Post by K.I.S.S. on Feb 7, 2014 21:21:30 GMT -6
Ashley Kenyon stands in her bathroom, looking at herself in the mirror as she primps for a night out with her friends. For once, this was just going to be a night for fun. There was no job involved, no target that needed surveillance or working. The only thing they had to do tonight was enjoy themselves in whatever manner they wished. Ashley finishes brushing her hair and then nods to herself in the mirror.
Ashley Kenyon: Ok...
Suddenly, her elder sister's voice rings out from the next room.
Bethany Kenyon: ASH!!!
Ashley shakes her head, rolling her eyes. Bethany was always impatient when it came to keeping a schedule even if it wasn't absolutely necessary and it appeared tonight would be no different.
Ashley Kenyon: Jesus, keep your shorts on, I'm coming!
She flips the light switch to the off position and then walks out into the hallway where her little calico kitten, Sif, waited for her. Ashley leans down and scratches the kitten behind her ears before continuing on down the hallway towards the front room of the house. Once there, Ashley finds Bethany and their friend and manager, Nikki Peltier, waiting for her. Nikki grins while Bethany just stands there with her arms crossed in annoyance.
Bethany Kenyon: I swear, if you're gonna be this late, I'm moving back in!
Ashley stops in her tracks.
Ashley Kenyon: Well, hello to you too, Bethy...
As Bethany's arms drop to her sides, Nikki steps in between them.
Nikki Peltier: Guys... come on...
Bethany nods apologetically.
Bethany Kenyon: Sorry...
Ashley nods knowingly. This happened a lot.
Ashley Kenyon: So, where we going?
Nikki smiles.
Nikki Peltier: Prey?
Both Bethany and Ashley laugh.
Ashley Kenyon: Richie's playing tonight, ain't he?
Nikki nods happily.
Bethany Kenyon: Alright... we can go there. It'll give us a chance to thank Carrie.
Ashley smirks.
Ashley Kenyon: And Billy...
Now it's Nikki's turn to nod knowingly.
Nikki Peltier: So when were you going to tell us that Billy isn't a dealer who frequents the place, he actually works there and was the other guy who helped save your ass from the target the other night?
Ashley's jaw drops.
Ashley Kenyon: I...
Bethany smiles genuinely.
Bethany Kenyon: Is he who you went home with too?
Ashley starts to protest the question but stops herself and nods.
Ashley Kenyon: I've brought him here a couple of times now.
Bethany and Nikki both nod.
Bethany Kenyon: Is it going anywhere?
Ashley shrugs.
Ashley Kenyon: I don't know yet. So far it's just been a couple of fun nights.
As Bethany nods worriedly, taking this information in, Nikki smiles.
Nikki Peltier: So now we've got real reasons to go there besides good tunes and booze?
Ashley nods and the three of them make their way out to the car. Twenty minutes later, Nikki is standing over by a wall closer to the stage to give herself a good view of the singer/guitar player in the band while Ashley and Bethany are at the bar being served by their friend, the bartender that helped Ashley out the other night, Carrie Winter.
Bethany accepts her beer and smiles.
Bethany Kenyon: Thanks, Carrie.
Carrie nods.
Carrie Winter: Where's your friends?
Ashley nods forward.
Ashley Kenyon: Jeszika's in New York. Nikki's over there getting herself a dog's eye view of the guitar player.
Carrie smiles, almost laughing.
Carrie Winter: Those two just need to go for it already...
Ashley nods her agreement.
Ashley Kenyon: Is Billy around?
Carrie nods.
Carrie Winter: Usual place... if you head over there, he might hook you up.
Ashley squeals excitedly and hurries off.
Bethany Kenyon: Is he ok?
Carrie frowns.
Carrie Winter: Billy?
Bethany nods.
Carrie Winter: He's...
She exhales heavily.
Carrie Winter: He's a nice guy but he's got a habit. Jonas has him working here so he and I can keep an eye on him. Jonas considers him a brother because his family took Billy in when Billy's parents had a car crash years ago. He's almost always in some kind of stupid little trouble and Jonas thought maybe giving him a job here would straighten him out.
