Post by vincejones on Aug 8, 2014 19:10:15 GMT -6
The camera fades into small studio where see a rather familiar face. The young man's name is Kevin Corbin and he is seated in front of his desktop computer wearing a headset.
Kevin Corbin: Well, hello wrestling fans and welcome back to another addition of "The Source", the internet radio show where I try to pick the brains of some of the biggest names in wrestling past and present and get an insider's look into their dealings with the wrestling business. My name is Kevin Corbin and I am your host. Well, right now I have with me a very special guest on the line. His name is "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones, the younger brother and former tag team partner of "The Violence" Vince Jones. Are you there Keshawn??
All of a sudden Keshawn Jones' voice is heard over a speaker.
Keshawn: Yeah, yeah. I'm here, pawd-nah.
Kevin Corbin: Good, good! You've been a great guest thus far, Keshawn.
Keshawn: (laughs) Yeah. I know. Oh, and you don't have to worry about my home girl, Layla, PMSin' and shit like Jasmine did that last time you had my bruh on your show, man. So, we cool, definitely.
Kevin Corbin: (laughs) Yeah. You got that right. That whole situation was an absolute mess, man.
Keshawn: I agree, man. I was at home listenin' and shit when my bruh was on last time and I was like "Holy shit! Its...about...to go...down!" I hear Jasmine wildin' out in the background and I was like "Yoooooooooo!" But don't you worry. You dealin' with a cool cat here.
Kevin Corbin nods his head in agreement.
Kevin Corbin: So, I guess you'd say that you're the more chill one of the two of you.
Keshawn: Fo sho! I mean I love my bruh death and shit; but, once he gets fired up its ova, man! Real talk.
Kevin Corbin: Well, you know Vince Jones better than you know anybody. I mean he is your brother. You've got any stories to share?
Keshawn: Oh do I...but, naaah son.
Kevin Corbin: What do you mean by, nah son?? You're the one that says you've got stories about your brother and now you're gonna try and leave me and the rest of our audience hanging like that?? That's not cool.
Keshawn: Yeah, but I....aw fuck it! I got one for ya.
Kevin Corbin: Now that's more like it. That's what we want to hear...
Keshawn: Okay. So, I think I was about five and V was about eight or nine. Its Christmas time and we supposed to be goin' to see Santa Claus and some shit at the mall. The two of us all happy cuz we finally get to see the big man in the flesh. And you know how it is. All these kids sittin' on Santa's lap and they askin' the man for all the shit they want for Christmas. Well, V goes up there and he's all happy cuz what kid wouldn't be happy gettin' to sit on Santa's lap? Well, this was the year that those Nintendos first came out...
Kevin Corbin: Oh, you're talking about 1986, right?
Keshawn: Yeah. I think it was 1986. Anyways, my bruh is cool up until this point. He sittin' on Santa's lap with a big old Kool-Aid grin all ova his damn face. Then, shit suddenly gets real. He asks Santa if he could bring him one of those Nintendos for Christmas and Santa man has no clue what the hell he's talkin' about so he told him. He's like "I don't understand what you're sayin', kid". V gets all mad and he's like "What you mean you don't know what I'm talkin' about? I want a Nintendo for Christmas!" So, Santa's still got this confused look on his face and he starts laughin' outloud. He goes "I really don't know what this Nintendo is that you're talkin' about" That's when my bruh whips out this lil pocket knife and puts it to Santa's neck and he's like "You're Santa! You're supposed to know everything about this kinda stuff! Now you betta bring me a Nintendo or else I'm gonna find you and all your reindeer and make you all feel sorry!"
Kevin Corbin: Really?? Whoooooa!
Keshawn: Really!! This mahfucka trippin' out and threatening fuckin' Santa with a knife to his damn neck. Well, all of a sudden Santa throws my brother to the floor and just takes off! That damn fat man was bookin' it, son! Neva seen no fat man roll out that fast before! So, of course I'm all sad now and I go up to V with tears in my eyes talkin' about "Santa ran away, V! You scared him! Now we're not gonna get a Nintendo for Christmas! I hate you!" You know how little kids get. All I wanted was to see Santa Clause and V ran the damn fat man away for the night.
Kevin Corbin: (laughing) Wow!! Now that's a story! Well, while we're talking about your brother that was a pretty lethal attack you and Vince had against Silver Baron and Fraser Freeman the other week on Mayhem. What made the two of you go through with that??
