Post by vincejones on Apr 30, 2015 23:00:20 GMT -6
The camera slowly fades into Vince Jones' haze-filled living room of his apartment. Vince Jones can be seen sitting back on his leather sofa with a look on face mixed with anger from the Chicago Bulls and Milwaukee Bucks game three of their playoff series that is on at the moment. The other half of his expression is slightly glazed over from the blunt he is currently smoking on as well as the bottle of Coors that he is drinking at the moment. All of a sudden a familiar laugh as heard off camera. Vince turns his attention in the direction of the laughter and catches sight of his brother Keshawn Jones who has a bottle of Coors of his own in one hand and a lit blunt in the other hand.
Vince Jones: Fuck you, bitch!
Keshawn chuckles to himself and shrugs.
Keshawn Jones: What's up with that, bruh?
Vince Jones: Oh you know damn well what the fuck is up with that? Yo fuckin' Bulls! That's what, son! So, you might as well take that bottle you sippin' on with yo Bulls lovin' ass and pop it back in the fridge, disrespectin' V's house and shit!
Keshawn Jones: Damn, son! So, its like that now??
Vince Jones nods in agreement.
Vince Jones: You damn straight its fuckin' like that?
Keshawn takes a puff of his blunt and exhales a cloud to add onto the rest of the haziness in the living room.
Keshawn Jones: Don't hate! Its not my fault that my Bulls holdin' it down in the NBA while your Knicks are...
Vince sits up straight on the couch and points the blunt in the direction of Keshawn.
Vince Jones: Don't even say it! Don't even fuckin' say it, KJ!
Keshawn Jones: Look V! You just gotta get with the facts. Yo boys are sittin' at home watchin' my boys bring it! That's all there is to it. The season was ova for yo squad afta the first week of the season got started and shit! It is what it is...
All of a sudden Vince chucks his half empty bottle of Coors against the wall behind the t.v and the glass shatters everywhere.
Vince Jones: Fuck that shit! Wait till next season!
Keshawn nods as he takes a quick swig of his bottle of Coors and makes his way over to a leather chair and takes a seat.
Keshawn Jones: Yeah right! How long you been sayin' that shit, huh?? How long??
Vince Jones: We still got Melo!
Keshawn Jones: And who the fuck else, bruh?
Keshawn takes another puff of his blunt and laughs. Vince narrows his glare on his brother, Keshawn.
Vince Jones: Well, if that's the case you might as well hop you sorry ass up off that damn chair you sittin' in too while you at it!
Keshawn Jones: What? Isaiah Thomas Jr. suddenly gonna come out the gates and start playin' like his old man and shit all of a sudden? Yo team gonna finally put some talent on that squad or somethin'?? Get the fuck outta here with that shit!
Keshawn shrugs his shoulders and laughs as we see Pau Gasol of the Chicago Bulls score a two-pointer from in the paint. Vince can no longer take it and he immediately changes the channel to the dismay of his brother. Vince flips through the channels some more and finally lands on a channel showing late breaking footage from the riots in Baltimore, Maryland.
Keshawn Jones: Really, V??
Vince Jones: Can't watch no more of that fuckin' shit!
Keshawn Jones: C'mon, dawg! I hook you up with that good shit (points at Vince's blunt) you smokin' on right now and you gonna do me like that ? And you know that shit is right!
Vince looks down at the blunt in his hand and snarls to himself as he takes another puff.
Keshawn Jones: Oh you know! And besides... Its not like my boys beatin' the shit outta yo squad, bruh! We just droppin' that bomb on the Bucks, baby!
Vince Jones: Fuck you, bitch!
Keshawn shrugs his shoulders and laughs some more at the expense of his older brother, Vince.
Keshawn Jones: Well, you can change the channel all you want, but that don't change the fact that my Bulls gettin' it in right now.
Vince Jones: Whateva, man!
The two of them sit in awkward silence as Vince Jones leans back on the couch and catches sight of the rioting in Baltimore.
Vince Jones: Hmph... those mahfuckas gettin' it down there in BMore right now.
Keshawn fixes his eyes on the sights of all the chaos taking place in Baltimore, Maryland and watches with enthusiasm.
Keshawn Jones: No doubt, V! Look at that shit! They tearing up cars, stores, looting, all kinds of crazy ass shit out there, son!
Vince Jones: Yeah. Reppin' hard, bruh! They reppin' it hard out there! Brings back memories of those old EDW days and shit, bangin' shit out! Ya know? Back then we was get it in and makin' cats notice.
Keshawn Jones: Well, its the same shit now, just doin' it in the ring, man. Right?
Vince nods in agreement but hesitates slightly.
