Post by silverbaron on Mar 19, 2015 22:18:43 GMT -6
The Silver Baron had made his way to his apartment. It was after he was done getting the last of the video shots done for a bondage porno he was making. He had placed his keys down, along with the USB drive that contained all the footage. He then pulled out the little bag of shrooms that was given to him by Tedman. He smirked, setting them down.
Silver Baron: I'll be sure to enjoy them for sure Teddy.
The Silver Baron took off his jacket, and sat down at the kitchen table. He had the book based on the seven chakras, that Gutierrez had mailed to him, sitting on the table. He sighed, quickly scanning over the first couple pages of the first chapter.
Silver Baron: I wonder if this will actually work.
As the Silver Baron was reading the book, he grabbed a couple of the mushrooms, and ate them. At first, he didn't feel a thing, then, the pages began to fly out of the book, and all around him. He tried to catch them as they went everywhere, but they soon all exploded in various different colors. The whole room warped around, and the Silver Baron was floating in the sky, right ear where the Northern Lights would be.
Silver Baron: Whoa....This is some good shit!
Suddenly, the Northern Lights began to wave a bit, and then floated towards him. It surrounded him, and encased him in a cocoon, before lighting up. The Silver Baron was now in a void that was made of different colors.. but what was strange to him, was that there were seven different points on his body, between his genitals and the top of his head, where he glowed different colors. However, they were faint.
Silver Baron: Are...these my charka paths?
Male voice: Indeed they are.
The Silver Baron recognized the voice. That's when a transparent head that was shaped like Gutierrez appeared. The head of the old man chuckled.
Silver Baron: What's going on man?
Gutierrez: I dunno. You tell me?
Silver Baron: Well...I was reading the chakra paths book you gave me.
Gutierrez:You mean the real Gutierrez gave you. I'm just a figment of your wild imagination.
Silver Baron: Oh. Must have been because I had you on my mind. You know...picking up the book and all.
Gutierrez: I dunno. But...I'm sure that it's to help with why your chakra paths are glowing. Though I believe they aren't glowing as brightly as they should.
Silver Baron: Hmmmm.
The Silver Baron nodded, and sat down. The head began to float around him, looking at the lowest path. That was starting to make the Silver Baron very uncomfortable.
Silver Baron: Can you please stop staring at my ass, floaty head thing?
Gutierrez: It's where the first path is located. Now, what have you learned about the paths?
Silver Baron: I believe it was every path is like a river, but are being blocked. As for the first path, which you are right, is located...in my ass no less, is the Earth chakra. I believes it deals with fear and survival.
Gutierrez: I see.
The head the rushed at him, but transformed into Oblivion. The Silver Baron quickly got up, and blocked a couple strikes from his evil half.
Oblivion: Hello fuckface.
Silver Baron: Says the one wearing a mask.
Oblivion: Touche. But unlike the old man, I'm no hallucination. But I find it very amusing that in your attempt to get rid of me, yet again, I just happen to be the very first thing you have to face.
Silver Baron: Survival, and Fear. Damn.
Oblivion: Damn right. Now....KNEEL!
Oblivion began to grow to the size of that of a Titan. As he did, various fireballs began to fire down. The Silver Baron dodged. A couple of them hit, and in the fire, he saw some of the times he lost control, and went nuts.
Oblivion: Pretty soon, you won't have to worry about losing control, because you'll have NONE!
The Silver Baron grunted, and pushed through the image flames. They washed off of him, as various platforms began to form, including one underneath the Silver Baron. On each platform, clones of Oblivion appeared. The clone that was on the same platform as him began to attack.
Oblivion: Just give up. You're nothing but a waste of space. My clones and I will beat you into submission, and there is nothing you can do!
The Oblivion clone then tackled The Silver Baron, taking them right to the edge. The Oblivion clone then had the Silver Baron in a choke hold, and was laughing. But the Silver Baron closed his eyes.
Oblivion: Giving up already? That makes it no fun. Oh well.