Keshawn: Well, its like they say get the drop on them before they get the drop on you. I mean those cats had it comin', man. I'm not gonna hold back at all when I say that. Those cats had that shit comin' for them for a long ass time. Blood's thicka than water, man. When you fuck with my bruh. When you threaten my bruh you best believe there gonna be some repercussions and shit. That's just how it goes. That's how I operate and those fools found that out first hand. Don't fuck with a Jones! I mean you don't understand what kinda rush I got goin' out there and crackin' those skulls out there that night. Those boys got lit up...and smoked out. That's all there is to it.
Kevin Corbin: I see...well, speaking of getting lit up and smoked out. Where did you end up coming up with your catchphrase in the first place?
Keshawn: Really, man?? C'mon! Where the fuck do you think I got that from?? Gettin' sky high, son! V can tell ya this guy gets high as fuck sometimes, man. V the guy when it comes to everything else; but, Keshawn Jones be smokin' people out.
Kevin Corbin: You sparking one up now as we speak?? Just curious.
Keshawn: (laughing) Hold on. Give me a sec...Ahhhh. Now that's better, man. Yoooooooo! So I'm in BWA with V. I had just gotten started there. We all in the locka room. We chillin' and I mean we chiiiiiillin'. We must've hot boxed that whole damn locka room. We got towels at the door tryin' to keep all that shit inside of the room cuz all we thinkin' about is gettin' it in. They tryin' to talk to me about some fuckin' catchphrases and shit like I could really give a damn at the moment. I'm high and I'm thinkin' you killin' the moment for me.
Kevin Corbin: And you never wanna do that.
Keshawn: You damn right you neva wanna do that. Anyways, V weird. The fool the one guy that's like whateva most of the damn time and then you get my bruh smokin' and then he all of a sudden starts tryin' act all serious and shit. Well, I guess he as serious as some body gettin' high could actually be; but the man tryin' to talk all serious about the biz! So, he talkin' about catchphrases and I'm like "Yoooooo! I don't give a flyin' fuck about some damn catchphrases and shit right now! All I know is that this blunt gonna get lit up and smoked out! So, you can take yo damn catchphrase bullshit and shove it up yo ass right now!" He just stares back at me all blankly and I don't know what to think now. Did I fuck up? Are we gonna end up throwin' down in here? I'm hopin' that we don't because...well, I'm high! Next thing ya know this cat leans forward and he like "Its perfect!" I'm like....what? This guy tellin' me that the whole "lit up and smoked out" thing is gonna be my catchphrase from now on. I'm like "Whateva, man! I'm just tryin' to get it in right now!"
Kevin Corbin: I see. Well, I hate to cut this short; but, I we're starting to run a little short on time. So, how about you give me a prediction for Monday Mayhem really quick. Its Vince Jones versus Bethany Kenyon. Who wins??
Keshawn: C'mon, man! Who the hell do you think walks out that fight ontop? V walks out that ring with the win hands down! The man is one of the biggest, baddest, and the best the UWA has to offa. Bethany is...a fragile little Barbie girl compared to my mans! V wins that damn match on power alone! You toss in all the rest of the mix that makes V. Jones who the fuck he is in that damn ring and you lookin' at a beatdown like no otha!
Kevin Corbin: Fair enough. Oh, and before we leave. I think the people wanna know. Will we be seeing "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones in the UWA on a full-time basis??
Keshawn: Well...
Kevin Corbin: Well...
Keshawn: You'll be seein' Keshawn; but, whetha you seein' KJ all the time?? Now that shit's up in the air. I've been out the game for awhile. You don't just jump back in it. Yo body gotta be ready. You gotta get yo mind right and shit! So, stay tuned. Time will tell that shit.
Kevin Corbin: I see. Well, for the time being we can dream. Right??
Keshawn: Damn right, man.
Kevin Corbin: Well, I guess that wraps things up for us today on "The Source". At this time I just wanna thank Keshawn Jones for being my guest today and being as candid as he possibly could be.
The scene switches to a room where Keshawn Jones can be seen sitting on a chair, smoking a lit blunt and talking on his iPhone. All of a sudden the door opens up and Vince Jones steps inside.
Keshawn: Thanks for havin' me, K-Dawg.
Kevin Corbin: Oh, and we'll try to keep the whole Santa Clause thing under wraps.
Vince stops in his tracks at the sound of that as Keshawn laughs outloud.