Bethany glances over, scanning the bar for her sister now.
Bethany Kenyon: Should I be worried?
Carrie shrugs.
Carrie Winter: Depends, how much do you trust your sister?
Bethany stops looking and just stares for a second.
Bethany Kenyon: Normally? Completely...
She trails off and Carrie nods knowingly.
Carrie Winter: But here?
Bethany turns back to face Carrie.
Bethany Kenyon: When it comes to him... I don't know...
As Carrie nods, the band kicks into a real rocker that gets the crowd going good.
Bethany Kenyon: They seem to be a really good band.
Carrie nods, smiling.
Carrie Winter: The Red Hoods? Yeah... usually get the people hopping. Richie's a great frontman. J there on bass is a nice guy when he's not drunk or fighting. So's Tim, the drummer, though he ends up arguing with his girlfriend, Stephanie, a lot.
Bethany nods.
Bethany Kenyon: Who's she?
Carrie nods down the bar, smiling just a little too much.
Carrie Winter: She's the other bartender.
Bethany glances down at the blonde bartender working the other end of the bar and nods.
Bethany Kenyon: You got a thing for blondes or just that one?
Carrie shakes her head.
Carrie Winter: Stephanie's my best friend but no, we've never. She'd drive me crazy as jealous as she gets.
Bethany nods as she takes in the sights of the band rocking out.
Bethany Kenyon: So...
Carrie smiles, knowing exactly what's on her mind.
Carrie Winter: Look, Richie Damian is just a nice guy. He holds that group together even if he and Jason get into it every so often over J's willingness to get a little violent when he drinks. Hey play great together though and really drive business in here. Jonas loves having them play as often as he can even if Tim and Stephanie have their moments when Steph thinks he's getting too much female attention.
Bethany laughs.
Bethany Kenyon: He's the drummer in a popular band and he's cute...
Carrie shrugs.
Carrie Winter: Yeah well, don't tell Stephanie you think he's cute or there'll be a problem.
Bethany shakes her head.
Bethany Kenyon: He's not really my type but I can recognize a nice-looking guy when I see one.
Carrie smiles again at this.
Carrie Winter: What is your type then?
Bethany glances back to find the bartender smiling... that way... at her. Was this woman actually flirting with her?
Bethany Kenyon: I...
Before she can answer, Ashley returns with stars in her eyes.
Ashley Kenyon: You guys gotta try this!
Bethany and Carrie turn to see what she's talking about.
Bethany Kenyon: Try what?
Ashley holds out a vial while rubbing on her nose and sniffling hard.
Ashley Kenyon: Billy got a new supplier and man is it gooood...
Carrie nods.
Carrie Winter: I've heard...
Ashley sniffs again.
Ashley Kenyon: Didn't try it?
Carrie shakes her head.
Carrie Winter: I was busy the other nights.
Bethany just looks at her sister skeptically.
Bethany Kenyon: How much did you get from him?
Ashley shrugs, blinking furiously and still sniffing .
Ashley Kenyon: What?
Bethany shakes her head.
Bethany Kenyon: HOW. MUCH. DID. YOU. GET?
Ashley nods.
Ashley Kenyon: Oh... enough for everybody...
She holds out the vial and Bethany takes it just as Nikki comes walking over.
Nikki Peltier: Lord, I think I'm in heaven...
She pauses at the sight of the vial.
Nikki Peltier: What's that?
Ashley grins and Nikki nods with understanding.
Nikki Peltier: None for me tonight... I wanna be able to talk...
Bethany and Carrie grin.
Bethany Kenyon: Yeah... talk...
Nikki shrugs.
Nikki Peltier: You mind if I take a cab home?
Bethany smiles.
Bethany Kenyon: Have fun...
Nikki nods and runs off again knowing the band will finish it's set soon.
Bethany Kenyon: How much longer do they have?
Carrie glances at the clock.
Carrie Winter: Ten minutes...
Ashley nods grinning.
Ashley Kenyon: I'm gonna go... you know...
