Post by vincejones on May 29, 2015 20:37:28 GMT -6
The camera fades back into the Casey Collins show. The end of commercial break theme music plays as Vince Jones leaps up to his feet and storms towards his girlfriend, Jasmine Shelley, in absolute fury at the previoius statement that she had just made to him about being needed to be made into a bitch sometimes.
Vince Jones: What da fuck (points at her) you mean Jonesy needs to be turned into a bitch sometimes, huh?? What da fuck do you mean??
Jasmine stands up to her feet totally unmoved by Vince's bullying and gets right in his face with a finger of her own.
Jasmine: What do you think I meant? I meant exactly what I said! Sometimes you need to be made into a bitch! Why? Because you throw your weight around as if you're untouchable! You throw your weight around the place like no one can take you down, like no one can knock you down a notch! Well, I've got some news for you! If you're not careful you're gonna get knocked down a few pegs at Spring Slaughta by Silva Baron! And if he doesn't knock you down....I will! Get me?? Got me?? Good! Okay!
She immediately gives Vince Jones a look of absolute defiance as she sits herself back down in her seat as the crowd goes wild at her reaction. Casey Collins covers his mouth in shock as Vince Jones goes absolutely livid at Jasmine's words of defiance.
Vince Jones: You always runnin' off at the mouth, Jasmine! You always runnin' off at the fuckin' mouth and shit! That's alright! That's all cool! You on tv and got your lil time to come out here and show off for the people and shit! If that's what you wanna do then go ahead! Get all that shit outta yo fuckin' system before Spring Slaughta comes around! Aight? Why? Cuz you and V need to be on the same damn page!
Jasmine folds her arms across her chest as Keshawn Jones watches the fireworks between the two of them in absolute amusement.
Jasmine: Get it all outta my system?? What? You talk as if I'm some child or somethin' here!? Look! What I feel is real! Just because I stay quiet most of the time doesn't mean that we don't have issues! I've been thinkin' about all of this for a long ass time, V! I just finally have you in a position where you have to listen to me and you can't just ignore me like you normally would!
Vince Jones: Hmph! Oh yeah?? I can still fuckin' ignore yo ignant ass!
Jasmine: That so?? Well, you go and do that, V! Go ahead! Be stupid and do that shit! See where the fuck that gets you! You'll be out there at Spring Slaughta lookin' a lil lonely out there at ringside! That's fa sho! Just keep that shit in mind before you start poppin' off at the mouth actin' like a big man!
The crowd goes nuts at all the action between the two of them.
Vince Jones: (rolls his eyes) Really...You act as if yo man's here really needs you out there or somethin', like Jonesy really needs you out there at ringside! Heh! What? You think cuz you show up that you supposed to be that magic elixa and shit?? If that were the fuckin' case V'd still be walkin' around UWA with his fuckin' North American championship belt still! And that's real! If you dat black magic Jonesy wants his fuckin' refund cuz yo sorry ass didn't come the fuck through!
The Crowd: OOoooooooohhhhhh!!!
Casey Collins stands to his feet and tries his very best to restore order to the set while Vince Jones jumps up to his feet, gets in Jasmine's face, and flashes the "U Can't C ME" signal of John Cena in her face. Jasmine nods her head and slowly rises to her feet.
Jasmine: Oh okay! You wanna be a big man?? Well, its nice of you to step up and try to be a "big man" now! I hope that's the case come Spring Slaughta when you're in the ring! I sure as hell hope you don't go down to the ring and pull one of your bedroom performances out the bag that night!!
Vince Jones: WHAT???
Jasmine: Oh you heard me, V! Yeah that's right! I'm takin' it there! Spring Slaughta betta not be like some of your bedroom performances...you know what I'm talkin' about. I'm talkin' about those times when you hype yourself all up and get me going only to show up and the second I need you to peform you fall asleep on me and leave me hanging!
Jasmine turns to the crowd.
Jasmine: Ladies out there! We all know how that feels! I'm sure you all are with me on that!
All the ladies in the audience begin applauding as Jasmine strums up some support for her side of the argument.
Jasmine: (points at Vince) You got yourself all ready for a triflin' ass mahfucka like this one and then he decides to leave you hangin'...
Vince Jones begins motioning for the ladies in the crowd to be quiet.
Vince Jones: Shut all that shit up! Shut it up! All you bitches out there would jump on her fuckin' side and shit! That's how you bitches do!
Casey Collins tries to calm the crowd down as well Vince Jones as he ushers him to take his rightful seat. Jasmine takes a seat as well and leans forward trying to get all her ladies in the crowd to show her some love and support yet again. Casey Collins pretends to wipe a bead of sweat from his forehead as he turns towards the camera and the crowd.
