Post by Sang Réal on Sept 5, 2014 15:51:02 GMT -6
When the flag of the United States and many other nations is hung upside down it is a sign of distress. Over the years, this action has become something of a political statement in regards to the condition of the nation the flag belongs to.
Perhaps this is why the backdrop of this is the upside down banner of the UWA. As the three men standing in front of it have stated, they believe the UWA is in a state of distress and have taken it upon themselves to stop it.
Last time the three men were dressed more professionally. This time, they seem to be ready for a war. And they seem ready for war, ready to do what they fully promise to do.
Connor Murphy is wearing a pair of green camouflage pants and black boots with his signature gold round framed sunglasses. Krown is wearing green camouflage pants and an open jacket with a black tank top. He has a bandana around his head. Kyle Travis stands front and center of the two. He is dressed in the same camouflage with a black t-shirt.
Travis stands with his arms folded behind him, those cold predatory eyes looking forward. It is clear that he has his crowbar is in his hands.
Travis: “Chastise us. Condemn us. Call us monsters all you want. But do not think we are not justified in our actions. The blood we are about to shed, the violence we are about to inflict is all on the hands of Georgio Oliver.”
Travis: “When I joined UWA after a stint in NEW, you promised me I would be given the respect I deserve. I would be given opportunities. And for awhile, you kept that word.”
Travis: “But then Joshua McBride decided you needed to be the latest person he reenacts his favorite scene from Deliverance with and that left your tubby sidekick in charge. Many of us were cast aside so he could put the same damn people on every show while highlighting Jeszika Gautier’s emotion journey of concern over the man she humiliated and emasculated but felt bad about in her attempt not to come off as a manipulative bitch or whatever crazy talk McBride was going on about. Meanwhile, the rest of us got to sit at home and watch all those chosen ones wrestle and wait by the phone for the UWA to call.”
Travis: “No one here said you had it easy with the Children of Nephilim, K.I.S.S.. What we are saying is that the same people were on every single show while a majority of the roster sat at home for months, waiting to be called, because clearly, the UWA forgot these people existed. I do not recall the last time I saw Gunner Helms or Darren Barrett or Rina Kirlos or Kaylyn James Evans or Pauly O’Connor or Sentinel, all current members of the roster and all seemingly forgotten about so the same eight people can wrestle Mayhem after Mayhem while the rest of us get to watch or, if we are very lucky, be a special guest wrestler.”
Travis: “I wrestled once in the last two months, while every week sees the same eight people getting matches. In what universe should Bob Brooks get more matches and more TV time than me? Am I not due a rematch against Vince Jones? I assume Fraser Freeman gained a title shot only because is one of the chosen ones, and the fact he was pinned by Jones never entered anyone’s mind. I am sure my rematch was just moved so the UWA could dedicate more time to Jeszika’s emotional issues over the husband she emasculated and then felt bad about doing, only to feel bad about publicly humiliating him after he is abducted, or so we can see the latest bout of reality denying crazy from Joshua McBride like we do every damn Mayhem.”
There is the slightest hint on anger and resentment in the voice of “the Canadian Legend”.
Travis: “I have seen too many companies with their chosen ones, the ones that get everything without having ever to earn it or the ones that get everything handed to them on a platter because they somehow became management’s darlings and no matter how the hard the rest of us work, we never get anywhere.”
Travis: “The Unchained Wrestling Alliance is not even a year old, and yet it has already established it’s chosen ones, the people it will promote non-stop while the rest of us just hope to be on TV. I am not going to stand by and let that happen. Not again.”
“The Once and Future King” shifts a bit as he unfolds his hands, drawing out that black, stained crowbar of his and pointing it right in front of him.
Travis: “This is all on you Georgio. There will be blood. There has to be or else nothing will change.”
Travis slowly draws the crowbar back and steps back, allowing Murphy and Krown to take center stage.
Murphy: “It’s rather surprising that people think we were disrespectful at Raising Hell. We usually are disrespectful, but this seems to be the first time that our being disrespectful towards something has people up in arms.”
Sang Réal’s technical half nods in agreement with his brawler partner’s observation.
Krown: “Really odd actually. Insult roster member after roster member on commentary? That’s perfectly acceptable. Objectify every woman on the roster as to whether or not my partner here would nail them? Everyone is cool with that. Dump all over a so-called Tag Team Championship match that felt like nothing more than a thrown together filler match on the pay-per-view? Oh now we done gone and crossed a line.”