Bethany nods.
Bethany Kenyon: Enjoy...
Ashley hurries off while Bethany just stands there against the bar holding the vial.
Bethany Kenyon: Guess I'm flying solo now tonight...
Carrie nods as she refills Bethany's glass.
Carrie Winter: Don't worry... they'll be fine...
Bethany nods.
Bethany Kenyon: You want some?
Carrie looks at the vial and then shrugs.
Carrie Winter: Well... I was curious...
Bethany nods and within second, both have indulged themselves.
Bethany Kenyon: Wow...
Carrie nods as they both stand there with the same reaction Ashley had.
Carrie Winter: Ok, I gotta give it to Billy this time...
Bethany nods her agreement.
Bethany Kenyon: Man...
Within the hour, they've drained the vial with both drinking to even it out.
Bethany Kenyon: This is good shit...
Carrie Winter: That it is... good thing I get off soon...
Bethany grins drunkenly.
Bethany Kenyon: Can I help with that?
Carrie grins back, looking equally drunk.
Carrie Winter: I've got a room here...
Bethany smiles.
Bethany Kenyon: Well... shit... here's to us!
She empties her glass and slams it down on the bar, smiling stupidly, knowing where all this excitement has to be going tonight.
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Ashley and Bethany Kenyon stand together before a camra with Ashley holding a laptop computer. She's just watched the other Sang Réal promo and just shakes her head while Bethany stands there wondering what's up.
Ashley Kenyon: Ok... so I get it now...
Bethany frowns.
Bethany Kenyon: Get what?
Ashley nods to the camera.
Ashley Kenyon: That we have to speak slowly now because these guys are basically just rich short bus riders that will miss things if we do not...
Bethany looks at her sister dubiously.
Bethany Kenyon: Ash...
Ashley just nods to the camera.
Ashley Kenyon: They think we're using aliases based on our mother's name...
Bethany steps back, looking somewhat shocked.
Bethany Kenyon: But Mom's name was Selina Kenyon...
Ashley nods knowingly.
Ashley Kenyon: After she married Dad, yes... it was...
Bethany shakes her head.
Bethany Kenyon: You're not seriously gonna tell me they think “Katt” and “Kenyon” sound remotely the same are you?
Ashley Kenyon: No, I'm gonna tell you it says Katt on our work profile and somehow they still think the K in K.I.S.S. stands for Kenyon...
Bethany just looks on and then nods to the computer.
Bethany Kenyon: Alright, play it for me, I might as well see what all you're talking about and pissed at.
A few minutes later, Bethany's just shaking her head while Ashley steps back, her arms crosses in anger.
Bethany Kenyon: I think you're giving them way too much credit, Ash.
Ashley frowns.
Ashley Kenyon: Ok.. let fly cause this I'm sure we all...
She nods to the camera.
Ashley Kenyon: Wanna hear...
Bethany nods, looking at the camera and then back to her sister.
Bethany Kenyon: Well, like you said, they kinda come off a little...
Ashley just glares, her arms still folded.
Ashley Kenyon: Special?
Bethany shrugs.
Bethany Kenyon: No, because I don't think they actually are much of that in any sense of the word really. I mean, look at them. So far all they've really said boils down to them telling us they're Daddies are awesome, they're rich and thus better than us followed by attacks on our personal character based on our looks on a constant loop because they have nothing else. Everything they've said has shown they make assumptions based on a quick skim of the situation.
Ashley nods slowly.
Ashley Kenyon: So why does that mean they're not...
Bethany raises a hand to stop her little sister from using that word again.
Bethany Kenyon: Because they're not stupid, they're just lazy and full of it! The name thing for example, they've changed stories based on what they think sounds good at the time because honestly they really have no idea what they're talking about. So in their first promo they said we were named after the song. Then we said the song was named after the band and suddenly their story was they were disappointed because they thought the name meant they were meeting Gene Simmons. It changed because they knew they looked like lazy idiots after the first one but figured they could just laugh it off by saying, “We're rich and you're not, teehee, winning!”
Ashley frowns.