Casey Collins: Well damn! It got hot in herre! That's for sure! You two (points at Vince and then Jasmine) Definitely have a lot to patch up between the two of you before that show you all are supposed to be attending. On a sidenote, UWA Spring Slaughter will be showing live in just a few short days from the Will Rogers Coliseum in Fort Worth, Texas. Check it out. Now back to all of this. Casey Collins turns towards Jasmine, Vince, and Keshawn. I just wanna know. Whose idea was all of this anyways?
Vince Jones: What idea?
Casey Collins: The road trip...
Vince Jones slumps over to the side in his chair and shakes his head in absolute frustration. The three of them sit in silence for a moment. Jasmine turns towards Vince.
Jasmine: Well, you might as well start talkin', V! I mean you wanted to be so stupid before! Go ahead and explain it to these people!
Vince leans forward in his chair and turns towards Jasmine.
Vince Jones: It wasn't V's fuckin' idea! Jonesy fuckin' told you this shit before! It was his!
Vince points at Keshawn who remains in silence. Keshawn shrugs his shoulders.
Keshawn Jones: Aight! It was my idea and shit!
Vince glares at Jasmine with an "I Told You So" expression across his face.
Vince Jones: See?? What did yo mans tell ya??
Jasmine folds her arms across her chest.
Jasmine: What? You act as if that changes the whole scenario or somethin'.(in a mocking tone) Well it was his idea! I don't care whose idea it was! It was still stupid!
Vince Jones: We were fuckin' high, bitch! Damn!!
Casey Collins looks at them in shock and then turns in the direction of Keshawn.
Casey Collins: And the truth comes out....So, you were too really high when all this occurred??
Keshawn nods in agreement.
Keshawn Jones: We not on trial are we?
Casey Collins: No...
Keshawn Jones: No FEDS around?
Casey Collins: No...
Keshawn Jones: Aight. We were high! I smoked his ass out! Matta fact I'm high right now if you want the truth and shit!
Casey Collins looks back at Keshawn with an amused expression slithering down his face.
Casey Collins: I doubt anyone here is doubting that one bit.
Keshawn Jones: Well anyways, we were at his place (points at Vince Jones) bullshittin'. Then, I got this mahfucka smoked out! And yo he neva smokes anymore that's why it was so fuckin' easy and shit! So, I get this mahfucka high as a fuckin' kite and we watchin' t.v. We seen all the shit goin' down in B-More and I'm like let's roll the fuck out and shit! And man I can barely rememba all the rest of the shit that went down! I just rememba us jumpin' in that car and shit and we off and down the road like Aladdin' on that flyin' carpet! Almost felt like we flyin' on that fuckin' carpet and shit! Next thing I know we in B-More! Time flyin' when you high, man! And that's just how it went down and shit!
Casey Collins nods his head in agreement.
Casey Collins: I see...Well, I think we're gonna take a few questions from the audience right now.
Casey Collins walks out in the crowd and stops by a young woman wearing an orange top and dreads. She rises to her feet to address all of them on stage.
Casey Collins: And what is your name?
The Woman in Dreads: Becky...
Casey Collins: Is there anything that you would like to see to our guests?
Becky: Yes! First of all, How are you still driving right now? How do you even have a license afta all that? I mean you two were driving across the span of three states to get her and you're high??
Keshawn nods.
Keshawn Jones: Yeah. I guess we were drunk too.
Vince Jones immediately turns towards Keshawn and motions for him to be quiet.
Keshawn Jones: What?? What we keepin' secrets fo? So what if we were fuckin' drunk and high drivin' across a few states to get to B-More to wreck some shit? Its not like we haven't done anything like this before? Not gonna stop us from doing it again!!
Vince Jones: Yooooo!!!! Chill with all that!!
All of a sudden Keshawn rises to his feet and looks out at the crowd.
Keshawn Jones: Nah, son! I'm not hidin'! I don't give a fuck! What's wrong with me likin' to get drunk and high?? What the fuck's wrong with that? Not a damn thing...
A section of the crowd goes wild with enthusiasm for his statement as Vince and Jasmine roll their eyes at him. Keshawn notices his brother and Jasmine giving him the look and he pays them no mind as he continues on.
Keshawn Jones: What's wrong with wantin' to get a lil high sometimes? Not a damn thing...
Casey Collins: Alright moving on...
Keshawn immediately cuts him off and continues on with his rant.
Keshawn Jones: Did I say I'm finished??
Casey Collins: But...
