Post by vincejones on Apr 16, 2014 1:46:47 GMT -6
April 7th, 2014
The camera fades into the backstage area of Monday Mayhem where a sweat soaked Vince Jones is coming off of his latest victory against Jameson "Brick" Houck. He is accompanied by the lovely Jasmine who is absolutely thrilled with his win and is soon greeted by Reno Banks "The Agent of the Stars" who has a rather large grin plastered across his face at the moment. Reno slides up beside Vince Jones and gives him a hearty pat on the back.
Reno Banks: Well, nice victory, Vinnie Jones! Nice way to pull off the win!
Vince Jones glances at him with an extremely smug look and chuckles to himself as the roar of the crowd can be heard in the background while the next match-up of Monday Mayhem is set to begin.
Vince Jones: You of all people should know how we do by now, Reno. Kickin' ass is business and the business is good. Right, Jasmine? We settin' this UWA scene on fi-yah right about now!
Jasmine leans over, gives Vince a huge hug, and a quick peck on the cheek.
Jasmine: You've got that right, baby. And I was there for you the whole way.
Vince puts a loving arm around Jasmine and nods in approval of her statement.
Reno Banks: Well, you took care of business out there fairly well. The Vince Jones stock in UWA is quickly rising, baby. The needle is pointing upwards. That's for sure. Now the next thing we need to be thinking about is Spring Slaughter which I hear is just a few short weeks away.
Vince shoots Jasmine a quick smirk as he gazes dead on into her eyes.
Vince Jones: Jasmine, we worried about Spring Slaughta right now??
Jasmine shoots Vince a bright smile in return as she gazes back at her man.
Jasmine: No way, V!
Vince Jones: Exactly...
Vince whirls his head around like its on a swivel and re-focuses his attention on Reno.
Vince Jones: You heard V's girl ,Reno. We in the hear and now right now. We livin' it up in the moment. Spring Slaughta? That shit's ova the horizon right now. We'll handle it when it comes.
Jasmine and Vince start strolling away without Reno; but, Reno immediately rushes ahead of them and steps into their path. He throws up his hands motioning for them to stop.
Reno Banks: Hold on a sec. Don't you wanna hear the word that's been going around??
Vince Jones: Not really! That shit can wait!
Reno Banks: Look, the word is out that you very well could have a singles match lined up against the likes of UWA newcomer, Skylar. Now I've got plans! I've got big ideas! I've got...
A Voice: Big bruh!!! What it do? What it do, son??
Vince, Jasmine, and Reno all turn in the direction of the voice and the camera spots a slightly younger guy who slightly resembles Vince Jones a little ways away down the hall. He is decked out in a pair of black, baggy jeans, and a red Mark Ecko hoodie. Standing next to him is a rather attractive, light-skinned Hispanic woman with long, flowing hair wearing a pair of blue jeans which almost appear to have been painted on her figure and a light pink top. Vince Jones nudges Jasmine aside and immediately makes a bee line towards the guy and his girl.
Vince Jones: Keshawn!!! V almost thought yo bitch ass wouldn't make it out here to the show!!
Vince and Keshawn Jones both greet one another with the EDW gang hand sign and begin dapping one another up in delight. Vince embraces Keshawn with a big hug.
Vince Jones: (smiling) This mahfucka...
Vince then turns towards the Hispanic woman accompanying Keshawn and gives her warm hug. She returns the affection with a small peck on Vince's cheek. Vince takes a step back and looks the woman up and down with a smile on his face.
Vince Jones: And Lela Rachon, its been a helluva a long time, baby girl.
Lela Rachon: Likewise, V. Good to see you, babe.
Jasmine steps forward and Lela and Jasmine quickly embrace and kiss each other on the cheeks. Keshawn throws an arm around Lela with a smug grin on his face.
Keshawn Jones: Man, when you hit me and Lela up about the plane tickets and the seats at your show we weren't about to miss it for the world, baby! Its been a long ass time since we seen you in the ring tearin' it up!
Vince Jones nods in agreement.
Vince Jones: Damn straight, bruh! So, you gotta chance to see yo olda bruh kickin' ass and takin' names out there tonight. When we gonna see you steppin' back in the game makin' waves and shit, son??
Keshawn chuckles to himself and just shakes his head.
Keshawn Jones: I don't know, man. "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones could neva go as hard as you out there, man. You know that. I'll leave the slangin' and the bangin' (points at Vince) to the experts.
Vince gives Keshawn a hearty slap on the back.
Vince Jones: C'mon, man! You know you got a little bit of that pimp juice left in the tank! You know the EDW could ride again like we used to do back in BWA. Keshawn, we were two time tag team champs out there.
Lela Rachon leans in closer to Keshawn and gives him a warm embrace and a kiss on the cheek. She turns back towards Vince and smiles.
Lela Rachon: I'm sure he'd love to do all that again, but at this stage of the game the only bangin' he's doin' is...
She turns towards Keshawn and winks.
Keshawn Jones: (chuckling) Hey! You heard my home girl. I'm not gonna say that there's no chance that it'll ever happen again; but, for now I think I'm good with the way things are. I'm pretty set in my life right now.
Vince Jones: Just sayin'...
Reno Banks saunters over and eyes Lela Rachon and Keshawn Jones in confusion.
Reno Banks: I don't think we've ever had the pleasure of meeting. The name's...
Keshawn Jones: Reno Banks "The Agent of the Stars". Oh, I know. I've heard the stories. They call me "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones. I'm V's younga brotha. You can see who got all the looks in the family, man. And this is my girl, (points at Lela) Lela Rachon. She and I been up and down the road togetha foreva. Through thick and thin...
Lela Rachon: Til death do us...oops, (she covers her mouth and giggles) not quite yet.
Keshawn looks at her and shakes his head.
Keshawn Jones: Quit playin', girl. We'll get to that when we get there....
Reno quickly turns his attention back to Vince.
Reno Banks: So, about those ideas I had for you, Vince. I figure tonight's a better time than any to...
Keshawn steps forward and nudges Reno to the side.
Keshawn Jones: Plans?? C'mon, man! I haven't seen this fool in I don't know how long and you wanna waste this man's time talkin' 'bout yo big plans for him. Shiiiiit! Lela and I didn't fly all the way out here from NYC to say hi and bye. We 'bout to tear it up and have a sleepless ass night out here in fuckin' Seattle, man!
Reno tries to step around Keshawn and steps forward towards Vince.
Reno Banks: Vinnie, I don't know about all of this. We should really talk...
Vince shoves Reno to the side and grins.
Vince Jones: Save all that business shit for anotha time, Reno. The man's gotta point. You know how long its been since V, Keshawn, Jasmine, and Lela been out on the town? Too damn long to rememba. Spring Slaughta is a ways away. Jonesy, just laid that bitch made, "Brick", out in the middle of the damn ring like he said he would and now its time to celebrate!
Reno Banks: (sighs) Fair enough. If that's what you wanna do then go right on ahead. I guess I shouldn't be a thorn in your side right now. You were victorious tonight. I guess we can discuss the business side of things at a later time.
Vince Jones: You damn right, Reno!
Reno Banks: Well, whatever you do don't do anything stupid out there tonight. And please keep the drinking to a minimum. I know how you tend to get when you get tanked. I don't wanna have to clean up any messes.
Vince Jones: It is what it is, Reno!
Reno Banks stares back at Vince with an intense look of seriousness.
Reno Banks: Every time you say that something crazy goes down, Vince. Not tonight! I'm serious! I don't want any bad news!
Vince Jones: (laughs to himself) You got V's word! Nothing's goin' down tonight, Reno! Just gonna be two grown ass men goin' out and havin' a good time and shit! That's all.
Jasmine looks at Reno with a reassuring glance.
Jasmine: Vince is good hands. What could go wrong when you've got two responsible ladies Jasmine and I around to keep the "boys" in check.
Keshawn: Yeah. They'll keep...whoooa, Jasmine. This a man right here!
Lela Rachon: Reno, the boys...er men will be in good hands tonight. You don't have to worry about a thing.
Reno just stares back at Vince, Lela, Keshawn, and Jasmine a little disturbed by the possibilities but he tries to let it go.
Reno Banks: Okay...if you all say so.
Keshawn Jones: So we outta here, VJ??
Vince Jones: Damn straight we outta this joint!!
The camera slowly fades to black as Jasmine, Keshawn, Lela, and Vince scurry off in excitement for a fun-filled night out on the town.
AN HOUR OR SO LATER..
The camera fades back in and we see a limo pull up along the curve of 111 Yesler Way, Seattle Washington, the locale of none other than the well-renowned Trinity nightclub. At this time there is an assorted crowd of clubbers patiently waiting in line to get inside. The crowd slowly begin to take notice of the limo that is now sitting alongside the curve and gaze at it curious as to who may emerge from it. The chauffeur steps out of the limo and makes his way to the passenger door and opens it. A stunning Lela Rachon steps out followed by a just stunning Jasmine Shelley. Lela and Jasmine look each other up and down in approval.
Lela Rachon: Looking good, girl.
Jasmine: Right back at ya, Lela!
They take a quick glance at all the women in line waiting to get into the club and laugh out loud at the scene.
