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::The computers and now televisions across the country flashed the U.W.A. Logo before showing a shot of the roaring crowd, getting bigger every show it seemed like. The camera took a moment to browse the fans, showing signs for this mystery stalker, the TV Champion Lacey Roberts and several proposals to the Arsenal girls.

The camera shifted from the crowd to the announce table to show Jason Chase sitting beside that strange man with the slender build, the quiet voice and the multicolored hair. Jason offered a wide smile, and Micheal sat expressionless.::

Jason Chase: “Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Monday Night Mayhem! For the second week in a row I am joined by Lula Davidson!”

Michael Rivers: “And me jackass.”

Jason Chase: “Yes....and Mr. Rivers. Joy.”

Michael Rivers: “Careful. You know bad things happen to annoying people right.”

Lula Davidson: “....Like.....firing him maybe?”

Michael Rivers: “......Perhaps?”

Jason Chase: “....Could you sound anymore hopeful Lula?!”

Michael Rivers: “....Anyway, if we can take a break from jason being a little girl. We have an exciting night for you all tonight. The volitile beast known as Sentinel teams up with the two women he knocked out last week to take on the Tag Champions and TV Champ Lacey Roberts.”

Lula Davidson: “.....And if he strikes his partners in any way he loses his title shot.”

Michael Rivers: “I would almost say it would be worth it. Just to see him snap.”

Jason Chase: “That wouldn't be good for anyone!”

Michael Rivers: “And thus good for everyone

Lula Davidson: “Yes, that's solid logic. Anyway, in other action we have The Cornbread Mafia taking on the team of Cole Hunter and Artemis and of course The Silver Baron takes on Ashley Kenyon and Vince Jones takes on Bob Brooks.”

Jason Chase: “....What about amy Zing and the new guy, Breaker?”

Michael Rivers: “Seems they have fallen victim to whatever is happening to our booking department.”

Jason Chase; “You think so?”

Michael Rivers: “The show must go on.”

::The arena lights go out. The crowd gives a mixed reaction, although it is more cheers than boos, as the opening chords of "Kashmir" by Bond begin to play. The lights come back up. Kyle Travis stands at the top of the entrance way, crowbar in hand.::

Lula: "The crowd has come around for Kyle Travis."

Jason Chase: "They are like a wave of disappointment. He used to be so cool. Proud of himself and full of conviction. Now all he does is try and pander to this crowd. It's pathetic."

Lula: "He used to focus in things that didn't matter, and call out people over things which were irrelevent. Remember that whole Jeszika twin thing? It was ridiculous, but this new man he is showing us, is right where he needs to be. I am proud of him."

Michael Rivers: "He needs to quit sticking his head in the bee hive. No matter what kind of man he is."

::"The Canadian Legend" climbs the stairs and enters the ring taking am ic from an attendant. He waits for the crowd to die down before he talks.

Travis: "Well I'm here Danaka and the challenge is accepted. So which minion are you and your "dark master" sending to face me, because Spring Slaughter is right around the corner and I have nothing to do that night!"

::The crowd bursts into cheers.::

Travis: "You can answer me later, or you can answer me right now, but either way, I know it will not be you Danaka. Joshua McBride may have failed. He may have been a huge disappointment, but he had one thing you and your "master" lack."

::"The Once and Future King" turns towards the entrance way.::

Travis: "You Danaka, are not a prophet, not the pope, not the caliph. Hell, you aren't even an alter girl. You're a sheep. A spinelss mouthpeice for a coward hiding behind minions and hype because he's unwilling to show his face and admit that he's running the trainwreck that is the Children of Nephilim. At least McBride was willing to get the job done himself rather than hide behind the minion squad, unlike you, who keeps going on and on about things no one even cares about anymore, because they have heard your schtick before, and your so-called master, who, honestly, I do not think actually exists."

Travis: "So tell me who among the lackeys I have to tear through first, because I will tear through them. The Children of Nephilim have gone on too long. You and your master have spent too long in the darkness, hiding like rats in the shadows. It is time to either step out into the light or be dragged out."

::Travis drops the mic and heads to the back as "Kashmir" by Bond replays.::

Lula: "Will Danaka have an answer for Kyle Travis tonight?"

Chase: "She has to."

Michael Rivers: "We all know she will.”

Jamie Hensley: “The following contest is a non-title match, introducing first, wrestling out of Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 225 pounds, “The World Player” THE SILVER BARON!!!”

The lights dim down and a single spotlight is shown at the stage, as 'Look Pimpin begins'

You see my swag

Now you wanna come and give me all this drag

I think you better back (back)

Because my hand is itching to give you a smack

::The Silver Baron rises up from beneath the stage, with one of his main girls, Nicole, arms linked around his on the efft. Once fully risen up, he looks around, before Nicole lets go and the Silver Baron raises his hands up in the air.::

What's your name again Jack?

It's the end of the road ain't no turning back

Don't let the fly taste fool you

Matter fact it's about time that I school you

Don't worry I'm not in a hurry

I don't even wanna get my fresh gear dirty

A little birdie chirped of your flurry

Now I must nip it or better yet bury

::The Silver Baron begins to casually walk to the ring, occasionally reaching over to slap hands with some of the fans, along with a bit of flirting to some of the ladies. He is followed closely by Nicole.::

Your entity look at me while I'm talking

I heard you lurking or was it even stalking

My program thinking you're the man in the place

Now it's about time you catch a hand to the face

::Once both reach the ring, Nicole gets up, and poses at the ropes, while The Silver Baron slides in. Immediately, he climbs up on the nearest turnbuckle, outstretches his arms, before tapping himself twice on the chest with his scepter.::

Look Pimpin' I ain't playing

In a minute you're gonna be laying

On the ground I ain't messing around

My city, my rules, my money, my town
Look Pimpin' I ain't playing

In a minute you're gonna be laying

On the ground I ain't messing around

My city, my rules, my money, my town

Lula Davidson: “We’d heard rumblings about Jade all day.”

Jason Chase: “The pimp’s lost a ho...”

Michael Rivers: “.....Seriously?”

Lula Davidson: “I’ll have you out of here if you say that again!”

Jason Chase: “Well, there is one less lady at ringside with him, do the math.”

Michael Rivers: “One of us has to, Since we know you aren't capable.”

Jamie Hensley: “And his opponent, wrestling out of New Orleans, Louisiana and weighing in at 135 pounds, she is the reigning Co-UWA North American Champion, ASHLEY KENYON!!!”

::Black Spiders' “Kiss Tried To Kill Me” starts up. With lights dancing around, Ashley Kenyon comes walking out alone. She tries to make eye contact with every person in the place, hoping to tease them all into a frenzy. She makes her way to the ring and slides in, climbing up onto the nearest corner and dancing a bit for the onlooking crowd.::

Lula Davidson: “And another rumor is confirmed, Ashley is out here without her manager or her sister!”

Jason Chase: “Maybe she’s finally wised up.”

Lula Davidson: “About what?”

Jason Chase: “Where she stands in the pecking order!”

Michael Rivers: “She always seemed to stand in the shadow of the larger group. Maybe she just got tired of never getting a tan and decided to enjoy the sun. it wouldn't be the first time.”

