Vinnie J!
Vince Jones glares at Reno and the cameraman.
Vince Jones: Get that damn camera outta here, Reno!!
Reno Banks: Well, I just wanted you to talk to us some more about that match of yours against Ashley Kenyon, Vinnie! That's all!
Vince Jones: Yo! Fuck all this shit, the show, the match! V tired of all this Uncut bullshit!
Reno Banks: What do you mean by that??
All of a sudden Vince Jones snatches the camera from the cameraman and smashes it on the floor ending the feed. Suddenly the voice of the narrator can be heard once again.
Narrator: Well, there you have it, a day in the life of Vince Jones. Make sure to check out UWA Fearless in just a few short days where you will see all the stars align and go to battle like never before. Also stay tuned for next week's episode of Uncut where we give you backstage pass into the life of some of your other favorite stars from t.v, music, and other genres of pop culture. Until then, good evening and good night!
The show's credits begin to quickly roll. The scene then switches to Vince Jones as he is seen walking along down the streets of New York City alone with his thoughts.
"Just a few short days! We take this one down and its onto the next one, onto the next level! Vachon...its goin' down! Soona or lay-tah..."
The camera slowly fades to black.
Date: Monday, October 20th, 2014
Time: 8:45am
Vince Jones can be seen walking down a hallway with a rather smug look on his face and a gym bag thrown over his shoulder. All of a sudden the voice of a narrator is heard in the background.
Narrator: Welcome everybody as we present to you a very special episode of Uncut: "The Violence" Unveiled. The date is Monday, October 20th, 2014. The time is eight forty-five in the morning and the man that we all have come to know over the years in the wrestling business as "The Violence" Vince Jones is on his way to the gym for his morning workout. At this time it is rougly a week until his big match at UWA Fearless where he defends his UWA North American title against none other than Ashley Kenyon in match-up between a pure dominant force and the quintessential underdog. Right now as the cameras rolls Vince Jones has absolutely no clue at all that he is being taped; but, he's about to find out now from none other than his long-time agent, Reno Banks.
Vince Jones continues on his way down the hall and all of a sudden he is greeted by a rather jovial Reno Banks who comes bouncing along and joins him by his side.
Reno Banks: Well, well, well if it isn't my favorite client in the world, Vinnie Jones!
Vince Jones is surprised by Reno's sudden presence as he is given a friendly slap on the back by his agent. Vince suddenly stops in his tracks takes a deep breath as if he is trying to surpress his frustrations. He turns towards Reno and rolls his eyes.
Vince Jones: What the fuck you want, Reno? You know V don't like being bothered and shit when he on his way to the gym.
Reno chuckles to himself.
Reno Banks: Well...I just wanted to check up on ya, V! I just wanted to see if you were ready for that big match at Fearless that you have coming up.
Vince Jones pauses in thought for a second.
Vince Jones: Could ya remind yo mans here who he fightin'?
Reno Banks: Ashley Kenyon of course.
Vince Jones: Hmph! What a fuckin' joke! First these cats have V wasting his fuckin' time and energy against that otha chick...Skyla or whateva her damn name was! Now UWA got V defending his belt 'gainst some bitch that he already mopped the floor with once! What the fuck they expecting the second time around, huh?? What they expect gonna happen?
Reno Banks: Well, whateva you do try and remain focused. That's all I ask. Rememer...any given night.
Vince Jones shakes his head and scoffs at the thought of the mere possibility of defeat at the hands of Ashley Kenyon.
Vince Jones: Any given night? You can say whateva you want man; but, it not changing how V feels about this fuckin' match! And that's real, man!
All of a sudden Reno Banks reaches into his suit jacket pocket and whips out a Snickers bar with a smile on his face. He reaches forward and presents the Snickers bar to Vince. Vince Jones looks at him in confusion.
Reno Banks: "Hungry??"
Vince Jones: Uhh...
Reno Banks: "Why wait??"
Vince Jones: What the fuck this some damn commercial or some shit here?
Reno laughs nervously.
Reno Banks: Yeah. About all that...
The scene switches to one-on-one with Reno Banks himself.
Reno Banks: Hello. My name is Reno Banks and I am of course the brains behind the man you all know as Vince Jones. I've been with Jonesy for quite some time. I guess you could say that we've had our ups and downs; but, that stuff is expected. Ya know? Well, this show is supposed to be uncut and yes people should be told that they're being set up for a show like this; but sometimes I can't necessarily tell Vince about every plan I have for him up front. Sometimes I just have to go with it and it will all take care of its self...