Krown lifts his head back and waves his hands.
Murphy: “I do love how no one seems to really have an issue with the match having hype, no advertisement and consisted of a tag team that had not wrestled for two months and one that was just randomly thrown together. Clearly, we were disrespectful in our treatment of the UWA Tag Team Championships and it’s totally acceptable to pull a championship match out of the ass.”
Krown shrugs.
Krown: “Makes complete sense to me. I mean what better way to make a credible and legitimate championship than to have it decided in a filler match between a random team and team made of people from the town the pay-per-view is in as the only reason anyone would care it is happen? A tournament or some sort of gauntlet match or something with some hype and build up would have been stupid and a huge waste of time. Making the title match a filler match and putting on the show at the last minute was so much better for the championship.”
The son of Irish wrestling legend Shameus Murphy gestures to himself and Krown.
Murphy: “But we have a chance to bring some pride, some respectability and some prestige to the UWA Tag Team Championships. But to do that, we have to beat K.I.S.S. at Monday Night Mayhem.”
The heir to the Krown wrestling family clutches his chest ala Fred Sanford, faking a heart attack and shock.
Krown: “Sweet God, we are on an episode of Monday Night Mayhem and in a wrestling match.”
Murphy: “A lot of times the phrase “nothing to lose and everything to gain” is thrown around.”
Krown: “It’s a cliché of sorts in this business, like a loser leaves town match or a retirement match or career ender match. Those rarely ever hold up.”
Murphy removes his sunglasses and points them at the screen.
Murphy: “K.I.S.S., we literally have nothing at all to lose and everything to gain. If you lose this match, it means nothing. You are still going to be on every damn episode of Monday Night Mayhem if you lose. You are still going to be in matches if you lose. It would not shock me to see you lose and still be granted the title shot because you are one of the chosen ones. But if we lose, we may not get another match on Mayhem for another two or three months, or however long it takes UWA to remember that we actually work here and were hired as wrestlers.”
Krown: “And then it is back to doing commentary when we need to remind people that we are still a thing, which seems to be every damn episode of Mayhem because no one wants to give us a freaking match.”
Murphy: “So when we say we have nothing to lose we mean it. We actually do have absolutely nothing at all to lose. But, we have everything to gain. We beat you and we get to face the so-called Tag Team Champions, the Silver Baron, or Oblivion or whoever he wants to be this week, and the Protector and then, there is nothing stopping us from becoming the UWA Tag Team Champion.”
Krown: “That is, of course, assuming that we win and management does not give you a shot at the titles on the next Mayhem because they feel bad that two of their chosen ones lost.”
Murphy: “It has nothing to do with jealousy or our believing that you had it easy with McBride. No, you missed the point, which is that some of us would actually like to wrestle here and feel that the same seven or eight people being the only ones to get matches is not helpful to anyone and that the UWA Tag Team Championship match at Raising Hell was a joke.”
Krown shakes his head.
Krown: “And not even a funny one.”
Murphy: “You cannot tell me that we are wrong in calling you chosen ones. You two have been on every single Monday Night Mayhem and pay-per-view since you joined the UWA. We’ve had maybe five or six matches since we came here. You cannot sit there and tell me I’m lying. You two have been on every single episode of Mayhem. It is almost like the UWA finds reasons to put you or Aerynn or Jeszika or the Children or Jones or Sin City Knights on every episode regardless of how the rest of us feel or how many people get tired of waiting for management to remember them and stop answering the phone for greener pastures.”
Krown: “Or at least the chance to actually wrestle a match more than once every two months.”
Murphy: “And I will be honest, we would have continued to accept the way things were running. We would have kept going on doing commentary and waiting for someone in management to put us in a match when they remembered we were wrestlers and not commentators. We really would have.”
Krown: “The work is easy. All we have to do is pick a random match on any Mayhem, walk to the ring and just comment on the match. Now sure, maybe our commentary was not the most respectful, but it was a lot more insightful than Chase’s and I think we can agree on that.”