It was then, that Oblivion saw himself short out for a second. The Silver Baron opened his eyes, and tossed the clone away. He then jumped up to the next platform, as the light at the base of his spine began to glow a bit of a brighter beige.
Silver Baron: You're right, I am fearful of you, and what might happen.
The next Oblivion clone went in for the attack, but was hip tossed to the side, before being grabbed, swung around, and tossed into the abyss. The Silver Baron propelled himself up to the next Platform.
Silver Baron: But my fear of my mind, it reminds me of what my goal is.
The next Oblivion clone ran and jumped, but the Silver Baron countered with a dropkick that would send the clone over the edge. Once again, the Silver Baron jumped to the next one.
Silver Baron: To find the balance within.
Another Oblivion clone attacked. But this time, the Silver Baron countered it into a Silver Lining armbar, and ripped out it's arm. It vanished, and the Silver Baron jumped again.
Silver Baron: I've faced you many times, and no matter how many more times it takes, I will continue to do so.
Another clone rushed at him, but the Silver Baron caught this one in a Playa bomb, and hit him into the platform so hard, it crumbled away. The silver Baron quickly jumped to the next one.
Silver Baron: so if you think your taunting me will affect me. You're wrong. I have a reason to fight, and no matter how hard you try I will keep on surviving. I will not let my fears overrun me anymore!
With that, the Silver Baron was engulfed in a beige light, and slapped the oncoming clone away. He then umped. But instead of heading to the next platform, he zipped through the platforms and destroyed them, until he was well above the big Oblivion. Oblivion snarled, and fired more fireballs at the Silver Baron. But he dodged in his descent, and with all his power, he punched the forehead of Oblivion, going right through him, and causing Oblivion to yell in pain, as he turned into a giant green flame. But the Silver Baron kept falling, as the abyss began to show a tunnel of light. In there, he saw his kitchen
Silver Baron: I...Think...I'm....COMING DOWWWWWWN!!!!!
The Silver Baron went into the light picture, and suddenly, everything became normal. He regained his bearings, and saw that is kitchen table was destroyed, as he had gone through it. He groaned in pain, slowly getting up.
Silver Baron: Whoa. That was some grade A shit. Just like Tedman said it was. But...I guess I've started. I feel.....stronger though.
The Silver Baron smirked. He could hear Oblivion screaming at him. But he tuned out his other personality, and his smirk, actually became a genuine smile.
Silver Baron: Maybe this chakra thing might just be what I need. Either way, I feel great. Well, aside from the paid, in due to the mess I made.
The Silver Baron chuckled to himself, grabbing his keys and the USB drive He was now gonna head to his office at the Pleasure Dome.
~An hour later~
The Silver Baron was smirking again. After watching a few videos to get a better insight on his opponent, the Silver Baron was now ready to express his opinions on what has been going down. He had his tripod and camcorder set up. He grabbed a bottle of water, uncapped it, and began to record.
Silver Baron: Well ladies and gentlemen, Tragic engagement has come and gone, and now, we look to new adventures forth. As you know, I wasn't exactly booked, but apparently I, along with Tedman, got more people talking, then most people on the card did, and neither one of us can remember what the fuck we did.
Now don't get me wrong, there were plenty of people who got people talking. For example, Bethany Kenyon winning the big one, is definitely the one thing more talk about then my ball trippin' antics that night.
And yet some people said it shouldn't have happened, as it wasted time. Well maybe it wasted YOUR time, but hey, it kept the whole crowd entertained throughout. So if one or a few measly, attention seeking whores decides that the fact my antics seemed like I waste, well let me tell you how it really is. It would seem that those dolts suck out loud, and that I am more relevant then them, high or sober.
But enough about all that. It was just simple fact afterall. Of course, I also hear this rumor that Vince Jones is pissed off with Tedman and I. For what though? Being pushed aside? Well Vinnie, you seem to be doing a good job of letting people push you aside these days. You used to be relevant. Now...your match was with Amy Zing? Yeah that just goes to show you how low you've sunken. Though if she was higher up on the card, then your match would have meant something.