::The bell sounds and the two competitors lock-up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Baron quickly powers Ashley back into the corner, Ashley trying to push on his face to get him off of her. Baron releases his grip and pats her cheek patronizingly as he starts to step back. Ashley glares at him angrily and Baron gives her the pimp hand. Ashley staggers back and Baron nods before snapping off a punch. He fires off a few more and gives her the Shake, Rattle & Roll, the final shot sending Ashley crashing to the mat. Baron drop down for the cover and hooks her leg.::

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FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!

::Baron goes to pull her up but Ashley quickly pulls him down into an inside cradle, bouncing off the ropes to get it into primo position.::

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REVERSAL!!!

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ASHLEY REVERSES BACK BY KICKING OFF THE ROPES!!!

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KICKOUT!!!

::Both competitors get to their feet and Baron looks for a big clothesline. Ashley jumps up for a leg lariat and Baron catches her, reversing the move into a blue thunder bomb and cover.::

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::Ashley wraps her legs around his head and neck and slides into a figure four around Baron’s neck. Baron reaches out and grabs the ropes causing the referee to call for the break.::

Lula Davidson: “Baron looked like he had her until Ashley grabbed his neck in a vice!”

Jason Chase: “He’s used to having chicks in that position but I’m not sure he enjoyed that as much as he usually does.”

Lula Davidson: “She was kind of cutting off his blood and air supply.”

Jason Chase: “Yeah, you usually pay double for that kind of action!”

Michael Rivers: “Baron is more then just a pimp. If he left go of all of this attachment and embraced his inner monster.....he could become something new. Something different....something wonderous.

::Both competitors get to their feet and Ashley hits a rolling kick to the mouth that sends Baron reeling back a couple of steps. Ashley jumps up and gives him a knee strike to the face and then pulls down into position for a ddt. Baron blocks the move and reverses into a bridging northern lights suplex.::

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KICKOUT!!!

::Ashley takes his head in a front facelock on the mat and Baron starts to trying to fight her off. He gets up to his knees and Ashley jumps into a guillotine hold. As she goes for the bodyscissors, Baron goes for a northern lights again. Ashley releases and jumps onto the corner, landing on the second turnbuckle. She jumps up to the top rope and launches herself into a moonsault. Baron moves and Ashley manages to land on her feet. Baron comes rushing out of the corner for a running enziguri. He connects and ashley plummets to the mat like she’s been shot. Baron pounces on her, looking for the Silver Lining but Ashley manages to grab the ropes before he can sink it in properly. Baron pats her on the head again and as she stands up, he gives her the Pimp Hand. Ashley bounces back into the ropes and comes off looking for an angry clothesline. Baron catches her coming off for a Fujiwara armbar takedown. Ashley thrashes about until she gets a foot on the ropes and Baron releases the hold. Ashley starts up and Baron goes for a la magistral cradle.::

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KICKOUT!!!

::Ashley starts up and Baron smirks at her. He starts to look for a clothesline and Ashley jumps up into a knee strike to the face. baron staggers and she grabs him in a muay thai clinch, driving her knee into his crotch. Baron’s eyes go wide in pain as the referee starts to give Ashley a warning. She maintains her grip and blasts him in the crotch again. The referee warns her a second time and she lets go. Baron starts to stand up and Ashley kicks him with what amounts to the Ballbreaker in the middle of the ring in full view of the referee. Baron collapses to his knees as the referee calls for the bell.::

Lula Davidson: “What did she do that for?”

Jason Chase: “I think Miss Ashley has had enough...”

Lula Davidson: “Of what?”

Jason Chase: “Everything.”

Jamie Hensley: “Here is your winner via disqualification, the Silver Baron!”

::The camera shifts Backstage where Cole Hunter and the woman known as Artemis stand with Stephanie Miller.::

Stephanie: "I’m here with a team making it’s… is this your debut as a team? Is it…"

::Cole smirks and glances at Artemis.::

Cole: "Exquisite, is she not?"

::Artemis smirks.::

Artemis: "Deliciously so."

::As Stephanie searches for words, Craven comes walking into the shot. Cole sees him coming and nods. ::

Cole: "Mister Craven… run out of customers to stalk or poison?"

::Craven just stares at him.::

Cole: "The learned daughter of Hans flew, flew away and you felt this was in error and chased unto the ends of the earth… to feed her cocaine and pill habits…"

Artemis: "Don't worry, we looked after her... She left incredibly happy...."

::Craven's eyes narrow.::

Craven: "You never got near Skylar."

::Cole smirks.::

Cole: "Your kittens have no claws, and thus we required alternate arrangements..."

::Craven nods, angrily, knowingly.::

Craven: "You had no right!"

Cole: "You think so? Contractual agreements say otherwise..."

::He pauses and then nods in acknowledgement.::

Cole: "Granted, we did not deal the poor girl anything like you could have..."

Craven: "I am not a dealer!"

Artemis: "Dishing drugs out to people, uh, correct me if I'm wrong but isn’t that like the definition of a dealer..."

::She growls.::

Artemis: "At least be a fucking god damned man and admit to being the scum you are...."

Craven: "The only thing I do, is watch over their stuff and make sure they don't take the whole bottle at once."

::Cole nods.::

Cole: "So, you do engage in distribution?"

Artemis: "You feed them drugs, you got that little box you have in your car, you give them drugs, that makes you a dealer, you asshole...."

::She grits her teeth, her anger growing.::

Craven: "What are you, his fucking chihuahua?"

Artemis: "Chihuahua? I'll show you a fucking Chihuahua!"

::She launches herself at him with a feral snarl, fists flying. Cole catches her and pulls her back.::

Cole: "Enhance your calm, My Huntress, opportunity shall arrive shortly..."

Artemis: "Enhance my calm? Bastard is not only exactly like him and those assholes... He calls me a fucking Chihuahua... I will not stand for it! I wont!!!"

::As she snarls, Cole pulls her back out of the shot and Craven just shakes his head.::

Craven: "Dude needs to keep his bitch on her leash..."

::Artemis’s voice comes back from off-camera.::

Artemis: "I'll show you the bitch, you asshole!"

::Craven starts to walk off and Cole moves in behind him, firing Artemis forward into the back of Craven's leg like a torpedo. Craven crashes down hard and Cole drags him up. With Stephanie and Artemis looking on, Cole hooks Craven up and hits On The Hunt on the concrete.::

Artemis: "Bastard got what he deserved!"

::She smirks and Cole takes her by the hand, leading her away as Craven lies on the floor unconscious. The two head out of Camera frame for their match coming up next.

The camera shifts back to the ringside area where “Requiem” by Metalica and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra plays over the arena. Connor Murphy and Gabriel Krown, Sang Réal, walk out to a chorus of boos and jeers. The two men raise their UWA Tag Team Championships.::

Jason Chase: "Didn’t they challenge you to a fight?”

Lula Davidson: "Yes they did.”

Michael Rivers: "And i will answer it. In my own time."

::Sang Réal makes their way to the announce table, shooing away Lula and Chase and taking their spot. And as per usual, the only one left was Michael.::

Murphy: “That’s right ladies and gentlemen, it’s us again.”

Krown: "And you have been challenged little man."