The scene switches back to the hallway where Reno Banks and Vince Jones are standing next to one another.
Reno Banks: You know there's that show called Uncut. Right??
Vince looks back at him in confusion.
Vince Jones: Yeah...and?
Reno Banks: Well, you're on it right now.
Vince Jones: Huh?? What the fuck??
Reno Banks: Now I know this might come as a bit of a surprise; but, in the end we're all gonna get paid pretty handily for taking this gig.
Vince Jones: But you can't tell a mahfucka?? Really??
Reno Banks: You'll thank me later. Gotta go!
Reno Banks quickly scampers away leaving Vince Jones standing there in utter shock at the fact that he was on camera and had no clue.
Vince Jones: Damnit, man! How much shit did that damn camera catch already?? Fuck!
The camera slowly fades out and fades back in to one-on-one sit down conversation with Vince Jones' trainer, Cole Manning. His name appears highlighted at the bottom of the screen.
Cole: Hey yo! This Cole, long-time trainer and homie of Vince Jones. Hey. He and I go way back, man! Waaaay back. I guess you could say I was with Jonesy way back around the BWA days. The guy's a trip. Ya neva know what you gonna get with this man. One moment he chill. The next moment he could be flippin' off the handle and shit ready to brawl ova just about anything, man. That's just how it is with my mans and all.
The camera switches to the inside of the gym where Cole is seen sitting on a bench patiently awaiting Vince's arrival. At the moment Vince Jones appears to be absolutely furious. Cole immediately rises to his feet and points to his wristwatch and looks at Vince in disappointment.
Cole: V, what's been the hold up this morning? You know how we roll, man! We go hard! We on a timeframe! We can't be slackin' if I'm supposed to keep you lookin' and feelin' like the champ you are, son!
Vince slams his gym bag down on the floor in a heap.
Vince Jones: Don't even get yo man's started right now! You won't believe what that mahfucka, Reno, pulled this time.
Cole: What he do this time?
Vince Jones: That bitch gonna get us all hooked up with some show called Uncut for some fuckin' episode about V's life and shit without tellin' yo mans about the whole deal! Then while V comin to the gym he gonna spring that shit on a bruh while the cameras fuckin' rollin! Can you believe that shit?? Matta fact they prolly taping every damn thing we talking about as we speak, son!
Vince Jones begins looking around the scene paranoid that he's being watched by some hidden cameras.
Vince Jones: What kinda shit is that?
Cole shakes his head in disappointment with Vince's predicament.
Cole: Ya know what?? That really is some bullshit, man! Hey! But we got bigga and much more important things to worry about like getting you primed and ready for that title fight, man!
Vince Jones: Fuck that damn title fight! V got that shit in the damn bag! Jonesy be benchin' twice as much as that bitch even weighs, son! You think V gonna have any trouble tossin' her punk ass around the damn ring at Fearless?? Why we even sweatin' that shit?
Cole: Hey! Just remain focused, man!
All of a sudden Cole rushes over to a small cooler whips out a Powerade and comes rushing back to Vince and tosses it to him. Vince catches it and looks down at in confusion.
Vince Jones: What's up with the Powerade?
Cole: Hey! If you lookin' "to go stronger for longer" you gotta get down with this Powerade, V.
Vince Jones looks down at the bottle again in discontent.
Vince Jones: But you know damn well yo man's be drinkin' that Gatorade...
Cole quickly covers Vince's mouth and motions for him to be quiet.
Cole: Shhhh...sometimes its a good time for change. That's that good shit right there, man! Give it a try!
Vince looks down at the bottle one last time still unpleased by it.
Vince Jones: Well, if you gonna try to put V on that new shit how 'bout you get yo mans some good shit! V don't drink this orange flavored shit!
We are now presented with a montage of Vince Jones pounding the weights in the gym as a generic hip hop beats begin playing in the background. First we see Cole spotting Vince while he is doing some bench presses. Next we see Vince doing some hardcore sets of sit ups. After that Vince Jones is shown doing some weighted pull-ups. Later on he is seen sweating it out with some lat pulldown and even more workouts. The montage comes to an end as well as the hip hop beats. The camera fades out and fades back in as it catches Vince Jones dapping up Cole. Cole takes the towel he has in his hand and slaps Vince Jones across the back playfully.
Cole: Killa work out, son! That's how we do! I think I can make a world champ outta you still!
Vince Jones: Hey! In due time, baby! In due time. Well, V out!