Lela Rachon: These girl got nothin' on us tonight.
Jasmine: That's right! Fine as wine like always!
Lela Rachon: Ain't that the truth, girl!
Lela and Jasmine high five one another. Suddenly Vince Jones can be heard from inside the limo yelling out at the the both of them.
Vince Jones: You two can be fine as wine all you two want! Now how 'bout you two move the fuck out the way so these NYC bad boys can get out this damn limo and shit! Damn!
Jasmine rolls her eyes and puts her hands on her hips.
Jasmine: Sometimes I swear you got the better bargain of the two, Lela! This one right here (points to the open limo door) can be a fuckin' handful sometimes.
Lela reaches out and rests a hand on Jasmine's shoulder in amusement.
Lela Rachon: Don't worry, Jasmine. His brother, Keshawn, has his moments too. Its all good.
Vince Jones: (from inside the limo) Will you two move out the damn way?? You two can catch up lata! Shit!! V and Keshawn here tryin' to catch the sights! Now move it!
Jasmine and Lela step aside and Vince Jones and his younger brother, Keshawn, emerge from the limo. Vince is decked out in an all-blue khaki suit while is his brother, Keshawn is wearing all white. The two of them take a moment to take in the excitement filled late night scene and smile.
Keshawn: Now this what I'm talkin' 'bout, V! Look around ya!
Keshawn turns around in a circular fashion taking in all the sights.
Keshawn: Wait'll Seattle get a load of me!
Vince Jones shakes his head and just points at Keshawn in amusement.
Vince Jones: Thiiiiis guy!
Keshawn: Hey, man! You know how I roll! 'Bout to hit the ground runnin', son! Gonna light it up hard!
Lela Rachon: Aiight, boys! Let's not get too carried away. I mean you're in the presence of royalty right now.
Lela and Jasmine stand side by side letting their men take in the sight of absolute beauty that's standing before them.
Vince Jones: (raises an eyebrow) Royalty...yeah. Whateva. Let's get inside...
Lela Rachon gives Vince the hand and the four of them make their way to the front of the line of the club. Where they are stopped by a large bouncer who nearly rivals Vince and Keshawn in size. The bouncer presently guards the front entrance with a rather stern look on his face.
Bouncer: Back of the line!
Vince Jones chuckles as the four of them stop in their tracks.
Vince Jones: Yeah. That's a funny joke...
Bouncer: Whoa! I don't know where you get the idea that I'm joking. Do I look like I'm joking? Now how about you head on to the back of the line?
Vince Jones: Really???
Bouncer: Yes, really! Now move along.
The bouncer points to the back of the line and Vince starts to become a bit furious by the bouncer's tone.
Keshawn: (to Vince) He must not know who you and the rest of us are.
Vince Jones: You damn right this fool don't know who we are!
Bouncer: I can hear you, man! And I don't care who you think you are! Now run along! I don't have time for all of this!
Vince steps up in the bouncer's face, raises the dark shades on his face, and looks him dead on in the eyes.
Vince Jones: We VIP, mahfucka! You best belieeeeve that! V guessin' you must be the fuckin' new guy on the crew or somethin' here! Now how about you step aside, son!
The bouncer shoves Vince back which quickly gets under the skin of Keshawn who tries to keep himself from flaring up in rage in retaliation.
Keshawn: We gonna let that one slide, man!
Bouncer: Look, I don't know who you trying to fool! You know how many people come up to me on a nightly basis claiming to be VIP so they can cut the line? I'm not buyin' it! So, why don't you just walk or you're not getting in at all!
All of a sudden a man in a stylish, grey suit steps outside and taps the bouncer on the shoulder.
Man in Suit: Roger, ease up a bit. Remember when I told you that I had some friends coming by?
Bouncer: (in confusion) Friends?? These guys, Jimmy? How the hell you get caught up with this bunch??
Jimmy: (in an irritated tone) Yeah. These guys. Vince Jones, his brother Keshawn, and their lady friends. Now at this time I would like to advise you to be just a little more hospitable to my guests here or I'm gonna have to cut you lose for the night. Understood?
Bouncer: I'm sorry, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Good!
The bouncer steps aside.
Bouncer: (to Vince) Sorry, just doing my job people.
Vince Jones: It happens. Just don't let that shit happen again. or its yo ass, son! Aiight??
The bouncer glares at Vince but remains composed as Vince, Keshawn, Lela, and Jasmine make their way inside the club following closely behind Jimmy.
Jimmy: Nice of you to stop by my spot, V. Its been a long time, man. Too long if you ask me.
Vince Jones: You know how it is. V's lil bruh, Keshawn paid him a visit and we figga'd we'd set this damn town on fire and shit tonight, man.
Jimmy: Well, you came to the right spot.
The five of them make their way down a small hallway and stop at a small set of stairs. Jimmy turns and faces Lela and Keshawn. He extends his hand towards Keshawn.
Jimmy: The name's Jimmy by the way. And yours?
Keshawn shakes his hand.
Keshawn: Keshawn Jones and (points at Lela) this my girl, Lela.
Jimmy extends his hand towards her and she graciously accepts with a smile.
Jimmy: My pleasure, Lela.
Lela: Feeling's mutual.
Keshawn: How you and V meet up anyways?
Jimmy and Vince turn towards one another and back towards Keshawn.
Jimmy: I had a brief run in the biz. I mean I didn't go as far as Vince of course, but I made a little run at it.
Vince Jones: You meet people here and there. You know that, KJ. Jonesy had to knock this fool around a bit though when we first met and shit; but, we started to see eye-to-eye. It is what it is.
Jimmy: (chuckles to himself) Yeah. V can definitely be a handful to deal with sometimes but I managed to gain his respect and we've been cool ever since. Anyways, enough about the past you all are here to check out my play land. Well, here it is.
The five of them ascend the small set of stairs and Jimmy opens, and holds the door for his guests. Vince, Jasmine, Lela, and Keshawn step through the doors and marvel at the rambunctious club scene that greets their eyes. Jasmine turns back towards Jimmy with a huge smile on her face.
Jasmine: Nice spot ya got here, Jimmy.
Jimmy shrugs his shoulders.
Jimmy: I mean its still growing; but, I think its gained a bit of a following around here. Hope you all enjoy. I wish I could join you all; but, I gotta "work" unfortunately.
Lela Rachon: That's fine. I'm sure we can manage to keep ourselves occupied.
Jimmy parts ways as Vince, Jasmine, Keshawn, and Lela make their way through the crowd. The scene around them is filled with wild, provocative dancing getting their groove on to some of the Top 40 jams and remixes. Vince and Keshawn look at Lela and Jasmine.
Keshawn: Well, you girls go ahead and have some fun. Live it up. (points to himself) Me and V (points to Vince) here gonna do some prowlin' and shit.
Jasmine: Prowlin'??
Keshawn: Yeah...some window shoppin'.
Jasmine: Well, as long as its just window shopping. That's fine, guys. Just stay out of trouble.
Lela Rachon: And say no to hoes!
Keshawn: (cups his ear) Huh?? Couldn't hear ya, babe!!
Lela steps forward with a stern look on her face.
Lela Rachon: You damn well heard me, KJ! No fuckin' hoes!
Vince steps in between Keshawn and Lela and seperates them.
Vince Jones: You two sound like some fuckin' moms and shit! Damn!
Jasmine squares up to Vince and folds her arms across her chest.
Jasmine: She gotta point, V. Have fun; but, you two betta keep your fuckin' dicks (points at Vince and Keshawn's midsections) in your pants! Understood??
Keshawn puts on a sly grin as he slides between Jasmine and Lela and rests an arm around both of their shoulders in an attempt to calm the two of them down a bit.
Keshawn: Now hold on a sec, girls. You ain't got shit to worry about tonight. Right V??
Vince Jones: (nodding) Not a damn thing to worry about.
Keshawn: V and I gone be like saints and shit, ladies. You lookin' at Saint VJ and Saint KJ here. We gonna keep it cool. Its all good!
Jasmine and Lela both roll their eyes in unison in response to Keshawn.
Lela Rachon: You gonna burn in hell callin' yourself a damn saint, KJ!
Jasmine: Just stay out of trouble, guys!
Vince slides over and turns them away.
Vince Jones: Yo, yo, yooooo! Run wild, run free, and be merry and shit! That's why the fuck we here!
Lela Rachon: Whateva...
Lela Rachon and Jasmine finally start to make their way onward. The two of them suddenly turn back towards Vince and Keshawn motioning that they have their eyes on them. Vince and Keshawn wave back at them and smile. Upon Jasmine and Lela vanishing through the crowd Vince and Keshawn make their way across the floor to the packed bar. A bartender is currently attending to a patron who is trying to yell out his order to her. Vince and Keshawn shove the poor guy to the side.
Bar patron: Hey!
Vince and Keshawn whirl around and simultaneously raises their fists in a threatening manner and the guy decides to back away for the sake of his health. The two of them turn back towards the bartender who appears a bit taken back by the rough handling of her would be customer.
Bartender: You don't think that was just a little bit rude.
Vince Jones: Look, we tryin' to get our drink on and shit, baby doll! So, V guessin' that means you droppin' us a pair of Corona Extras, pronto!! We got ya covered, babe!