Vince Jones: Yeah...but...its just not the same sometimes, bruh. You know how it is. Its like there's that somethin' missing...
Keshawn starts puffing on his blunt once again and looks at Vince with a cheesy grin and gives him a nod. Vince notices the look on his face and looks back at him with concern.
Vince Jones: Yo! What the fuck is goin' through you damn head right now, son? You know you be trippin' yo mans out wheneva you get that look creepin' across yo fuckin' face.
Keshawn Jones shoots Vince Jones yet another nod.
Keshawn Jones: You know what the fuck I'm thinkin' ova here, V!
Vince takes a puff of his blunt and continues eyeing Keshawn in confusion.
Vince Jones: Still kinda clueless...V wanna say he kinda feelin' ya; but, he kinda don't...
Keshawn points at the t.v screen while another scene is shown on the news of the rioting and chaos going on full-steam in Baltimore, Maryland. Vince turns his attention back to the screen and cocks his head to the side in confusion.
Vince Jones: Really?? You can't be fo real here...
Keshawn Jones: C'mon, son! Cats out there gettin' it on right now! That could be us, bruh! That could be us!
Vince Jones: No!
Keshawn Jones: We those Jones boys! Baltimore slangin' and bangin' right now; but, you know they don't do it like New Yawk!
Vince Jones leans back on the couch and shakes his head no.
Vince Jones: Fuck no! We not gettin' mixed up in that shit!
Keshawn leans forward with a slightly faded look totally lacking in the rationale department at the moment painted across his face.
Keshawn Jones: Bruh, c'mon! How often you got moments like this where you can just wild and go the fuck off? They rioting, son! They bringing the house down in BMore right now! You wanna look back on this and be like "Damn...that coulda been me?" Or you tryin' to be about that shit?
Vince Jones: You see how many fuckin' cops they got around the fuckin' area?? You know we got records!
Keshawn Jones: And how many otha mahfuckas out there already that got shit poppin' off? What? They gonna arrest all of us?
Vince shakes his head no.
Keshawn Jones: Yo! You already said it! You want some of that action! You know you do! Deep down inside you wanna get back out on the streets and tear some shit up like back in the old days!
Vince takes another puff of his blunt as he lets the idea proposed by Keshawn slowly sink in for a sec.
Vince Jones: Aight? V might have that feelin' in him right now; but,Jonesy got his match comin' up against that bitch, Ashley Kenyon in close to a week. You take any of that shit into consideration, KJ??
Keshawn laughs outloud and just shakes his head.
Keshawn Jones: Man, fuck an Ashley Kenyon!
Vince Jones: Easy for you to say! The bitch got Jonesy's North American title sittin' around her fuckin' waist still!
Keshawn Jones: Ah fuck that shit! What's the worst thing that could happen? You lose again??
Vince narrows his eyes on Keshawn.
Vince Jones: You fuckin' hard of hearing or somethin'? The bitch got Jonesy's belt so you may have forgotten that shit cuz you high right now; but, she got the job done against V once already! And he not lettin' that shit happen again! Nahmean?
Keshawn Jones: Dawg...
Vince Jones: Not only that, but V gotta worry about that Silva Baron who suddenly decides he gonna get bold and slap the shit outta Jonesy at the last Mayhem! You think V gonna let that shit slide or somethin'?
Keshawn Jones: Dawg! I know you not lettin' that shit slide; but, we can deal with all that when we deal with it!
Vince shakes his head in disagreement with Keshawn as he leans forward on the couch.
Vince Jones: Bruh, you talkin' crazy ass shit right now! All that shit easy for you to fuckin' say! You on the outside lookin' in! V the one that got a reputation on the line that he gotta fix by puttin' that bitch, Ashley Kenyon, back in her place where she belongs! The night she walked away with that win and V's belt its like all these otha cats started comin' out the woodworks and shit actin' like Jonesy no longa a problem and shit, son! How the fuck you think a guy like Silva Baron gets that courage to walk down that aisle and slap yo mans across the fuckin' face like he did that night, huh? Where the fuck did all that come from? Just think about it for a bit!
Keshawn slowly rises to his feet and nods in agreement.
Keshawn Jones: I get where you comin' from, V! I get it! I see it! I know and I'm sayin' fuck it all despite that! Why? Cuz sometimes you just need to let loose! Sometimes you need to let go! Sometimes you just need to let it all out and be that guy from hood that truly don't give a fuck!
Vince rises to his feet and confronts his brother.
Vince Jones: V is that guy, dawg!
Keshawn slaps Vince in the chest with an open palm.
Keshawn Jones: Fuck that! The guy I'm talkin' about wouldn't even be hesitatin' right now! We'd already be in the fuckin' car and on the road and shit!
