Post by TheFirecracker on Oct 17, 2014 13:30:24 GMT -6
"Aye Da. I'll see ye soon. There's thing we need tae discuss."
The scene comes in to Pauly sitting in his hotel room. He is reclined black in the lazy boy chair in the room, phone in one hand, bottle of Jameson in the other.
"Love ye too Da."
Pauly swigs the bottle as he hangs up and places his phone on the table next to the chair. A hand comes out of view and grabs the bottle from Pauly.
-"Quit being a typical Irishman and drinking all the whiskey asshole.-"
Pauly glares over and across from it sits a person in a giant Ted costume. He has to take a second look.
Pauly-"What the shite? Lad, I told ye tae stop wearing that damn thin'."
The man in the costume took a few swings of the bottle and handed it back to Pauly.
-"Yeah you did. And we agreed only time I'm allowed to is when I'm getting ready...."
Pauly quickly cuts him off as his one hand lands on his forehead all while the bottle tips back, filling Pauly's mouth with whiskey. He slowly swallows it down as he speaks.
Pauly-"Not UWA laddie."
Pauly once again looks up, glaring at the estranged man in a bear costume.
Pauly-"Guess ye can say, ain't no one there ready fer whot ye bring tae tha table. Yer a dofferent breed."
-"Exactly man. UWA is about to be salvaged by Tedman. UWA needs a real hero and I, Tedman, am going to be that hero"
Paulys laughs as some Jameson flies at the man in the costume. He laughs a little more when the man begins to freak a little. Pauly then reaches over and grabs some napkins to hand to his...uh....friend you can say.
Tedman-"Damn Pauly. Shows me, you of all people don't think I can mount to anything. Need I remind you, my stay in CPW was glorious. Something like twelve and three. Air Raid Champion. I took down Alexander Kincaid. A man, if he defeated me, would have become longest reigning Air Raid Champion ever. Me, the man you laugh at."
Pauly wipes his mouth as he fathers his composure.
Pauly-"Sorry Lad. I know whot ye accomplished in CPW. I know ye can fight. UWA is in a dark place right now."
Tedman-"And you don't seem to be helping much lately."
Pauly-"Agreed, but certain things need tae be handled in ways that aren't always glorious me friend. The state UWA is in, it might just swalla ye up Teddy."
The man laughs,
Tedman-"When darkness over rides, the only thing to do, is brighten the place up. The mood needs to lighten up around there. I'm the laugh people need in UWA, but don't take my humor for weakness. You know what I can do. Soon it will be time to show everyone...."
The man stands up and the camera catches a cape hanging around the mans costume.
Tedman-"TEDMAN reigns supreme!"
Pauly laughs, the man laughs. They begin to swig and pass the Jameson as the camera fades to black.
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"Mister Sadistic right?"
Pauly taps the camera to make sure whoever is watching on the other end is paying attention.
"Do I have yer attention laddie?"
The camera pans out to reveal Pauly walking around the same area, when his oppenent for Fearless made his debut a couple weeks ago.
"Is this setting supposed tae scare people? Are ye already basking in your glory? A win against man whose last concern was wrestling that night. Well that's how I saw it anyways."
He walks along, just enough light to see him, nothing of the setting behind him.
"Regardless, it was a good way fer ye tae get yer foot in the door. Now, that very foot ye got in, is about to be crushed. Along with ye moral. Yet second rate pal. Darkness, hardcore, satans retarted sperm growth. All been seen around these parts already."
A light flickers. Pauly sparks a lighter and bring a cigarette to his mouth and lights the end. He enhales a drag and continues.
"The Children, The Dead Men, And so on. Others can be named if ye want. My point being, yer little gimmick is just a knock off of those ready tryna pull it off. Trying being my main point."
Smoke briefly cover part of Paulys face as he drags the cigarette a few more times all while letting out a bit of a chuckle.