The bartender throws her hands up.
Bartender: Okay, okay! I got it covered, guys!
She reaches down behind the bar, whips out two bottles of Corona Extra, pops their tops and sets them down in front of Vince and Keshawn.
Bartender: Startin' a tab, fellas??
Vince Jones: Put this shit unda, Vince Jones, the guy who'd turn you out in a heartbeat if you weren't workin' right now, shawty!
Bartender: Uh....no! Now can I get a card??
Vince learns forward and laughs to himself.
Vince Jones: You know what you want, girl!
Bartender: (agitated) I know I want a credit card from you to start up this tab!
Vince whips out his credit card and hands it over to the bartender and shoots her a quick "kissy face" and nods. The bartender just shakes her head and rushes off as Vince and Keshawn both grab their bottles and take them to the head.
Vince Jones: We gonna try and keep it light, KJ.
Keshawn slams his empty bottle on the bar top as he finishes and turns towards Vince laughing.
Keshawn Jones: Shiiiiiit, son! You fuckin' playin'! If we doin' this shit we gonna do this right, son!
The camera slowly fades out.
AN HOUR LATER...
The camera fades back in and Vince and Keshawn can both be seen in their same spots at the bar appearing rather inebriated. Vince turns towards Keshawn and begins laughing outloud in a gleeful tone as he slams down yet another Corona.
Vince Jones: Yoooo, yoooooooooooooooo!
Keshawn slumps back against the bar and just shakes his head.
Keshawn: Thought you said yo goin' light, maaaaaan.
Vince slaps Keshawn on the back.
Vince Jones: That was before you started talkin' all that fuckin' shit 'bout how you gone outdrank a bruh and all, you crazy ass maaaaaaaaaahfucka!
Keshawn: Well, you fuckin' krunk and shit?? Cuz this dun dunny feelin' right!
Vince Jones: How many dem Coronas we drank anyways??
Keshawn starts counting on his fingers and then suddenly just gives up.
Keshawn: I don't give a fuuuuuuck! We gettin' it in! That's aaaaalll that mattas right now!
The camera switches to a table across the club where Jasmine and Lela are seated and and enjoying their respective Sex on a Beach coctails. At this Jasmine appears a bit worried and apprehensive.
Lela Rachon: Jasmine, ease up, girl!
Jasmine: I don't know! I swear those two prolly talkin' up some dumb ass bitches as we speak! I wouldn't even put it past, V! I'm going to go find him!
Jasmine attempts to rise to her feet, but Lela quickly stops her in her tracks.
Lela Rachon: We're here to have fun! Let's have some fun, Jasmine! Its been a long time since you and I have had the chance to hang out and catch up on old times.
Jasmine: If you say so...
The camera switches back to the bar where Vince and Keshawn are both slumped over laughing about absolutely nothing. All of a sudden a blonde and a brunette come strolling by their way.The brunette immediately stops in her tracks and comes rushing over to Vince Jones dragging her friend along with her.
The Brunette: O-M-G!!! You're, you're...
Vince looks at the girl and smirks.
Vince Jones: The name's ...uhh Steve...
The Brunette: (laughing out loud) You're funny! Don't lie to me! I know who you are!!! Oh my gosh!!! You're Vince Jones!!! You do not understand how big of a wrestling fan I am!!!
Keshawn Jones slides over in front of Vince and extends a hand.
Keshawn Jones: That's nice and shit; but, I think the guy you really came to see is...(points to himself) this guy.
The brunette turns towards Keshawn and looks at him in confusion.
The Brunette: Uhh...no! Like who the hell are you anyways??
Keshawn Jones: (in shock) Who am I? Who am I??
Keshawn looks at Vince and laughs.
Keshawn: (to the brunette) What you mean who am I, baby?? I'm the man that'll turn you inside out if you give me the chance, "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones! I'm the guy that's been sent her to give you what you been missin' out on all this time.
Vince appears a bit amused by the exchange as the brunette pushes past Keshawn and gets as close as possible to Vince nearly breathing in every breath he exhales in exhilaration. Keshawn snarls at his obvious misfortune and folds his arms across his chest.
Keshawn Jones: Yo that ain't even right, girl! What's up with that? A man like me tryin' to show you what's good and shit and you gonna act like that??
The brunettte immediately grabs the arm of her friends and tries to drag her over in the direction of Keshawn.
The Brunette: Uh...I'm sure but I bet my friend would love to talk to you. (to the blonde) Right??
The blonde resists. The brunette immediately leans over and motions for her to go talk to Keshawn Jones. The blonde rolls her eyes and whispers in her friend's ear.
The Blonde:(whispering) But, I don't want to...
The Brunette: (whispering) Just do it for me, Cyndi! I've like always wanted to meet, Vince!!!
Cyndi: (whispering) But why do I always have to get the other guy, Tina??
Tina: (whispering) Because you're my friend...
Cyndi: (whispering) Alright, but next time you're backing me up, Tina!!!
Tina smiles brightly at her friend, Cyndi, and gives her a quick hug.
Tina: (whispering) Love ya!!
Tina immediately slides back beside Vince to his immediate dismay as Cyndi slides over towards Keshawn who just watches Vince, jealous of the attention he's getting from his "target".
Cyndi: (to Keshawn) So....what was your name again?
Keshawn slowly whirls around and his spirits are renewed at the idea of a possible new conquest in the blonde who appears to suddenly be showing interest in him after his pitfall with her friend.
Keshawn: "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones...
Cyndi: Uhh...nice to meet you.
The camera turns its attention to Vince and Tina as the brunette goes off on an immediate tangent as a result of her excitement.
Tina: So where do I begin? Where do I begin?? (looks upwards in heavy thought) Ummm...
Vince rolls his eyes at the present buzzkill in the form of the overly anxious, Tina.
Vince Jones: Who the fuck knows??
Tina claps her hands together in excitement.
Tina: I know! I know!! I'm like the biggest wrestling fan ever! Oh my god!!! Do you know how long I've been watching you wrestle?? I mean its been like forever!!!
Vince Jones: (rolling his eyes) Yeah...whateva! Nice ta hear...
Tina: You don't even understand! I mean I've seen Aerynn Donnelly, Skylar, Jeszika Gautier, and more and I really think I could make it!
Vince Jones: (under his breath) Fuck them bitches! Matta fact fuck this one too! Bitch won't shut the hell up!
Tina notices Vince drifting a bit and she immediately grabs him emphatically trying to regain his attention.
Tina: Oh, you're not listening to me! Like this is soooo important! I mean I go to the gym and try to work out as much as possible! I mean I think I could really do some things out there in the ring if anyone would give me the chance...
Vince just shakes his head and motions for the bartender to bring him another Corona as he tries to endure.
Bartender: You ready for another, Vince?
Vince Jones: Gonna need it! You might be swingin' a few more of 'em by V's way here soon!
Tina: (delighted) You getting beer?? Oh, I love Bud Light!! I mean I drink it all the time!
Vince Jones: (shakes his head no) Not on V's tab you not!
Tina: (laughing) Oh you're so funny! I totally love you!
She leans over and gives Vince a huge hug and a kiss on the cheek. Vince shoves her back.
Vince Jones: Whooooa! Slow yo roll, girl! You gettin' way too fuckin' comfortable here!
The bartender places another Corona besides Vince and he immediately snatches up and takes a huge gulp. Tina totally dismisses Vince's obvious actions of disapproval in her as she leans forward and flexes a taut bicep in front of Vince's face.
Tina: C'mon! Feel that, Vince!
Vince Jones: What the fuck for??
Tina: Just feel it, baby!
She points to her bicep and smiles.
Tina: That right there is the product of lots of hard work. I think I could really take care of some business in that UWA you're in if I was given a chance.
The camera pans and catches sight of Keshawn who in mid-conversation with Tina's friend, Cyndi, finally notices the frustrated look plastered across his older brother's face.
Keshawn: (to Cyndi) Excuse me for one sec, girl..
Cyndi appears a bit relieved by the thought of the momentary break from the overly anxious Keshawn. Immediately Keshawn whirls around and leans in close to have a pep talk with Vince. Vince immediately shoves the girl away from but she continues insisting that Vince feels her bicep.
Tina: C'mon! Just feel it one time!
Vince Jones: (to Tina) Back the fuck up for a damn sec! Shit!! You killin' V's buzz here!
The camera switches to the crowded dance floor where Jasmine and Lela are seen dancing the night away and trying to have fun. All of a sudden Jasmine spins around and comes to a complete halt as she spots Vince and Keshawn at the bar chatting up Cyndi and Tina. Lela continues jamming on out; but, Jasmine grabs her by the arm.
Lela Rachon: Not now, Jasmine! I'm in the zone! You killin' me right now!!
Jasmine: Look, Lela!
She points Lela in the direction of Vince and Keshawn who are chilling with Cyndi and Tina at the bar. Jasmine and Lela both fold their arms across their chests in unison and cock their heads to the side in total disapproval of their men and their promiscuity.
Jasmine: You can never leave them two dummies alone, Lela!! Just look at them! They're already trying to get some play on the side! I definitely wouldn't put it past V for one damn minute!
Lela Rachon: (nodding) Oh is that so?? Well, two can play that game!