Murphy: “The UWA Tag Team Championship match was the final straw. We took that match as a slap in the face. It was an insult to us. The Cornbread Mafia had not wrestled since Searing Agony. Now, sure, they are a decent team, but they had not wrestled in two months. Then you had the team of the Silver Baron and the Protector. The Silver Baron had wrestled singles matches for two months. That should have put him in line for something like the North American Championship or place him in the Television Championship match rather than the losers that were in there. And the Protector had only one match, yet somehow, that one match was enough to convince the UWA that he should totally get a championship match. And what better way to make some interest in the UWA Tag Team Championship match than for management to throw together two guys from Vegas, where the pay-per-view was taking place and pick a random team for them to face? Clearly no one wanted to see Sang Réal versus the Cornbread Mafia again. Clearly the idea of the Sin City Knights versus the Cornbread Mafia versus K.I.S.S. versus Sang Réal versus Bene Elohim for the titles or some kind of tournament would have been boring as hell. No, it was much better to make the match a last minute filler when someone in the office realized that their paper weight was, in fact, the UWA Tag Team Championships and decided they should be activated.”
Krown: “So, we snapped. Now maybe we didn’t handle the situation well but can you blame us for snapping? We dedicated ourselves to becoming tag team champions. We opted not to repeat what our brothers did by becoming world champions. No, we decided tag team was the way to go and we would become one of those great teams that other teams get compared. So, when we saw the UWA Tag Team Championships being treated as a thrown together filler match on a pay-per-view, we took it personally. I guess that was our bad.”
Krown shrugs and places his index finger on his lips, lowering his head a little bit, almost in a mocking gesture of a child caught doing something wrong.
Murphy: “I am sure if we put on masks and said we were possessed by a demon or reveal a spilt personality to try and make ourselves more interesting and dark by battling this evil we keep inside us, but we thought that was an incredibly stupid idea.”
Krown: “It really is. But we didn’t have any other ideas, so we went with the standby of violence which is the best idea for people who do not have a better idea.”
Using his sunglasses as a pointer, Murphy gestures to himself and Krown.
Murphy: “Sang Réal means “royal blood” and we are tired of being overlooked and forgotten. We are tired of watching you two on every single Mayhem while we either announce a match or sit at home and wait for someone to remember we work here.”
Krown: “You, K.I.S.S. are not part of the solution. You are the problem. This may shock you, but there are more than just the eight of you chosen ones in the UWA and some of us would actually like to wrestle for a living, not just watch the same people wrestle and wonder which one of us gets to be a special guest star or how many matches will just be filled by the carnie freaks we call Dark Camelot. I thank God that we are not paid by appearance, because if we were, we’d be living on the streets in boxes. And not good boxes mind you, probably just a hole in the ground with a stick for a roof, which I think half the roster is already doing.”
Murphy: “We made our positions very clear on this. If the Protector and Silver Baron, or Oblivion, or Inferno, or Purgatory or whatever concept of the afterlife the suddenly crazy pimp wants to be called, want to get into the ring with us, those championships they make more and more worthless each day they hold them have to be on the line. Otherwise, they can’t get revenge and all they end up with are a bunch of prostitutes with crowbar related injuries because I really doubt he wouldn’t.”
Krown: “And please, we had enough of this whole trying to keep some dark and evil split personality crap when Silver Baron faced Dark Camelot. It was stupid and unbelievable then, and now it is just insulting to our intelligence.”
Murphy: “As far as we are concerned, we have earned that shot. We earned it by being part of the feud that made the UWA tag team division. Did we win? No. Did people care about it more than Silver Baron versus Dark Camelot or Freeman versus Jones? Yes they did. They had to add some ridiculous split personality thing to make Dark Camelot versus Silver Baron more interesting and they had to add the North American Championship to Freeman versus Jones just so two members of the elite could be in a title shot and maybe give it some hype. Neither us or the Cornbread Mafia are among the chosen ones that get to be on ever Mayhem, and yet, with the most minimal amount of build up, not having wrestled for nearly the entire two months between Spring Slaughter and Searing Agony, with not even a peep out of the Cornbread Mafia, we stole the damn show in one brutal cage match.”
Krown: “And did that lead to anything? No, if anything, it was as if we were punished for showing up all the elite chosen ones by not getting a match on Mayhem and not getting a shot at the UWA Tag Team Championships, because that seems totally fair.”
The normally calm Murphy sounds a bit upset as he speaks.
Murphy: “The fact that the Silver Baron and the Protector are walking around with the UWA Tag Team Championships when it should have been us versus the Cornbread Mafia, that a man who has wrestled ONE match and a crazy pimp who wrestled mostly singles matches were put into a tag team championship match on the basis of nothing more than being from the same city the pay-per-view was in is an insult and a slap in the face of everything we have done and everything our families have given to this business.”