Michael Rivers: "And i accept....in my own time. The people in U.W.A. need to understand patience. You two lemmings..just talk amungst yourselves. You know the drill."

::The lights go out and Marilyn Manson's "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)" starts. A strobe effect plays in time to the riff, allowing all eyes to find Cole Hunter standing in the shadows of the entranceway, smirking cruelly. Artemis stands next to him, scowling at the crowd. At 0.56, he starts to walk forward, his hands outstretched as if to invite everyone in close to him. He raises his hands up and folds them into a gun shape bringing the "barrel" up to his lips. He kisses it and then points it around to the fans as if to say "I could have you... or you... or you..." . Artemis ignores the crowd as she walks down the ramp to the ring. He steps into the ring and makes his way to a corner, facing the entranceway, waiting for his next victim to arrive as the lights come back up. Artemis stands in the ring, awaiting her opponents.::

Jamie Hensley: "Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisiana and weighing a combined weight of 330 pounds…Collllle Huuuunterrr and Arrrtemisss!”

Krown: “God damn that girl is pale. Seriously, has she ever seen the sun?”

Murphy: “Clearly not.”

Krown: “And there’s Cole, shooting into the crowd.”

::Molly Hatchet's “Cornbread Mafia” starts playing and the two young southern brothers, Cameron and Shawn Worley, walk out nodding their heads along. They make their way down to the ring, looking just as ready to party as they are to fight, which to them is almost the same thing anyway. They step into the ring, hooping and hollaring, ready to go with whatever they got tonight.::

Jamie Hensley: "And their opponents, from West Union, South Carolina and weighing 397 pounds…Shawn and Cameron Worley…The Cornbread Mafiaaaa!”

Krown: “This is rare, two matches in a month. Who didn’t show up?”

::Shawn and Cole start off for their teams. The referee signals for the bell and the two men lock up. Neither man seems to be able to get an advantage as they lock up and push each other around the ring, ending up in the corner. Cole slips partially through the ropes, causing Shawn to back away.::

Murphy: “Cole Hunter likes to think he could have anyone in the crowd. The only issue is that no one wants him.”

::Cole steps back into the ring, taking a cheap shot at Shawn and following with a dropkick, taking him down. Shawn gets back up, only to be caught with an Irish whip.::

Krown: “So are Cole and Artemis in the Sin City Knights? I see them in the Pleasure Dome all the time.”

Murphy: “I am pretty sure there are no more Sin City Knights. And if there are, then let’s assume yes, because it’s just a revolving door.”

Michael Rivers: "Look guys....a dead horse!"

Murphy: "Why don't we just end you now?"

Michael Rivers: "Because deep down inside you suffer from the same weakness everyone else does."

Krown: "And what's that?"

Michael Rivers: "Curiosity gentlemen. If you, as you claim, end me, you will never know what happens next. and that is the one weakness everyone shares."

::Shawn manages to reverse the Irish whip and takes Cole down with a drop toe hold and follows with an elbow drop.::

Murphy: “The Worleys were ones asked how you keep a moron in suspense. And they still eagerly awaiting the answer.”

::Cole manages to get back to his feet, but Shawn is there with a few quick punches and a headbutt, staggering Hunter. Sensing his advantage, Shawn shoots Cole into the corner and charges in.::

Murphy: “You would think a headbutt would be potentially dangerous for the Worleys, but neither has much to protect.”

Krown: “Southern by the grace of God, inbred by South Carolina.”

::Shawn hits the turnbuckle hard as Cole moves out of the way. Shawn staggers back, which allows Cole to take him down with a bulldog and then hit a standing moonsault to Shawn’s lower back. He rolls him over for a pinfall.::

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Kickout!

::Getting to his feet, Cole grabs Shawn as soon as he is up and whips him into the corner. He follows in, nailing a dropkick. Shawn slumps in the corner. The tag is made from Cole to Artemis, who comes into the ring and starts kicking at Shawn until the referee forces her to back off.::

Murphy: “Artemis once went to Atlanta and accidently ended up with a walk on role in the next season of the The Walking Dead.”

Krown: “Crayola cannot make a white as white as Artemis.”

::Using an armbar, Artemis pulls Shawn up and nails him with a roundhouse, taking him back down.::

Krown: “Artemis is so white, the KKK told her it was enough.”

::As Shawn starts to get up, Artemis throws a series of kicks at his chest, and then nails him in the head with a hard kick. She goes for a pin.::

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Krown: “Thank God the mat isn’t white, she’d blend in like a chameleon.”

::Cameron runs in to make the save, pulling Artemis off his brother to break the pin. The referee is quick to force Cameron out of the ring.::

Murphy: “Artemis, of course, is the name of the Greek virgin goddess of childbirth, the moon and hunting, and the patron of young maidens and the twin of Apollo, god of the sun, healing, music, poetry and prophecy. None of those apply to the zombie in the ring.”

::Artemis is quickly back on the attack, attempting an enzugiri, but Shanw manages to duck out of the way and connects with a clothesline, taking Artemis down. He starts to pull himself to his corner.::

Krown: “Proof ghosts can fly.”

::However, Artemis is able to get back to her feet and intercepts Shawn, shooting him into the ropes and catching him with a backbreaker. She quickly goes for the pin, hooking the leg as she covers Shawn.::

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Kickout!

Krown: “Part of me wants to shoot her in the head before she eats someone. The other part wants her to eat the Worleys before someone shoots her.”

::Trying to maintain her momentum, Artemis pulls Shawn, but Shawn manages to get behind her and tosses her up and back with a German suplex. Artemis lands on the mat, folding up like an accordion. Shawn pulls himself over to his corner and tags in Cameron.::

Murphy: “That had to hurt.”

Krown: “The dead don’t feel pain. You have to shoot her in the head to stop her.”

::Tired of waiting on the apron and ready to go, Cameron charges into the ring, taking Artemis down with a clothesline and nailing Cole with another. He moves to the middle of the ring with a “yeee-haw!” to get the crowd fired up.::

Murphy: “And here comes Cameron with the same energy and excitement he had when he asked his brother/father/uncle if he could marry his sister.”

::Continuing the attack, Cameron shoots Artemis across the ring and hoists her up, dropping her down onto the mat with a Samoan drop. He hooks the leg for a pin.::

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Cole makes the save as Artemis kicks out.

Murphy: “And Cole saves his zombie sidekick.”

::Cameron gets to his feet, moving towards the corner as Artemis slowly starts to move. He runs in.::

Krown: “So are Cole and Artemis an item or what is the story.”

Murphy: “I assume it’s a necromancer/minion relationship.”

Krown: “Ah.”

::Before Cameron can connect with his finisher, the Rock-A-Ho, Cole Hunter nails him with a flying clothesline. Cameron rolls out of the ring. This brings Shawn into the ring, who changes and takes Cole out of the ring with a clothesline, dumping them both to the outside. Cameron starts to get to his feet, pulling Shawn up with him.::

Murphy: “And the necromancer saves his zombie minion.”

::Seeing the Worleys on the outside, Artemis gets to her feet and shoots the ropes. She dives out and connects with a suicide dive the Cornbread Mafia.::

Krown: “It’s not so much that it’s a flying zombie as much as it is that it can fly in the first place.”