Jasmine: What you mean??
Lela shoots Jasmine mischievous smile and winks.
Lela Rachon: Oh, you know what I mean, Jasmine. The boys wanna have fun?? Well, we'll let 'em! But these two girls can get down too! You know how we do!
Jasmine smiles as she catches where Lela is going with her statement. Two guys come strolling up and stop nearby eyeing Jasmine and Lela from head-to-toe as Jasmine and Lela high five each other and start laughing in a rather devious fashion. The two of them are about to wander off but they are immediately stopped by the two guys.
Guy #1: Whooa, whoooa, whoooooooa!!! Hold up! You don't need to be in such a hurry!
Guy #2: Yeah! Where you two ladies headin' off to so quickly? My boy and I ain't finished takin' all that beauty in. We in total shock right now.
Guy #1: Totally at a loss of words, ladies!
Jasmine and Lela smirk at the corniness, wink at one another, and decide to be cordial regardless.
Jasmine: So, you guys are saying that you like what you see, huh?
Guy #1: Damn straight, girl! I mean you...somebody up in here needs to start calling God cuz he definitely missin' one of his angels tonight!
Jasmine tries to her best to hold herself back from laughing at his pick up line. In the meantime the other guy strolls up to Lela and begins eyeing her with a hungry look in his eyes and on his face.
Guy #2: Damn, baby! You with all those curves and me without brakes; but, I'm still willin' to take it fast or slow! Just say the word!
Lela Rachon: (laughing out loud) Okay! Just stop it already! You two are killin' the moment here! Let's just dance!
Jasmine and Lela both grab a hold of either guy and try their best to keep from insulting the two poor guys and their awful pick up attempts. The camera switches back to the bar where Vince and Keshawn are having a a heated discussion amongst one another as Cyndi and Tina just tag along on either side.
Keshawn: Ahhh V, c'mon man!!
Vince Jones: (shaking his head no) Nah that fuckin' bitch won't shut the hell up! She some fuckin' psycho, groupie wrestlin' chick or somethin', man!
Keshawn: They the best kinds, V! You don't even have to do a damn thing here! She so into you right now ain't even funny, man!
Vince Jones: But the bitch won't stop talkin' about wrestlin'!! V don't wanna hear about you tryin' to get in the biz! There too many of them trick ass Barbie doll lookin' mahfuckas runnin' around thinkin' they can hang with the big boys as it is! We don't need anotha one of 'em around! Especially not that one!
Keshawn: Well, we send Jasmine and Lela on they way somewhere while you (points at Vince) and me go rat-a-tat-tat on they asses, son!! That's how those Jones brothas get down! You know that!
Vince Jones: V done here! Didn't you hear a fuckin' word just now! It ain't happenin'! If this guy gotta hear anotha word out her mouth you betta be ready to pop a bullet in V here! This fuckin' shit's gettin' ridiculous!
Keshawn: Just talk to her, man! Damn!!
Vince Jones: That's all the bitch been doin' is talkin'! She won't roll the fuck on!
Keshawn: Look, ya boy didn't come all the way out here to fuckin' Seattle to go home without samplin' some of what this fuckin' city gots to offa, man! If she wanna wrestle, then wrestle! I mean I'm tryna get this damn blondie in bed, V!! I think she ripe! Just look at her...
The two of them turn in the direction of Cyndi as she yawn, looks down at her watch, and then turns back towards Keshawn and fakes a smile. Keshawn immediately waves back and smiles.
Keshawn: I see ya, baby! Go on and shake that lil ass fo papa while he hollas at this guy real quick! Okay?
Keshawn gives her a kissy face and turns back towards Vince. Cyndi tosses her head to the side and rolls her eyes at Keshawn's advances.
Vince Jones: Ripe, huh?? She lookin' sour right about now, KJ!
Vince slaps Keshawn in the back of the head and Keshawn immediately winces.
Keshawn: What the hell was that for, huh??
Vince Jones: Open up your damn eyes! She ain't feelin' ya!
Keshawn: Don't hate! You and I both know she wants to hop on and ride the magic stick!
Vince Jones: (laughing to himself) If that's what you wanna think...
Keshawn grabs Vince and turns him back in the direction of the overly zealous, Tina.
Keshawn: Just take care of business! Do it for me! We family, V! We were a damn tag team! Rememba??
Vince catches sight of Tina and snarls out of disgust with her whole being as she nearly jumps in his lap.
Tina: So, you and your friend or brother finished talking?? Cuz I really, really, really love talking to you! I just totally feel like we've got this connection here! We might be soulmates! I mean I hope that you can like get me hooked up with someone in the UWA because I would really love to wrestle! I practice in my room! I practice all my moves every chance I get! I mean I think I'm pretty good! I've got skills! I like totally feel like I could be like the next big thing and really take the UWA by storm in the ring and all! I mean Skylar, Aerynn and all are pretty good but I really....
Vince totally tunes her out as he turns back towards Keshawn and glares at him in rage.
Vince Jones: Yo, you betta get that, smack it, stab it, and bang the fuck out that shit good, KJ! Cuz this is fuckin' torture, bruh!!
Keshawn shoots Vince a wide grin.
Keshawn: We gone get it in tonight, V!!! Its a done deal!
Keshawn extends a fist towards Vince in an attempt to dap him up. Vince glares at him and finally obliges. Keshawn immediately turns back towards Cyndi and tries to reclaim her attention as Vince turns back towards Tina totally infuriated.
Tina: ....and I really need advice on what I should eat. I mean what's your workout routine?? I mean do you like know what the other women eat and all? What's the workout schedule? I mean I really think I could cut it! Believe me, I've totally got my sights set on this! My goal is to totally be like the world champion one day in UWA if you can get me hooked up with a spot. I will try so hard and I will...
Vince continues nodding his head and tries to remain as composed as possible while he continues listening to the constant babbling. All of a sudden his displeasure magnifies as he turns and catches sight of Jasmine backing it up on some random guy on the dance floor. The guy leans in and trying his absolute best to make a move. Vince immediately shoves Tina out of the way and he hops to his feet readying himself for a war. Keshawn turns and catches sight of his brother pounding his fists together and cracking his knuckles.
Keshawn: Not now!!! Shit!
Tina rises to her feet and tries to cling to Vince and win over his attention, but Vince shoves her to the side once again.
Vince Jones: Will you roll the fuck on???
Tina: Fine!! C'mon, Cyndi!!
Cyndi smiles at the sound of her friend's rescue.
Cyndi: Thought you'd never ask!
The two women scurry away leaving Keshawn and Vince to their selves at the bar.
Keshawn: Damnit, V! I was 'bout to close the damn deal! What's up, man? You ruined everything just now!
Vince points towards Lela and Jasmine who are on the dance floor having the a great time dancing the night away with the two random clubbers they met earlier on. Keshawn catches sight of the guy groping his girlfriend, Lela, and pounds the bar in rage.
Keshawn: Ah fuck that shit!!!
Vince Jones: You right about that, son!
The two of them push and shove their way across the club and make their way over to the guys, Lela, and Jasmine ready to take on the world. The camera quickly switches to the streets outside of the club as the two guys who now appear to be a bit roughed up get tossed through the doorway to the outside by Vince and Keshawn. The two brothers come storming outside the club as Lela and Jasmine try their best to calm them down. Keshawn and Vince shove their girlfriends away as the two clubbers jump to their feet ready to fight back. A crowd of club goers all come running outside in hopes for a brawl.
Guy #1: You two big, huh? Well, let's do this shit!!! Let's do this!
Vince spreads his arms out daring the two guys to come at him.
Vince Jones: Well, if you 'bout it then come get some, son!! All that talkin' don't mean shit!!
Guy #2: Where you at then, huh??
Vince Jones: (pounding his chest) Right here! Come on ova and get you a piece!
Keshawn shoves Vince to the side and steps forward.
Keshawn Jones: Nah! Enough of this shit! Somebody gettin' they ass beat tonight!! That's all I know!! You all were fuckin' with the wrong man's girl tonight!
Keshawn goes charging forward and takes a wild swing at the one guy and misses. He is immediately met with a spear as the two of them begin rolling around on the ground in a frenzy. The other guy charges at Vince; but is caught with a boot to the midsection followed by a quick elbow smash to the back of the head. All of a sudden a group of bouncers come pouring out of the club and try their very best to restore order. Jasmine and Lela get to their feet and start screaming at the top of their lungs for their men to call off the fighting but it is all to no avail. Keshawn, Vince, and the two clubbers start fighting with the bouncers in hopes of getting back at each other to continue.
Guy #2: Fuck both you bitch asses!!!
Vince Jones: Nah fuck you, son!!
The bouncers finally manage to get a hold of the four combatants as the police sirens are heard blaring throughout the air. All of a sudden a frenzy of Seattle's finest come roaring up in their squad cars and they start pouring out of their vehicles.
Officer #1: FREEZE!!!
Keshawn: Nah! Fuck all you mahfuckas!!!
Keshawn spits at one of the cops while struggling, and trying his very best to break free.
Officer #2: All you guys are about to go for a little ride downtown!
The camera slowly fades to black as the four combatants to continue to try their very best to break free and get at one another to continue their melee. The camera slowly fades to black as the policemen slowly manage to restore order to the scene.