Keshawn: You betta. He'd be pissed as shit if he found out that story and some of the other ones I told you were out.
Kevin Corbin: Well, that wraps things up for us today. Check us out next time when we have another special guest on the show. Goodnight!
Keshawn Jones hangs up the phone and shoves it in his pocket. Vince Jones walks over and rests a hand on the chair that Keshawn is sitting in.
Vince Jones: So...
Keshawn turns around and notices that Vince has joined him.
Keshawn: What up??
Vince Jones: So, how you enjoyin' the lil bit of limelight and shit? You enjoyin' that lil taste again??
Keshawn: Yeah, man. Felt good to be noticed like that all ova again.
Vince looks down at him and nods in agreement.
Vince Jones: Glad you likin' that shine and all. So, why you on that damn internet radio show tellin' cats about the Santa Clause shit from back when we were kids??
Keshawn laughs to himself.
Keshawn: I got rollin' and it just came out, man. That's just how it goes sometimes. And why we gotta be all serious and shit right now? You know yo mans is smokin' right now. See the blunt? When its lit I don't give a fuck.
Vince just shakes his head.
Vince Jones: Well, as long as you show up at Mayhem then we on the same page.
Keshawn: So, you want me to take care of the Bethany bitch or somethin'??
Vince chuckles to himself.
Vince Jones: Nah, son! She the least of our problems, KJ. Its whateva! Nah. Reno and ya boy tryin' to get ya a lil more air time.
Keshawn: Sounds good, baby!
Keshawn and Vince pound fists.
Vince Jones: Now just think. If you sign a contract with UWA you could be on that mic again all the time, wowin' the crowds and shit just like the good old days, man!
Keshawn Jones rolls his eyes at the thought and just shakes his head.
Keshawn: Yo! Can put the business talk to a damn rest right now? I'm smokin'....
Vince Jones nods in agreement.
Vince Jones: Aight! Fair enough. We'll talk some more lay-tah.
Keshawn Jones: Good looks, man! Make me proud at Mayhem! Lay the bang, bang on that Bethany!
Vince Jones chuckles to himself.
Vince Jones: It's goin down!
Vince flashes the EDW hand sign at his brother and Keshawn flashes it right back at him as well.
Keshawn: EDW, knockin' these mahfuckas off the map!
The two of them pound fists once again as the camera slowly fades to black.
Kevin Corbin: Well, hello wrestling fans and welcome back to another addition of "The Source", the internet radio show where I try to pick the brains of some of the biggest names in wrestling past and present and get an insider's look into their dealings with the wrestling business. My name is Kevin Corbin and I am your host. Well, right now I have with me a very special guest on the line. His name is "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones, the younger brother and former tag team partner of "The Violence" Vince Jones. Are you there Keshawn??
All of a sudden Keshawn Jones' voice is heard over a speaker.
Keshawn: Yeah, yeah. I'm here, pawd-nah.
Kevin Corbin: Good, good! You've been a great guest thus far, Keshawn.
Keshawn: (laughs) Yeah. I know. Oh, and you don't have to worry about my home girl, Layla, PMSin' and shit like Jasmine did that last time you had my bruh on your show, man. So, we cool, definitely.
Kevin Corbin: (laughs) Yeah. You got that right. That whole situation was an absolute mess, man.
Keshawn: I agree, man. I was at home listenin' and shit when my bruh was on last time and I was like "Holy shit! Its...about...to go...down!" I hear Jasmine wildin' out in the background and I was like "Yoooooooooo!" But don't you worry. You dealin' with a cool cat here.
Kevin Corbin nods his head in agreement.
Kevin Corbin: So, I guess you'd say that you're the more chill one of the two of you.
Keshawn: Fo sho! I mean I love my bruh death and shit; but, once he gets fired up its ova, man! Real talk.
Kevin Corbin: Well, you know Vince Jones better than you know anybody. I mean he is your brother. You've got any stories to share?
Keshawn: Oh do I...but, naaah son.
Kevin Corbin: What do you mean by, nah son?? You're the one that says you've got stories about your brother and now you're gonna try and leave me and the rest of our audience hanging like that?? That's not cool.
Keshawn: Yeah, but I....aw fuck it! I got one for ya.
Kevin Corbin: Now that's more like it. That's what we want to hear...