Vince looks his brother dead on in the eyes. Keshawn looks down at the blunt in Vince's hand and chuckles to himself.
Keshawn Jones: Finish off that blunt and tell me how you feel about this road trip afta the fact!
Vince looks down at the blunt one last time and Keshawn gives him the nod.
The scene quickly switches and we see Vince Jones and his brother snatching a pair of baseball bats and some black duffle bags as some lines from Afroman's "Because I Got High" begins to echo in the background as the two of them exit the apartment side-by-side as if they are ready to go to war or something.
"Because I got High!
Because I got High!
Because I got Hiiiiigh!
La di da da daaaa da..."
The camera slowly fades out and fades back into Vince's apartment hours later close to noon as Jasmine can be seen in the kitchen talking on her cellphone with a look of concern etched across her face.
Jasmine: I have no clue where the hell he's at, Reno! He hasn't been in the house all night! I called him up and he doesn't answer!
She makes her way to the living room and plops herself down on the couch as she listens to Reno talking to her on the other end.
Jasmine: Mmmm hmmmm....
She shakes her head in disappointment.
Jasmine: Go figure! Its just like him to just suddenly vanish like this! I mean what the fuck could he possibly be doing right now??
She snatches up the remote and turns on the t.v. At the moment there is footage from the rioting in Baltimore, Maryland on t.v. Her eyes suddenly grow wide in shock.
Jasmine: Oh my god! We've got some major issues right about now, Reno! I think we might have to make a road trip! (pause) What for?? Check out Channel 104! I've just found our boys!
The camera catches sight of the t.v as a reporter can be seen running through the gist of a disturbance that took place earlier on in Baltimore, Maryland.
Reporter: With all the chaos that's taking place in Baltimore right now it seems as though some slightly bigger fish are now trying to get in on all the action. That's right. It has just been reported that professional wrestlers Vince Jones and his brother, Keshawn Jones, were recently apprehended on the streets of Baltimore at one of the scenes of unrest and looting in the early morning hours.
A clip is shown of Keshawn Jones and Vince Jones drunk and high off their asses in the morning hours. Keshawn and Vince can both be seen flipping off any and all cops in the vicinity.
Keshawn and Vince Jones: (singing in unison) Fuck the police! Fuck, fuck! Fuck the police!
All of a sudden a large group of cops and members of the National Guard begin to ascend on the two of them who are totally oblivious to what's going on. They suddenly realize what's going on but stumble over each other as they try to run off.
Reporter: Stay tuned for more as it develops.
Jasmine rolls her eyes and shakes her head as the camera slowly fades to black.
Vince Jones: Fuck you, bitch!
Keshawn chuckles to himself and shrugs.
Keshawn Jones: What's up with that, bruh?
Vince Jones: Oh you know damn well what the fuck is up with that? Yo fuckin' Bulls! That's what, son! So, you might as well take that bottle you sippin' on with yo Bulls lovin' ass and pop it back in the fridge, disrespectin' V's house and shit!
Keshawn Jones: Damn, son! So, its like that now??
Vince Jones nods in agreement.
Vince Jones: You damn straight its fuckin' like that?
Keshawn takes a puff of his blunt and exhales a cloud to add onto the rest of the haziness in the living room.
Keshawn Jones: Don't hate! Its not my fault that my Bulls holdin' it down in the NBA while your Knicks are...
Vince sits up straight on the couch and points the blunt in the direction of Keshawn.
Vince Jones: Don't even say it! Don't even fuckin' say it, KJ!
Keshawn Jones: Look V! You just gotta get with the facts. Yo boys are sittin' at home watchin' my boys bring it! That's all there is to it. The season was ova for yo squad afta the first week of the season got started and shit! It is what it is...
All of a sudden Vince chucks his half empty bottle of Coors against the wall behind the t.v and the glass shatters everywhere.
Vince Jones: Fuck that shit! Wait till next season!
Keshawn nods as he takes a quick swig of his bottle of Coors and makes his way over to a leather chair and takes a seat.
Keshawn Jones: Yeah right! How long you been sayin' that shit, huh?? How long??
Vince Jones: We still got Melo!
Keshawn Jones: And who the fuck else, bruh?
Keshawn takes another puff of his blunt and laughs. Vince narrows his glare on his brother, Keshawn.
Vince Jones: Well, if that's the case you might as well hop you sorry ass up off that damn chair you sittin' in too while you at it!
Keshawn Jones: What? Isaiah Thomas Jr. suddenly gonna come out the gates and start playin' like his old man and shit all of a sudden? Yo team gonna finally put some talent on that squad or somethin'?? Get the fuck outta here with that shit!