The camera fades into the backstage area of Monday Mayhem where a sweat soaked Vince Jones is coming off of his latest victory against Jameson "Brick" Houck. He is accompanied by the lovely Jasmine who is absolutely thrilled with his win and is soon greeted by Reno Banks "The Agent of the Stars" who has a rather large grin plastered across his face at the moment. Reno slides up beside Vince Jones and gives him a hearty pat on the back.
Reno Banks: Well, nice victory, Vinnie Jones! Nice way to pull off the win!
Vince Jones glances at him with an extremely smug look and chuckles to himself as the roar of the crowd can be heard in the background while the next match-up of Monday Mayhem is set to begin.
Vince Jones: You of all people should know how we do by now, Reno. Kickin' ass is business and the business is good. Right, Jasmine? We settin' this UWA scene on fi-yah right about now!
Jasmine leans over, gives Vince a huge hug, and a quick peck on the cheek.
Jasmine: You've got that right, baby. And I was there for you the whole way.
Vince puts a loving arm around Jasmine and nods in approval of her statement.
Reno Banks: Well, you took care of business out there fairly well. The Vince Jones stock in UWA is quickly rising, baby. The needle is pointing upwards. That's for sure. Now the next thing we need to be thinking about is Spring Slaughter which I hear is just a few short weeks away.
Vince shoots Jasmine a quick smirk as he gazes dead on into her eyes.
Vince Jones: Jasmine, we worried about Spring Slaughta right now??
Jasmine shoots Vince a bright smile in return as she gazes back at her man.
Jasmine: No way, V!
Vince Jones: Exactly...
Vince whirls his head around like its on a swivel and re-focuses his attention on Reno.
Vince Jones: You heard V's girl ,Reno. We in the hear and now right now. We livin' it up in the moment. Spring Slaughta? That shit's ova the horizon right now. We'll handle it when it comes.
Jasmine and Vince start strolling away without Reno; but, Reno immediately rushes ahead of them and steps into their path. He throws up his hands motioning for them to stop.
Reno Banks: Hold on a sec. Don't you wanna hear the word that's been going around??
Vince Jones: Not really! That shit can wait!
Reno Banks: Look, the word is out that you very well could have a singles match lined up against the likes of UWA newcomer, Skylar. Now I've got plans! I've got big ideas! I've got...
A Voice: Big bruh!!! What it do? What it do, son??
Vince, Jasmine, and Reno all turn in the direction of the voice and the camera spots a slightly younger guy who slightly resembles Vince Jones a little ways away down the hall. He is decked out in a pair of black, baggy jeans, and a red Mark Ecko hoodie. Standing next to him is a rather attractive, light-skinned Hispanic woman with long, flowing hair wearing a pair of blue jeans which almost appear to have been painted on her figure and a light pink top. Vince Jones nudges Jasmine aside and immediately makes a bee line towards the guy and his girl.
Vince Jones: Keshawn!!! V almost thought yo bitch ass wouldn't make it out here to the show!!
Vince and Keshawn Jones both greet one another with the EDW gang hand sign and begin dapping one another up in delight. Vince embraces Keshawn with a big hug.
Vince Jones: (smiling) This mahfucka...
Vince then turns towards the Hispanic woman accompanying Keshawn and gives her warm hug. She returns the affection with a small peck on Vince's cheek. Vince takes a step back and looks the woman up and down with a smile on his face.
Vince Jones: And Lela Rachon, its been a helluva a long time, baby girl.
Lela Rachon: Likewise, V. Good to see you, babe.
Jasmine steps forward and Lela and Jasmine quickly embrace and kiss each other on the cheeks. Keshawn throws an arm around Lela with a smug grin on his face.
Keshawn Jones: Man, when you hit me and Lela up about the plane tickets and the seats at your show we weren't about to miss it for the world, baby! Its been a long ass time since we seen you in the ring tearin' it up!
Vince Jones nods in agreement.
Vince Jones: Damn straight, bruh! So, you gotta chance to see yo olda bruh kickin' ass and takin' names out there tonight. When we gonna see you steppin' back in the game makin' waves and shit, son??
Keshawn chuckles to himself and just shakes his head.
Keshawn Jones: I don't know, man. "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones could neva go as hard as you out there, man. You know that. I'll leave the slangin' and the bangin' (points at Vince) to the experts.
Vince gives Keshawn a hearty slap on the back.
Vince Jones: C'mon, man! You know you got a little bit of that pimp juice left in the tank! You know the EDW could ride again like we used to do back in BWA. Keshawn, we were two time tag team champs out there.
Lela Rachon leans in closer to Keshawn and gives him a warm embrace and a kiss on the cheek. She turns back towards Vince and smiles.
Lela Rachon: I'm sure he'd love to do all that again, but at this stage of the game the only bangin' he's doin' is...
She turns towards Keshawn and winks.
Keshawn Jones: (chuckling) Hey! You heard my home girl. I'm not gonna say that there's no chance that it'll ever happen again; but, for now I think I'm good with the way things are. I'm pretty set in my life right now.
Vince Jones: Just sayin'...
Reno Banks saunters over and eyes Lela Rachon and Keshawn Jones in confusion.
Reno Banks: I don't think we've ever had the pleasure of meeting. The name's...
Keshawn Jones: Reno Banks "The Agent of the Stars". Oh, I know. I've heard the stories. They call me "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones. I'm V's younga brotha. You can see who got all the looks in the family, man. And this is my girl, (points at Lela) Lela Rachon. She and I been up and down the road togetha foreva. Through thick and thin...
Lela Rachon: Til death do us...oops, (she covers her mouth and giggles) not quite yet.
Keshawn looks at her and shakes his head.
Keshawn Jones: Quit playin', girl. We'll get to that when we get there....
Reno quickly turns his attention back to Vince.
Reno Banks: So, about those ideas I had for you, Vince. I figure tonight's a better time than any to...
Keshawn steps forward and nudges Reno to the side.
Keshawn Jones: Plans?? C'mon, man! I haven't seen this fool in I don't know how long and you wanna waste this man's time talkin' 'bout yo big plans for him. Shiiiiit! Lela and I didn't fly all the way out here from NYC to say hi and bye. We 'bout to tear it up and have a sleepless ass night out here in fuckin' Seattle, man!
Reno tries to step around Keshawn and steps forward towards Vince.
Reno Banks: Vinnie, I don't know about all of this. We should really talk...
Vince shoves Reno to the side and grins.
Vince Jones: Save all that business shit for anotha time, Reno. The man's gotta point. You know how long its been since V, Keshawn, Jasmine, and Lela been out on the town? Too damn long to rememba. Spring Slaughta is a ways away. Jonesy, just laid that bitch made, "Brick", out in the middle of the damn ring like he said he would and now its time to celebrate!
Reno Banks: (sighs) Fair enough. If that's what you wanna do then go right on ahead. I guess I shouldn't be a thorn in your side right now. You were victorious tonight. I guess we can discuss the business side of things at a later time.
Vince Jones: You damn right, Reno!
Reno Banks: Well, whatever you do don't do anything stupid out there tonight. And please keep the drinking to a minimum. I know how you tend to get when you get tanked. I don't wanna have to clean up any messes.
Vince Jones: It is what it is, Reno!
Reno Banks stares back at Vince with an intense look of seriousness.
Reno Banks: Every time you say that something crazy goes down, Vince. Not tonight! I'm serious! I don't want any bad news!
Vince Jones: (laughs to himself) You got V's word! Nothing's goin' down tonight, Reno! Just gonna be two grown ass men goin' out and havin' a good time and shit! That's all.
Jasmine looks at Reno with a reassuring glance.
Jasmine: Vince is good hands. What could go wrong when you've got two responsible ladies Jasmine and I around to keep the "boys" in check.
Keshawn: Yeah. They'll keep...whoooa, Jasmine. This a man right here!
Lela Rachon: Reno, the boys...er men will be in good hands tonight. You don't have to worry about a thing.
Reno just stares back at Vince, Lela, Keshawn, and Jasmine a little disturbed by the possibilities but he tries to let it go.
Reno Banks: Okay...if you all say so.
Keshawn Jones: So we outta here, VJ??
Vince Jones: Damn straight we outta this joint!!
The camera slowly fades to black as Jasmine, Keshawn, Lela, and Vince scurry off in excitement for a fun-filled night out on the town.
AN HOUR OR SO LATER..
The camera fades back in and we see a limo pull up along the curve of 111 Yesler Way, Seattle Washington, the locale of none other than the well-renowned Trinity nightclub. At this time there is an assorted crowd of clubbers patiently waiting in line to get inside. The crowd slowly begin to take notice of the limo that is now sitting alongside the curve and gaze at it curious as to who may emerge from it. The chauffeur steps out of the limo and makes his way to the passenger door and opens it. A stunning Lela Rachon steps out followed by a just stunning Jasmine Shelley. Lela and Jasmine look each other up and down in approval.
Lela Rachon: Looking good, girl.
Jasmine: Right back at ya, Lela!
They take a quick glance at all the women in line waiting to get into the club and laugh out loud at the scene.
Lela Rachon: These girl got nothin' on us tonight.