Krown: “It was as if the UWA just strolled up to us, kicked us in the nuts and spat on us before continuing on their merry way. The whole thing was just a giant dump on the tag team division.”
Murphy: “We have everything to gain, absolutely everything to gain, this week at Mayhem K.I.S.S. We beat you, and maybe, just maybe, we get to be on Mayhem, we get to actually wrestle, and we get what we should have gotten in the first place when we beat the Protector and Silver Baron for the UWA Tag Team Championships, putting those titles around the waists of a real tag team, not some joke of paper champions. We lose, we lose nothing because we’ll probably go right back to being forgotten about until the UWA realizes one of their precious chosen ones needs an opponent and we get the phone call telling us we have a match.”
Krown: “Where as if you two lose, you’ll probably just get the title shot or at the least, get to be on every episode of Mayhem like always, and eventually earn the title shot.”
Murphy: “We’re tired of taking a backseat, tired of not getting our chance. At Monday Night Mayhem, we are taking our spot, our moment in the spotlight. That’s Murphy’s Law.”
Krown: “We came here to become UWA Tag Team Champions, not to sit at an announce table while the same group of people do what we want to do. We beat you and becoming the new UWA Tag Team Champions is going to be a thing that we do. Like every NFL team said last night “why not us?”. That’s Checkmate.”
Murphy and Krown move aside, allowing Travis to step forward. “The Canadian Legend steps forward again.
Travis: “I grow tired of hearing every single fault of mine pointed out while no one points out any accomplishment I have made. McBride was your warm up act, and I did not need to be kicked in the face to beat a man I had already brought to his knees. I have no intention of abducting those precious to my targets and acting like it makes me evil. I have no intention of hiding behind worthless minion after worthless minion. There weill be blood, their will be suffering, but there will be change. Georgio, Sam, this is all on you two. What we do may be seen as evil, but unlike McBride and his hillbilly rape cult, we are necessary evil.”
Murphy holds his fist out.
Murphy: “For the greater good.”
Krown raises his arm and holds his fist out.
Krown: “For the greater good.”
Travis holds his fist out between the other two.
Travis: “For the greater good.”
The scene fades out on the three men standing there with an upside down UWA banner behind them.
Perhaps this is why the backdrop of this is the upside down banner of the UWA. As the three men standing in front of it have stated, they believe the UWA is in a state of distress and have taken it upon themselves to stop it.
Last time the three men were dressed more professionally. This time, they seem to be ready for a war. And they seem ready for war, ready to do what they fully promise to do.
Connor Murphy is wearing a pair of green camouflage pants and black boots with his signature gold round framed sunglasses. Krown is wearing green camouflage pants and an open jacket with a black tank top. He has a bandana around his head. Kyle Travis stands front and center of the two. He is dressed in the same camouflage with a black t-shirt.
Travis stands with his arms folded behind him, those cold predatory eyes looking forward. It is clear that he has his crowbar is in his hands.
Travis: “Chastise us. Condemn us. Call us monsters all you want. But do not think we are not justified in our actions. The blood we are about to shed, the violence we are about to inflict is all on the hands of Georgio Oliver.”
Travis: “When I joined UWA after a stint in NEW, you promised me I would be given the respect I deserve. I would be given opportunities. And for awhile, you kept that word.”
Travis: “But then Joshua McBride decided you needed to be the latest person he reenacts his favorite scene from Deliverance with and that left your tubby sidekick in charge. Many of us were cast aside so he could put the same damn people on every show while highlighting Jeszika Gautier’s emotion journey of concern over the man she humiliated and emasculated but felt bad about in her attempt not to come off as a manipulative bitch or whatever crazy talk McBride was going on about. Meanwhile, the rest of us got to sit at home and watch all those chosen ones wrestle and wait by the phone for the UWA to call.”
Travis: “No one here said you had it easy with the Children of Nephilim, K.I.S.S.. What we are saying is that the same people were on every single show while a majority of the roster sat at home for months, waiting to be called, because clearly, the UWA forgot these people existed. I do not recall the last time I saw Gunner Helms or Darren Barrett or Rina Kirlos or Kaylyn James Evans or Pauly O’Connor or Sentinel, all current members of the roster and all seemingly forgotten about so the same eight people can wrestle Mayhem after Mayhem while the rest of us get to watch or, if we are very lucky, be a special guest wrestler.”