Vince Jones flashes Cole the peace sign and heads on his way.
Cole: Wait up a sec, V!
Vince Jones: Nah fuck that prop ad bullshit! V outta this joint!
The camera slowly fades out and fades back into a one-on-one sit down interview with none other than Vince Jones' brother, "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones.
Keshawn Jones: Yo! This ya boy, Keshawn Jones, the one that got all the looks in the family and shit!
Keshawn flashes a bright smile at the camera.
Keshawn Jones: Ladies, you know how it do. Anyways, V of course is my olda bruh. We been through it all, man! We were running hard gang bangin' and shit back in the day in New Yawk.
Keshawn Jones flashes the hand sign of the EDW at the camera.
Keshawn Jones: Eee Dee Dubbya, doin' it up all day everyday, three sixty-five! But in all seriousness, when you get the Jones boys togetha yo neva know what to expect.
The scene switches to the streets of New York where Vince Jones and his brother Keshawn can be seen walking side-by-side down a city block.
Keshawn Jones: So, I know you gotta be amped and shit for that match at Fearless, man! (chuckles) Oh, you know how we do, baby! You know how those Jones boys do!
Vince turns and glares at Keshawn.
Vince Jones: We really gotta talk about this fuckin' match again?? Let's just drop that shit! Jonesy tired of everyone asking him about that shit! It is what it is by now, man! The bitch gonna get slapped the fuck up, down, side-to-side, and around the whole damn ring like she neva been smacked the fuck up before!
Keshawn appears a bit amused by Vince's tension and just laughs.
Keshawn Jones: Damn, son! Why you being so fuckin' uptight and all??
All of a sudden Keshawn turns and catches sight of a fat booty blonde-haired girl walking in the other direction. He quickly whirls around and begins trotting along behind her as Vince continues onward oblivious to the fact that he's just been deserted.
Vince Jones: V is not uptight, KJ!
All of a sudden Vince stops in his tracks as he finally realizes that Keshawn has run off in the other direction. Vince turns around and sees his brother talking up the blonde. Vince shakes his head in disappointment and walks over in their direction.
Keshawn Jones: (to the blonde) Ay yo, girl! I gotta ask you a quick question here...
The blonde: Sure?
Keshawn Jones: Are you from Tennessee cuz you about the only Ten I see around this block and we been walking for quite some time, baby doll!
The blonde hears his corny pick-up line and just rolls her eyes and looks back at him with disinterest.
The blonde: Uh...no?
She turns and tries to walk away but Keshawn immediately grabs her by the wrist begging for her to stay.
Keshawn Jones: Girl c'mon now! You can't leave so soon...
Keshawn notices Vince behind him and points in his direction.
Keshawn Jones: My driver just showed up, baby!
Vince Jones hears this and raises an eyebrow at the comment while trying to keep himself restrained.
Keshawn Jones: Baby doll, he'll drive us whereva the hell you wanna go! Name the place and we there.
The blonde: Ummm...I don't think so, man. Sorry to disappoint you.
Vince Jones looks at Keshawn in disappointment with his failed attempts to pick up the woman.
Vince Jones: That's all good, man. You gotta get back home to yo five kids anyways..
Keshawn turns and looks at Vince in shock.
Keshawn Jones: Five kids? I don't have fuckin' five kids, man! What the fuck you talkin' about?
Vince shrugs his shoulders.
Vince Jones: Guess that's why you so behind on that child support, son! You don't even acknowledge you have all those damn little runts of yours runnin' around and shit!
The blonde looks at Keshawn and just shakes her head.
The blonde: Wow! Really?? You don't even support your kids?? That's foul!
Keshawn Jones: Whoa, whoa, whooooooa!!! Hold up!
The blonde gives him the hand and strolls away.
The blonde: Bye!!
Keshawn turns towards Vince and rolls his eyes.
Keshawn Jones: What up with that, bruh??
Vince Jones: (in frustration) Maybe you should think about uppin' yo "drive-ahs" pay rate a little more next time if you lookin' for that support, man!
The camera switches another one-on-one interview. This time it is with none other than Vince Jones' girlfriend, "The Crown Jewel of Wrestling" Jasmine Shelley. She smiles at the camera.
Jasmine: Hey there! This is Jasmine Shelley, the long-time girlfriend of Vince Jones. Now if you're really looking for that juicy shit you come to me. I mean I know him more than he knows himself. Now I will say that he is hand full to deal with sometimes; but, I still love him. He's my man. What can I say?