Keshawn: Okay. So, I think I was about five and V was about eight or nine. Its Christmas time and we supposed to be goin' to see Santa Claus and some shit at the mall. The two of us all happy cuz we finally get to see the big man in the flesh. And you know how it is. All these kids sittin' on Santa's lap and they askin' the man for all the shit they want for Christmas. Well, V goes up there and he's all happy cuz what kid wouldn't be happy gettin' to sit on Santa's lap? Well, this was the year that those Nintendos first came out...
Kevin Corbin: Oh, you're talking about 1986, right?
Keshawn: Yeah. I think it was 1986. Anyways, my bruh is cool up until this point. He sittin' on Santa's lap with a big old Kool-Aid grin all ova his damn face. Then, shit suddenly gets real. He asks Santa if he could bring him one of those Nintendos for Christmas and Santa man has no clue what the hell he's talkin' about so he told him. He's like "I don't understand what you're sayin', kid". V gets all mad and he's like "What you mean you don't know what I'm talkin' about? I want a Nintendo for Christmas!" So, Santa's still got this confused look on his face and he starts laughin' outloud. He goes "I really don't know what this Nintendo is that you're talkin' about" That's when my bruh whips out this lil pocket knife and puts it to Santa's neck and he's like "You're Santa! You're supposed to know everything about this kinda stuff! Now you betta bring me a Nintendo or else I'm gonna find you and all your reindeer and make you all feel sorry!"
Kevin Corbin: Really?? Whoooooa!
Keshawn: Really!! This mahfucka trippin' out and threatening fuckin' Santa with a knife to his damn neck. Well, all of a sudden Santa throws my brother to the floor and just takes off! That damn fat man was bookin' it, son! Neva seen no fat man roll out that fast before! So, of course I'm all sad now and I go up to V with tears in my eyes talkin' about "Santa ran away, V! You scared him! Now we're not gonna get a Nintendo for Christmas! I hate you!" You know how little kids get. All I wanted was to see Santa Clause and V ran the damn fat man away for the night.
Kevin Corbin: (laughing) Wow!! Now that's a story! Well, while we're talking about your brother that was a pretty lethal attack you and Vince had against Silver Baron and Fraser Freeman the other week on Mayhem. What made the two of you go through with that??
Keshawn: Well, its like they say get the drop on them before they get the drop on you. I mean those cats had it comin', man. I'm not gonna hold back at all when I say that. Those cats had that shit comin' for them for a long ass time. Blood's thicka than water, man. When you fuck with my bruh. When you threaten my bruh you best believe there gonna be some repercussions and shit. That's just how it goes. That's how I operate and those fools found that out first hand. Don't fuck with a Jones! I mean you don't understand what kinda rush I got goin' out there and crackin' those skulls out there that night. Those boys got lit up...and smoked out. That's all there is to it.
Kevin Corbin: I see...well, speaking of getting lit up and smoked out. Where did you end up coming up with your catchphrase in the first place?
Keshawn: Really, man?? C'mon! Where the fuck do you think I got that from?? Gettin' sky high, son! V can tell ya this guy gets high as fuck sometimes, man. V the guy when it comes to everything else; but, Keshawn Jones be smokin' people out.
Kevin Corbin: You sparking one up now as we speak?? Just curious.
Keshawn: (laughing) Hold on. Give me a sec...Ahhhh. Now that's better, man. Yoooooooo! So I'm in BWA with V. I had just gotten started there. We all in the locka room. We chillin' and I mean we chiiiiiillin'. We must've hot boxed that whole damn locka room. We got towels at the door tryin' to keep all that shit inside of the room cuz all we thinkin' about is gettin' it in. They tryin' to talk to me about some fuckin' catchphrases and shit like I could really give a damn at the moment. I'm high and I'm thinkin' you killin' the moment for me.
Kevin Corbin: And you never wanna do that.
Keshawn: You damn right you neva wanna do that. Anyways, V weird. The fool the one guy that's like whateva most of the damn time and then you get my bruh smokin' and then he all of a sudden starts tryin' act all serious and shit. Well, I guess he as serious as some body gettin' high could actually be; but the man tryin' to talk all serious about the biz! So, he talkin' about catchphrases and I'm like "Yoooooo! I don't give a flyin' fuck about some damn catchphrases and shit right now! All I know is that this blunt gonna get lit up and smoked out! So, you can take yo damn catchphrase bullshit and shove it up yo ass right now!" He just stares back at me all blankly and I don't know what to think now. Did I fuck up? Are we gonna end up throwin' down in here? I'm hopin' that we don't because...well, I'm high! Next thing ya know this cat leans forward and he like "Its perfect!" I'm like....what? This guy tellin' me that the whole "lit up and smoked out" thing is gonna be my catchphrase from now on. I'm like "Whateva, man! I'm just tryin' to get it in right now!"
