Post by Hunter on Nov 20, 2015 21:54:30 GMT -6
Cole Hunter nods as the woman known as Artemis sets the camera up. The Confessional room has had the usual set-up changed somewhat. The background and television screen remain, but the chairs are gone. Cole takes a good long look around and then turns to face Artemis.
Cole Hunter Have all proper preparations been accounted for?
Artemis grins and nods behind him. Cole looks to the people standing there and nods.
Cole Hunter Perfection personified…
He nods and then turns back to Artemis.
Cole Hunter Gratitude extended to you both…
Artemis nods and kisses him.
Artemis: This should be fun.
Cole nods and the two of them walk off to the side. A second later, the woman known as Jade walks up to the Confessional Room background, dressed in a business suit and ready to speak. She nods to the camera and rubs her hands together.
"Stephanie Miller:" Hello, UWA Fans, I’m Stephanie Miller and welcome to “The Interview” where I talk with all the stars of UWA worth talking to. So, let’s not waste any more of my time and bring in my first guest, he is the biggest drunk on planet earth, the supposed “Protector” from the Sin City Knights, Fraser Freeman!
Rod Fielding comes walking into the shot dressed as a biker and looking exceptionally unhappy to be there.
"Stephanie Miller:" Hello, Fraser, good to have you on the show!
Rod shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" Whatever…
Jade chuckles, her amusement genuine even if the smile is not.
"Stephanie Miller:" So, Fraser, I’m sure the burning question everyone wants me to ask you is, how long has it been since you had your last drink, how fast are you gonna get drunk once this is over and will you get yourself arrested again in the process?
Rod shrugs again.
"Fraser Freeman:" Too long, yes and probably.
Jade nods exaggeratedly.
"Stephanie Miller:" Deep, dynamic answers there, Fraser. So, tell me, are you always this effervescent or just when your daughter is being made into the whore you always wanted for you?
Rod glares at her, swaying slightly from left to right.
"Fraser Freeman:" Hey, now, I had a whore once!
Jade nods, seemingly interested.
"Stephanie Miller:" How was she?
Rod shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" I don’t know, I left her to go play doctor with my daughter.
Jade nods again, still seemingly interested.
"Stephanie Miller:" The same daughter you have being made into a whore now?
Rod shrugs like it’s nothing.
"Fraser Freeman:" I’ll get to her eventually, I just have to go have a beer or ten first.
Jade nods as if this was exactly the answer she was expecting to hear.
"Stephanie Miller:" Is she not good enough for you to actually try?
Rod shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" Hey, I tell a lot of people I’m gonna get to helping them, I just get a little sidetracked for years on end before I get to it.
Jade nods again.
"Stephanie Miller:" Is that what happened with Jade?
Rod frowns.
"Fraser Freeman:" Who?
Jade nods slightly, stiffly.
"Stephanie Miller:" You know, your girlfriend, works at the Pleasure Dome, love off your life?
Rod stares at her for a second and then shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" I’ll get back to her eventually, I just need to go, um… I think I was supposed to be protecting somebody.
He pauses, tapping his chin thoughtfully.
"Fraser Freeman:" I’ve been doing a lot of protection lately, you see.
Jade nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" Of what?
Rod shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" Bar stools, mostly, can’t let just any old drunken asshole take my stool cause I had twelve beers and suddenly need to take the piss in the toilet. No, I have to protect it, it means so much to me!
Jade nods again.
"Stephanie Miller:" So you only protect your bar stool?
Rod shakes his head.
"Fraser Freeman:" Hell no! I protect my drinks too! Can’t be too careful around some of those punters that come in there, you know.
Jade nods intently.
"Stephanie Miller:" What about Jade and Ember?
Rod shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" I’ll get to them eventually.
Jade cocks her head to the left.
"Stephanie Miller:" Do you ever get tired of telling people you’ll get around to something and then never actually doing it?
Rod shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" I told you I’d get to it, I just need a beer or… twenty first…
Jade nods again, straightening her posture.
"Stephanie Miller:" You seem to be really good at protecting those.
Rod nods happily.
"Fraser Freeman:" Just doing my duty as a boyfriend, father, tag team partner and employee, in fact, I’m due to go work out soon.
Jade looks at him with surprise.
"Stephanie Miller:" Oh?
Rod nods.
"Fraser Freeman:" Whiskey curls, you don’t get guns like mine without being a professional with Johnnie Walker! In fact, I should really get to it. See ya, Steph!
Jade nods as Rod walks out of the shot.
"Stephanie Miller:" Well, there you have it folks, Fraser Freeman going off to pick another fight with some random stranger while drowning his sorrows and pretending he give a damn about anyone but himself…
She nods to the camera and then looks off as if she sees another person suddenly ready to go.
