Post by UWAStaff on Feb 6, 2014 23:02:01 GMT -6
Note- So, Matt Lennox is having some trouble posting things to the forum. He thinks it may be PC issues. So i am posting this for him, as it's written and he just can't post it.
UWAStaff
-End Note-
UWA Reporter- Hello wrestling fans, this is an UWA.com exclusive! We are awaiting the arrival of UWA’s newest wrestler “The Incredible One” Matt Lennox. We have been told he should be here any minute now. Wait, there he is! He’s here now!
The camera cuts over to the door of the press conference room as four body guards come through the door and hold off the reporters and photographers. Lamar Johnson enters the room first on his cell phone and finally Matt Lennox with a huge grin. He does a small pose for the photographers and then makes his way to the front of the press conference room. The two men reach the front of the room and take their seats facing the press. The only thing the two can see is flashes and the bright spot lights on them. Everyone is talking and shouting questions all at the same time making it impossible to even hear yourself think.
Lamar Johnson- Before my client takes any questions from the press. I would like to say a few words before he does so. We don’t have a lot of time today. We have one other press conference, two interviews and one radio show. So he will answer a few questions and then we are out of here!
Matt Lennox- First question! You right there in the front!
Interviewer- Hello Matt let me be the first to welcome you to UWA. I have looked back at your past and you have quite a background with several promotions. What can you bring from your past to UWA?
Matt Lennox- Thank you for the welcome! Now, I wouldn’t say I have been in several promotions but I have been in quite a few. In those promotions I won a few championships here and there and I have won a world title a couple times a while ago but none of that really matters now that I am here in RRW. The one thing I can bring with me that I have had in my past is my will to win and to not trust anyone. The will to win is plain and simple! Every wrestler you meet is going to tell you over and over again how they want to win and rise to the top so they can win the world title. If I win the world title so what? Does that make me the top guy here? Not necessarily. The reason I say that is because even though you are the champion it doesn’t mean you are the top guy. It’s called luck ladies and gentlemen of the press! Hell, I would love to be the champion! But my main goal is to grab this company by the balls and carry it on my back as the top guy. As for my trust issues I have seen the real side of the wrestling business and in order to make it in this business you need to lie. Everybody in wrestling is a liar! I trust nobody and nobody will hold me back from reaching my goal for being the top guy.
Interviewer- So, you are saying if UWA decides to team you up with somebody. You are going to refuse to work with them?
Matt Lennox- Hey, I thought this was a one question thing! Hell, I will answer it anyways. I might not like working with others but as long as I get the win it doesn’t matter. All my teammates have to do is step aside and let me handle the work. After all I am the incredible one! I am god’s gift to wrestling! Alright, next question!
Interviewer 2- Your first match is with Antranig. Both of you are new to this company and I just wanted to know what your game plan is for your match and what are your thoughts on Antranig?
Matt- Well seeing as we are both new to the company it is kind of hard to have any thoughts on the man. He could be the best wrestler in the world or he could be the sorriest wrestler in the world. I really don’t know they guy. But you know what, that is the beauty of it ladies and gentlemen of the press! Not knowing! It gives me more of a challenge to prepare for my match. It means that I need to work even harder while training because I am facing the “unknown”. I love this kind of stuff I live for this kind of stuff! As for your other question it’s plain and simple. Win the match! I could easily break down for you all my moves that I could use on Antranig and I could tell you when I am going to lock him in my deadly incredible lock but, why would I do that? We have all heard it before haven’t we? All I can say is that Antranig is in for quite a match. If he thinks he is going to come out and have the match only last a few minutes he is dead wrong. I am going to put him to work! If you all have done your homework correctly on my backgrounds you will know what it is that I do in the ring and that is destroy my opponent until he can’t move and that is when I lock in the incredible lock. And if the incredible lock doesn’t work, I will just hit him with the incredible slam. I understand this is being streamed live on the internet correct? Well then I hope Antranig has a computer because I want him to know I am coming for him and I won’t leave that arena without a victory. Lamar, you look like you have something important to say?