Travis: “I wrestled once in the last two months, while every week sees the same eight people getting matches. In what universe should Bob Brooks get more matches and more TV time than me? Am I not due a rematch against Vince Jones? I assume Fraser Freeman gained a title shot only because is one of the chosen ones, and the fact he was pinned by Jones never entered anyone’s mind. I am sure my rematch was just moved so the UWA could dedicate more time to Jeszika’s emotional issues over the husband she emasculated and then felt bad about doing, only to feel bad about publicly humiliating him after he is abducted, or so we can see the latest bout of reality denying crazy from Joshua McBride like we do every damn Mayhem.”
There is the slightest hint on anger and resentment in the voice of “the Canadian Legend”.
Travis: “I have seen too many companies with their chosen ones, the ones that get everything without having ever to earn it or the ones that get everything handed to them on a platter because they somehow became management’s darlings and no matter how the hard the rest of us work, we never get anywhere.”
Travis: “The Unchained Wrestling Alliance is not even a year old, and yet it has already established it’s chosen ones, the people it will promote non-stop while the rest of us just hope to be on TV. I am not going to stand by and let that happen. Not again.”
“The Once and Future King” shifts a bit as he unfolds his hands, drawing out that black, stained crowbar of his and pointing it right in front of him.
Travis: “This is all on you Georgio. There will be blood. There has to be or else nothing will change.”
Travis slowly draws the crowbar back and steps back, allowing Murphy and Krown to take center stage.
Murphy: “It’s rather surprising that people think we were disrespectful at Raising Hell. We usually are disrespectful, but this seems to be the first time that our being disrespectful towards something has people up in arms.”
Sang Réal’s technical half nods in agreement with his brawler partner’s observation.
Krown: “Really odd actually. Insult roster member after roster member on commentary? That’s perfectly acceptable. Objectify every woman on the roster as to whether or not my partner here would nail them? Everyone is cool with that. Dump all over a so-called Tag Team Championship match that felt like nothing more than a thrown together filler match on the pay-per-view? Oh now we done gone and crossed a line.”
Krown lifts his head back and waves his hands.
Murphy: “I do love how no one seems to really have an issue with the match having hype, no advertisement and consisted of a tag team that had not wrestled for two months and one that was just randomly thrown together. Clearly, we were disrespectful in our treatment of the UWA Tag Team Championships and it’s totally acceptable to pull a championship match out of the ass.”
Krown shrugs.
Krown: “Makes complete sense to me. I mean what better way to make a credible and legitimate championship than to have it decided in a filler match between a random team and team made of people from the town the pay-per-view is in as the only reason anyone would care it is happen? A tournament or some sort of gauntlet match or something with some hype and build up would have been stupid and a huge waste of time. Making the title match a filler match and putting on the show at the last minute was so much better for the championship.”
The son of Irish wrestling legend Shameus Murphy gestures to himself and Krown.
Murphy: “But we have a chance to bring some pride, some respectability and some prestige to the UWA Tag Team Championships. But to do that, we have to beat K.I.S.S. at Monday Night Mayhem.”
The heir to the Krown wrestling family clutches his chest ala Fred Sanford, faking a heart attack and shock.
Krown: “Sweet God, we are on an episode of Monday Night Mayhem and in a wrestling match.”
Murphy: “A lot of times the phrase “nothing to lose and everything to gain” is thrown around.”
Krown: “It’s a cliché of sorts in this business, like a loser leaves town match or a retirement match or career ender match. Those rarely ever hold up.”
Murphy removes his sunglasses and points them at the screen.
Murphy: “K.I.S.S., we literally have nothing at all to lose and everything to gain. If you lose this match, it means nothing. You are still going to be on every damn episode of Monday Night Mayhem if you lose. You are still going to be in matches if you lose. It would not shock me to see you lose and still be granted the title shot because you are one of the chosen ones. But if we lose, we may not get another match on Mayhem for another two or three months, or however long it takes UWA to remember that we actually work here and were hired as wrestlers.”
Krown: “And then it is back to doing commentary when we need to remind people that we are still a thing, which seems to be every damn episode of Mayhem because no one wants to give us a freaking match.”
