Post by vincejones on May 28, 2015 22:59:51 GMT -6
The camera fades in and catches sight of Vince Jones being followed by none of that than The Entourage. Vince Jones can be seen walking down the hallway of a television studio with a rather cocky smirk plastered across his face. All of a sudden they run into a well-dressed black man with a bright grin on his face and a clip board in hand.
Man: Well...hello. Mr. Jones, I'm pressuming?
Vince Jones nods his head in agreement.
Vince Jones: In the flesh....
Man: Nice to meet you. My name is Casey Collins and I'm the brother you're gonna be talking with today on the show.
He extends his hand and Vince Jones just gives him a slight nod. Casey Collins is a bit taken back by Vince refusing his hand.
Casey Collins: Wow! So, its like that?
Vince Jones: Guess it is...
Reno Banks slids in front of Vince and chuckles nervously.
Reno Banks: Don't mind him. He's a bit on edge for his engagement in a few days in Fort Worth.
Reno immediately extends his hand and shakes Casey Collins'.
Reno Banks: The name's Reno Banks. I'm sure we talked before over the phone.
Casey Collins nods his head in agreement.
Casey Collins: Ahhh yes...I do remember having a conversation with you. Great to have you all here.
Casey turns his attention to Jasmine and smiles sweetly in her direction. He grabs her hand and gently kisses.
Casey Collins: Its nice to meet you as well, darling. And who might this lovely lady be that I have the honor of making the acquaintance of? I'm just curious...
Jasmine blushes at the attention as Vince just glares at all the attention his woman is suddenly receiving from this other man.
Jasmine: Oh! My name is Jasmine Shelley, of course.
Vince Jones quickly reaches over and slaps away Casey Collins' hand.
Vince Jones: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoooooooa, son! Let's just get down to business here! You gettin' a little too close!
Casey Collins turns and looks at Vince Jones yet again in surprise at his hostile presence.
Casey Collins: Ease up a bit, brotha. We're all friends here...
Vince Jones: Look! Yo man's got a whole lotta shit on his mind right now! There's just a little bit of press-sha and shit!
Casey Collins shakes his head in agreement.
Casey Collins: Understood...I mean you wrasslers...
Vince raises the dark shades on his face and stares a hole through Casey Collins at his statement as he sizes him up.
Vince Jones: What the fuck you mean by you wrasslers, son?? HUH??
Vince Jones is about to step up when Reno Banks slides over and tries his best to hold him back and calm him down.
Reno Banks: Nevermind him! Let's just get down to business here! When's this show gonna be on the air?
Casey Collins: Hmm...I'd say we've got about ten minutes until we're on.
Reno Banks: Sounds great.
Keshawn folds his arms across his chest and just leans against the wall.
Keshawn Jones: And what about me?
The whole group turns and looks at Keshawn in surprise.
Vince Jones: And what the fuck about you?
Keshawn Jones: I mean is anyone gonna acknowledge me? Or am I just here?
Casey Collins nods his head in agreement and extends a hand towards Keshawn.
Casey Collins: I'm sorry. And you are??
Keshawn accepts the handshake.
Keshawn Jones: "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones, that's who.
Casey Collins: Well, its nice to meet you.
Casey immediately turns towards back towards Vince.
Casey Collins: Anyways, we've got an audience that's ready to pick your brains out there today, Vince and Keshawn. I hope you're ready because this is B-More! They gonna bring it for sure! I guarantee you that!
Vince scoffs at the thought of it.
Vince Jones: B-More?? C'mon, bruh! You talkin' about mahfuckas from New Yawk! We ready for anything out there that those people gonna be tossin' at us! That's just how we roll up north!
Casey Collins nods his head in agreement and chuckles softly to himself.
Casey Collins: Well, if that's what you're sayin'...I guess we'll find out in due time where you two really at. Keep in mind you two really stirred up some emotions around here when it comes to the rioting that occurred not too long ago. You two brothas got a lot of people in an uproar around here with how flippant you two were when it came to the whole situation these people were dealing with around here. And I'm sure they're gonna really let you have it today so be ready for anything...
Vince shrugs his shoulders.
Vince Jones: Yeah...whateva, man! We ready. We were born ready.
All of a sudden the producer swings by armed with a clipboard.
Producer: Alright, Casey! You ready??
Casey nods and smiles.
Casey Collins: I'm always ready.
Producer: Well, we're about to hit the air in three...two...one!