::Cole rolls Cameron on and moves to the apron. Artemis slides in and makes the tag. Sensing victory, Cole Hunter moves in for the kill, attempting to lock on the EZ Ride Her, but Cameron fights back with a few hard shots, knocking Cole off him and managing to get to his feet.::

Murphy: “You’d think a guy like Hunter would have a better name for a submission hold.”

Krown: “You would.”

::Cole goes for the attack, but Cameron catches him with a fireman’s carry into a flapjack and rolls through to tag in Shawn.::

Murphy: “And here comes dumbass number one.”

::Now Shawn charges into the ring, but Cole nails him with a dropkick and then hits a standing moonsault. He hooks the legs.::

Krown: “And down goes dumbass number one.”

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Th…kickout!

::Cole get to his feet, pulling Shawn up, but Shawn starts to fight back, throwing a few rights and lefts. He shoots Cole into the ropes and connects with a series of chops to Cole’s chest and then dumps him over the top rope, where he lands on the apron.::

Krown: “God damn it Cole, fight! Stop sucking in there.”

::Shawn hoists Cole up and into a suplex, but Cole is able to counter, shifting position so he lands on top of Shawn. As this happened, Krown got to his feet and ran to ringside, keeping out of the referee’s view and holds Shawn’s legs as Cole takes Shawn down. Artemis seems not to notice this either as she is already headin into the ring to stop Cameron from breaking the pin up.::

Murphy: “Oh no, Shawn seems unable to kick out for some strange reason.”

::Shawn attempts to kick out, as Cole has him pinned, but Gabriel Krown has Shawn’s legs.::

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::Cameron runs in to break the pin, but is intercepted with a headscissors from Artemis. ::

Three!

Murphy: “What an upset! What a huge upset! And Michael, Curiosity or not if you keep this up we will end you once and for all fill in."

::Krown quickly moves way from the ringside area. Cole rolls off and out of the ring, raising his arms in victory. Artemis meets him at ringside, throwing her arms up. Sang Réal grab their titles and make their exit from ringside before Shawn and Cameron can recover.::

Jamie Hensley: "Here are your winners…Artemis and Cole Huuunterrrrr!”

::Cameron and Shawn start to get back to their feet while Cole and Artemis make their way to the back. At the top of the entrance way, Sang Réal raises the UWA Tag Team Championships. The Cornbread Mafia dare Sang Réal to step into the ring to fight them, but the UWA Tag Team Champions seems content with taunting their long time rivals from the top of the entrance way.::

Lula Davidson: "Sang Réal cost the Cornbread Mafia a win here tonight.”

Jason Chase: "What? They lost to Cole and Artemis who wanted it more. Don’t make excuses for them.”

Lula Davidson: "The issues between the Cornbread Mafia and Sang Réal are far from over and now it seems they have a hard on for our friend Michael here."

Michael Rivers: "And are quickly climbing to the top of the list."

Jason Chase: "The list of what?"

Michael Rivers: "The people i intend to set on fire."

Lula Davidson: "....on fire?....like no longer have a job?"

Michael Rivers: "Sure, let's go with that."

::The camera shifts then to the backstage area and the darkness. The crowd immediately begins to buzz. They know what this darkness means. Somewhere inside it Danika Bayne and the others waited. Then sure enough first one candle lit showing a darkened locker room and then a second and finally a third showing the gathered children.

The Preistess Maiko sat cross legged on the floor with the twins, Bene Elohim and Sariel standing behind her. In front of all of them stood the now black gowned Danika Bayne. In the black gown her blond hair seemed to shine all the brighter where it came from around the sides of, and surrounded the strange twisted smile now, cry later porcelain mask.::

Danika: “Like a great river the waters flow through the bedrock that is the U.W.A. World. It flows so smooth on the surface, seeming unaffected by the turbulence and chaos lurking underneath it. Who could say how long this great river flowed?”

::Danika extended one of her well manicured hands and the twins of Bene Elohim took it and held as she stepped down off the strange podium where she stood. The masked woman reached up them and caressed the cheek of each of the two boys and then looked back at the camera.::

Danika: “Days? Weeks? Years? Eons? Only the greatest of all lords knows the truth to creation....but once that creation is done and that river begins to flow...the strangest thing happened. From high anon the hill came down two simple rocks.”

::Danika reached out then and cupped the cheek of first one half of Bene Elohim and then the other.::

Danika: “Simple rocks....but once they fell into that river they formed a dam. The more that water flowed the more it slowed until finally that river ran dry.....,that river is Kyle Travis and those rocks....are these boys. Good luck Kyle.....you called down the thunder....well now you got it.

See you at Spring Slaugther.”

::The camera shifted back to the ringside area with the sound of Danika's laugther. A loud gunshot is heard blasting over the loudspeakers and throughout the arena. Next the sound of a live electrical current can be heard pulsing through the air as the voice of 2Pac breaks the silence.::

"Yo we doin' this shit from Cleveland to L.A.
Bruh whatever you killahs want we bringing it
Thug Luv, bitch what time is it?

I don't give a fuck where you lay at
It's time to slay these bitch ass killahs
They ain't even knowing what type of killahs we is

Where my thugs at?
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, I know you mahfuckas been waiting for this shit for a long time
Well here it is here it is what you gone do with it"

::Bizzy Bone takes over with the lyrics on the track as Vince Jones suddenly bursts through the entryway curtains armed with his black, Louisville slugger baseball bat. Jasmine appears through the entryway curtains and follows close behind him. Vince Jones makes his way to the edge of the rampway, raises his arms and the baseball bat over his head, and flashes the hand sign of his old New York street gang, the EDW.::

"Well I must be close to the Armageddon
Lord You know that I won't fly by that lesson
You taught me to pull out my Wesson
You brought and am I stressing it softly"

::Vince Jones slowly makes his way down towards ringside while antagonizing and provoking each and every last person in the stands that he can during his stroll.::

"Get 'em up off me 'cause all we wanted
Was harmony been bombing 'em yell up outta my ghetto
I want settle get on my level
They can't stop me or drop me killah they got me fuck naw
Little Pac get schizophrenic and manage to damage all y'all

I'll talk about 'em and you don't really want it
'Cause they're cornered and I want 'em to jump up
I'd rather say that we came to shut 'em all down
So quick to test bullet yes declare war

Roll and I'll blow when I get the gun for the murder
Mo' horror for what the did it all pause for the cause
And I fin to pull a nine or pistol little killa
Wit mine fuck dem killas it's on

All y'all fall Bizzy gettin' bitches test me bless the floor
In any attempt to arrest me stress me Lord
Looking at death with the last of my breath
Follow follow my kids but don't sin in my steps

Yet the weapon is kept with the best of my secrets
Deep in the leaves I'm alone killa believe
That I can see it if needed an if you really want me in
Well let it be and get the greens and be runnnin' up over Cleveland"

::Vince Jones reaches and enters the ring. He immediately climbs up to the middle turnbuckle where he raises his arms and the Louisville slugger in the air, and flashes the hand sign of the EDW once again.::

"Ha ha ha what's poppin' killa? Put your motherfucking
Hand on your strap killa, we can do this like gangstas and slug it out
Or be like punks and punk it out
Pull your strap on me killa and you better kill me thug life baby"

Jamie Hensely: "The Following is set for one fall. Introducing First. From New York City. Weighing in at 269 pounds. VINCE JONES!"