"Stephanie Miller:" And speaking of self-aggrandizing false idols that are full of hot air, Kyle Travis, come on in!
Robert Resnik comes walking into the shot dressed in black long tights with a gold crown with a broadsword through the center on the outside of his left thigh with “The Once and Future King” written in silver and a Canadian flag with “The Canadian Legend” written in black on the outside of his right. “KT” is written on the rear of his tights in gold. On the rear is the crown/sword emblem over the Canadian flag with “KT” written in black over it. Black knee pads, Black boots and elbow pads and a black sleeveless coat complete the ensemble. He nods arrogantly to Jade and stands expectantly.
"Stephanie Miller:" So, Kyle...
Robert quickly stops her.
"Kyle Travis:" I’m sorry, are we friends?
Jade shrugs.
"Stephanie Miller:" Well, no…
Robert nods, knowingly angry.
"Kyle Travis:" So if we’re not friends, you should address me properly and with the proper respect. You see, that’s the problem with UWA, nobody ever gives me the respect I deserve! Haven’t you seen my trophy room? I deserve respect for all the things I’m going to tell you I did! I know none of you have ever seen any of them, but I dwell on the past because, let’s face it, without it, what do i have, so you WILL give me the proper respect for the career I swear I’ve had!
Jade nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" Ok, Mister Travis…
Robert cuts her off again.
"Kyle Travis:" See, there you go again, not giving me the respect i deserve because of my long, my illustrious, did i mention long and illustrious?
She nods and so does he.
"Kyle Travis:" Don’t interrupt me with your whole, agreeing with me, I want you to give me the respect i deserve and you can’t do that if you are agreeing with me and don’t let me finish telling you about my long and illustrious career! I’m the Canadian Legend after all!
Jade nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" Ok, Mister Legend…
Robert shakes his head, pinching his nose in aggravation.
"Kyle Travis:" See, we’re not gonna get anywhere if you can’t do your job and give me the respect I tell you I deserve! Let me tell you a story to illustrate my point. See, a long time ago in a company far, far away, I was in a feud you don’t care about with a guy you’ve never heard of. Something happened and I got angry because this guy you’ve never heard of didn’t tell me what I wanted to hear. So I had to set him straight just like I’m setting you straight right now. I’ve had such a great, long and illustrious career that I just have to tell you all about it because that way, i don’t have to actually do anything now. You understand?
Jade nods.
"Kyle Travis:" See, now I can basically say anything and always come back to how you aren’t giving me the respect I deserve. I can get basic points wrong, like how I put Michael Rivers through a table and yet, somehow tell you i feel disrespected by the fact that he put me through one…
Jade nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" But you put him through one, not…
Robert sighs heavily.
"Kyle Travis:" I told you, don’t interrupt me or I WILL talk you to death with stories from the past until you just pass out from boredom or from thinking I’m delusional because I missed basic facts and made what I do remember just fit how I want it to. See, that’s why I deserve more respect than what I’ve been given by every promoter I’ve ever had… even though they went out of their way to protect me from myself. They were all holding me back and…
Jade frowns again.
"Stephanie Miller:" i thought you just said they were going out of their way to protect you?
Robert shakes his head.
"Kyle Travis:" See, I deserve respect because when they were doing that, they were holding me back. I’m a sadistic, violent bastard and… hey, where’s my crutch… i mean, crowbar…
Jade cocks her head.
"Stephanie Miller:" I don’t think you brought it with you.
Robert starts looking around frantically.
"Kyle Travis:" What? No… I… I need it! I have to have it because I’m nothing without it! I can’t do anything unless i can dwell on the past, pretend I have a family and make idle threats with my crowbar!
Jade watches him search the room for it and nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" So, what would happen if somebody went after your family?
Robert waves her off.
"Kyle Travis:" I would just wave my crowbar at them while telling more stories about guys you’ve never heard of in places you’ve never been until you fall asleep and forget what i was talking about…
Jade nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" And if they threatened your trophy room?
Robert stops what he’s doing, wheels and marches up to her wild-eyed.
"Kyle Travis:" How DARE you! Nobody threatens my past accomplishments, do you hear me? NOBODY! They mean more to me than my wife and children do! I actually show them off and to the world and they show you all why i deserve respect! Nobody fucks with my trophy room and lives! I WILL make idle threats of violence i can never actually carry out and actually try if somebody did that because, like i said, those trophies are the most important thing in my life!
Jade nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" I think somebody just went there with a lighter.
Robert’s eyes go wide and he turns, running for the door.
"Kyle Travis:" NOOOOO!!!! MY BABIES!!!! DADDY’S COMING!!!!!
As Robert leaves, Cole Hunter walks into the shot and looks directly into the camera, smirking with savage amusement.