All of a sudden the opening theme music hits for the Casey Collins Show as he readies himself at the entrance of the studio. A large chorus of clapping can be heard coming from the studio audience. All of a sudden an announcer's voice can be heard speaking.
Announcer: ...And here's your host....CASEY COLLINS!!!
The clapping grows even louder as Casey Collins is ushered through the doors. The scene switches to the studio where the audience onhand is going crazy in anticipation of his arrival. He waves at the assembled crowd as he makes his way up on the stage. He immediately takes a bow as the musical score comes to a close.
Casey Collins: Thank you, everyone! Thank you and welcome to the Casey Collins Show! (points to hiimself) I'm your host, Casey Collins and today I want to begin by remarking that the struggles that we all experienced around here in Baltimore was catastrophic. Not since April of 1968 had the area seen such civil unrest. Throughout the duration of the crisis this area has seen its fair share of heroes and its share of villians. Well, two unlikely villains that I guess you could say have been created through this ordeal are pro-wrestling's own Vince Jones and his brother Keshawn Jones of the wrestling organization Unchained Wrestling Alliance.
All of a sudden the crowd errupts with a chorus of boos. Casey Collins hears this and immediately begins chuckling at the response from the crowd.
Casey Collins: Wow! And to think that we have these two gentlemen in the studio without us ready to make an appearance and give their side of the story.
The boos grow even louder as Casey Collins shakes his head in disappointment.
Casey Collins: Well, at this time I guess we'll go ahead and bring them on in.
All of a sudden music begins to play as Vince Jones and Keshawn Jones both come strolling in followed along behind by Jasmine Shelley. Vince Jones sneers at the the crowd on-hand as Casey Collins ushers the three of them over to their seats.
Casey Collins: Vince, Keshawn, Jasmine, welcome to the show.
Vince nods.
Jasmine: Thank you for having us, Casey!
Casey Collins cups his chin in thought.
Casey Collins: So, where do we begin? Where do we even begin? Well, I guess we could try and start things off on a lighter note. I hear you all are in preparation for a wrestling match in the coming days at your big event, Spring Slaughter? I'm not the biggest spectator of wrestling and all so you're gonna have to enlighten me.
Vince leans back in his seat with a rather uninterested scowl plastered across his face at the moment.
Vince Jones: Yeah...V got this match comin' up and shit where he gonna be literallly makin' some mahfucka by the name of Silva Baron his bitch by winnin'!
Casey Collins: Interesting...but what if he wins? Wouldn't you then be...the bitch??
Vince nearly jumps up out of his chair at the thought and Collins shrugs his shoulders briefly.
Casey Collins: I mean I'm just playing Devil's Advocate here! There's always that possibility, sir. Well, I can already see that you must have the tendency not to think your actions through. I mean you've always gotta consider the "What ifs" in life.
Vince Jones: Fuck the what ifs! There's no what ifs in V's decision makin', son! Especially when it comes to the game! The mahfucka gonna be handled, he and his alta ego and shit!
Casey Collins: Hmmm....does this bring back memories? This might've been a situation when you may have wanted to consider the...what ifs.
A clip is shown of Keshawn Jones and Vince Jones drunk and high off their asses in the morning hours. Keshawn and Vince can both be seen flipping off any and all cops in the vicinity.
Keshawn and Vince Jones: (singing in unison) Fuck the police! Fuck, fuck! Fuck the police!
All of a sudden a large group of cops and members of the National Guard begin to ascend on the two of them who are totally oblivious to what's going on. They suddenly realize what's going on but stumble over each other as they try to run off.
Reporter: Stay tuned for more.
As the clip comes to a close the audience begins booing. Vince Jones just shakes his head in disappointment with the reaction from the crowd.
Vince Jones: You people neva gonna give that shit up! Huh? Neva!
Casey Collins: Well, what do you expect? There were a lot of people gathered in protest of some serious issues that day while you and your brother show up in Baltimore making asses of yourselves on national t.v. How do you expect people to react to that? There were real issues that peole were protesting...real issues. I mean its one thing when you're a pro-wrestler like you claim to be. You're not dealing with the everyday issues that all of these people (points at the crowd) out here are dealing with. You don't know about all of that.
Vince throws up his hands.
Vince Jones: Whoa, whoa, whooooooa! Hold the phone here! You don't know V like that to be makin' all those claims and shit! You don't know where V from! You don't know what V dealt with!
The crowd boos as V turns towards them all.