The Silver Baron chuckled at that, knowing that there was painfully obvious truth to them. He took a big gulp of his water, before continuing.
Silver Baron: But regardless of those things, I can't help but laugh at the words my opponent, Pauly O'Connor, has said about me. And there are in fact several reasons why I say that. First and foremost, is that he just proved the point i just made. He talks about how my time was wasted running around, doing random crap while tripping on acid with Tedman. Yet he and Shonn failed to do what could have been the easiest thing in the fucken world to do, and that was take the North American championship away from Ashley Kenyon. I mean for fucks sake, it was pretty much a handicap match, and at one point, you did take her out.
Yet nobody cared one fucken bit about that, because we all know how that turned out. They were talking about the antics me and Tedman did, and because of that, I can smell the jealousy permeating off of you. So far so that you're trying to paint me as the bad guy here, when clearly, that's only the case when I'm beyond pissed off.
The Silver Baron's expression soured a bit. He sighed for a second, before clicking his tongue. His sour mood didn't last long, as he recalled how he felt, aside from the physical pain, after his recent trip. He tried to recall what went on, and did get memories of him fighting several Oblivions. When he managed to recall, he smirked again.
Silver Baron: The life that I lead, is one that many males would love to be in. Unlike most males, including you Pauly, is a life of business, and indulgence, with the two more often then not mixing together well. I'm not saying it's perfect, nor is it easy, but the pimp life, it can be quite sweet.
Unlike you Pauly I'm not walking around with my balls cut off, barking like a dog. Unlike you, I am not an underling. I am the top player, and everyone else under my employment, while valued, all answer to me. What you've said about me, not being a real man because of my profession...do you really think I haven't heard that crap a zillion times before?
Every time I hear somebody say I am not a man because I'm a pimp, it makes me laugh. Laugh, because I know that every single one of them are thinking they wish they could be me, but don't want to admit it.
You, like every other male who has said that, just doesn't want to admit that they crave the kind of power I have over women. The fact I employ women to do sleazy, dirty, sexual work every fucken day, just because I have managed to get into that kind of position.
Face facts, compared to me Pauly, you're absolutely hopeless.
The Silver Baron once again chuckled. He has never once complained about the life he lead, and it certainly brought amusement to him whenever somebody chastised him for being a pimp, and a successful, well respected one to boot.
Silver Baron: But what makes thing so much more funny when I heard those words spewing out of your mouth, is that you are showing your true colors, and they ain't a shade of green. More like yellow if you ask me. You, calling me less of a man because of what I do, is hypocrisy in it's most basic form.
Isn't it you, and Shonn, who have helped out Aerynn in whatever antics she's been trying to pull just because she craves the attention? Wasn't it you pricks who drugged up a couple friends of Arsenal, just to attempt to mind fuck them? Wasn't it you jerkoffs, who have multiple times, ganged up on one man, because of fuck knows why?
The answer to all of them, is yes. Not one of your fights you've been in, have been fair. You three have always tried to use numbers to your advantage. Yet every single fucken time, it has epically failed. Only served to piss everyone else off even more, and hell, it got to the point where Brody has pretty much finished off Aerynn, as payback for hurting his friends, along with nearly crippling him.
And guess what? With the exception of one time, have I, or anyone from SCK for that matter, done anything remotely similar to what you guys have done? Not a chance. Why?Well there are two good reasons for those. One is because people like to pick fights with greatness, in hopes to taking it. And two, we're above that crap. But when people pick a fight with SCK, inspite of what has happened to a couple of our members, we win.
So go ahead. Keep talking about your 'honor' and whatnot. It won't matter. Everyone can see right through your lies, your deceit, and your hypocrisy. The only thing that's missing in this picture, is you holding a shovel, because let's face it, you've been digging your own grave this entire time.
Don't get me wrong, come Mayhem, a bitch is going to get smacked around, and rightfully deserving of it. So my suggestion is to keep your face clean Pauly, because i don't want to get extra crap on my gloves. On top of that, you need to feel the full impact, of my legendary pimp hand, for you to see just how much of a bitch you are.