Cole Hunter You, more dangerous than Michael Rivers…
He snickers cruelly as Jade nods behind him.
Cole Hunter Just keep telling yourself that…
Cole Hunter Have all proper preparations been accounted for?
Artemis grins and nods behind him. Cole looks to the people standing there and nods.
Cole Hunter Perfection personified…
He nods and then turns back to Artemis.
Cole Hunter Gratitude extended to you both…
Artemis nods and kisses him.
Artemis: This should be fun.
Cole nods and the two of them walk off to the side. A second later, the woman known as Jade walks up to the Confessional Room background, dressed in a business suit and ready to speak. She nods to the camera and rubs her hands together.
"Stephanie Miller:" Hello, UWA Fans, I’m Stephanie Miller and welcome to “The Interview” where I talk with all the stars of UWA worth talking to. So, let’s not waste any more of my time and bring in my first guest, he is the biggest drunk on planet earth, the supposed “Protector” from the Sin City Knights, Fraser Freeman!
Rod Fielding comes walking into the shot dressed as a biker and looking exceptionally unhappy to be there.
"Stephanie Miller:" Hello, Fraser, good to have you on the show!
Rod shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" Whatever…
Jade chuckles, her amusement genuine even if the smile is not.
"Stephanie Miller:" So, Fraser, I’m sure the burning question everyone wants me to ask you is, how long has it been since you had your last drink, how fast are you gonna get drunk once this is over and will you get yourself arrested again in the process?
Rod shrugs again.
"Fraser Freeman:" Too long, yes and probably.
Jade nods exaggeratedly.
"Stephanie Miller:" Deep, dynamic answers there, Fraser. So, tell me, are you always this effervescent or just when your daughter is being made into the whore you always wanted for you?
Rod glares at her, swaying slightly from left to right.
"Fraser Freeman:" Hey, now, I had a whore once!
Jade nods, seemingly interested.
"Stephanie Miller:" How was she?
Rod shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" I don’t know, I left her to go play doctor with my daughter.
Jade nods again, still seemingly interested.
"Stephanie Miller:" The same daughter you have being made into a whore now?
Rod shrugs like it’s nothing.
"Fraser Freeman:" I’ll get to her eventually, I just have to go have a beer or ten first.
Jade nods as if this was exactly the answer she was expecting to hear.
"Stephanie Miller:" Is she not good enough for you to actually try?
Rod shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" Hey, I tell a lot of people I’m gonna get to helping them, I just get a little sidetracked for years on end before I get to it.
Jade nods again.
"Stephanie Miller:" Is that what happened with Jade?
Rod frowns.
"Fraser Freeman:" Who?
Jade nods slightly, stiffly.
"Stephanie Miller:" You know, your girlfriend, works at the Pleasure Dome, love off your life?
Rod stares at her for a second and then shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" I’ll get back to her eventually, I just need to go, um… I think I was supposed to be protecting somebody.
He pauses, tapping his chin thoughtfully.
"Fraser Freeman:" I’ve been doing a lot of protection lately, you see.
Jade nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" Of what?
Rod shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" Bar stools, mostly, can’t let just any old drunken asshole take my stool cause I had twelve beers and suddenly need to take the piss in the toilet. No, I have to protect it, it means so much to me!
Jade nods again.
"Stephanie Miller:" So you only protect your bar stool?
Rod shakes his head.
"Fraser Freeman:" Hell no! I protect my drinks too! Can’t be too careful around some of those punters that come in there, you know.
Jade nods intently.
"Stephanie Miller:" What about Jade and Ember?
Rod shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" I’ll get to them eventually.
Jade cocks her head to the left.
"Stephanie Miller:" Do you ever get tired of telling people you’ll get around to something and then never actually doing it?
Rod shrugs.
"Fraser Freeman:" I told you I’d get to it, I just need a beer or… twenty first…
Jade nods again, straightening her posture.
"Stephanie Miller:" You seem to be really good at protecting those.
Rod nods happily.
"Fraser Freeman:" Just doing my duty as a boyfriend, father, tag team partner and employee, in fact, I’m due to go work out soon.
Jade looks at him with surprise.
"Stephanie Miller:" Oh?
Rod nods.
"Fraser Freeman:" Whiskey curls, you don’t get guns like mine without being a professional with Johnnie Walker! In fact, I should really get to it. See ya, Steph!
Jade nods as Rod walks out of the shot.
"Stephanie Miller:" Well, there you have it folks, Fraser Freeman going off to pick another fight with some random stranger while drowning his sorrows and pretending he give a damn about anyone but himself…
She nods to the camera and then looks off as if she sees another person suddenly ready to go.
"Stephanie Miller:" And speaking of self-aggrandizing false idols that are full of hot air, Kyle Travis, come on in!