Vince Jones: Nah! That's real! V and his lil bruh right here grew up with no pops! And if that sorry ass mahfucka watchin' right now he can go fuck himself! Cuz that's real! You people talkin' about all the shit you all dealin' with out here in B-More?? You people talkin' about dealin' with bullshit from the cops?? Keshawn and V been there done all that on anotha level!
Keshawn nods in agreement as Jasmine leans to the side and smirks at Vince's statements. Casey notices.
Casey Collins: It appears as though the lovely lady would like to make a few remarks.
Vince turns towards Jasmine and just shakes his head at the thought of her commenting.
Vince Jones: And what the fuck does she have to add to all this?
Jasmine: Ummmm....I don't know...kinda a lot. I mean I was the one that had to sit at home and see the two of you on t.v embarrassing me like you two did.
Vince Jones: Ahhh fuck all that shit!
Jasmine: Well, its true! How would you feel if you're sitting at home to see your boo on t.v getting arrested by the cops three to four states away especially when you didn't know that he and his brotha decided to go on some stupid road trip all of a sudden without telling you? How would that feel??
All of a sudden the audience begins to applaud in response as Jasmine smiles and thanks the crowd for their understanding.
Jasmine: I mean I'm the type of girlfriend that is always there for this brotha. I might as well be the de facto wife in a sense despite the fact that he can't commit to me.
The crowd applauds.
Vince Jones: Go ahead and take her side and shit!
Keshawn shrughs his shoulders with a glazed over look in his eyes.
Keshawn Jones: Take whoeva's side you want people. I'm here...but I'm high!
They all look at Keshawn in surprise at his statement.
Keshawn Jones: Its true though....
Jasmine brushes off Keshawn's last statement and continues on.
Jasmine: Anyways...Spring Slaughta, I'll be there. I'll be right by my man's side in support like I always am. Does he truly support me though is the big question?
Vince sits back in his chair, leans to the side, and rolls his eyes at Jasmine while shaking his head.
Jasmine: If there's one thing that can be said about his upcoming match in Texas he won't lose and become Silva Baron's bitch because of lack of support on my end. That's fa sho!
Vince becomes absolutely furious at he statement.
Jasmine: Baby, you can take it howeva you want but I won't be the reason Silva Baron makes you a bitch if he does. I'm just sayin'. Maybe you need to be made into a bitch every now and then!
Vince Jones: WHAT?
Casey Collins signals for the show to go to a commercial break as tempers begin flaring and the camera slowly fades to black.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Man: Well...hello. Mr. Jones, I'm pressuming?
Vince Jones nods his head in agreement.
Vince Jones: In the flesh....
Man: Nice to meet you. My name is Casey Collins and I'm the brother you're gonna be talking with today on the show.
He extends his hand and Vince Jones just gives him a slight nod. Casey Collins is a bit taken back by Vince refusing his hand.
Casey Collins: Wow! So, its like that?
Vince Jones: Guess it is...
Reno Banks slids in front of Vince and chuckles nervously.
Reno Banks: Don't mind him. He's a bit on edge for his engagement in a few days in Fort Worth.
Reno immediately extends his hand and shakes Casey Collins'.
Reno Banks: The name's Reno Banks. I'm sure we talked before over the phone.
Casey Collins nods his head in agreement.
Casey Collins: Ahhh yes...I do remember having a conversation with you. Great to have you all here.
Casey turns his attention to Jasmine and smiles sweetly in her direction. He grabs her hand and gently kisses.
Casey Collins: Its nice to meet you as well, darling. And who might this lovely lady be that I have the honor of making the acquaintance of? I'm just curious...
Jasmine blushes at the attention as Vince just glares at all the attention his woman is suddenly receiving from this other man.
Jasmine: Oh! My name is Jasmine Shelley, of course.
Vince Jones quickly reaches over and slaps away Casey Collins' hand.
Vince Jones: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoooooooa, son! Let's just get down to business here! You gettin' a little too close!
Casey Collins turns and looks at Vince Jones yet again in surprise at his hostile presence.
Casey Collins: Ease up a bit, brotha. We're all friends here...
Vince Jones: Look! Yo man's got a whole lotta shit on his mind right now! There's just a little bit of press-sha and shit!
Casey Collins shakes his head in agreement.
Casey Collins: Understood...I mean you wrasslers...
Vince raises the dark shades on his face and stares a hole through Casey Collins at his statement as he sizes him up.
Vince Jones: What the fuck you mean by you wrasslers, son?? HUH??
Vince Jones is about to step up when Reno Banks slides over and tries his best to hold him back and calm him down.