Keshawn Jones: Did I say I'm finished? No, I'm not finished! I thought this was America people, land of the free and home of the brave! I see that's all cool for some, but when you smoke a lil somethin' somethin' the rules change and shit! Its just a lil bit of weed! C'mon, man! If we didn't have that weed we wouldn't have the Chronic, greatest album made! If we didn't have that weed!
Keshawn Jones turns towards his brother and points at him.
Keshawn Jones: How do you think this angry ass mahfucka would still be walkin' the streets? Sometimes you gotta get a lil high...
Keshawn shrugs his shoulders.
Keshawn Jones: I'm just sayin'. Silva Baron betta hope my bruh is high come Spring Slaughta. Hey! I'm just sayin'...
Casey Collins: Okay...we're gonna go to a commercial break here.
The cameras stop rolling and Casey Collins just looks at Keshawn in disbelief while Vince Jones turns and looks at him as well.
Vince Jones: Really?? Really, son?? You wanna tell the whole damn world everything on yo fuckin' mind?
Keshawn Jones: Yeah...
Reno Banks emerges from the backstage area just shaking his head in disappointment.
Reno Banks: Wow! Now this has been a shit show! I was really hoping we could present a united front here, a totally united front here. We have Silva Baron at Spring Slaughta comin' up and here we are!
Jasmine rolls her eyes at Reno.
Jasmine: United, huh? He's lucky I'm even gonna be at Spring Slaughta by his side at this point. That's all I'm sayin'...
Vince Jones: Fuck you, Jasmine!
Jasmine: No, fuck you, V!
Reno Banks: United...please.
Vince Jones: Fuck all that united bullshit! She acts like Jonesy couldn't get the fuckin' job done against Silva Baron without her! Jonesy don't need a bitch by his side to turn a mahfucka into a fuckin' bitch! How many years did Jonesy travel up and down the road solo, huh?? How many?? Jonesy'll take him down! You best believe that shit!
Jasmine: Oh is that so?? Well, we'll talk later then! I'm out!
Jasmine storms off the set leaving Reno, Keshawn, and Vince there alone.
Vince Jones: Bring yo bitch ass back here!
Jasmine: NO!! I'm out!!
She flips them all off and leaves. Keshawn shrugs his shoulders.
Keshawn Jones: Damn...you fucked up!
They all turn and look at Keshawn.
Keshawn Jones: I'm just sayin'. Its true...
Reno Banks shakes his head in disappointment with them all as the camera slowly fades to black.
Vince Jones: What da fuck (points at her) you mean Jonesy needs to be turned into a bitch sometimes, huh?? What da fuck do you mean??
Jasmine stands up to her feet totally unmoved by Vince's bullying and gets right in his face with a finger of her own.
Jasmine: What do you think I meant? I meant exactly what I said! Sometimes you need to be made into a bitch! Why? Because you throw your weight around as if you're untouchable! You throw your weight around the place like no one can take you down, like no one can knock you down a notch! Well, I've got some news for you! If you're not careful you're gonna get knocked down a few pegs at Spring Slaughta by Silva Baron! And if he doesn't knock you down....I will! Get me?? Got me?? Good! Okay!
She immediately gives Vince Jones a look of absolute defiance as she sits herself back down in her seat as the crowd goes wild at her reaction. Casey Collins covers his mouth in shock as Vince Jones goes absolutely livid at Jasmine's words of defiance.
Vince Jones: You always runnin' off at the mouth, Jasmine! You always runnin' off at the fuckin' mouth and shit! That's alright! That's all cool! You on tv and got your lil time to come out here and show off for the people and shit! If that's what you wanna do then go ahead! Get all that shit outta yo fuckin' system before Spring Slaughta comes around! Aight? Why? Cuz you and V need to be on the same damn page!
Jasmine folds her arms across her chest as Keshawn Jones watches the fireworks between the two of them in absolute amusement.
Jasmine: Get it all outta my system?? What? You talk as if I'm some child or somethin' here!? Look! What I feel is real! Just because I stay quiet most of the time doesn't mean that we don't have issues! I've been thinkin' about all of this for a long ass time, V! I just finally have you in a position where you have to listen to me and you can't just ignore me like you normally would!
Vince Jones: Hmph! Oh yeah?? I can still fuckin' ignore yo ignant ass!
Jasmine: That so?? Well, you go and do that, V! Go ahead! Be stupid and do that shit! See where the fuck that gets you! You'll be out there at Spring Slaughta lookin' a lil lonely out there at ringside! That's fa sho! Just keep that shit in mind before you start poppin' off at the mouth actin' like a big man!