Jasmine: That's right! Fine as wine like always!
Lela Rachon: Ain't that the truth, girl!
Lela and Jasmine high five one another. Suddenly Vince Jones can be heard from inside the limo yelling out at the the both of them.
Vince Jones: You two can be fine as wine all you two want! Now how 'bout you two move the fuck out the way so these NYC bad boys can get out this damn limo and shit! Damn!
Jasmine rolls her eyes and puts her hands on her hips.
Jasmine: Sometimes I swear you got the better bargain of the two, Lela! This one right here (points to the open limo door) can be a fuckin' handful sometimes.
Lela reaches out and rests a hand on Jasmine's shoulder in amusement.
Lela Rachon: Don't worry, Jasmine. His brother, Keshawn, has his moments too. Its all good.
Vince Jones: (from inside the limo) Will you two move out the damn way?? You two can catch up lata! Shit!! V and Keshawn here tryin' to catch the sights! Now move it!
Jasmine and Lela step aside and Vince Jones and his younger brother, Keshawn, emerge from the limo. Vince is decked out in an all-blue khaki suit while is his brother, Keshawn is wearing all white. The two of them take a moment to take in the excitement filled late night scene and smile.
Keshawn: Now this what I'm talkin' 'bout, V! Look around ya!
Keshawn turns around in a circular fashion taking in all the sights.
Keshawn: Wait'll Seattle get a load of me!
Vince Jones shakes his head and just points at Keshawn in amusement.
Vince Jones: Thiiiiis guy!
Keshawn: Hey, man! You know how I roll! 'Bout to hit the ground runnin', son! Gonna light it up hard!
Lela Rachon: Aiight, boys! Let's not get too carried away. I mean you're in the presence of royalty right now.
Lela and Jasmine stand side by side letting their men take in the sight of absolute beauty that's standing before them.
Vince Jones: (raises an eyebrow) Royalty...yeah. Whateva. Let's get inside...
Lela Rachon gives Vince the hand and the four of them make their way to the front of the line of the club. Where they are stopped by a large bouncer who nearly rivals Vince and Keshawn in size. The bouncer presently guards the front entrance with a rather stern look on his face.
Bouncer: Back of the line!
Vince Jones chuckles as the four of them stop in their tracks.
Vince Jones: Yeah. That's a funny joke...
Bouncer: Whoa! I don't know where you get the idea that I'm joking. Do I look like I'm joking? Now how about you head on to the back of the line?
Vince Jones: Really???
Bouncer: Yes, really! Now move along.
The bouncer points to the back of the line and Vince starts to become a bit furious by the bouncer's tone.
Keshawn: (to Vince) He must not know who you and the rest of us are.
Vince Jones: You damn right this fool don't know who we are!
Bouncer: I can hear you, man! And I don't care who you think you are! Now run along! I don't have time for all of this!
Vince steps up in the bouncer's face, raises the dark shades on his face, and looks him dead on in the eyes.
Vince Jones: We VIP, mahfucka! You best belieeeeve that! V guessin' you must be the fuckin' new guy on the crew or somethin' here! Now how about you step aside, son!
The bouncer shoves Vince back which quickly gets under the skin of Keshawn who tries to keep himself from flaring up in rage in retaliation.
Keshawn: We gonna let that one slide, man!
Bouncer: Look, I don't know who you trying to fool! You know how many people come up to me on a nightly basis claiming to be VIP so they can cut the line? I'm not buyin' it! So, why don't you just walk or you're not getting in at all!
All of a sudden a man in a stylish, grey suit steps outside and taps the bouncer on the shoulder.
Man in Suit: Roger, ease up a bit. Remember when I told you that I had some friends coming by?
Bouncer: (in confusion) Friends?? These guys, Jimmy? How the hell you get caught up with this bunch??
Jimmy: (in an irritated tone) Yeah. These guys. Vince Jones, his brother Keshawn, and their lady friends. Now at this time I would like to advise you to be just a little more hospitable to my guests here or I'm gonna have to cut you lose for the night. Understood?
Bouncer: I'm sorry, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Good!
The bouncer steps aside.
Bouncer: (to Vince) Sorry, just doing my job people.
Vince Jones: It happens. Just don't let that shit happen again. or its yo ass, son! Aiight??
The bouncer glares at Vince but remains composed as Vince, Keshawn, Lela, and Jasmine make their way inside the club following closely behind Jimmy.
Jimmy: Nice of you to stop by my spot, V. Its been a long time, man. Too long if you ask me.
Vince Jones: You know how it is. V's lil bruh, Keshawn paid him a visit and we figga'd we'd set this damn town on fire and shit tonight, man.
Jimmy: Well, you came to the right spot.
The five of them make their way down a small hallway and stop at a small set of stairs. Jimmy turns and faces Lela and Keshawn. He extends his hand towards Keshawn.
Jimmy: The name's Jimmy by the way. And yours?
Keshawn shakes his hand.
Keshawn: Keshawn Jones and (points at Lela) this my girl, Lela.
Jimmy extends his hand towards her and she graciously accepts with a smile.
Jimmy: My pleasure, Lela.
Lela: Feeling's mutual.
Keshawn: How you and V meet up anyways?
Jimmy and Vince turn towards one another and back towards Keshawn.
Jimmy: I had a brief run in the biz. I mean I didn't go as far as Vince of course, but I made a little run at it.
Vince Jones: You meet people here and there. You know that, KJ. Jonesy had to knock this fool around a bit though when we first met and shit; but, we started to see eye-to-eye. It is what it is.
Jimmy: (chuckles to himself) Yeah. V can definitely be a handful to deal with sometimes but I managed to gain his respect and we've been cool ever since. Anyways, enough about the past you all are here to check out my play land. Well, here it is.
The five of them ascend the small set of stairs and Jimmy opens, and holds the door for his guests. Vince, Jasmine, Lela, and Keshawn step through the doors and marvel at the rambunctious club scene that greets their eyes. Jasmine turns back towards Jimmy with a huge smile on her face.
Jasmine: Nice spot ya got here, Jimmy.
Jimmy shrugs his shoulders.
Jimmy: I mean its still growing; but, I think its gained a bit of a following around here. Hope you all enjoy. I wish I could join you all; but, I gotta "work" unfortunately.
Lela Rachon: That's fine. I'm sure we can manage to keep ourselves occupied.
Jimmy parts ways as Vince, Jasmine, Keshawn, and Lela make their way through the crowd. The scene around them is filled with wild, provocative dancing getting their groove on to some of the Top 40 jams and remixes. Vince and Keshawn look at Lela and Jasmine.
Keshawn: Well, you girls go ahead and have some fun. Live it up. (points to himself) Me and V (points to Vince) here gonna do some prowlin' and shit.
Jasmine: Prowlin'??
Keshawn: Yeah...some window shoppin'.
Jasmine: Well, as long as its just window shopping. That's fine, guys. Just stay out of trouble.
Lela Rachon: And say no to hoes!
Keshawn: (cups his ear) Huh?? Couldn't hear ya, babe!!
Lela steps forward with a stern look on her face.
Lela Rachon: You damn well heard me, KJ! No fuckin' hoes!
Vince steps in between Keshawn and Lela and seperates them.
Vince Jones: You two sound like some fuckin' moms and shit! Damn!
Jasmine squares up to Vince and folds her arms across her chest.
Jasmine: She gotta point, V. Have fun; but, you two betta keep your fuckin' dicks (points at Vince and Keshawn's midsections) in your pants! Understood??
Keshawn puts on a sly grin as he slides between Jasmine and Lela and rests an arm around both of their shoulders in an attempt to calm the two of them down a bit.
Keshawn: Now hold on a sec, girls. You ain't got shit to worry about tonight. Right V??
Vince Jones: (nodding) Not a damn thing to worry about.
Keshawn: V and I gone be like saints and shit, ladies. You lookin' at Saint VJ and Saint KJ here. We gonna keep it cool. Its all good!
Jasmine and Lela both roll their eyes in unison in response to Keshawn.
Lela Rachon: You gonna burn in hell callin' yourself a damn saint, KJ!
Jasmine: Just stay out of trouble, guys!
Vince slides over and turns them away.
Vince Jones: Yo, yo, yooooo! Run wild, run free, and be merry and shit! That's why the fuck we here!
Lela Rachon: Whateva...
Lela Rachon and Jasmine finally start to make their way onward. The two of them suddenly turn back towards Vince and Keshawn motioning that they have their eyes on them. Vince and Keshawn wave back at them and smile. Upon Jasmine and Lela vanishing through the crowd Vince and Keshawn make their way across the floor to the packed bar. A bartender is currently attending to a patron who is trying to yell out his order to her. Vince and Keshawn shove the poor guy to the side.
Bar patron: Hey!
Vince and Keshawn whirl around and simultaneously raises their fists in a threatening manner and the guy decides to back away for the sake of his health. The two of them turn back towards the bartender who appears a bit taken back by the rough handling of her would be customer.
Bartender: You don't think that was just a little bit rude.
Vince Jones: Look, we tryin' to get our drink on and shit, baby doll! So, V guessin' that means you droppin' us a pair of Corona Extras, pronto!! We got ya covered, babe!
The bartender throws her hands up.