Reno Banks: Nevermind him! Let's just get down to business here! When's this show gonna be on the air?
Casey Collins: Hmm...I'd say we've got about ten minutes until we're on.
Reno Banks: Sounds great.
Keshawn folds his arms across his chest and just leans against the wall.
Keshawn Jones: And what about me?
The whole group turns and looks at Keshawn in surprise.
Vince Jones: And what the fuck about you?
Keshawn Jones: I mean is anyone gonna acknowledge me? Or am I just here?
Casey Collins nods his head in agreement and extends a hand towards Keshawn.
Casey Collins: I'm sorry. And you are??
Keshawn accepts the handshake.
Keshawn Jones: "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones, that's who.
Casey Collins: Well, its nice to meet you.
Casey immediately turns towards back towards Vince.
Casey Collins: Anyways, we've got an audience that's ready to pick your brains out there today, Vince and Keshawn. I hope you're ready because this is B-More! They gonna bring it for sure! I guarantee you that!
Vince scoffs at the thought of it.
Vince Jones: B-More?? C'mon, bruh! You talkin' about mahfuckas from New Yawk! We ready for anything out there that those people gonna be tossin' at us! That's just how we roll up north!
Casey Collins nods his head in agreement and chuckles softly to himself.
Casey Collins: Well, if that's what you're sayin'...I guess we'll find out in due time where you two really at. Keep in mind you two really stirred up some emotions around here when it comes to the rioting that occurred not too long ago. You two brothas got a lot of people in an uproar around here with how flippant you two were when it came to the whole situation these people were dealing with around here. And I'm sure they're gonna really let you have it today so be ready for anything...
Vince shrugs his shoulders.
Vince Jones: Yeah...whateva, man! We ready. We were born ready.
All of a sudden the producer swings by armed with a clipboard.
Producer: Alright, Casey! You ready??
Casey nods and smiles.
Casey Collins: I'm always ready.
Producer: Well, we're about to hit the air in three...two...one!
All of a sudden the opening theme music hits for the Casey Collins Show as he readies himself at the entrance of the studio. A large chorus of clapping can be heard coming from the studio audience. All of a sudden an announcer's voice can be heard speaking.
Announcer: ...And here's your host....CASEY COLLINS!!!
The clapping grows even louder as Casey Collins is ushered through the doors. The scene switches to the studio where the audience onhand is going crazy in anticipation of his arrival. He waves at the assembled crowd as he makes his way up on the stage. He immediately takes a bow as the musical score comes to a close.
Casey Collins: Thank you, everyone! Thank you and welcome to the Casey Collins Show! (points to hiimself) I'm your host, Casey Collins and today I want to begin by remarking that the struggles that we all experienced around here in Baltimore was catastrophic. Not since April of 1968 had the area seen such civil unrest. Throughout the duration of the crisis this area has seen its fair share of heroes and its share of villians. Well, two unlikely villains that I guess you could say have been created through this ordeal are pro-wrestling's own Vince Jones and his brother Keshawn Jones of the wrestling organization Unchained Wrestling Alliance.
All of a sudden the crowd errupts with a chorus of boos. Casey Collins hears this and immediately begins chuckling at the response from the crowd.
Casey Collins: Wow! And to think that we have these two gentlemen in the studio without us ready to make an appearance and give their side of the story.
The boos grow even louder as Casey Collins shakes his head in disappointment.
Casey Collins: Well, at this time I guess we'll go ahead and bring them on in.
All of a sudden music begins to play as Vince Jones and Keshawn Jones both come strolling in followed along behind by Jasmine Shelley. Vince Jones sneers at the the crowd on-hand as Casey Collins ushers the three of them over to their seats.
Casey Collins: Vince, Keshawn, Jasmine, welcome to the show.
Vince nods.
Jasmine: Thank you for having us, Casey!
Casey Collins cups his chin in thought.
Casey Collins: So, where do we begin? Where do we even begin? Well, I guess we could try and start things off on a lighter note. I hear you all are in preparation for a wrestling match in the coming days at your big event, Spring Slaughter? I'm not the biggest spectator of wrestling and all so you're gonna have to enlighten me.
Vince leans back in his seat with a rather uninterested scowl plastered across his face at the moment.
Vince Jones: Yeah...V got this match comin' up and shit where he gonna be literallly makin' some mahfucka by the name of Silva Baron his bitch by winnin'!
Casey Collins: Interesting...but what if he wins? Wouldn't you then be...the bitch??