The Silver Baron smirked again, as he raised his pimp hand up in a motion that he was about to pimp smack somebody. He chuckled, before finishing off his water, and stopping the recording.
Silver Baron: I'll be sure to enjoy them for sure Teddy.
The Silver Baron took off his jacket, and sat down at the kitchen table. He had the book based on the seven chakras, that Gutierrez had mailed to him, sitting on the table. He sighed, quickly scanning over the first couple pages of the first chapter.
Silver Baron: I wonder if this will actually work.
As the Silver Baron was reading the book, he grabbed a couple of the mushrooms, and ate them. At first, he didn't feel a thing, then, the pages began to fly out of the book, and all around him. He tried to catch them as they went everywhere, but they soon all exploded in various different colors. The whole room warped around, and the Silver Baron was floating in the sky, right ear where the Northern Lights would be.
Silver Baron: Whoa....This is some good shit!
Suddenly, the Northern Lights began to wave a bit, and then floated towards him. It surrounded him, and encased him in a cocoon, before lighting up. The Silver Baron was now in a void that was made of different colors.. but what was strange to him, was that there were seven different points on his body, between his genitals and the top of his head, where he glowed different colors. However, they were faint.
Silver Baron: Are...these my charka paths?
Male voice: Indeed they are.
The Silver Baron recognized the voice. That's when a transparent head that was shaped like Gutierrez appeared. The head of the old man chuckled.
Silver Baron: What's going on man?
Gutierrez: I dunno. You tell me?
Silver Baron: Well...I was reading the chakra paths book you gave me.
Gutierrez:You mean the real Gutierrez gave you. I'm just a figment of your wild imagination.
Silver Baron: Oh. Must have been because I had you on my mind. You know...picking up the book and all.
Gutierrez: I dunno. But...I'm sure that it's to help with why your chakra paths are glowing. Though I believe they aren't glowing as brightly as they should.
Silver Baron: Hmmmm.
The Silver Baron nodded, and sat down. The head began to float around him, looking at the lowest path. That was starting to make the Silver Baron very uncomfortable.
Silver Baron: Can you please stop staring at my ass, floaty head thing?
Gutierrez: It's where the first path is located. Now, what have you learned about the paths?
Silver Baron: I believe it was every path is like a river, but are being blocked. As for the first path, which you are right, is located...in my ass no less, is the Earth chakra. I believes it deals with fear and survival.
Gutierrez: I see.
The head the rushed at him, but transformed into Oblivion. The Silver Baron quickly got up, and blocked a couple strikes from his evil half.
Oblivion: Hello fuckface.
Silver Baron: Says the one wearing a mask.
Oblivion: Touche. But unlike the old man, I'm no hallucination. But I find it very amusing that in your attempt to get rid of me, yet again, I just happen to be the very first thing you have to face.
Silver Baron: Survival, and Fear. Damn.
Oblivion: Damn right. Now....KNEEL!
Oblivion began to grow to the size of that of a Titan. As he did, various fireballs began to fire down. The Silver Baron dodged. A couple of them hit, and in the fire, he saw some of the times he lost control, and went nuts.
Oblivion: Pretty soon, you won't have to worry about losing control, because you'll have NONE!
The Silver Baron grunted, and pushed through the image flames. They washed off of him, as various platforms began to form, including one underneath the Silver Baron. On each platform, clones of Oblivion appeared. The clone that was on the same platform as him began to attack.
Oblivion: Just give up. You're nothing but a waste of space. My clones and I will beat you into submission, and there is nothing you can do!
The Oblivion clone then tackled The Silver Baron, taking them right to the edge. The Oblivion clone then had the Silver Baron in a choke hold, and was laughing. But the Silver Baron closed his eyes.
Oblivion: Giving up already? That makes it no fun. Oh well.
It was then, that Oblivion saw himself short out for a second. The Silver Baron opened his eyes, and tossed the clone away. He then jumped up to the next platform, as the light at the base of his spine began to glow a bit of a brighter beige.
Silver Baron: You're right, I am fearful of you, and what might happen.