Lamar- Yes sir! Ladies and gentlemen since Matt just brought something to my attention that being this is being streamed to everyone on the internet. I would like to make a proposition to the UWA locker room. Matt and I are part of a little “clique” if you want to call it that called The Incredible People. Our goal is to one day climb to the top of the UWA mountain and be the top individuals of the company. We are aiming for nothing but greatness! I mean we are greatness after all! But I want to let everyone in that locker room in on a little offer. Everyone in that locker room who is sitting there and thinking “hmm you know I wouldn’t mind being the one of the top guys in UWA”. I want you to join us! Join us and I promise you that you will be the next big thing in professional wrestling because not only will you be teaming up with Matt Lennox but you will also get managed by the greatest manager in wrestling history; me Lamar Johnson!
Matt- One more question and we are out of here. You right there!
Interviewer 3- This question goes to both Lamar and you Matt. From what it sounds like you guys are trying to come into UWA and form a group similar to what the NWO was to WCW. Do you guys want to take over UWA and run out the management like the NWO tried to do back in the 1990’s?
Lamar- Really? I’m not even going to answer that. Matt you handle this. Wow!
Matt- Did you hear a word Lamar just said in his proposition? Because that was not only stupid but also a somewhat offensive question. Where in his statement did you hear him say we are here to take over UWA and run out the management. So far we are very fond of the management here in UWA. They reached out to us and signed us after all. Why would we want to run them out of their jobs? They are the people who sign our checks! We are nothing like the NWO and we will never be like the NWO for a few reasons. One, we won’t fold up like the NWO did because the NWO’s backbone was that old moron Hulk Hogan. The Incredible People has me as the backbone and I will never fall or sell out to anyone. The other reason is simple; we aren’t here to take over UWA. Simple folks. Alright we need to get out of here. We will see you on Monday!
The two gentlemen get up from the table as the photos begin snapping like crazy and people are shouting questions at the two as they are leaving. The camera fades as the two men get into their limo.
UWAStaff
-End Note-
UWA Reporter- Hello wrestling fans, this is an UWA.com exclusive! We are awaiting the arrival of UWA’s newest wrestler “The Incredible One” Matt Lennox. We have been told he should be here any minute now. Wait, there he is! He’s here now!
The camera cuts over to the door of the press conference room as four body guards come through the door and hold off the reporters and photographers. Lamar Johnson enters the room first on his cell phone and finally Matt Lennox with a huge grin. He does a small pose for the photographers and then makes his way to the front of the press conference room. The two men reach the front of the room and take their seats facing the press. The only thing the two can see is flashes and the bright spot lights on them. Everyone is talking and shouting questions all at the same time making it impossible to even hear yourself think.
Lamar Johnson- Before my client takes any questions from the press. I would like to say a few words before he does so. We don’t have a lot of time today. We have one other press conference, two interviews and one radio show. So he will answer a few questions and then we are out of here!
Matt Lennox- First question! You right there in the front!
Interviewer- Hello Matt let me be the first to welcome you to UWA. I have looked back at your past and you have quite a background with several promotions. What can you bring from your past to UWA?
Matt Lennox- Thank you for the welcome! Now, I wouldn’t say I have been in several promotions but I have been in quite a few. In those promotions I won a few championships here and there and I have won a world title a couple times a while ago but none of that really matters now that I am here in RRW. The one thing I can bring with me that I have had in my past is my will to win and to not trust anyone. The will to win is plain and simple! Every wrestler you meet is going to tell you over and over again how they want to win and rise to the top so they can win the world title. If I win the world title so what? Does that make me the top guy here? Not necessarily. The reason I say that is because even though you are the champion it doesn’t mean you are the top guy. It’s called luck ladies and gentlemen of the press! Hell, I would love to be the champion! But my main goal is to grab this company by the balls and carry it on my back as the top guy. As for my trust issues I have seen the real side of the wrestling business and in order to make it in this business you need to lie. Everybody in wrestling is a liar! I trust nobody and nobody will hold me back from reaching my goal for being the top guy.