Ashley Kenyon: So they did it again?
Bethany nods.
Bethany Kenyon: Like I said, they have nothing else. Look at them, it's all they talk about is their money and their fathers. That's it and it's because they're too insecure to stand on their own two feet and just to make themselves feel even more superior they automatically assume everybody else has nothing. They look at us and assume we have no family that's ever done anything of importance and if we suddenly told them we did, they'd immediately downplay it by saying they were born into this and their Daddy was better than whoever we tried to trumpet. It's like somebody else said, they're the insecure kids on the playground who tell you how awesome they are sop they don't ever have to prove it!
Ashley starts to nod.
Ashley Kenyon: They sort of remind me of Navin that way.
Bethany starts laughing.
Bethany Kenyon: Oh man, that was just sad...
Ashley looks into the camera.
Ashley Kenyon: I guess we should explain. Navin was a guy who went to college with our brother and he'd never been on a date before because he was from a really strict Indian family. His father was a doctor who'd gone to school in England and really made a great living but had also sheltered the living hell out of Navin and his sister. So when Navin got to college he went a little crazy because he'd never lived in a place where people wore so little clothing and he'd never been that close to half-naked girls before.
Bethany nods.
Bethany Kenyon: Joji didn't help...
Ashley starts fanning herself at the mention of Navin's best friend.
Ashley Kenyon: Oh my God, that guy was hooooot...
Bethany chuckles at her sister.
Bethany Kenyon: Between him and Eric...
Ashley's eyes go wide at the memories.
Ashley Kenyon: Eric had the most gorgeous hair... and the accent...
Bethany nods to the camera.
Bethany Kenyon: He did. And you see, those two are what make us think of you guys as Navin. Joji and Eric were both hot and they were basically pussy machines. They got laid ALL the time and they didn't have to tell you how awesome they were or how many chicks they got. They just did it because it was who they were. Navin, on the other hand, getting laid was ALL he ever talked about because he never got any. He was fixated, he used to sit as his computer and pantomime how he thought you did things while Joji and Eric and whoever else happened to be standing there just stared at him in utter disbelief. He transferred after two years having STILL never gotten laid because every time he started talking he had to constantly remind you that he had money and that he was following his Daddy into that field.
Ashley shakes her head.
Ashley Kenyon: It was pathetic...
Bethany nods her agreement.
Bethany Kenyon: Yes it was. He was the walking embodiment of horribly insecure and he also did the same thing you two do when it came to looks. There were chicks who would have gone out with him and might even have gone for him totally if he hadn't blown them off because they looked poor or dirty or whatever else.
Ashley grins.
Ashley Kenyon: Do you think that's why you never see any ladies around them?
Bethany ponders this for a second.
Bethany Kenyon: I think it's why they called us whores for sure because to them, that's all they know. They're used to being around nothing but gold diggers and prostitutes willing to literally do anything for money and so automatically assume that because we choose to have tattoos and hang-out at rock bars that we must be poor and dirty girls who desperately need them to bestow upon us their grace and money. It never occurs to them that we might have money too and just choose to go where we want, when we want because it's fun, not because it's all we can afford!
Ashley pauses and then nods.
Ashley Kenyon: So if we suddenly see them surrounded by girls in their next production?
Bethany laughs.
Bethany Kenyon: Money can buy you a lot of things...
Ashley laughs hard.
Ashley Kenyon: It's funny that because we have day jobs, we must be whores...
Bethany shrugs.
Bethany Kenyon: By that logic, everybody who works for UWA is a whore working for our new pimp, Georgio including our illustrious royalty boys, Connor and Gabriel.
Ashley raises her right index finger as if to ask a question in class.
Ashley Kenyon: Wouldn't that make their fathers and brothers whores who worked for their pimps/bookers too?
Bethany nods.
Bethany Kenyon: Yeah, but we wouldn't wanna mention that... it might make them sound less refined and pedigreed...
They share a laugh before looking directly into the camera.
Bethany Kenyon: So boys, call us when you got more than just “We have money and our Daddies kicked ass twenty years ago so we're better than you!”