The next Oblivion clone went in for the attack, but was hip tossed to the side, before being grabbed, swung around, and tossed into the abyss. The Silver Baron propelled himself up to the next Platform.
Silver Baron: But my fear of my mind, it reminds me of what my goal is.
The next Oblivion clone ran and jumped, but the Silver Baron countered with a dropkick that would send the clone over the edge. Once again, the Silver Baron jumped to the next one.
Silver Baron: To find the balance within.
Another Oblivion clone attacked. But this time, the Silver Baron countered it into a Silver Lining armbar, and ripped out it's arm. It vanished, and the Silver Baron jumped again.
Silver Baron: I've faced you many times, and no matter how many more times it takes, I will continue to do so.
Another clone rushed at him, but the Silver Baron caught this one in a Playa bomb, and hit him into the platform so hard, it crumbled away. The silver Baron quickly jumped to the next one.
Silver Baron: so if you think your taunting me will affect me. You're wrong. I have a reason to fight, and no matter how hard you try I will keep on surviving. I will not let my fears overrun me anymore!
With that, the Silver Baron was engulfed in a beige light, and slapped the oncoming clone away. He then umped. But instead of heading to the next platform, he zipped through the platforms and destroyed them, until he was well above the big Oblivion. Oblivion snarled, and fired more fireballs at the Silver Baron. But he dodged in his descent, and with all his power, he punched the forehead of Oblivion, going right through him, and causing Oblivion to yell in pain, as he turned into a giant green flame. But the Silver Baron kept falling, as the abyss began to show a tunnel of light. In there, he saw his kitchen
Silver Baron: I...Think...I'm....COMING DOWWWWWWN!!!!!
The Silver Baron went into the light picture, and suddenly, everything became normal. He regained his bearings, and saw that is kitchen table was destroyed, as he had gone through it. He groaned in pain, slowly getting up.
Silver Baron: Whoa. That was some grade A shit. Just like Tedman said it was. But...I guess I've started. I feel.....stronger though.
The Silver Baron smirked. He could hear Oblivion screaming at him. But he tuned out his other personality, and his smirk, actually became a genuine smile.
Silver Baron: Maybe this chakra thing might just be what I need. Either way, I feel great. Well, aside from the paid, in due to the mess I made.
The Silver Baron chuckled to himself, grabbing his keys and the USB drive He was now gonna head to his office at the Pleasure Dome.
~An hour later~
The Silver Baron was smirking again. After watching a few videos to get a better insight on his opponent, the Silver Baron was now ready to express his opinions on what has been going down. He had his tripod and camcorder set up. He grabbed a bottle of water, uncapped it, and began to record.
Silver Baron: Well ladies and gentlemen, Tragic engagement has come and gone, and now, we look to new adventures forth. As you know, I wasn't exactly booked, but apparently I, along with Tedman, got more people talking, then most people on the card did, and neither one of us can remember what the fuck we did.
Now don't get me wrong, there were plenty of people who got people talking. For example, Bethany Kenyon winning the big one, is definitely the one thing more talk about then my ball trippin' antics that night.
And yet some people said it shouldn't have happened, as it wasted time. Well maybe it wasted YOUR time, but hey, it kept the whole crowd entertained throughout. So if one or a few measly, attention seeking whores decides that the fact my antics seemed like I waste, well let me tell you how it really is. It would seem that those dolts suck out loud, and that I am more relevant then them, high or sober.
But enough about all that. It was just simple fact afterall. Of course, I also hear this rumor that Vince Jones is pissed off with Tedman and I. For what though? Being pushed aside? Well Vinnie, you seem to be doing a good job of letting people push you aside these days. You used to be relevant. Now...your match was with Amy Zing? Yeah that just goes to show you how low you've sunken. Though if she was higher up on the card, then your match would have meant something.
The Silver Baron chuckled at that, knowing that there was painfully obvious truth to them. He took a big gulp of his water, before continuing.