Interviewer- So, you are saying if UWA decides to team you up with somebody. You are going to refuse to work with them?
Matt Lennox- Hey, I thought this was a one question thing! Hell, I will answer it anyways. I might not like working with others but as long as I get the win it doesn’t matter. All my teammates have to do is step aside and let me handle the work. After all I am the incredible one! I am god’s gift to wrestling! Alright, next question!
Interviewer 2- Your first match is with Antranig. Both of you are new to this company and I just wanted to know what your game plan is for your match and what are your thoughts on Antranig?
Matt- Well seeing as we are both new to the company it is kind of hard to have any thoughts on the man. He could be the best wrestler in the world or he could be the sorriest wrestler in the world. I really don’t know they guy. But you know what, that is the beauty of it ladies and gentlemen of the press! Not knowing! It gives me more of a challenge to prepare for my match. It means that I need to work even harder while training because I am facing the “unknown”. I love this kind of stuff I live for this kind of stuff! As for your other question it’s plain and simple. Win the match! I could easily break down for you all my moves that I could use on Antranig and I could tell you when I am going to lock him in my deadly incredible lock but, why would I do that? We have all heard it before haven’t we? All I can say is that Antranig is in for quite a match. If he thinks he is going to come out and have the match only last a few minutes he is dead wrong. I am going to put him to work! If you all have done your homework correctly on my backgrounds you will know what it is that I do in the ring and that is destroy my opponent until he can’t move and that is when I lock in the incredible lock. And if the incredible lock doesn’t work, I will just hit him with the incredible slam. I understand this is being streamed live on the internet correct? Well then I hope Antranig has a computer because I want him to know I am coming for him and I won’t leave that arena without a victory. Lamar, you look like you have something important to say?
Lamar- Yes sir! Ladies and gentlemen since Matt just brought something to my attention that being this is being streamed to everyone on the internet. I would like to make a proposition to the UWA locker room. Matt and I are part of a little “clique” if you want to call it that called The Incredible People. Our goal is to one day climb to the top of the UWA mountain and be the top individuals of the company. We are aiming for nothing but greatness! I mean we are greatness after all! But I want to let everyone in that locker room in on a little offer. Everyone in that locker room who is sitting there and thinking “hmm you know I wouldn’t mind being the one of the top guys in UWA”. I want you to join us! Join us and I promise you that you will be the next big thing in professional wrestling because not only will you be teaming up with Matt Lennox but you will also get managed by the greatest manager in wrestling history; me Lamar Johnson!
Matt- One more question and we are out of here. You right there!
Interviewer 3- This question goes to both Lamar and you Matt. From what it sounds like you guys are trying to come into UWA and form a group similar to what the NWO was to WCW. Do you guys want to take over UWA and run out the management like the NWO tried to do back in the 1990’s?
Lamar- Really? I’m not even going to answer that. Matt you handle this. Wow!
Matt- Did you hear a word Lamar just said in his proposition? Because that was not only stupid but also a somewhat offensive question. Where in his statement did you hear him say we are here to take over UWA and run out the management. So far we are very fond of the management here in UWA. They reached out to us and signed us after all. Why would we want to run them out of their jobs? They are the people who sign our checks! We are nothing like the NWO and we will never be like the NWO for a few reasons. One, we won’t fold up like the NWO did because the NWO’s backbone was that old moron Hulk Hogan. The Incredible People has me as the backbone and I will never fall or sell out to anyone. The other reason is simple; we aren’t here to take over UWA. Simple folks. Alright we need to get out of here. We will see you on Monday!
The two gentlemen get up from the table as the photos begin snapping like crazy and people are shouting questions at the two as they are leaving. The camera fades as the two men get into their limo.