Vince nearly jumps up out of his chair at the thought and Collins shrugs his shoulders briefly.
Casey Collins: I mean I'm just playing Devil's Advocate here! There's always that possibility, sir. Well, I can already see that you must have the tendency not to think your actions through. I mean you've always gotta consider the "What ifs" in life.
Vince Jones: Fuck the what ifs! There's no what ifs in V's decision makin', son! Especially when it comes to the game! The mahfucka gonna be handled, he and his alta ego and shit!
Casey Collins: Hmmm....does this bring back memories? This might've been a situation when you may have wanted to consider the...what ifs.
A clip is shown of Keshawn Jones and Vince Jones drunk and high off their asses in the morning hours. Keshawn and Vince can both be seen flipping off any and all cops in the vicinity.
Keshawn and Vince Jones: (singing in unison) Fuck the police! Fuck, fuck! Fuck the police!
All of a sudden a large group of cops and members of the National Guard begin to ascend on the two of them who are totally oblivious to what's going on. They suddenly realize what's going on but stumble over each other as they try to run off.
Reporter: Stay tuned for more.
As the clip comes to a close the audience begins booing. Vince Jones just shakes his head in disappointment with the reaction from the crowd.
Vince Jones: You people neva gonna give that shit up! Huh? Neva!
Casey Collins: Well, what do you expect? There were a lot of people gathered in protest of some serious issues that day while you and your brother show up in Baltimore making asses of yourselves on national t.v. How do you expect people to react to that? There were real issues that peole were protesting...real issues. I mean its one thing when you're a pro-wrestler like you claim to be. You're not dealing with the everyday issues that all of these people (points at the crowd) out here are dealing with. You don't know about all of that.
Vince throws up his hands.
Vince Jones: Whoa, whoa, whooooooa! Hold the phone here! You don't know V like that to be makin' all those claims and shit! You don't know where V from! You don't know what V dealt with!
The crowd boos as V turns towards them all.
Vince Jones: Nah! That's real! V and his lil bruh right here grew up with no pops! And if that sorry ass mahfucka watchin' right now he can go fuck himself! Cuz that's real! You people talkin' about all the shit you all dealin' with out here in B-More?? You people talkin' about dealin' with bullshit from the cops?? Keshawn and V been there done all that on anotha level!
Keshawn nods in agreement as Jasmine leans to the side and smirks at Vince's statements. Casey notices.
Casey Collins: It appears as though the lovely lady would like to make a few remarks.
Vince turns towards Jasmine and just shakes his head at the thought of her commenting.
Vince Jones: And what the fuck does she have to add to all this?
Jasmine: Ummmm....I don't know...kinda a lot. I mean I was the one that had to sit at home and see the two of you on t.v embarrassing me like you two did.
Vince Jones: Ahhh fuck all that shit!
Jasmine: Well, its true! How would you feel if you're sitting at home to see your boo on t.v getting arrested by the cops three to four states away especially when you didn't know that he and his brotha decided to go on some stupid road trip all of a sudden without telling you? How would that feel??
All of a sudden the audience begins to applaud in response as Jasmine smiles and thanks the crowd for their understanding.
Jasmine: I mean I'm the type of girlfriend that is always there for this brotha. I might as well be the de facto wife in a sense despite the fact that he can't commit to me.
The crowd applauds.
Vince Jones: Go ahead and take her side and shit!
Keshawn shrughs his shoulders with a glazed over look in his eyes.
Keshawn Jones: Take whoeva's side you want people. I'm here...but I'm high!
They all look at Keshawn in surprise at his statement.
Keshawn Jones: Its true though....
Jasmine brushes off Keshawn's last statement and continues on.
Jasmine: Anyways...Spring Slaughta, I'll be there. I'll be right by my man's side in support like I always am. Does he truly support me though is the big question?
Vince sits back in his chair, leans to the side, and rolls his eyes at Jasmine while shaking his head.
Jasmine: If there's one thing that can be said about his upcoming match in Texas he won't lose and become Silva Baron's bitch because of lack of support on my end. That's fa sho!
Vince becomes absolutely furious at he statement.
Jasmine: Baby, you can take it howeva you want but I won't be the reason Silva Baron makes you a bitch if he does. I'm just sayin'. Maybe you need to be made into a bitch every now and then!
Vince Jones: WHAT?
Casey Collins signals for the show to go to a commercial break as tempers begin flaring and the camera slowly fades to black.
TO BE CONTINUED...