Keshawn shrugs his shoulders and laughs as we see Pau Gasol of the Chicago Bulls score a two-pointer from in the paint. Vince can no longer take it and he immediately changes the channel to the dismay of his brother. Vince flips through the channels some more and finally lands on a channel showing late breaking footage from the riots in Baltimore, Maryland.
Keshawn Jones: Really, V??
Vince Jones: Can't watch no more of that fuckin' shit!
Keshawn Jones: C'mon, dawg! I hook you up with that good shit (points at Vince's blunt) you smokin' on right now and you gonna do me like that ? And you know that shit is right!
Vince looks down at the blunt in his hand and snarls to himself as he takes another puff.
Keshawn Jones: Oh you know! And besides... Its not like my boys beatin' the shit outta yo squad, bruh! We just droppin' that bomb on the Bucks, baby!
Vince Jones: Fuck you, bitch!
Keshawn shrugs his shoulders and laughs some more at the expense of his older brother, Vince.
Keshawn Jones: Well, you can change the channel all you want, but that don't change the fact that my Bulls gettin' it in right now.
Vince Jones: Whateva, man!
The two of them sit in awkward silence as Vince Jones leans back on the couch and catches sight of the rioting in Baltimore.
Vince Jones: Hmph... those mahfuckas gettin' it down there in BMore right now.
Keshawn fixes his eyes on the sights of all the chaos taking place in Baltimore, Maryland and watches with enthusiasm.
Keshawn Jones: No doubt, V! Look at that shit! They tearing up cars, stores, looting, all kinds of crazy ass shit out there, son!
Vince Jones: Yeah. Reppin' hard, bruh! They reppin' it hard out there! Brings back memories of those old EDW days and shit, bangin' shit out! Ya know? Back then we was get it in and makin' cats notice.
Keshawn Jones: Well, its the same shit now, just doin' it in the ring, man. Right?
Vince nods in agreement but hesitates slightly.
Vince Jones: Yeah...but...its just not the same sometimes, bruh. You know how it is. Its like there's that somethin' missing...
Keshawn starts puffing on his blunt once again and looks at Vince with a cheesy grin and gives him a nod. Vince notices the look on his face and looks back at him with concern.
Vince Jones: Yo! What the fuck is goin' through you damn head right now, son? You know you be trippin' yo mans out wheneva you get that look creepin' across yo fuckin' face.
Keshawn Jones shoots Vince Jones yet another nod.
Keshawn Jones: You know what the fuck I'm thinkin' ova here, V!
Vince takes a puff of his blunt and continues eyeing Keshawn in confusion.
Vince Jones: Still kinda clueless...V wanna say he kinda feelin' ya; but, he kinda don't...
Keshawn points at the t.v screen while another scene is shown on the news of the rioting and chaos going on full-steam in Baltimore, Maryland. Vince turns his attention back to the screen and cocks his head to the side in confusion.
Vince Jones: Really?? You can't be fo real here...
Keshawn Jones: C'mon, son! Cats out there gettin' it on right now! That could be us, bruh! That could be us!
Vince Jones: No!
Keshawn Jones: We those Jones boys! Baltimore slangin' and bangin' right now; but, you know they don't do it like New Yawk!
Vince Jones leans back on the couch and shakes his head no.
Vince Jones: Fuck no! We not gettin' mixed up in that shit!
Keshawn leans forward with a slightly faded look totally lacking in the rationale department at the moment painted across his face.
Keshawn Jones: Bruh, c'mon! How often you got moments like this where you can just wild and go the fuck off? They rioting, son! They bringing the house down in BMore right now! You wanna look back on this and be like "Damn...that coulda been me?" Or you tryin' to be about that shit?
Vince Jones: You see how many fuckin' cops they got around the fuckin' area?? You know we got records!
Keshawn Jones: And how many otha mahfuckas out there already that got shit poppin' off? What? They gonna arrest all of us?
Vince shakes his head no.
Keshawn Jones: Yo! You already said it! You want some of that action! You know you do! Deep down inside you wanna get back out on the streets and tear some shit up like back in the old days!
Vince takes another puff of his blunt as he lets the idea proposed by Keshawn slowly sink in for a sec.
Vince Jones: Aight? V might have that feelin' in him right now; but,Jonesy got his match comin' up against that bitch, Ashley Kenyon in close to a week. You take any of that shit into consideration, KJ??
Keshawn laughs outloud and just shakes his head.
Keshawn Jones: Man, fuck an Ashley Kenyon!
Vince Jones: Easy for you to say! The bitch got Jonesy's North American title sittin' around her fuckin' waist still!