The scene quickly switches to Vince's apartment where Vince Jones is seated at the dinner table. Jasmine comes strolling over with a bright smile on her face and sets a plate of steak, potatos, and broccoli in front of Vince.
Jasmine: Here ya go, V. I prepared it for ya myself. Gotta keep my man feeling right for the big fight this week. Right?
Vince remains silent.
Jasmine slides over in his direction and gently places her hand on his shoulder.
Jasmine: Soooo, how we gonna celebrate that victory of yours??
Vince looks down at the plate with a scowl and then looks back at Jasmine.
Vince Jones: Yeah...whateva!
Jasmine pauses and looks down at Vince a bit taken back by his reaction.
Jasmine: Well, aren't you gonna say thanks or something along those lines? I mean I did slave over that stove for quite some time today putting this all togetha for you. The least you could do is show your appreciation or somethin'!
Vince Jones nods.
Vince Jones: Yeah...that's the kinda shit you do when you appreciatin' shit!
Jasmine hears this and puts her hands on her hips.
Jasmine: So, what you sayin'? You don't appreciate me cooking for you??
Vince looks back up at her in utter defiance and total disregard for her.
Vince Jones: Well...uhhh....yeah! What the fuck you think V sayin' here, huh?? First off all, Jonesy really gettin' sick and tired of all the chatta and shit about this damn match! Its not a match! Its practice! That's all that shit's gonna be! So, why the fuck you people gotta keep bothering V about it! Let's move on!
Jasmine snarls back at him reply.
Jasmine: Well, I'm sorry you feel that way! I'm sorry that I gave a damn! I thought that's what you do for someone you care about! I know she's an unda dog...
Vince snaps back.
Vince Jones: Unda dog?? Hmph! She not a fuckin' unda dog! That's an insult to the fuckin' dog! At least you could say that the dog would at least be able to put up a fight! She gonna be dirt beneath Jonesy's boots!
Vince looks down at the plate one more time as he slices up the steak and takes a quick bite of it as well as some of the potatos. He immediately spits it back out and shoves the plate off the table.
Vince Jones: Oh, and anotha thing! Don't eva cook steak eva again! That shit tastes like sand pay-pah! And those potatos??
Jasmine just looks at Vince in astonishment with his rude behavior.
Jasmine: So, its like that?? Really?? You just gonna diss my cooking like that?
Vince Jones: Learn how to cook and we'll talk next time! Shit! You act like its Jonesy's fault you fuckin' up his meal!
Jasmine: I fuckin' hate you sometimes! You know that??
Vince Jones shrugs his shoulders.
Vince Jones: And?? That Party Rockin' bitch gonna be hatin' V even more after Fearless is ova! It is what it is! Now if you'll move ova V leavin' this joint and finding some real food!
Vince shoves his way past Jasmine and makes his way to the doorway.
Jasmine: Fuck you, V!!
Vince stops and turns back around towards Jasmine.
Vince Jones: You say that now; but, V guarantee you'll be screamin' out yo mans name by the time the sun comes back up!
Jasmine: V!!!
Vince Jones flashes her a peace sign and gives her a nod.
Vince Jones: Deuces!
Vince opens up the door and is greeted by none other than Reno Banks and a cameraman from Uncut.
Reno Banks: Well hello, Vinnie J!
Vince Jones glares at Reno and the cameraman.
Vince Jones: Get that damn camera outta here, Reno!!
Reno Banks: Well, I just wanted you to talk to us some more about that match of yours against Ashley Kenyon, Vinnie! That's all!
Vince Jones: Yo! Fuck all this shit, the show, the match! V tired of all this Uncut bullshit!
Reno Banks: What do you mean by that??
All of a sudden Vince Jones snatches the camera from the cameraman and smashes it on the floor ending the feed. Suddenly the voice of the narrator can be heard once again.
Narrator: Well, there you have it, a day in the life of Vince Jones. Make sure to check out UWA Fearless in just a few short days where you will see all the stars align and go to battle like never before. Also stay tuned for next week's episode of Uncut where we give you backstage pass into the life of some of your other favorite stars from t.v, music, and other genres of pop culture. Until then, good evening and good night!
The show's credits begin to quickly roll. The scene then switches to Vince Jones as he is seen walking along down the streets of New York City alone with his thoughts.
"Just a few short days! We take this one down and its onto the next one, onto the next level! Vachon...its goin' down! Soona or lay-tah..."
The camera slowly fades to black.