Murphy: “So when we say we have nothing to lose we mean it. We actually do have absolutely nothing at all to lose. But, we have everything to gain. We beat you and we get to face the so-called Tag Team Champions, the Silver Baron, or Oblivion or whoever he wants to be this week, and the Protector and then, there is nothing stopping us from becoming the UWA Tag Team Champion.”
Krown: “That is, of course, assuming that we win and management does not give you a shot at the titles on the next Mayhem because they feel bad that two of their chosen ones lost.”
Murphy: “It has nothing to do with jealousy or our believing that you had it easy with McBride. No, you missed the point, which is that some of us would actually like to wrestle here and feel that the same seven or eight people being the only ones to get matches is not helpful to anyone and that the UWA Tag Team Championship match at Raising Hell was a joke.”
Krown shakes his head.
Krown: “And not even a funny one.”
Murphy: “You cannot tell me that we are wrong in calling you chosen ones. You two have been on every single Monday Night Mayhem and pay-per-view since you joined the UWA. We’ve had maybe five or six matches since we came here. You cannot sit there and tell me I’m lying. You two have been on every single episode of Mayhem. It is almost like the UWA finds reasons to put you or Aerynn or Jeszika or the Children or Jones or Sin City Knights on every episode regardless of how the rest of us feel or how many people get tired of waiting for management to remember them and stop answering the phone for greener pastures.”
Krown: “Or at least the chance to actually wrestle a match more than once every two months.”
Murphy: “And I will be honest, we would have continued to accept the way things were running. We would have kept going on doing commentary and waiting for someone in management to put us in a match when they remembered we were wrestlers and not commentators. We really would have.”
Krown: “The work is easy. All we have to do is pick a random match on any Mayhem, walk to the ring and just comment on the match. Now sure, maybe our commentary was not the most respectful, but it was a lot more insightful than Chase’s and I think we can agree on that.”
Murphy: “The UWA Tag Team Championship match was the final straw. We took that match as a slap in the face. It was an insult to us. The Cornbread Mafia had not wrestled since Searing Agony. Now, sure, they are a decent team, but they had not wrestled in two months. Then you had the team of the Silver Baron and the Protector. The Silver Baron had wrestled singles matches for two months. That should have put him in line for something like the North American Championship or place him in the Television Championship match rather than the losers that were in there. And the Protector had only one match, yet somehow, that one match was enough to convince the UWA that he should totally get a championship match. And what better way to make some interest in the UWA Tag Team Championship match than for management to throw together two guys from Vegas, where the pay-per-view was taking place and pick a random team for them to face? Clearly no one wanted to see Sang Réal versus the Cornbread Mafia again. Clearly the idea of the Sin City Knights versus the Cornbread Mafia versus K.I.S.S. versus Sang Réal versus Bene Elohim for the titles or some kind of tournament would have been boring as hell. No, it was much better to make the match a last minute filler when someone in the office realized that their paper weight was, in fact, the UWA Tag Team Championships and decided they should be activated.”
Krown: “So, we snapped. Now maybe we didn’t handle the situation well but can you blame us for snapping? We dedicated ourselves to becoming tag team champions. We opted not to repeat what our brothers did by becoming world champions. No, we decided tag team was the way to go and we would become one of those great teams that other teams get compared. So, when we saw the UWA Tag Team Championships being treated as a thrown together filler match on a pay-per-view, we took it personally. I guess that was our bad.”
Krown shrugs and places his index finger on his lips, lowering his head a little bit, almost in a mocking gesture of a child caught doing something wrong.
Murphy: “I am sure if we put on masks and said we were possessed by a demon or reveal a spilt personality to try and make ourselves more interesting and dark by battling this evil we keep inside us, but we thought that was an incredibly stupid idea.”
Krown: “It really is. But we didn’t have any other ideas, so we went with the standby of violence which is the best idea for people who do not have a better idea.”
Using his sunglasses as a pointer, Murphy gestures to himself and Krown.
Murphy: “Sang Réal means “royal blood” and we are tired of being overlooked and forgotten. We are tired of watching you two on every single Mayhem while we either announce a match or sit at home and wait for someone to remember we work here.”
Krown: “You, K.I.S.S. are not part of the solution. You are the problem. This may shock you, but there are more than just the eight of you chosen ones in the UWA and some of us would actually like to wrestle for a living, not just watch the same people wrestle and wonder which one of us gets to be a special guest star or how many matches will just be filled by the carnie freaks we call Dark Camelot. I thank God that we are not paid by appearance, because if we were, we’d be living on the streets in boxes. And not good boxes mind you, probably just a hole in the ground with a stick for a roof, which I think half the roster is already doing.”