Ashley slaps her ass.
Ashley Kenyon: Until then you can kiss this!
Bethany follows suit
Bethany Kenyon: And then you can kiss your ass goodbye!
Ashley Kenyon: Ok...
Suddenly, her elder sister's voice rings out from the next room.
Bethany Kenyon: ASH!!!
Ashley shakes her head, rolling her eyes. Bethany was always impatient when it came to keeping a schedule even if it wasn't absolutely necessary and it appeared tonight would be no different.
Ashley Kenyon: Jesus, keep your shorts on, I'm coming!
She flips the light switch to the off position and then walks out into the hallway where her little calico kitten, Sif, waited for her. Ashley leans down and scratches the kitten behind her ears before continuing on down the hallway towards the front room of the house. Once there, Ashley finds Bethany and their friend and manager, Nikki Peltier, waiting for her. Nikki grins while Bethany just stands there with her arms crossed in annoyance.
Bethany Kenyon: I swear, if you're gonna be this late, I'm moving back in!
Ashley stops in her tracks.
Ashley Kenyon: Well, hello to you too, Bethy...
As Bethany's arms drop to her sides, Nikki steps in between them.
Nikki Peltier: Guys... come on...
Bethany nods apologetically.
Bethany Kenyon: Sorry...
Ashley nods knowingly. This happened a lot.
Ashley Kenyon: So, where we going?
Nikki smiles.
Nikki Peltier: Prey?
Both Bethany and Ashley laugh.
Ashley Kenyon: Richie's playing tonight, ain't he?
Nikki nods happily.
Bethany Kenyon: Alright... we can go there. It'll give us a chance to thank Carrie.
Ashley smirks.
Ashley Kenyon: And Billy...
Now it's Nikki's turn to nod knowingly.
Nikki Peltier: So when were you going to tell us that Billy isn't a dealer who frequents the place, he actually works there and was the other guy who helped save your ass from the target the other night?
Ashley's jaw drops.
Ashley Kenyon: I...
Bethany smiles genuinely.
Bethany Kenyon: Is he who you went home with too?
Ashley starts to protest the question but stops herself and nods.
Ashley Kenyon: I've brought him here a couple of times now.
Bethany and Nikki both nod.
Bethany Kenyon: Is it going anywhere?
Ashley shrugs.
Ashley Kenyon: I don't know yet. So far it's just been a couple of fun nights.
As Bethany nods worriedly, taking this information in, Nikki smiles.
Nikki Peltier: So now we've got real reasons to go there besides good tunes and booze?
Ashley nods and the three of them make their way out to the car. Twenty minutes later, Nikki is standing over by a wall closer to the stage to give herself a good view of the singer/guitar player in the band while Ashley and Bethany are at the bar being served by their friend, the bartender that helped Ashley out the other night, Carrie Winter.
Bethany accepts her beer and smiles.
Bethany Kenyon: Thanks, Carrie.
Carrie nods.
Carrie Winter: Where's your friends?
Ashley nods forward.
Ashley Kenyon: Jeszika's in New York. Nikki's over there getting herself a dog's eye view of the guitar player.
Carrie smiles, almost laughing.
Carrie Winter: Those two just need to go for it already...
Ashley nods her agreement.
Ashley Kenyon: Is Billy around?
Carrie nods.
Carrie Winter: Usual place... if you head over there, he might hook you up.
Ashley squeals excitedly and hurries off.
Bethany Kenyon: Is he ok?
Carrie frowns.
Carrie Winter: Billy?
Bethany nods.
Carrie Winter: He's...
She exhales heavily.
Carrie Winter: He's a nice guy but he's got a habit. Jonas has him working here so he and I can keep an eye on him. Jonas considers him a brother because his family took Billy in when Billy's parents had a car crash years ago. He's almost always in some kind of stupid little trouble and Jonas thought maybe giving him a job here would straighten him out.
Bethany glances over, scanning the bar for her sister now.
Bethany Kenyon: Should I be worried?
Carrie shrugs.