::After taking in and literally feeding off of the hatred from the crowd he climbs down from the turnbuckle and readies himself for battle as the theme music slowly fades out.::

"Pac Pac run wit us run wit us run wit us
Pac Pac run wit us Pac and RIP with Thug Luv
Pac Pac run wit us run wit us run wit us
Pac Pac run wit us Pac and RIP with Thug Luv"

Lula Davidson: "Vince Jones, the man who has been like a wrecking ball since he walked into U.W.A."

Michael Rivers: "And could be so much better, if he only let go of those who hold him back....like the idiot next to me, who if he falls into that speech crap i will dump him into the nearest river."

Jason Chase: "......"

::Can't Stop begins to play, and shortly after 'Photographer' Bob Brooks walks out from backstage. He's carrying a large tri pod with a camera perched on top over his shoulder, similar to how some baseball players might carry their baseball bat. Bob walks towards the ring, his eyes looking up at the lights above, then around the ring, making himself familiar with the setting. He makes it to the ring, but instead of stepping inside he walks around it, looking for the perfect spot. Finally he finds a spot he finds ideal, and sets his tri pod down. Now Bob takes his time fiddling with the camera itself, making sure it's pointed towards the ring at an angle that won't miss any of the action, he isn't about to rely on anyone else to capture the action for him. Once Bob has convinced himself he's got the perfect set up, he slides into the ring.::

Jamie Hensely: "introducing his opponent. From Hollywood California. Weighing in at 215 pounds. BOB BROOKS!"

::The ref rings the bell. Brooks and Jones immediately grapple in center ring. Jones wins the test of strength, positioning Brooks for a DDT. Two stiff punches from Brooks to Jones’s ribcage forces him to release Brooks. Again, they grapple in the center ring and this time Brooks gets the upper hand, catching Jones into a headlock. Using his slightly larger size to his advantage Vince Jones forces himself free via shoving Brooks into the ropes. Brooks bounces off and goes for a jumping Lariat only to have Thunder duck underneath. Brooks lands on his feet and both competitors stare at each from across the ring. Outside the crowd starts to get to its feet thanks to the impressive display of technical prowess from both men.::

Lula Davidson: "kinda makes you feel bad for Bob Brooks."

Michael Rivers: "Depends on how angry Jones is."

Jason Chase: "Not even a little, Brooks is screwed either way."

::Slowly, they both approach each other and yet again commence to grapple in center ring. Brooks maneuvers behind Jones and tries to lock in The Mercy Seat, but it’s a trap! Jones pitches Brooks down with a snapmare. He tries to follow it up with a quick sleeper hold, but Brooks instantly pulls free and pops to his feet, delivering an European Uppercut to a surprised Vince Jones. Trying to follow up, Brooks charges Vince Jones only to find himself slung across the ring with an Arm Drag. This time, Jones tries to take advantage. He lurches forward to Brooks who’s still rising back to his feet. Grabbing Brooks, Jones locks him into a DDT position again. Brooks fights to keep his head from getting slammed to the mat. Jones tries to regain control, but finds himself lifted into the air and dropped back down as Brooks pulls a Kneebreaker out of nowhere.

Wincing in pain, he instinctively limps away from Brooks, but not quick enough! Brooks follows up, landing a dropkick on Jones’s knee and sending him to a kneeling position. Going with the momentum, Brooks finishes the combo off with a Spinning Neckbreaker. Brooks covers!::


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KICKOUT!

::Wasting little time, Brooks gets back to his feet and pulls Jones up with him, including a sharp knee right into Brooks’s gut, followed by a Snap Suplex from Vince Jones, who floats over for the cover!::


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Kick out!

::Jones stands back, stalking Brooks from behind as he works his way back to a standing position. Diving forward, he chop blocks Brooks’s legs out from underneath him. Jones grabs hold of one leg and signals for a Figure Four! He spins around to try and lock it in, but meets a boot to the buttocks from Brooks that sends him toppling forwards, through the ropes, and down to the mat below! Throwing his arms up like an unholy pterodactyl, Brooks runs forward, catapulting himself over the top rope to hit a Flying Cross Body on Vince Jones!::

Lula Davidson: "Nice momentum by Bob brooks here. Could he really pull it off?!"

Michael Rivers: "....intresting. He isn't even on the list."

Jason Chase: "The list of what?"

::Brooks is the first to rise as the referee begins the count out.::

1…

::Brooks grabs Jones by the back of his neck and guides him over to the ring post. Jones shakes his head in protest, but it’s a futile effort as his face gets shoved into the metal post, bouncing off the unforgiving metal!::

2…

::The arm gets attention next as Brooks grabs a hold of it, and sends it into a collision course with the ring post as well! And again! And again!::

Lula Davidson: "Seriously, what list?!"

Michael Rivers: "You will all find out, eventually."

Jason Chase: "That's not an answer damnit!"

3…

4…

::Brooks goes to throw Jones’s arm into the ring post again, but Jones braces himself! Fighting back, he grabs onto Brooks’s arm and sends it into the ringpost! Brooks retreats, but Joness chases after him with a volley of punches from his good arm!::

5…

::Vince Jones rolls Brooks back into the ring and slides in after him. Relief is short for Brooks, who finds himself lifted off the mat and brought right back down to it with a thunderous T-bone Suplex!

As Brooks tries to get up, Vince Poses in the ring, confident in his dominance. Suddenly, the crowd erupts, as the Silver Baron is see walking through the crowd. He jumps the barricade, which gets Vince's attention.::

Lula Davidson: "He just keeps sticking around."

Michael Rivers: "Yes.....yes he does."

Jason Chase: "WHATS THE DAMN LIST?!"

::Vice sees the Silver Baron and demands he gets int he ring with him. But the Silver Baron smirk, as he walks with some serious swag inspite of a loss earlier. Vice continues to yell at him, and the Silver Baron just chuckles at his current enemy. The silver Baron walks beside Bob Brook's camera, and unhoks it from the tripod, and takes a few pictures of Vince demanding that the Silver Baron get in the ring.

Vince looks as if he's going to go after the Silver Baron, when he is dropkicked in the back by Bob Brooks, which sends him straight into the corner. The impact was so hard,Vince bounced back. Brooks jumped up and hit a Tornado DDT. Brooks then looked at the Silver Baron, and sighed, while the Silver Baron continued to snap away.::

Lula Davidson: "Let it go Jason. He isn't gonna tell us."

Michael Rivers: "She's right."

Jason Chase: "............."

::Brooks quickly climbs to the top. The entire crowd is watching, as he jumps and hit what could be his most stunning PSD of his career yet...and it CONNECTS!. Brooks with the cover!::

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::The Ref rings the bell, as this one is over.::

Jamie Hensley: Here is your winner.....BOB BROOKS!

Lula Davidson: "He did it! Bob Brooks has defeated Vince Jones!"

Michael Rivers: "Huh. I'll be damned."