Murphy: “We made our positions very clear on this. If the Protector and Silver Baron, or Oblivion, or Inferno, or Purgatory or whatever concept of the afterlife the suddenly crazy pimp wants to be called, want to get into the ring with us, those championships they make more and more worthless each day they hold them have to be on the line. Otherwise, they can’t get revenge and all they end up with are a bunch of prostitutes with crowbar related injuries because I really doubt he wouldn’t.”
Krown: “And please, we had enough of this whole trying to keep some dark and evil split personality crap when Silver Baron faced Dark Camelot. It was stupid and unbelievable then, and now it is just insulting to our intelligence.”
Murphy: “As far as we are concerned, we have earned that shot. We earned it by being part of the feud that made the UWA tag team division. Did we win? No. Did people care about it more than Silver Baron versus Dark Camelot or Freeman versus Jones? Yes they did. They had to add some ridiculous split personality thing to make Dark Camelot versus Silver Baron more interesting and they had to add the North American Championship to Freeman versus Jones just so two members of the elite could be in a title shot and maybe give it some hype. Neither us or the Cornbread Mafia are among the chosen ones that get to be on ever Mayhem, and yet, with the most minimal amount of build up, not having wrestled for nearly the entire two months between Spring Slaughter and Searing Agony, with not even a peep out of the Cornbread Mafia, we stole the damn show in one brutal cage match.”
Krown: “And did that lead to anything? No, if anything, it was as if we were punished for showing up all the elite chosen ones by not getting a match on Mayhem and not getting a shot at the UWA Tag Team Championships, because that seems totally fair.”
The normally calm Murphy sounds a bit upset as he speaks.
Murphy: “The fact that the Silver Baron and the Protector are walking around with the UWA Tag Team Championships when it should have been us versus the Cornbread Mafia, that a man who has wrestled ONE match and a crazy pimp who wrestled mostly singles matches were put into a tag team championship match on the basis of nothing more than being from the same city the pay-per-view was in is an insult and a slap in the face of everything we have done and everything our families have given to this business.”
Krown: “It was as if the UWA just strolled up to us, kicked us in the nuts and spat on us before continuing on their merry way. The whole thing was just a giant dump on the tag team division.”
Murphy: “We have everything to gain, absolutely everything to gain, this week at Mayhem K.I.S.S. We beat you, and maybe, just maybe, we get to be on Mayhem, we get to actually wrestle, and we get what we should have gotten in the first place when we beat the Protector and Silver Baron for the UWA Tag Team Championships, putting those titles around the waists of a real tag team, not some joke of paper champions. We lose, we lose nothing because we’ll probably go right back to being forgotten about until the UWA realizes one of their precious chosen ones needs an opponent and we get the phone call telling us we have a match.”
Krown: “Where as if you two lose, you’ll probably just get the title shot or at the least, get to be on every episode of Mayhem like always, and eventually earn the title shot.”
Murphy: “We’re tired of taking a backseat, tired of not getting our chance. At Monday Night Mayhem, we are taking our spot, our moment in the spotlight. That’s Murphy’s Law.”
Krown: “We came here to become UWA Tag Team Champions, not to sit at an announce table while the same group of people do what we want to do. We beat you and becoming the new UWA Tag Team Champions is going to be a thing that we do. Like every NFL team said last night “why not us?”. That’s Checkmate.”
Murphy and Krown move aside, allowing Travis to step forward. “The Canadian Legend steps forward again.
Travis: “I grow tired of hearing every single fault of mine pointed out while no one points out any accomplishment I have made. McBride was your warm up act, and I did not need to be kicked in the face to beat a man I had already brought to his knees. I have no intention of abducting those precious to my targets and acting like it makes me evil. I have no intention of hiding behind worthless minion after worthless minion. There weill be blood, their will be suffering, but there will be change. Georgio, Sam, this is all on you two. What we do may be seen as evil, but unlike McBride and his hillbilly rape cult, we are necessary evil.”
Murphy holds his fist out.
Murphy: “For the greater good.”
Krown raises his arm and holds his fist out.
Krown: “For the greater good.”
Travis holds his fist out between the other two.
Travis: “For the greater good.”
The scene fades out on the three men standing there with an upside down UWA banner behind them.