"Ye gunna learn real quick that ye need tae get original if ye stand any chance of surviving round here. Coming in like more than half tha people here, acting just like them, for tae most part. Doesn't seem tae be working fer them. What really makes ye think it will work fer ye?"
Pauly stops walking and drops the cigarette on the ground. He steps on and rubs it in, to make sure it is out before he continues his slow stroll.
"Now I am sure ye will come out and try tae justify yer reasons that ye are gunna be tha victor, but sad tae say. They are false promises ye are making tae yerself and everyone here."
You can now hear some noise in the background as Pauly continues.
"Sorry tae be the person that brings ye back tae earth. Sorry tae be tha one who shows ye, one ripple in tha waters means nothing."
Pauly now hears the noise and peers around trying to see where it could be coming from. He sees nothing so his attention returns to the camera.
"Now I know me recent actions haven't been those of a golden child, a but message needed tae be delivered.many messages need tae be delivered, and tryna do it in a less violent way doesn't seem tae be working. So a man works with whot he got. WE do whot we have tae Mr. Sadistic."
The noise grows louder as Pauly loons around again. Then out of nowhere, Tedman goes running by screaming. Paulys turns his head in confusion but his focus quickly returns to the camera.
"So I see why ye are tha way ye are. I see why ye stick with the whole act. It's tha only thing ye know how tae do. Badly, I might add, but somehow ye made it work for ye in the past. So it's understandable tae why ye tryin' it here."
Out of nowhere the man in the Tedsuit is being chased by one of the Worleys many cousin, brother, nephew, whatever.
Big Bubba-"TTTTEEEDDDDYYYY!"
Pauly laughs uncontrollably, almost doubling over in the process. A few moments go by and his finally gathers his composure.
"And that man somehow made that costume work. Even though it doesn't seem tae be doing much of anything helpful. Just like you won't be doing anything helpful tae yourself. Your stepping in tha ring with one of tha first people tae eva sign a UWA contract lad. This is not your place. This is not your territory. So back off while I still let you."
The scene fades to black as Pauly stands there. Arms crossed.
The scene comes in to Pauly sitting in his hotel room. He is reclined black in the lazy boy chair in the room, phone in one hand, bottle of Jameson in the other.
"Love ye too Da."
Pauly swigs the bottle as he hangs up and places his phone on the table next to the chair. A hand comes out of view and grabs the bottle from Pauly.
-"Quit being a typical Irishman and drinking all the whiskey asshole.-"Pauly glares over and across from it sits a person in a giant Ted costume. He has to take a second look.
Pauly-"What the shite? Lad, I told ye tae stop wearing that damn thin'."
The man in the costume took a few swings of the bottle and handed it back to Pauly.
-"Yeah you did. And we agreed only time I'm allowed to is when I'm getting ready...."Pauly quickly cuts him off as his one hand lands on his forehead all while the bottle tips back, filling Pauly's mouth with whiskey. He slowly swallows it down as he speaks.
Pauly-"Not UWA laddie."
Pauly once again looks up, glaring at the estranged man in a bear costume.
Pauly-"Guess ye can say, ain't no one there ready fer whot ye bring tae tha table. Yer a dofferent breed."
-"Exactly man. UWA is about to be salvaged by Tedman. UWA needs a real hero and I, Tedman, am going to be that hero"Paulys laughs as some Jameson flies at the man in the costume. He laughs a little more when the man begins to freak a little. Pauly then reaches over and grabs some napkins to hand to his...uh....friend you can say.
Tedman-"Damn Pauly. Shows me, you of all people don't think I can mount to anything. Need I remind you, my stay in CPW was glorious. Something like twelve and three. Air Raid Champion. I took down Alexander Kincaid. A man, if he defeated me, would have become longest reigning Air Raid Champion ever. Me, the man you laugh at."
Pauly wipes his mouth as he fathers his composure.
Pauly-"Sorry Lad. I know whot ye accomplished in CPW. I know ye can fight. UWA is in a dark place right now."