Carrie Winter: Depends, how much do you trust your sister?
Bethany stops looking and just stares for a second.
Bethany Kenyon: Normally? Completely...
She trails off and Carrie nods knowingly.
Carrie Winter: But here?
Bethany turns back to face Carrie.
Bethany Kenyon: When it comes to him... I don't know...
As Carrie nods, the band kicks into a real rocker that gets the crowd going good.
Bethany Kenyon: They seem to be a really good band.
Carrie nods, smiling.
Carrie Winter: The Red Hoods? Yeah... usually get the people hopping. Richie's a great frontman. J there on bass is a nice guy when he's not drunk or fighting. So's Tim, the drummer, though he ends up arguing with his girlfriend, Stephanie, a lot.
Bethany nods.
Bethany Kenyon: Who's she?
Carrie nods down the bar, smiling just a little too much.
Carrie Winter: She's the other bartender.
Bethany glances down at the blonde bartender working the other end of the bar and nods.
Bethany Kenyon: You got a thing for blondes or just that one?
Carrie shakes her head.
Carrie Winter: Stephanie's my best friend but no, we've never. She'd drive me crazy as jealous as she gets.
Bethany nods as she takes in the sights of the band rocking out.
Bethany Kenyon: So...
Carrie smiles, knowing exactly what's on her mind.
Carrie Winter: Look, Richie Damian is just a nice guy. He holds that group together even if he and Jason get into it every so often over J's willingness to get a little violent when he drinks. Hey play great together though and really drive business in here. Jonas loves having them play as often as he can even if Tim and Stephanie have their moments when Steph thinks he's getting too much female attention.
Bethany laughs.
Bethany Kenyon: He's the drummer in a popular band and he's cute...
Carrie shrugs.
Carrie Winter: Yeah well, don't tell Stephanie you think he's cute or there'll be a problem.
Bethany shakes her head.
Bethany Kenyon: He's not really my type but I can recognize a nice-looking guy when I see one.
Carrie smiles again at this.
Carrie Winter: What is your type then?
Bethany glances back to find the bartender smiling... that way... at her. Was this woman actually flirting with her?
Bethany Kenyon: I...
Before she can answer, Ashley returns with stars in her eyes.
Ashley Kenyon: You guys gotta try this!
Bethany and Carrie turn to see what she's talking about.
Bethany Kenyon: Try what?
Ashley holds out a vial while rubbing on her nose and sniffling hard.
Ashley Kenyon: Billy got a new supplier and man is it gooood...
Carrie nods.
Carrie Winter: I've heard...
Ashley sniffs again.
Ashley Kenyon: Didn't try it?
Carrie shakes her head.
Carrie Winter: I was busy the other nights.
Bethany just looks at her sister skeptically.
Bethany Kenyon: How much did you get from him?
Ashley shrugs, blinking furiously and still sniffing .
Ashley Kenyon: What?
Bethany shakes her head.
Bethany Kenyon: HOW. MUCH. DID. YOU. GET?
Ashley nods.
Ashley Kenyon: Oh... enough for everybody...
She holds out the vial and Bethany takes it just as Nikki comes walking over.
Nikki Peltier: Lord, I think I'm in heaven...
She pauses at the sight of the vial.
Nikki Peltier: What's that?
Ashley grins and Nikki nods with understanding.
Nikki Peltier: None for me tonight... I wanna be able to talk...
Bethany and Carrie grin.
Bethany Kenyon: Yeah... talk...
Nikki shrugs.
Nikki Peltier: You mind if I take a cab home?
Bethany smiles.
Bethany Kenyon: Have fun...
Nikki nods and runs off again knowing the band will finish it's set soon.
Bethany Kenyon: How much longer do they have?
Carrie glances at the clock.
Carrie Winter: Ten minutes...
Ashley nods grinning.
Ashley Kenyon: I'm gonna go... you know...
Bethany nods.
Bethany Kenyon: Enjoy...
Ashley hurries off while Bethany just stands there against the bar holding the vial.
Bethany Kenyon: Guess I'm flying solo now tonight...