Keshawn Jones: Ah fuck that shit! What's the worst thing that could happen? You lose again??
Vince narrows his eyes on Keshawn.
Vince Jones: You fuckin' hard of hearing or somethin'? The bitch got Jonesy's belt so you may have forgotten that shit cuz you high right now; but, she got the job done against V once already! And he not lettin' that shit happen again! Nahmean?
Keshawn Jones: Dawg...
Vince Jones: Not only that, but V gotta worry about that Silva Baron who suddenly decides he gonna get bold and slap the shit outta Jonesy at the last Mayhem! You think V gonna let that shit slide or somethin'?
Keshawn Jones: Dawg! I know you not lettin' that shit slide; but, we can deal with all that when we deal with it!
Vince shakes his head in disagreement with Keshawn as he leans forward on the couch.
Vince Jones: Bruh, you talkin' crazy ass shit right now! All that shit easy for you to fuckin' say! You on the outside lookin' in! V the one that got a reputation on the line that he gotta fix by puttin' that bitch, Ashley Kenyon, back in her place where she belongs! The night she walked away with that win and V's belt its like all these otha cats started comin' out the woodworks and shit actin' like Jonesy no longa a problem and shit, son! How the fuck you think a guy like Silva Baron gets that courage to walk down that aisle and slap yo mans across the fuckin' face like he did that night, huh? Where the fuck did all that come from? Just think about it for a bit!
Keshawn slowly rises to his feet and nods in agreement.
Keshawn Jones: I get where you comin' from, V! I get it! I see it! I know and I'm sayin' fuck it all despite that! Why? Cuz sometimes you just need to let loose! Sometimes you need to let go! Sometimes you just need to let it all out and be that guy from hood that truly don't give a fuck!
Vince rises to his feet and confronts his brother.
Vince Jones: V is that guy, dawg!
Keshawn slaps Vince in the chest with an open palm.
Keshawn Jones: Fuck that! The guy I'm talkin' about wouldn't even be hesitatin' right now! We'd already be in the fuckin' car and on the road and shit!
Vince looks his brother dead on in the eyes. Keshawn looks down at the blunt in Vince's hand and chuckles to himself.
Keshawn Jones: Finish off that blunt and tell me how you feel about this road trip afta the fact!
Vince looks down at the blunt one last time and Keshawn gives him the nod.
The scene quickly switches and we see Vince Jones and his brother snatching a pair of baseball bats and some black duffle bags as some lines from Afroman's "Because I Got High" begins to echo in the background as the two of them exit the apartment side-by-side as if they are ready to go to war or something.
"Because I got High!
Because I got High!
Because I got Hiiiiigh!
La di da da daaaa da..."
The camera slowly fades out and fades back into Vince's apartment hours later close to noon as Jasmine can be seen in the kitchen talking on her cellphone with a look of concern etched across her face.
Jasmine: I have no clue where the hell he's at, Reno! He hasn't been in the house all night! I called him up and he doesn't answer!
She makes her way to the living room and plops herself down on the couch as she listens to Reno talking to her on the other end.
Jasmine: Mmmm hmmmm....
She shakes her head in disappointment.
Jasmine: Go figure! Its just like him to just suddenly vanish like this! I mean what the fuck could he possibly be doing right now??
She snatches up the remote and turns on the t.v. At the moment there is footage from the rioting in Baltimore, Maryland on t.v. Her eyes suddenly grow wide in shock.
Jasmine: Oh my god! We've got some major issues right about now, Reno! I think we might have to make a road trip! (pause) What for?? Check out Channel 104! I've just found our boys!
The camera catches sight of the t.v as a reporter can be seen running through the gist of a disturbance that took place earlier on in Baltimore, Maryland.
Reporter: With all the chaos that's taking place in Baltimore right now it seems as though some slightly bigger fish are now trying to get in on all the action. That's right. It has just been reported that professional wrestlers Vince Jones and his brother, Keshawn Jones, were recently apprehended on the streets of Baltimore at one of the scenes of unrest and looting in the early morning hours.
A clip is shown of Keshawn Jones and Vince Jones drunk and high off their asses in the morning hours. Keshawn and Vince can both be seen flipping off any and all cops in the vicinity.
Keshawn and Vince Jones: (singing in unison) Fuck the police! Fuck, fuck! Fuck the police!
All of a sudden a large group of cops and members of the National Guard begin to ascend on the two of them who are totally oblivious to what's going on. They suddenly realize what's going on but stumble over each other as they try to run off.
Reporter: Stay tuned for more as it develops.
Jasmine rolls her eyes and shakes her head as the camera slowly fades to black.