Silver Baron: But regardless of those things, I can't help but laugh at the words my opponent, Pauly O'Connor, has said about me. And there are in fact several reasons why I say that. First and foremost, is that he just proved the point i just made. He talks about how my time was wasted running around, doing random crap while tripping on acid with Tedman. Yet he and Shonn failed to do what could have been the easiest thing in the fucken world to do, and that was take the North American championship away from Ashley Kenyon. I mean for fucks sake, it was pretty much a handicap match, and at one point, you did take her out.
Yet nobody cared one fucken bit about that, because we all know how that turned out. They were talking about the antics me and Tedman did, and because of that, I can smell the jealousy permeating off of you. So far so that you're trying to paint me as the bad guy here, when clearly, that's only the case when I'm beyond pissed off.
The Silver Baron's expression soured a bit. He sighed for a second, before clicking his tongue. His sour mood didn't last long, as he recalled how he felt, aside from the physical pain, after his recent trip. He tried to recall what went on, and did get memories of him fighting several Oblivions. When he managed to recall, he smirked again.
Silver Baron: The life that I lead, is one that many males would love to be in. Unlike most males, including you Pauly, is a life of business, and indulgence, with the two more often then not mixing together well. I'm not saying it's perfect, nor is it easy, but the pimp life, it can be quite sweet.
Unlike you Pauly I'm not walking around with my balls cut off, barking like a dog. Unlike you, I am not an underling. I am the top player, and everyone else under my employment, while valued, all answer to me. What you've said about me, not being a real man because of my profession...do you really think I haven't heard that crap a zillion times before?
Every time I hear somebody say I am not a man because I'm a pimp, it makes me laugh. Laugh, because I know that every single one of them are thinking they wish they could be me, but don't want to admit it.
You, like every other male who has said that, just doesn't want to admit that they crave the kind of power I have over women. The fact I employ women to do sleazy, dirty, sexual work every fucken day, just because I have managed to get into that kind of position.
Face facts, compared to me Pauly, you're absolutely hopeless.
The Silver Baron once again chuckled. He has never once complained about the life he lead, and it certainly brought amusement to him whenever somebody chastised him for being a pimp, and a successful, well respected one to boot.
Silver Baron: But what makes thing so much more funny when I heard those words spewing out of your mouth, is that you are showing your true colors, and they ain't a shade of green. More like yellow if you ask me. You, calling me less of a man because of what I do, is hypocrisy in it's most basic form.
Isn't it you, and Shonn, who have helped out Aerynn in whatever antics she's been trying to pull just because she craves the attention? Wasn't it you pricks who drugged up a couple friends of Arsenal, just to attempt to mind fuck them? Wasn't it you jerkoffs, who have multiple times, ganged up on one man, because of fuck knows why?
The answer to all of them, is yes. Not one of your fights you've been in, have been fair. You three have always tried to use numbers to your advantage. Yet every single fucken time, it has epically failed. Only served to piss everyone else off even more, and hell, it got to the point where Brody has pretty much finished off Aerynn, as payback for hurting his friends, along with nearly crippling him.
And guess what? With the exception of one time, have I, or anyone from SCK for that matter, done anything remotely similar to what you guys have done? Not a chance. Why?Well there are two good reasons for those. One is because people like to pick fights with greatness, in hopes to taking it. And two, we're above that crap. But when people pick a fight with SCK, inspite of what has happened to a couple of our members, we win.
So go ahead. Keep talking about your 'honor' and whatnot. It won't matter. Everyone can see right through your lies, your deceit, and your hypocrisy. The only thing that's missing in this picture, is you holding a shovel, because let's face it, you've been digging your own grave this entire time.
Don't get me wrong, come Mayhem, a bitch is going to get smacked around, and rightfully deserving of it. So my suggestion is to keep your face clean Pauly, because i don't want to get extra crap on my gloves. On top of that, you need to feel the full impact, of my legendary pimp hand, for you to see just how much of a bitch you are.
The Silver Baron smirked again, as he raised his pimp hand up in a motion that he was about to pimp smack somebody. He chuckled, before finishing off his water, and stopping the recording.