Carrie nods as she refills Bethany's glass.
Carrie Winter: Don't worry... they'll be fine...
Bethany nods.
Bethany Kenyon: You want some?
Carrie looks at the vial and then shrugs.
Carrie Winter: Well... I was curious...
Bethany nods and within second, both have indulged themselves.
Bethany Kenyon: Wow...
Carrie nods as they both stand there with the same reaction Ashley had.
Carrie Winter: Ok, I gotta give it to Billy this time...
Bethany nods her agreement.
Bethany Kenyon: Man...
Within the hour, they've drained the vial with both drinking to even it out.
Bethany Kenyon: This is good shit...
Carrie Winter: That it is... good thing I get off soon...
Bethany grins drunkenly.
Bethany Kenyon: Can I help with that?
Carrie grins back, looking equally drunk.
Carrie Winter: I've got a room here...
Bethany smiles.
Bethany Kenyon: Well... shit... here's to us!
She empties her glass and slams it down on the bar, smiling stupidly, knowing where all this excitement has to be going tonight.
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Ashley and Bethany Kenyon stand together before a camra with Ashley holding a laptop computer. She's just watched the other Sang Réal promo and just shakes her head while Bethany stands there wondering what's up.
Ashley Kenyon: Ok... so I get it now...
Bethany frowns.
Bethany Kenyon: Get what?
Ashley nods to the camera.
Ashley Kenyon: That we have to speak slowly now because these guys are basically just rich short bus riders that will miss things if we do not...
Bethany looks at her sister dubiously.
Bethany Kenyon: Ash...
Ashley just nods to the camera.
Ashley Kenyon: They think we're using aliases based on our mother's name...
Bethany steps back, looking somewhat shocked.
Bethany Kenyon: But Mom's name was Selina Kenyon...
Ashley nods knowingly.
Ashley Kenyon: After she married Dad, yes... it was...
Bethany shakes her head.
Bethany Kenyon: You're not seriously gonna tell me they think “Katt” and “Kenyon” sound remotely the same are you?
Ashley Kenyon: No, I'm gonna tell you it says Katt on our work profile and somehow they still think the K in K.I.S.S. stands for Kenyon...
Bethany just looks on and then nods to the computer.
Bethany Kenyon: Alright, play it for me, I might as well see what all you're talking about and pissed at.
A few minutes later, Bethany's just shaking her head while Ashley steps back, her arms crosses in anger.
Bethany Kenyon: I think you're giving them way too much credit, Ash.
Ashley frowns.
Ashley Kenyon: Ok.. let fly cause this I'm sure we all...
She nods to the camera.
Ashley Kenyon: Wanna hear...
Bethany nods, looking at the camera and then back to her sister.
Bethany Kenyon: Well, like you said, they kinda come off a little...
Ashley just glares, her arms still folded.
Ashley Kenyon: Special?
Bethany shrugs.
Bethany Kenyon: No, because I don't think they actually are much of that in any sense of the word really. I mean, look at them. So far all they've really said boils down to them telling us they're Daddies are awesome, they're rich and thus better than us followed by attacks on our personal character based on our looks on a constant loop because they have nothing else. Everything they've said has shown they make assumptions based on a quick skim of the situation.
Ashley nods slowly.
Ashley Kenyon: So why does that mean they're not...
Bethany raises a hand to stop her little sister from using that word again.
Bethany Kenyon: Because they're not stupid, they're just lazy and full of it! The name thing for example, they've changed stories based on what they think sounds good at the time because honestly they really have no idea what they're talking about. So in their first promo they said we were named after the song. Then we said the song was named after the band and suddenly their story was they were disappointed because they thought the name meant they were meeting Gene Simmons. It changed because they knew they looked like lazy idiots after the first one but figured they could just laugh it off by saying, “We're rich and you're not, teehee, winning!”
Ashley frowns.
Ashley Kenyon: So they did it again?
Bethany nods.