Tedman-"And you don't seem to be helping much lately."
Pauly-"Agreed, but certain things need tae be handled in ways that aren't always glorious me friend. The state UWA is in, it might just swalla ye up Teddy."
The man laughs,
Tedman-"When darkness over rides, the only thing to do, is brighten the place up. The mood needs to lighten up around there. I'm the laugh people need in UWA, but don't take my humor for weakness. You know what I can do. Soon it will be time to show everyone...."
The man stands up and the camera catches a cape hanging around the mans costume.
Tedman-"TEDMAN reigns supreme!"
Pauly laughs, the man laughs. They begin to swig and pass the Jameson as the camera fades to black.
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"Mister Sadistic right?"
Pauly taps the camera to make sure whoever is watching on the other end is paying attention.
"Do I have yer attention laddie?"
The camera pans out to reveal Pauly walking around the same area, when his oppenent for Fearless made his debut a couple weeks ago.
"Is this setting supposed tae scare people? Are ye already basking in your glory? A win against man whose last concern was wrestling that night. Well that's how I saw it anyways."
He walks along, just enough light to see him, nothing of the setting behind him.
"Regardless, it was a good way fer ye tae get yer foot in the door. Now, that very foot ye got in, is about to be crushed. Along with ye moral. Yet second rate pal. Darkness, hardcore, satans retarted sperm growth. All been seen around these parts already."
A light flickers. Pauly sparks a lighter and bring a cigarette to his mouth and lights the end. He enhales a drag and continues.
"The Children, The Dead Men, And so on. Others can be named if ye want. My point being, yer little gimmick is just a knock off of those ready tryna pull it off. Trying being my main point."
Smoke briefly cover part of Paulys face as he drags the cigarette a few more times all while letting out a bit of a chuckle.
"Ye gunna learn real quick that ye need tae get original if ye stand any chance of surviving round here. Coming in like more than half tha people here, acting just like them, for tae most part. Doesn't seem tae be working fer them. What really makes ye think it will work fer ye?"
Pauly stops walking and drops the cigarette on the ground. He steps on and rubs it in, to make sure it is out before he continues his slow stroll.
"Now I am sure ye will come out and try tae justify yer reasons that ye are gunna be tha victor, but sad tae say. They are false promises ye are making tae yerself and everyone here."
You can now hear some noise in the background as Pauly continues.
"Sorry tae be the person that brings ye back tae earth. Sorry tae be tha one who shows ye, one ripple in tha waters means nothing."
Pauly now hears the noise and peers around trying to see where it could be coming from. He sees nothing so his attention returns to the camera.
"Now I know me recent actions haven't been those of a golden child, a but message needed tae be delivered.many messages need tae be delivered, and tryna do it in a less violent way doesn't seem tae be working. So a man works with whot he got. WE do whot we have tae Mr. Sadistic."
The noise grows louder as Pauly loons around again. Then out of nowhere, Tedman goes running by screaming. Paulys turns his head in confusion but his focus quickly returns to the camera.
"So I see why ye are tha way ye are. I see why ye stick with the whole act. It's tha only thing ye know how tae do. Badly, I might add, but somehow ye made it work for ye in the past. So it's understandable tae why ye tryin' it here."
Out of nowhere the man in the Tedsuit is being chased by one of the Worleys many cousin, brother, nephew, whatever.
Big Bubba-"TTTTEEEDDDDYYYY!"
Pauly laughs uncontrollably, almost doubling over in the process. A few moments go by and his finally gathers his composure.
"And that man somehow made that costume work. Even though it doesn't seem tae be doing much of anything helpful. Just like you won't be doing anything helpful tae yourself. Your stepping in tha ring with one of tha first people tae eva sign a UWA contract lad. This is not your place. This is not your territory. So back off while I still let you."
The scene fades to black as Pauly stands there. Arms crossed.