Bartender: Okay, okay! I got it covered, guys!
She reaches down behind the bar, whips out two bottles of Corona Extra, pops their tops and sets them down in front of Vince and Keshawn.
Bartender: Startin' a tab, fellas??
Vince Jones: Put this shit unda, Vince Jones, the guy who'd turn you out in a heartbeat if you weren't workin' right now, shawty!
Bartender: Uh....no! Now can I get a card??
Vince learns forward and laughs to himself.
Vince Jones: You know what you want, girl!
Bartender: (agitated) I know I want a credit card from you to start up this tab!
Vince whips out his credit card and hands it over to the bartender and shoots her a quick "kissy face" and nods. The bartender just shakes her head and rushes off as Vince and Keshawn both grab their bottles and take them to the head.
Vince Jones: We gonna try and keep it light, KJ.
Keshawn slams his empty bottle on the bar top as he finishes and turns towards Vince laughing.
Keshawn Jones: Shiiiiiit, son! You fuckin' playin'! If we doin' this shit we gonna do this right, son!
The camera slowly fades out.
AN HOUR LATER...
The camera fades back in and Vince and Keshawn can both be seen in their same spots at the bar appearing rather inebriated. Vince turns towards Keshawn and begins laughing outloud in a gleeful tone as he slams down yet another Corona.
Vince Jones: Yoooo, yoooooooooooooooo!
Keshawn slumps back against the bar and just shakes his head.
Keshawn: Thought you said yo goin' light, maaaaaan.
Vince slaps Keshawn on the back.
Vince Jones: That was before you started talkin' all that fuckin' shit 'bout how you gone outdrank a bruh and all, you crazy ass maaaaaaaaaahfucka!
Keshawn: Well, you fuckin' krunk and shit?? Cuz this dun dunny feelin' right!
Vince Jones: How many dem Coronas we drank anyways??
Keshawn starts counting on his fingers and then suddenly just gives up.
Keshawn: I don't give a fuuuuuuck! We gettin' it in! That's aaaaalll that mattas right now!
The camera switches to a table across the club where Jasmine and Lela are seated and and enjoying their respective Sex on a Beach coctails. At this Jasmine appears a bit worried and apprehensive.
Lela Rachon: Jasmine, ease up, girl!
Jasmine: I don't know! I swear those two prolly talkin' up some dumb ass bitches as we speak! I wouldn't even put it past, V! I'm going to go find him!
Jasmine attempts to rise to her feet, but Lela quickly stops her in her tracks.
Lela Rachon: We're here to have fun! Let's have some fun, Jasmine! Its been a long time since you and I have had the chance to hang out and catch up on old times.
Jasmine: If you say so...
The camera switches back to the bar where Vince and Keshawn are both slumped over laughing about absolutely nothing. All of a sudden a blonde and a brunette come strolling by their way.The brunette immediately stops in her tracks and comes rushing over to Vince Jones dragging her friend along with her.
The Brunette: O-M-G!!! You're, you're...
Vince looks at the girl and smirks.
Vince Jones: The name's ...uhh Steve...
The Brunette: (laughing out loud) You're funny! Don't lie to me! I know who you are!!! Oh my gosh!!! You're Vince Jones!!! You do not understand how big of a wrestling fan I am!!!
Keshawn Jones slides over in front of Vince and extends a hand.
Keshawn Jones: That's nice and shit; but, I think the guy you really came to see is...(points to himself) this guy.
The brunette turns towards Keshawn and looks at him in confusion.
The Brunette: Uhh...no! Like who the hell are you anyways??
Keshawn Jones: (in shock) Who am I? Who am I??
Keshawn looks at Vince and laughs.
Keshawn: (to the brunette) What you mean who am I, baby?? I'm the man that'll turn you inside out if you give me the chance, "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones! I'm the guy that's been sent her to give you what you been missin' out on all this time.
Vince appears a bit amused by the exchange as the brunette pushes past Keshawn and gets as close as possible to Vince nearly breathing in every breath he exhales in exhilaration. Keshawn snarls at his obvious misfortune and folds his arms across his chest.
Keshawn Jones: Yo that ain't even right, girl! What's up with that? A man like me tryin' to show you what's good and shit and you gonna act like that??
The brunettte immediately grabs the arm of her friends and tries to drag her over in the direction of Keshawn.
The Brunette: Uh...I'm sure but I bet my friend would love to talk to you. (to the blonde) Right??
The blonde resists. The brunette immediately leans over and motions for her to go talk to Keshawn Jones. The blonde rolls her eyes and whispers in her friend's ear.
The Blonde:(whispering) But, I don't want to...
The Brunette: (whispering) Just do it for me, Cyndi! I've like always wanted to meet, Vince!!!
Cyndi: (whispering) But why do I always have to get the other guy, Tina??
Tina: (whispering) Because you're my friend...
Cyndi: (whispering) Alright, but next time you're backing me up, Tina!!!
Tina smiles brightly at her friend, Cyndi, and gives her a quick hug.
Tina: (whispering) Love ya!!
Tina immediately slides back beside Vince to his immediate dismay as Cyndi slides over towards Keshawn who just watches Vince, jealous of the attention he's getting from his "target".
Cyndi: (to Keshawn) So....what was your name again?
Keshawn slowly whirls around and his spirits are renewed at the idea of a possible new conquest in the blonde who appears to suddenly be showing interest in him after his pitfall with her friend.
Keshawn: "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones...
Cyndi: Uhh...nice to meet you.
The camera turns its attention to Vince and Tina as the brunette goes off on an immediate tangent as a result of her excitement.
Tina: So where do I begin? Where do I begin?? (looks upwards in heavy thought) Ummm...
Vince rolls his eyes at the present buzzkill in the form of the overly anxious, Tina.
Vince Jones: Who the fuck knows??
Tina claps her hands together in excitement.
Tina: I know! I know!! I'm like the biggest wrestling fan ever! Oh my god!!! Do you know how long I've been watching you wrestle?? I mean its been like forever!!!
Vince Jones: (rolling his eyes) Yeah...whateva! Nice ta hear...
Tina: You don't even understand! I mean I've seen Aerynn Donnelly, Skylar, Jeszika Gautier, and more and I really think I could make it!
Vince Jones: (under his breath) Fuck them bitches! Matta fact fuck this one too! Bitch won't shut the hell up!
Tina notices Vince drifting a bit and she immediately grabs him emphatically trying to regain his attention.
Tina: Oh, you're not listening to me! Like this is soooo important! I mean I go to the gym and try to work out as much as possible! I mean I think I could really do some things out there in the ring if anyone would give me the chance...
Vince just shakes his head and motions for the bartender to bring him another Corona as he tries to endure.
Bartender: You ready for another, Vince?
Vince Jones: Gonna need it! You might be swingin' a few more of 'em by V's way here soon!
Tina: (delighted) You getting beer?? Oh, I love Bud Light!! I mean I drink it all the time!
Vince Jones: (shakes his head no) Not on V's tab you not!
Tina: (laughing) Oh you're so funny! I totally love you!
She leans over and gives Vince a huge hug and a kiss on the cheek. Vince shoves her back.
Vince Jones: Whooooa! Slow yo roll, girl! You gettin' way too fuckin' comfortable here!
The bartender places another Corona besides Vince and he immediately snatches up and takes a huge gulp. Tina totally dismisses Vince's obvious actions of disapproval in her as she leans forward and flexes a taut bicep in front of Vince's face.
Tina: C'mon! Feel that, Vince!
Vince Jones: What the fuck for??
Tina: Just feel it, baby!
She points to her bicep and smiles.
Tina: That right there is the product of lots of hard work. I think I could really take care of some business in that UWA you're in if I was given a chance.
The camera pans and catches sight of Keshawn who in mid-conversation with Tina's friend, Cyndi, finally notices the frustrated look plastered across his older brother's face.
Keshawn: (to Cyndi) Excuse me for one sec, girl..
Cyndi appears a bit relieved by the thought of the momentary break from the overly anxious Keshawn. Immediately Keshawn whirls around and leans in close to have a pep talk with Vince. Vince immediately shoves the girl away from but she continues insisting that Vince feels her bicep.
Tina: C'mon! Just feel it one time!
Vince Jones: (to Tina) Back the fuck up for a damn sec! Shit!! You killin' V's buzz here!
The camera switches to the crowded dance floor where Jasmine and Lela are seen dancing the night away and trying to have fun. All of a sudden Jasmine spins around and comes to a complete halt as she spots Vince and Keshawn at the bar chatting up Cyndi and Tina. Lela continues jamming on out; but, Jasmine grabs her by the arm.
Lela Rachon: Not now, Jasmine! I'm in the zone! You killin' me right now!!
Jasmine: Look, Lela!
She points Lela in the direction of Vince and Keshawn who are chilling with Cyndi and Tina at the bar. Jasmine and Lela both fold their arms across their chests in unison and cock their heads to the side in total disapproval of their men and their promiscuity.
Jasmine: You can never leave them two dummies alone, Lela!! Just look at them! They're already trying to get some play on the side! I definitely wouldn't put it past V for one damn minute!
Lela Rachon: (nodding) Oh is that so?? Well, two can play that game!
Jasmine: What you mean??