Bethany Kenyon: Like I said, they have nothing else. Look at them, it's all they talk about is their money and their fathers. That's it and it's because they're too insecure to stand on their own two feet and just to make themselves feel even more superior they automatically assume everybody else has nothing. They look at us and assume we have no family that's ever done anything of importance and if we suddenly told them we did, they'd immediately downplay it by saying they were born into this and their Daddy was better than whoever we tried to trumpet. It's like somebody else said, they're the insecure kids on the playground who tell you how awesome they are sop they don't ever have to prove it!
Ashley starts to nod.
Ashley Kenyon: They sort of remind me of Navin that way.
Bethany starts laughing.
Bethany Kenyon: Oh man, that was just sad...
Ashley looks into the camera.
Ashley Kenyon: I guess we should explain. Navin was a guy who went to college with our brother and he'd never been on a date before because he was from a really strict Indian family. His father was a doctor who'd gone to school in England and really made a great living but had also sheltered the living hell out of Navin and his sister. So when Navin got to college he went a little crazy because he'd never lived in a place where people wore so little clothing and he'd never been that close to half-naked girls before.
Bethany nods.
Bethany Kenyon: Joji didn't help...
Ashley starts fanning herself at the mention of Navin's best friend.
Ashley Kenyon: Oh my God, that guy was hooooot...
Bethany chuckles at her sister.
Bethany Kenyon: Between him and Eric...
Ashley's eyes go wide at the memories.
Ashley Kenyon: Eric had the most gorgeous hair... and the accent...
Bethany nods to the camera.
Bethany Kenyon: He did. And you see, those two are what make us think of you guys as Navin. Joji and Eric were both hot and they were basically pussy machines. They got laid ALL the time and they didn't have to tell you how awesome they were or how many chicks they got. They just did it because it was who they were. Navin, on the other hand, getting laid was ALL he ever talked about because he never got any. He was fixated, he used to sit as his computer and pantomime how he thought you did things while Joji and Eric and whoever else happened to be standing there just stared at him in utter disbelief. He transferred after two years having STILL never gotten laid because every time he started talking he had to constantly remind you that he had money and that he was following his Daddy into that field.
Ashley shakes her head.
Ashley Kenyon: It was pathetic...
Bethany nods her agreement.
Bethany Kenyon: Yes it was. He was the walking embodiment of horribly insecure and he also did the same thing you two do when it came to looks. There were chicks who would have gone out with him and might even have gone for him totally if he hadn't blown them off because they looked poor or dirty or whatever else.
Ashley grins.
Ashley Kenyon: Do you think that's why you never see any ladies around them?
Bethany ponders this for a second.
Bethany Kenyon: I think it's why they called us whores for sure because to them, that's all they know. They're used to being around nothing but gold diggers and prostitutes willing to literally do anything for money and so automatically assume that because we choose to have tattoos and hang-out at rock bars that we must be poor and dirty girls who desperately need them to bestow upon us their grace and money. It never occurs to them that we might have money too and just choose to go where we want, when we want because it's fun, not because it's all we can afford!
Ashley pauses and then nods.
Ashley Kenyon: So if we suddenly see them surrounded by girls in their next production?
Bethany laughs.
Bethany Kenyon: Money can buy you a lot of things...
Ashley laughs hard.
Ashley Kenyon: It's funny that because we have day jobs, we must be whores...
Bethany shrugs.
Bethany Kenyon: By that logic, everybody who works for UWA is a whore working for our new pimp, Georgio including our illustrious royalty boys, Connor and Gabriel.
Ashley raises her right index finger as if to ask a question in class.
Ashley Kenyon: Wouldn't that make their fathers and brothers whores who worked for their pimps/bookers too?
Bethany nods.
Bethany Kenyon: Yeah, but we wouldn't wanna mention that... it might make them sound less refined and pedigreed...
They share a laugh before looking directly into the camera.
Bethany Kenyon: So boys, call us when you got more than just “We have money and our Daddies kicked ass twenty years ago so we're better than you!”
Ashley slaps her ass.
Ashley Kenyon: Until then you can kiss this!
Bethany follows suit
Bethany Kenyon: And then you can kiss your ass goodbye!