The crowd goes nuts at all the action between the two of them.
Vince Jones: (rolls his eyes) Really...You act as if yo man's here really needs you out there or somethin', like Jonesy really needs you out there at ringside! Heh! What? You think cuz you show up that you supposed to be that magic elixa and shit?? If that were the fuckin' case V'd still be walkin' around UWA with his fuckin' North American championship belt still! And that's real! If you dat black magic Jonesy wants his fuckin' refund cuz yo sorry ass didn't come the fuck through!
The Crowd: OOoooooooohhhhhh!!!
Casey Collins stands to his feet and tries his very best to restore order to the set while Vince Jones jumps up to his feet, gets in Jasmine's face, and flashes the "U Can't C ME" signal of John Cena in her face. Jasmine nods her head and slowly rises to her feet.
Jasmine: Oh okay! You wanna be a big man?? Well, its nice of you to step up and try to be a "big man" now! I hope that's the case come Spring Slaughta when you're in the ring! I sure as hell hope you don't go down to the ring and pull one of your bedroom performances out the bag that night!!
Vince Jones: WHAT???
Jasmine: Oh you heard me, V! Yeah that's right! I'm takin' it there! Spring Slaughta betta not be like some of your bedroom performances...you know what I'm talkin' about. I'm talkin' about those times when you hype yourself all up and get me going only to show up and the second I need you to peform you fall asleep on me and leave me hanging!
Jasmine turns to the crowd.
Jasmine: Ladies out there! We all know how that feels! I'm sure you all are with me on that!
All the ladies in the audience begin applauding as Jasmine strums up some support for her side of the argument.
Jasmine: (points at Vince) You got yourself all ready for a triflin' ass mahfucka like this one and then he decides to leave you hangin'...
Vince Jones begins motioning for the ladies in the crowd to be quiet.
Vince Jones: Shut all that shit up! Shut it up! All you bitches out there would jump on her fuckin' side and shit! That's how you bitches do!
Casey Collins tries to calm the crowd down as well Vince Jones as he ushers him to take his rightful seat. Jasmine takes a seat as well and leans forward trying to get all her ladies in the crowd to show her some love and support yet again. Casey Collins pretends to wipe a bead of sweat from his forehead as he turns towards the camera and the crowd.
Casey Collins: Well damn! It got hot in herre! That's for sure! You two (points at Vince and then Jasmine) Definitely have a lot to patch up between the two of you before that show you all are supposed to be attending. On a sidenote, UWA Spring Slaughter will be showing live in just a few short days from the Will Rogers Coliseum in Fort Worth, Texas. Check it out. Now back to all of this. Casey Collins turns towards Jasmine, Vince, and Keshawn. I just wanna know. Whose idea was all of this anyways?
Vince Jones: What idea?
Casey Collins: The road trip...
Vince Jones slumps over to the side in his chair and shakes his head in absolute frustration. The three of them sit in silence for a moment. Jasmine turns towards Vince.
Jasmine: Well, you might as well start talkin', V! I mean you wanted to be so stupid before! Go ahead and explain it to these people!
Vince leans forward in his chair and turns towards Jasmine.
Vince Jones: It wasn't V's fuckin' idea! Jonesy fuckin' told you this shit before! It was his!
Vince points at Keshawn who remains in silence. Keshawn shrugs his shoulders.
Keshawn Jones: Aight! It was my idea and shit!
Vince glares at Jasmine with an "I Told You So" expression across his face.
Vince Jones: See?? What did yo mans tell ya??
Jasmine folds her arms across her chest.
Jasmine: What? You act as if that changes the whole scenario or somethin'.(in a mocking tone) Well it was his idea! I don't care whose idea it was! It was still stupid!
Vince Jones: We were fuckin' high, bitch! Damn!!
Casey Collins looks at them in shock and then turns in the direction of Keshawn.
Casey Collins: And the truth comes out....So, you were too really high when all this occurred??
Keshawn nods in agreement.
Keshawn Jones: We not on trial are we?
Casey Collins: No...
Keshawn Jones: No FEDS around?
Casey Collins: No...
Keshawn Jones: Aight. We were high! I smoked his ass out! Matta fact I'm high right now if you want the truth and shit!
Casey Collins looks back at Keshawn with an amused expression slithering down his face.
Casey Collins: I doubt anyone here is doubting that one bit.