Lela shoots Jasmine mischievous smile and winks.
Lela Rachon: Oh, you know what I mean, Jasmine. The boys wanna have fun?? Well, we'll let 'em! But these two girls can get down too! You know how we do!
Jasmine smiles as she catches where Lela is going with her statement. Two guys come strolling up and stop nearby eyeing Jasmine and Lela from head-to-toe as Jasmine and Lela high five each other and start laughing in a rather devious fashion. The two of them are about to wander off but they are immediately stopped by the two guys.
Guy #1: Whooa, whoooa, whoooooooa!!! Hold up! You don't need to be in such a hurry!
Guy #2: Yeah! Where you two ladies headin' off to so quickly? My boy and I ain't finished takin' all that beauty in. We in total shock right now.
Guy #1: Totally at a loss of words, ladies!
Jasmine and Lela smirk at the corniness, wink at one another, and decide to be cordial regardless.
Jasmine: So, you guys are saying that you like what you see, huh?
Guy #1: Damn straight, girl! I mean you...somebody up in here needs to start calling God cuz he definitely missin' one of his angels tonight!
Jasmine tries to her best to hold herself back from laughing at his pick up line. In the meantime the other guy strolls up to Lela and begins eyeing her with a hungry look in his eyes and on his face.
Guy #2: Damn, baby! You with all those curves and me without brakes; but, I'm still willin' to take it fast or slow! Just say the word!
Lela Rachon: (laughing out loud) Okay! Just stop it already! You two are killin' the moment here! Let's just dance!
Jasmine and Lela both grab a hold of either guy and try their best to keep from insulting the two poor guys and their awful pick up attempts. The camera switches back to the bar where Vince and Keshawn are having a a heated discussion amongst one another as Cyndi and Tina just tag along on either side.
Keshawn: Ahhh V, c'mon man!!
Vince Jones: (shaking his head no) Nah that fuckin' bitch won't shut the hell up! She some fuckin' psycho, groupie wrestlin' chick or somethin', man!
Keshawn: They the best kinds, V! You don't even have to do a damn thing here! She so into you right now ain't even funny, man!
Vince Jones: But the bitch won't stop talkin' about wrestlin'!! V don't wanna hear about you tryin' to get in the biz! There too many of them trick ass Barbie doll lookin' mahfuckas runnin' around thinkin' they can hang with the big boys as it is! We don't need anotha one of 'em around! Especially not that one!
Keshawn: Well, we send Jasmine and Lela on they way somewhere while you (points at Vince) and me go rat-a-tat-tat on they asses, son!! That's how those Jones brothas get down! You know that!
Vince Jones: V done here! Didn't you hear a fuckin' word just now! It ain't happenin'! If this guy gotta hear anotha word out her mouth you betta be ready to pop a bullet in V here! This fuckin' shit's gettin' ridiculous!
Keshawn: Just talk to her, man! Damn!!
Vince Jones: That's all the bitch been doin' is talkin'! She won't roll the fuck on!
Keshawn: Look, ya boy didn't come all the way out here to fuckin' Seattle to go home without samplin' some of what this fuckin' city gots to offa, man! If she wanna wrestle, then wrestle! I mean I'm tryna get this damn blondie in bed, V!! I think she ripe! Just look at her...
The two of them turn in the direction of Cyndi as she yawn, looks down at her watch, and then turns back towards Keshawn and fakes a smile. Keshawn immediately waves back and smiles.
Keshawn: I see ya, baby! Go on and shake that lil ass fo papa while he hollas at this guy real quick! Okay?
Keshawn gives her a kissy face and turns back towards Vince. Cyndi tosses her head to the side and rolls her eyes at Keshawn's advances.
Vince Jones: Ripe, huh?? She lookin' sour right about now, KJ!
Vince slaps Keshawn in the back of the head and Keshawn immediately winces.
Keshawn: What the hell was that for, huh??
Vince Jones: Open up your damn eyes! She ain't feelin' ya!
Keshawn: Don't hate! You and I both know she wants to hop on and ride the magic stick!
Vince Jones: (laughing to himself) If that's what you wanna think...
Keshawn grabs Vince and turns him back in the direction of the overly zealous, Tina.
Keshawn: Just take care of business! Do it for me! We family, V! We were a damn tag team! Rememba??
Vince catches sight of Tina and snarls out of disgust with her whole being as she nearly jumps in his lap.
Tina: So, you and your friend or brother finished talking?? Cuz I really, really, really love talking to you! I just totally feel like we've got this connection here! We might be soulmates! I mean I hope that you can like get me hooked up with someone in the UWA because I would really love to wrestle! I practice in my room! I practice all my moves every chance I get! I mean I think I'm pretty good! I've got skills! I like totally feel like I could be like the next big thing and really take the UWA by storm in the ring and all! I mean Skylar, Aerynn and all are pretty good but I really....
Vince totally tunes her out as he turns back towards Keshawn and glares at him in rage.
Vince Jones: Yo, you betta get that, smack it, stab it, and bang the fuck out that shit good, KJ! Cuz this is fuckin' torture, bruh!!
Keshawn shoots Vince a wide grin.
Keshawn: We gone get it in tonight, V!!! Its a done deal!
Keshawn extends a fist towards Vince in an attempt to dap him up. Vince glares at him and finally obliges. Keshawn immediately turns back towards Cyndi and tries to reclaim her attention as Vince turns back towards Tina totally infuriated.
Tina: ....and I really need advice on what I should eat. I mean what's your workout routine?? I mean do you like know what the other women eat and all? What's the workout schedule? I mean I really think I could cut it! Believe me, I've totally got my sights set on this! My goal is to totally be like the world champion one day in UWA if you can get me hooked up with a spot. I will try so hard and I will...
Vince continues nodding his head and tries to remain as composed as possible while he continues listening to the constant babbling. All of a sudden his displeasure magnifies as he turns and catches sight of Jasmine backing it up on some random guy on the dance floor. The guy leans in and trying his absolute best to make a move. Vince immediately shoves Tina out of the way and he hops to his feet readying himself for a war. Keshawn turns and catches sight of his brother pounding his fists together and cracking his knuckles.
Keshawn: Not now!!! Shit!
Tina rises to her feet and tries to cling to Vince and win over his attention, but Vince shoves her to the side once again.
Vince Jones: Will you roll the fuck on???
Tina: Fine!! C'mon, Cyndi!!
Cyndi smiles at the sound of her friend's rescue.
Cyndi: Thought you'd never ask!
The two women scurry away leaving Keshawn and Vince to their selves at the bar.
Keshawn: Damnit, V! I was 'bout to close the damn deal! What's up, man? You ruined everything just now!
Vince points towards Lela and Jasmine who are on the dance floor having the a great time dancing the night away with the two random clubbers they met earlier on. Keshawn catches sight of the guy groping his girlfriend, Lela, and pounds the bar in rage.
Keshawn: Ah fuck that shit!!!
Vince Jones: You right about that, son!
The two of them push and shove their way across the club and make their way over to the guys, Lela, and Jasmine ready to take on the world. The camera quickly switches to the streets outside of the club as the two guys who now appear to be a bit roughed up get tossed through the doorway to the outside by Vince and Keshawn. The two brothers come storming outside the club as Lela and Jasmine try their best to calm them down. Keshawn and Vince shove their girlfriends away as the two clubbers jump to their feet ready to fight back. A crowd of club goers all come running outside in hopes for a brawl.
Guy #1: You two big, huh? Well, let's do this shit!!! Let's do this!
Vince spreads his arms out daring the two guys to come at him.
Vince Jones: Well, if you 'bout it then come get some, son!! All that talkin' don't mean shit!!
Guy #2: Where you at then, huh??
Vince Jones: (pounding his chest) Right here! Come on ova and get you a piece!
Keshawn shoves Vince to the side and steps forward.
Keshawn Jones: Nah! Enough of this shit! Somebody gettin' they ass beat tonight!! That's all I know!! You all were fuckin' with the wrong man's girl tonight!
Keshawn goes charging forward and takes a wild swing at the one guy and misses. He is immediately met with a spear as the two of them begin rolling around on the ground in a frenzy. The other guy charges at Vince; but is caught with a boot to the midsection followed by a quick elbow smash to the back of the head. All of a sudden a group of bouncers come pouring out of the club and try their very best to restore order. Jasmine and Lela get to their feet and start screaming at the top of their lungs for their men to call off the fighting but it is all to no avail. Keshawn, Vince, and the two clubbers start fighting with the bouncers in hopes of getting back at each other to continue.
Guy #2: Fuck both you bitch asses!!!
Vince Jones: Nah fuck you, son!!
The bouncers finally manage to get a hold of the four combatants as the police sirens are heard blaring throughout the air. All of a sudden a frenzy of Seattle's finest come roaring up in their squad cars and they start pouring out of their vehicles.
Officer #1: FREEZE!!!
Keshawn: Nah! Fuck all you mahfuckas!!!
Keshawn spits at one of the cops while struggling, and trying his very best to break free.
Officer #2: All you guys are about to go for a little ride downtown!
The camera slowly fades to black as the four combatants to continue to try their very best to break free and get at one another to continue their melee. The camera slowly fades to black as the policemen slowly manage to restore order to the scene.