Kevin Corbin: I see. Well, I hate to cut this short; but, I we're starting to run a little short on time. So, how about you give me a prediction for Monday Mayhem really quick. Its Vince Jones versus Bethany Kenyon. Who wins??
Keshawn: C'mon, man! Who the hell do you think walks out that fight ontop? V walks out that ring with the win hands down! The man is one of the biggest, baddest, and the best the UWA has to offa. Bethany is...a fragile little Barbie girl compared to my mans! V wins that damn match on power alone! You toss in all the rest of the mix that makes V. Jones who the fuck he is in that damn ring and you lookin' at a beatdown like no otha!
Kevin Corbin: Fair enough. Oh, and before we leave. I think the people wanna know. Will we be seeing "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones in the UWA on a full-time basis??
Keshawn: Well...
Kevin Corbin: Well...
Keshawn: You'll be seein' Keshawn; but, whetha you seein' KJ all the time?? Now that shit's up in the air. I've been out the game for awhile. You don't just jump back in it. Yo body gotta be ready. You gotta get yo mind right and shit! So, stay tuned. Time will tell that shit.
Kevin Corbin: I see. Well, for the time being we can dream. Right??
Keshawn: Damn right, man.
Kevin Corbin: Well, I guess that wraps things up for us today on "The Source". At this time I just wanna thank Keshawn Jones for being my guest today and being as candid as he possibly could be.
The scene switches to a room where Keshawn Jones can be seen sitting on a chair, smoking a lit blunt and talking on his iPhone. All of a sudden the door opens up and Vince Jones steps inside.
Keshawn: Thanks for havin' me, K-Dawg.
Kevin Corbin: Oh, and we'll try to keep the whole Santa Clause thing under wraps.
Vince stops in his tracks at the sound of that as Keshawn laughs outloud.
Keshawn: You betta. He'd be pissed as shit if he found out that story and some of the other ones I told you were out.
Kevin Corbin: Well, that wraps things up for us today. Check us out next time when we have another special guest on the show. Goodnight!
Keshawn Jones hangs up the phone and shoves it in his pocket. Vince Jones walks over and rests a hand on the chair that Keshawn is sitting in.
Vince Jones: So...
Keshawn turns around and notices that Vince has joined him.
Keshawn: What up??
Vince Jones: So, how you enjoyin' the lil bit of limelight and shit? You enjoyin' that lil taste again??
Keshawn: Yeah, man. Felt good to be noticed like that all ova again.
Vince looks down at him and nods in agreement.
Vince Jones: Glad you likin' that shine and all. So, why you on that damn internet radio show tellin' cats about the Santa Clause shit from back when we were kids??
Keshawn laughs to himself.
Keshawn: I got rollin' and it just came out, man. That's just how it goes sometimes. And why we gotta be all serious and shit right now? You know yo mans is smokin' right now. See the blunt? When its lit I don't give a fuck.
Vince just shakes his head.
Vince Jones: Well, as long as you show up at Mayhem then we on the same page.
Keshawn: So, you want me to take care of the Bethany bitch or somethin'??
Vince chuckles to himself.
Vince Jones: Nah, son! She the least of our problems, KJ. Its whateva! Nah. Reno and ya boy tryin' to get ya a lil more air time.
Keshawn: Sounds good, baby!
Keshawn and Vince pound fists.
Vince Jones: Now just think. If you sign a contract with UWA you could be on that mic again all the time, wowin' the crowds and shit just like the good old days, man!
Keshawn Jones rolls his eyes at the thought and just shakes his head.
Keshawn: Yo! Can put the business talk to a damn rest right now? I'm smokin'....
Vince Jones nods in agreement.
Vince Jones: Aight! Fair enough. We'll talk some more lay-tah.
Keshawn Jones: Good looks, man! Make me proud at Mayhem! Lay the bang, bang on that Bethany!
Vince Jones chuckles to himself.
Vince Jones: It's goin down!
Vince flashes the EDW hand sign at his brother and Keshawn flashes it right back at him as well.
Keshawn: EDW, knockin' these mahfuckas off the map!
The two of them pound fists once again as the camera slowly fades to black.