Keshawn Jones: Well anyways, we were at his place (points at Vince Jones) bullshittin'. Then, I got this mahfucka smoked out! And yo he neva smokes anymore that's why it was so fuckin' easy and shit! So, I get this mahfucka high as a fuckin' kite and we watchin' t.v. We seen all the shit goin' down in B-More and I'm like let's roll the fuck out and shit! And man I can barely rememba all the rest of the shit that went down! I just rememba us jumpin' in that car and shit and we off and down the road like Aladdin' on that flyin' carpet! Almost felt like we flyin' on that fuckin' carpet and shit! Next thing I know we in B-More! Time flyin' when you high, man! And that's just how it went down and shit!
Casey Collins nods his head in agreement.
Casey Collins: I see...Well, I think we're gonna take a few questions from the audience right now.
Casey Collins walks out in the crowd and stops by a young woman wearing an orange top and dreads. She rises to her feet to address all of them on stage.
Casey Collins: And what is your name?
The Woman in Dreads: Becky...
Casey Collins: Is there anything that you would like to see to our guests?
Becky: Yes! First of all, How are you still driving right now? How do you even have a license afta all that? I mean you two were driving across the span of three states to get her and you're high??
Keshawn nods.
Keshawn Jones: Yeah. I guess we were drunk too.
Vince Jones immediately turns towards Keshawn and motions for him to be quiet.
Keshawn Jones: What?? What we keepin' secrets fo? So what if we were fuckin' drunk and high drivin' across a few states to get to B-More to wreck some shit? Its not like we haven't done anything like this before? Not gonna stop us from doing it again!!
Vince Jones: Yooooo!!!! Chill with all that!!
All of a sudden Keshawn rises to his feet and looks out at the crowd.
Keshawn Jones: Nah, son! I'm not hidin'! I don't give a fuck! What's wrong with me likin' to get drunk and high?? What the fuck's wrong with that? Not a damn thing...
A section of the crowd goes wild with enthusiasm for his statement as Vince and Jasmine roll their eyes at him. Keshawn notices his brother and Jasmine giving him the look and he pays them no mind as he continues on.
Keshawn Jones: What's wrong with wantin' to get a lil high sometimes? Not a damn thing...
Casey Collins: Alright moving on...
Keshawn immediately cuts him off and continues on with his rant.
Keshawn Jones: Did I say I'm finished??
Casey Collins: But...
Keshawn Jones: Did I say I'm finished? No, I'm not finished! I thought this was America people, land of the free and home of the brave! I see that's all cool for some, but when you smoke a lil somethin' somethin' the rules change and shit! Its just a lil bit of weed! C'mon, man! If we didn't have that weed we wouldn't have the Chronic, greatest album made! If we didn't have that weed!
Keshawn Jones turns towards his brother and points at him.
Keshawn Jones: How do you think this angry ass mahfucka would still be walkin' the streets? Sometimes you gotta get a lil high...
Keshawn shrugs his shoulders.
Keshawn Jones: I'm just sayin'. Silva Baron betta hope my bruh is high come Spring Slaughta. Hey! I'm just sayin'...
Casey Collins: Okay...we're gonna go to a commercial break here.
The cameras stop rolling and Casey Collins just looks at Keshawn in disbelief while Vince Jones turns and looks at him as well.
Vince Jones: Really?? Really, son?? You wanna tell the whole damn world everything on yo fuckin' mind?
Keshawn Jones: Yeah...
Reno Banks emerges from the backstage area just shaking his head in disappointment.
Reno Banks: Wow! Now this has been a shit show! I was really hoping we could present a united front here, a totally united front here. We have Silva Baron at Spring Slaughta comin' up and here we are!
Jasmine rolls her eyes at Reno.
Jasmine: United, huh? He's lucky I'm even gonna be at Spring Slaughta by his side at this point. That's all I'm sayin'...
Vince Jones: Fuck you, Jasmine!
Jasmine: No, fuck you, V!
Reno Banks: United...please.
Vince Jones: Fuck all that united bullshit! She acts like Jonesy couldn't get the fuckin' job done against Silva Baron without her! Jonesy don't need a bitch by his side to turn a mahfucka into a fuckin' bitch! How many years did Jonesy travel up and down the road solo, huh?? How many?? Jonesy'll take him down! You best believe that shit!
Jasmine: Oh is that so?? Well, we'll talk later then! I'm out!
Jasmine storms off the set leaving Reno, Keshawn, and Vince there alone.
Vince Jones: Bring yo bitch ass back here!
Jasmine: NO!! I'm out!!
She flips them all off and leaves. Keshawn shrugs his shoulders.
Keshawn Jones: Damn...you fucked up!
They all turn and look at Keshawn.
Keshawn Jones: I'm just sayin'. Its true...
Reno Banks shakes his head in disappointment with them all as the camera slowly fades to black.