Jason Chase: "I think.....i may cry."

::The entire crowd erputs at that. Brooks quickly slides out of the ring, and confronts the Silver Baron. But the Silver Baron smirks, and hands him the camera, and some money.::

Silver Baron: I want those pictures developed post haste. That should cover it, and then some. Oh...and you got a one time free pass into the Pleasure Dome.

::Brooks smiles, and is happy to have his camera back. He looks at it quickly, happy no settings were changed. Vince is now getting up, and Brooks snaps a few more for good measure, as both he and the Silver Baron back up the ramp. Vince Jones looks mad, as the Silver Baron raises Brook's arm in victory.

The camera shifted to a shot of Sentinel and Arsenal all walking toward the ring, but all outside of arms length from one another and then shifted to a commercial. Once the commercial for Spring Slaughter was over the camera shifted back to the ringside area and Jamie Henley in the ring.::

Jamie Hensley: "Our next match is your main event of the evening, a six-person tag match set for one fall!"

Jason Chase: "And with a big-time stipulation, too!"

Lula Davidson: "Indeed it is, Jason! If Sentinel strikes his partners or purposely costs his team the match, he will be stripped of his title shot versus Bethany Kenyon at Spring Slaughter!"

Michael Rivers: "And we all want to see him snap, i know i do."

Jason Chase: "That murderous, stalking bastard is gonna screw himself tonight! Mark my words!"

Jamie Hensley: "Introducing first..."

::The arena lights go out. “Requiem” by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra & Metallica begin to play. Golden sparks rain from the ceiling, illuminating Connor Murphy, who is standing and looking up with his arms and the UWA Tag Team Championship belt raised in the air, and Gabriel Krown, who is on one knee in front of Murphy, looking up and his arms raised as he holds the title up into the air. The lights come back on.::

Jamie Hensley: "...coming to the ring, at a combined weight of 467 pounds, they are the UWA World Tag Team Champions...Connor Murphy and Gabriel Krown...Sang Réal!"

::Krown gets to his feet, shouldering the title, and spins a bit, his robe flying behind him as he turns to stand next to Murphy, who keeps the title held up before draping it over his shoulder. The two men walk to the ring, ignoring the jeers and boos from the crowd.::

Jason Chase: "Always classy, these two. I'm totally on their side: they don't get enough respect around here."

Lula Davidson: "You still feel that way when they take over our booth?"

Jason Chase: "Nothing wrong with a break here and there. They've earned the right."

::The two men climb the stairs and walk along the apron before entering the ring. In the middle of the ring, the two strike the same pose as they did at the entrance. Krown gets to his feet and the two climb the turnbuckles to pose, raising the titles high above the crowd. Dismounting, the two hand the titles to the referee as they move to their corner and take their robes off.::

Jamie Hensley: "And their partner, from Toronto, Canada, she is the reigning UWA Television Champion...The Devil's Little Sister...LACEY ROBERTS!

::The stage lights begin to flash red, as 'With me' begins to play.::

"You know
Every world will have it's end (Have it's end)
I'm here
To Prove it all
To you."

::A loud engine can be heard, as Lacey comes out to the stage on her chopper.::

"I am
Who you don't think I am (Think I am)
All wrapped up
In my evil plan."

::Lacey revs up her engine a couple times, before she rides to the ring.::

"Can't taste the day (taste the day)
Savour night (savour night)
Spells beyond you
As I watch you crawl."

Lula Davidson: "Whether you like this woman or you don't, some of things Sang Réal said about her were just rude!"

Jason Chase: "Truth hurts."

Lula Davidson: "Who says it's true?! They want respect so much but can't even show respect to someone they have to fight alongside!"

Jason Chase: "Like what's going on between Arsenal and Sentinel is about respect..."

::Once Lacey reaches the ring, she takes a couple laps around the ring, before she gets off, and slides into the ring.::

"Do you dare to fight (dare to fight)
Evil's might (evil's might)
I'll be the last one standing
In a flash of light!"

::Lacey climbs onto on of the turnbuckles, and flashes the devil's sign with both hands. She then takes off her kutte, before she climbs down.::

"My eyes (my eyes)
Are filled with curiosity
You think (you think)
That you have power over me
In this life (this life)
There's no room for you and me
So turn away or
Face this day
WITH ME! (Face the day with me)
WITH ME! (Face this day with me)"

Lula Davidson: "I still say it's uncalled for. I'm no big fan of hers, but she's a champion just like them. That means something."

Jason Chase: "Hey, I'm with you on that. But seriously...it's Sang Réal. Par for the course."

Jamie Hensley: "And introducing their opponents..."

::The arena goes dark, static crackling through the PA speakers and across the big screen. A distorted siren sounds off and as it does rows of white lights cut on behind the stage's entryway. A tall, dark silhouette stands against them...::

"I got nothin' left and that makes me dangerous!"

::...and as the first lyric of "Dangerous" by Shaman's Harvest is belted out, the lights go up in a flash, showing Sentinel standing before the lights. He strides down the ramp alone, having a colder, more menacing look in the absence of Talon. Both hands gripping the ends of the heavy steel chain around his neck except when he's bumping fists with the fans en route.::

"Got no more hate...and that makes me dangerous.
No pride or shame...and that makes me dangerous.
Can't get knocked down...and that makes me dangerous.
My time is now...and that makes me dangerous."

Jamie Hensley: "...first, from Valley Forge, Tennessee, weighing in at 277 pounds, he is the number-one contender to the UWA World Heavyweight Championship...SENTINEL!"

::Sentinel ascends the steps and climbs onto the turnbuckles, looking out at the packed arena before dropping down into the ring.::

"I'm a grenade without reason, ready to explode...
I'm like a freight locomotive, steamin' out of control...
I'll make you a martyr, boy, step in line...
I'm a glutton for punishment, yeah, it makes me feel alive!"

Jason Chase: "Now this guy...this guy is trouble. He's just looking for an excuse."

Lula Davidson: "No one knows the whole situation with him, Jason. He feels like he's being provoked and wrongly accused. I'd be angry, too."

Jason Chase: "But blasting two innocent people with Dead Ends?"

Lula Davidson: "Okay, Jeszika provoked him. You saw that."

Jason Chase: "Bethany didn't!"

Lula Davidson: "And he apologized!"

Jason Chase: "Talk is cheap!"

::He drops the chain under the turnbuckles and takes off his cut, putting it under the turnbuckles before backing into the corner again, head lowered as he awaits the bell.::

Jamie Hensley: "And introducing his opponents...led to the ring by Ashley Kenyon Nikki Peltier, competing at a combined weight of 300 pounds, Jeszika Gautier and the UWA World Heavyweight Champion Bethany Kenyon...ARSENAL!"

::Lacuna Coil's “Die & Rise” starts up. With lights dancing around, Nikki Peltier leads out the members of Arsenal to the delight of the on-looking crowd. Bethany Kenyon sways slightly trying to tantalize and only tease a little while her younger sister, Ashley Kenyon, tries to make eye contact with every person in the place, hoping to tease them all into a frenzy. Jeszika Gautier enjoys the show whilst adding a bit of her own. Nikki leads them to the ring where she walks to the center of the ring and points to opposite corners, upon which both sisters raise their arms, Bethany just standing there while Ashley dances a little for everybody. Jeszika walks to the middle of the ropes between them and raises her arms as well, all of them making sure everybody sees the Arsenal of girl power here in the UWA.::

Jason Chase: "Bethany looks like the only one willing to make peace with that monster..."