Robert Resnik comes walking into the shot dressed in black long tights with a gold crown with a broadsword through the center on the outside of his left thigh with “The Once and Future King” written in silver and a Canadian flag with “The Canadian Legend” written in black on the outside of his right. “KT” is written on the rear of his tights in gold. On the rear is the crown/sword emblem over the Canadian flag with “KT” written in black over it. Black knee pads, Black boots and elbow pads and a black sleeveless coat complete the ensemble. He nods arrogantly to Jade and stands expectantly.
"Stephanie Miller:" So, Kyle...
Robert quickly stops her.
"Kyle Travis:" I’m sorry, are we friends?
Jade shrugs.
"Stephanie Miller:" Well, no…
Robert nods, knowingly angry.
"Kyle Travis:" So if we’re not friends, you should address me properly and with the proper respect. You see, that’s the problem with UWA, nobody ever gives me the respect I deserve! Haven’t you seen my trophy room? I deserve respect for all the things I’m going to tell you I did! I know none of you have ever seen any of them, but I dwell on the past because, let’s face it, without it, what do i have, so you WILL give me the proper respect for the career I swear I’ve had!
Jade nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" Ok, Mister Travis…
Robert cuts her off again.
"Kyle Travis:" See, there you go again, not giving me the respect i deserve because of my long, my illustrious, did i mention long and illustrious?
She nods and so does he.
"Kyle Travis:" Don’t interrupt me with your whole, agreeing with me, I want you to give me the respect i deserve and you can’t do that if you are agreeing with me and don’t let me finish telling you about my long and illustrious career! I’m the Canadian Legend after all!
Jade nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" Ok, Mister Legend…
Robert shakes his head, pinching his nose in aggravation.
"Kyle Travis:" See, we’re not gonna get anywhere if you can’t do your job and give me the respect I tell you I deserve! Let me tell you a story to illustrate my point. See, a long time ago in a company far, far away, I was in a feud you don’t care about with a guy you’ve never heard of. Something happened and I got angry because this guy you’ve never heard of didn’t tell me what I wanted to hear. So I had to set him straight just like I’m setting you straight right now. I’ve had such a great, long and illustrious career that I just have to tell you all about it because that way, i don’t have to actually do anything now. You understand?
Jade nods.
"Kyle Travis:" See, now I can basically say anything and always come back to how you aren’t giving me the respect I deserve. I can get basic points wrong, like how I put Michael Rivers through a table and yet, somehow tell you i feel disrespected by the fact that he put me through one…
Jade nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" But you put him through one, not…
Robert sighs heavily.
"Kyle Travis:" I told you, don’t interrupt me or I WILL talk you to death with stories from the past until you just pass out from boredom or from thinking I’m delusional because I missed basic facts and made what I do remember just fit how I want it to. See, that’s why I deserve more respect than what I’ve been given by every promoter I’ve ever had… even though they went out of their way to protect me from myself. They were all holding me back and…
Jade frowns again.
"Stephanie Miller:" i thought you just said they were going out of their way to protect you?
Robert shakes his head.
"Kyle Travis:" See, I deserve respect because when they were doing that, they were holding me back. I’m a sadistic, violent bastard and… hey, where’s my crutch… i mean, crowbar…
Jade cocks her head.
"Stephanie Miller:" I don’t think you brought it with you.
Robert starts looking around frantically.
"Kyle Travis:" What? No… I… I need it! I have to have it because I’m nothing without it! I can’t do anything unless i can dwell on the past, pretend I have a family and make idle threats with my crowbar!
Jade watches him search the room for it and nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" So, what would happen if somebody went after your family?
Robert waves her off.
"Kyle Travis:" I would just wave my crowbar at them while telling more stories about guys you’ve never heard of in places you’ve never been until you fall asleep and forget what i was talking about…
Jade nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" And if they threatened your trophy room?
Robert stops what he’s doing, wheels and marches up to her wild-eyed.
"Kyle Travis:" How DARE you! Nobody threatens my past accomplishments, do you hear me? NOBODY! They mean more to me than my wife and children do! I actually show them off and to the world and they show you all why i deserve respect! Nobody fucks with my trophy room and lives! I WILL make idle threats of violence i can never actually carry out and actually try if somebody did that because, like i said, those trophies are the most important thing in my life!
Jade nods.
"Stephanie Miller:" I think somebody just went there with a lighter.
Robert’s eyes go wide and he turns, running for the door.
"Kyle Travis:" NOOOOO!!!! MY BABIES!!!! DADDY’S COMING!!!!!
As Robert leaves, Cole Hunter walks into the shot and looks directly into the camera, smirking with savage amusement.
Cole Hunter You, more dangerous than Michael Rivers…
He snickers cruelly as Jade nods behind him.
Cole Hunter Just keep telling yourself that…