Michael Rivers: "Which is never good. Don't reach out your hand for a rabid dog."

::Shown by Bethany going right up to Sentinel and conversing with him briefly while Jeszika, and Ashley and Nikki for that matter, shoot him the skunk eye as the former enters the ring.::

Lula Davidson: "People like you just love to stir things up. Sentinel has tried to be cordial and all he gets are threats from Gautier!"

Jason Chase: "If someone were stalking me, I'd do the same!"

Lula Davidson: "There's not even any hard proof that he IS the stalker!"

Jason Chase: "No proof that he ain't, neither!"

Michael Rivers: "And all that evidence seemed to be mounting. Lord knows where it all came from. Him on his phone moments before strange texts come in, flowers all of it."

::Regardless of the bickering at the announce table, the bell rings to start the match. Jeszika demands to start the match and Sentinel, looking to avoid a fight, acquiesces to her demand. Meanwhile, Connor Murphy starts for his side and takes advantage of the temporary distraction, rushing the former World Heavyweight Champion. Jeszika sidesteps him and sends the tag champion into the corner chest-first. A few forearms are delivered to the back of his head before he responds with an elbow to the jaw. Holding his neck, he charges Jeszika but gets taken down with a drop toe hold before she clamps on a front facelock. Wrestling his way back up, Connor shoves Gautier into the ropes and delivers a shoulderblock. He fakes running the ropes and instead puts the boots to the downed woman, going for a cocky pin as he demands respect from the packed house. Boos are the only response he gets as Jeszika throws his foot off at one.::

Lula Davidson: "Uncalled for. That kind of crap is going to get them beat."

Jason Chase: "He's showing the former champion her place."

::Conner snaps off an elbow drop before dragging Gautier toward his corner by the arm, tagging in Gabriel Krown. The two bring Jeszika over with a double-suplex before Krown takes over with a chinlock, really grinding in the rudimentary yet effective hold. He arches into his grip but eventually Gautier starts to make it to her feet. She elbows out of his grip but he gets hold of her silver locks and pulls her right back in. Rabbit punchs again get her a brief respite before Krown tries the same tactic again. This time Jeszika blasts him with a headbutt followed by a front dropkick, knocking Krown into the ropes. She rushes him and gets elevated over the top rope as Krown staggers forward. Conner approaches from her left and eats a forearm for his efforts, which gives Gabriel time to grab her by the head and flip her back into the ring.

He goes to the second rope to deliver an elbow but just misses. Jeszika leaps toward her corner, tagging the outstretched hand of Bethany, who comes in hot with a spinning back kick to Krown's midsection. Another kick straightens him up for a series of chops. Krown shoves her back but the World Heavyweight Champion is relentless. One would think her in dire need of a chance to release some stress and she does it with another series of kicks and a swinging neckbreaker to one-half of the tag champions. She follows up with a pin attempt.::




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Jason Chase: "No dice on that one, but man is the champion on fire."

Lula Davidson: "She's been forced to be the calm one in all this. Sooner or later it had to come out."

Michael Rivers: "That's what tends to happen when your world is falling in around you."

::Krown takes a dropkick that knocks him into the turnbuckles, retaliating with a rake of the eyes before trying to make the tag. In comes Lacey Roberts who charges the momentarily-blinded champion, spearing her to the mat before delivering a series of punches. Bethany pushes her off and makes a rush for her own corner, only to have her leg snared by the Television Champion. Shaking her head with an evil grin, shoving Bethany's leg down and throwing a Chick Kick that almost puts the champion's lights out. Jeszika and Sentinel both are looking for the tag but Lacey wisely keeps her body between them and Bethany. A backcracker attempt is stalled when the young veteran Bethany grabs the ropes, leaving Lacey to smack back-first against the canvas. With Bethany in range, both her partners try for a tag and do so at the same time!::

Jason Chase: "Wait...so who's legal?!"

Lula Davidson: "Referee says Jeszika...and she's being a real snark about it!"

::As Sentinel, irritated, is instructed to return to the apron, Jeszika flashes him a smirk before puting the boots to Lacey. Lacey goes for the hair, yanking Jeszika down to the canvas and dropping a knee to her heart. A lateral press earns Lacey a quick two but little else. She Irish whips Jeszika into the ropes where the former champion hooks herself around the top rope to kill the momentum. One second too long and Sentinel tags himself in to Gautier's chagrin.::

Lula Davidson: "Okay, that was a little uncalled for, but I don't blame him."

Jason Chase: "Guess he felt the need to even the score. How childish."

Lula Davidson: "And Lacey takes advantage of the distraction! These three just aren't cutting it with the teamwork tonight!"

::Lacey leaps up and latches on to Sentinel, battering him with crossface shots as he tries to throw her off. It's actually quite a sight, Roberts riding the Destroyer like he's a bull while he attempts to sling her off. He manages after a fashion but the agile Television Champion lands on her feet, measuring the big man. She rushes him full-bore and slams right into a massive size-17 boot!::

Jason Chase: "THAT'LL cost her a few thousand in dental work!"

::Sentinel is stalking Lacey now even as Sang Réal shouts instructions from their corner. Grabbing the Television Champion by the throat, he hurls her hard toward a neutral corner and charges after her with a clothesline that nearly sends her to the outside. Multiple kicks and stomps follow until Lacey is almost flat on the mat, the referee pulling on Sentinel's arm to break it up. He turns such a glare on the official that the man almost scurries right out of the ring. Lacey, shaky but pulling herself up, drives a boot into the very lower midsection of Sentinel before darting toward her corner. Sentinel grabs her by the hair before she makes it, pulling her back and whipping her around, delivering a belly-to-belly suplex. He floats over into the pin...




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...but Conner Murphy breaks it up! Sentinel gives chase, which allows Lacey just enough time to tag in Krown. Krown lays into Sentinel with a flurry of chops, backing the big man up a bit until Krown gets a taste of his own medicine. The impact drops him to a knee and steals his breath, with Conner tagging himself in for a little double-team action. He comes at Sentinel with a dropkick that sends him into the ropes, pulling Krown up to his feet so that he can assist in felling the giant. They run in and find themselves both grabbed around the throat by the Destroyer!::

Lula Davidson: "Not good for Sang Réal!"

Jason Chase: "Until they used their brains! Just high enough to be legal, just low enough to hurt like hell!"

::Might as well have been a low blow for the damage the double-impact did. Sentinel releases his grip and Sang Réal executes a double-flapjack followed by a double-elbow drop before Krown is finally ushered from the ring. Sentinel reverses an Irish whip to send Conner into the corner but the tag champion comes back with a springboard dropkick that sends Sentinel to the mat. He pounces on for a pin but is thrown off almost as quickly. He doesn't let it deter him, driving a running kick to the ribs of Sentinel before rolling him up.




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Again the number-one contender kicks out with authority, swinging a right hand that might have taken Murphy's head off had it connected. With effort, Murphy gets Sentinel up and back for a back suplex, tagging in Krown again for a double-dropkick after which Krown piles on and hooks the leg.



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Denied, Krown reluctantly tags in Lacey, going for a chop block while Lacey strikes with another Chick Kick, the combination bringing the Destroyer down yet again. Krown leaves the ring as Lacey tries for a pin herself...




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But again Sentinel kicks out. Lacey goes in for some stomps and forearm clubs as Sentinel rises, slowing him down a bit. She goes for the ropes, springboarding off the second strand and right into the big man's arms. Popping her up into a military press, Sentinel drops her over his shoulders and falls back with a Samoan drop...just before Jeszika tags herself in!::

Lula Davidson: "Again?!"

Jason Chase: "Hey, he was almost pinned like four times there. Their side needs someone fresh in."

Michael Rivers: "And they just keep poking the bear. Good. I want to see the outcome."

::Infuriated, Sentinel steps out onto the apron as Jeszika stalks Lacey. An enzuigiri knocks Lacey face-down to the mat, but Krown interferes in the pin attempt to save things, enraging Gautier. She tags in Bethany and a combination of kicks from the Arsenal members take Lacey down painfully. Bethany can't keep a grip on Lacey, though, who rakes her along the top rope before clotheslining her to the mat. Bethany grabs the leg, though, and twists Lacey into an ankle lock, backing toward the corner of her team and, to Jeszika's chagrin, tagging Sentinel back in.::

Jason Chase: "Oh, come on...whose side is she on?!"

Lula Davidson: "He's on her team, you dolt!"

Jason Chase: "That don't mean Jeszika is happy about it!"

::No, she's quite agitated about it, in fact. Sentinel grabs Lacey and hurls her out of the ring only to be stopped by the official when he tries to follow. Lacey, getting a breather outside the ring, heads to the corner of Arsenal and tries to yank them off the apron. Kicked away, she keeps on taunting them as Sentinel, with his attention on the goings-on on that side of the ring, is waylaid by Sang Réal. Conner delivers a backcracker before he and Krown double-Irish whip him full-bore into his team's corner. Bethany and Jeszika are knocked to the floor and Lacey has to scurry not only to beat the count but to avoid the wrath of Ashley and Nikki on the outside!::

Jason Chase: "There, see? Masterful teamwork!"

Lula Davidson: "Oh, that isn't good...not at all! That might have cost Sentinel the title shot!"

::Jeszika is furious, getting back on the apron and threatening the number-one contender as Lacey attacks him from behind, rolling him up with a schoolgirl!




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TH-KICKOUT!




It was too close for comfort and Sentinel came up in a rage, trying to take Lacey's head off with a right hand! Smartly going for her team's corner, Lacey tags in Krown and the tag champion immediately runs into a chokeslam that shakes the ring. Murphy is in after him, eating a right hand as Lacey does the same. The numbers catch up as the World Tag Team and Television Champions swarm Sentinel, raining down blows on him. Jarred from the drop but still with her mind on business, Bethany comes in to break things up as the match devolves into chaos. She nails the Kiss Off on Lacey, sending her rolling out of the ring. Sang Réal turns their attention away from the on-his-knee Sentinel, taking over on Bethany until Jeszika, cursing, finally comes in to help her other partner.

Bethany takes a hot shot from Krown before Jeszika gets to him and is intercepted by Murphy who delivers a spinebuster that likewise leaves the former champion temporarily incommensurate. Centering on Sentinel, Krown and Murphy nod to one another and measure the big man, delivering a picture-perfect Toujours Pur!::

Jason Chase: "And THAT will be all!"

Lula Davidson: "Krown going for the pin here!"









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THR-PIN INTERFERENCE!

Jason Chase: "Gah! What a cheater!"

Lula Davidson: "Bethany breaks up the pin just in time but now she's got Sang Réal all over her again!"

::She fights back, though, managaing to shove Krown backwards as Conner knocks her out of the ring and follows after. Lacey goes for a steel chair, having had quite enough of this, but finds herself stopped by Nikki and Ashley who knock the chair out of her hands! She retreats as Conner picks up the chair, measuring both Bethany and Jeszika for a shot with the furniture! Krown, still in the ring, does his part by keeping the referee looking away until Jeszika pulls herself onto the apron and swipes at him. Krown lunges for her and gets hung up neck-first on the top rope as Jeszika grabs hold and drops down. Recoiling backwards, Krown never sees Sentinel coming, taking a Dead End flush to the back of the neck!::

Lula Davidson: "Dead End!"

Jason Chase: "Opportunistic bastard!"

Lula Davidson: "And Sang Réal aren't?!"

::Sentinel drops down onto Krown and hooks the far leg.::









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Jamie Hensley: "Ladies and gentlemen, your winners...ARSENAL AND SENTINEL!"

::A fuming Conner Murphy grips that chair outside the ring as the referee raises Sentinel's arm. He barely gets a moment to revel in the victory before Lacey rolls in and strikes with a low blow! No matter how big you are, a shot like that will take a guy down. On a knee, Sentinel is checked on by Bethany and even Jeszika though she looks pretty reluctant about it all. Outside the ring, Conner rouses Krown, shoving the steel chair into his hands and grabbing another for himself as they stalk the winning team. They've the perfect opening as the squabbling between the three unlikely teammates starts up all over again. Jeszika gets in Sentinel's face only to be pulled back by Bethany who tries to get between them yet again.::

Lula Davidson: "Sang Réal looking for another cheap shot here?!"

Jason Chase: "And they're gonna get it, too, because these three are too busy squabbling!"

::Sentinel sees it coming out of the corner of his eye and reacts on instinct. Almost in the same moment that he physically shoves Bethany and Jeszika to the mat, Sang Réal swings for the fences...and the Destroyer eats the con-chair-to on full blast. Nikki and Ashley, having had their hands full with Lacey on the outside, rush in at that point and the tag champions head for higher ground with THEIR unlikely partner.::

Jason Chase: "I don't think anyone on Arsenal's side saw what happened there. They're plenty pissed."

Lula Davidson: "Sentinel took the bullet for them, but Lacey had Ashley and Nikki distracted..."

Jason Chase: "I'm surprised he's conscious..."

::Barely on his feet, Sentinel moves in to check on his partners but is nowhere near ready for what comes. The boiling point has been reached and, as one, the Kenyons and Jeszika deliver a triple-Kiss Off to the number-one contender! The sheer impact takes him off his feet before he lands on his back on the mat, very nearly unconscious as all four women stare down at him!::

Jason Chase: "WOW!"

Lula Davidson: "I've never seen a triple superkick before! That put the Destroyer out like a light!"

::Bethany doesn't look happy about the situation, but the rest are quite content with the outcome, with Ashley handing her sister the title which Bethany holds up high as "Die & Rise" starts up again.::

Lula Davidson: "What is Olivier gonna do about this? He has to see that these events were inadvertant, right?"

Jason Chase: "Maybe he will and maybe he won't...but we're out of time! Spring Slaughter is in two weeks and I expect we'll have an answer by then!"

::The last image is of a downed Sentinel with Arsenal standing tall as Mayhem goes off the air.::