Post by silverbaron on Feb 6, 2015 23:12:20 GMT -6
The Pleasure Dome was in full swing again. Pretty much all of the Silver Baron's employees were working. All was normal. Except for one thing.
Lacey Roberts had walked in. She was somewhat surprised by the fact she was able to come in, but she was glad nevertheless.
She smirked, seeing all the acts of filth that she could see. It felt like someplace she would like to be. Of course that is part of the reason as to why she was here. The other part, was her old friend, the Silver Baron.
She waited patiently, knowing that the guard that was at the doorway that lead to the second floor had to eventually leave. Her prediction came true, as there was a rather drunk and unruly customer that got the guard's attention. She quickly went in, and proceeded to the Silver Baron's office.
~Meanwhile, with the Silver Baron~
The Silver Baron was in his office. He barely was looking over the active club. In fact, he was starting to read a book. The book was about the seven spiritual chakra paths. His hands were a bit bloodied from an incident that happened earlier, involving him and a wayward customer.
He was smiling though. Inspite of that, Oblivion was being rather quiet. The Silver Baron figured that the damage he had done to Oblivion was keeping him somewhat silent. He could still hear the laughter, but it also had a hint of pain, so thus he wasn't as bothered by it.
However there was a note from Gutierrez there. Something that had actually inspired the Silver Baron to read the book.
Silver Baron: What are you up to Gutierrez? What could you possibly know about me, that I'm not aware of?
It was then, that he heard a knock at his door. That snapped him out of his thoughts. He looked over at the glass window to see a small scuffle happening. He sighed, and answered the door, and was shocked to see Lacey there.
Silver baron: Lacey?
Lacey: Yup. It's me. Can I come in?
The Silver Baron gave her a blank look. He stared at her for a minute, before he motioned for her to come in. Lacey smirked, and stepped inside.
Lacey: It's always good to see this-
Lacey was suddenly cut off by the Silver Baron quickly turning her around, and pimp smacking her. There was enough force in his hit to cause her to hit the floor. He closed the door behind him, and locked it.
Lacey: The fuck man?
Silver Baron: Consider that a way of paying you back.
Lacey: Oh, for the fact I unshackled that other side of you?
Silver Baron: Be lucky that's all i gave you for that stunt. At least for now.
Lacey: Heh. I think you're starting to accept that the both of you are one in the same.
Silver Baron: I'll never be like Oblivion!
Lacey: So you say now. But I know you Vega. I know that holding back, trying to keep him shackled up, it's a hinderance.
Silver Baron: Perhaps, but at least I fucken got sleep at night!
Lacey: Oh grow up. Jeez, and this coming from the younger of the two of us.
Silver Baron: Whatever.
Lacey: Maybe. Anyways, aren't you gonna offer your guest a drink or something?
Silver Baron: Fine. What do you want?
Lacey: Just a beer for now.
The Silver Baron smirked. He grabbed his book, and went behind his bar. He washed his hands, before grabbing a couple beers. He saw Lacey sitting on one of the bartools there, so he slid her the beert hat was her's.
Lacey: Everything going good here?
Silver Baron: You could say that.
Lacey: Nice. What was with the blood though? Hope you didn't do any to rough fisting.
The both of them laughed at that statement. The Silver Baron opened the beers up, and began to drink some of his.
Silver Baron: Well as you can see, my fists were involved. So I guess if you could call it that, I was fisting an unruly customer's face earlier. Think I made the bastard shit himself.
Lacey: Heh. Sweet.
Silver Baron: What about you? Let Bob fuck you yet?
Lacey: Hell no. The boy needs to learn to man up. Then we'll see about how good he is.
Silver Baron: Ah. Well the whole thing has surprised everyone. We didn't think you had time for a guy like him.
Lacey: I find him...Amusing. Even if his ideas for us are never gonna happen, he amuses me.
Silver Baron: What, have his kids?
Lacey: Yeah. No chance he's doing that with me.
Silver Baron: Whatever.
The both of them drank some more of their beers down. The Silver Baron then looked at Lacey, wondering why she was here.
Silver Baron: Okay I have to know a few things. But first, how did you get past Leeroy?
Lacey: Oh that beefcake? Knew some commotion would eventually get everyone's attention. Your girls and all that booze is just begging for men to lose their minds.
Silver Baron: Good point. But as to why you're here, it can't be anything more then a social visit, can it?
Lacey: Maybe. But perhaps I was also thinking of...An arrangement. Something to keep my match to go the way it's supposed to. Afterall, my opponent this week, was supposed to be yours last week.
Silver Baron: Right. Aerynn. Fucken bitch!
Lacey: Yup. The worst part is, she's going about it the wrong way. Least I believe. More fun being a mind fucking bitch, then a whiny spoiled bitch.
Silver Baron: Of course you'd say that. Leon taught you well.
Lacey: He's not the only one. My mom did as well.
Silver Baron: That I can see. Anyways I don't blame you for wanting to make sure Aerynn does get in the ring with you. What will you do then though? Remember, she is a former world champion for a reason.
Lacey: Like I care about the details. Actually...Now that I think about it, I do.
Silver Baron: Really?
Lacey: Yeah. See here's the thing. She IS a former world champion. The first in UWA. You recently fought the world champion, in one of the best matches in UWA's history. Inspite of the fact you lost, you still look credible. Aerynn pussying out of your match, well that's discredit. But for me, sad as it is, I'm not at that rank yet. Though you gotta admit, I know how to rock that TV title.
Silver Baron: No argument here.
Lacey: Good. But see, if I beat Aerynn, it could majorly discredit her, while giving me plenty of credit. After my sloppy ass performance last Mayhem, I need it.
Silver Baron. Yeah about that. The fuck happened? You trippin' on Tedman's acid or something?
Lacey: I wish. Least then I would have had a good excuse. No I just...Didn't feel like fighting off another fucken Irish dog. Much like how Aerynn didn't feel like fighting you. Unlike her thought, I wasn't afraid to face you.
Silver Baron: What do you mean?
Lacey: All things considered Vega, you're alot scarier then what people openly say. Hell I can tell Sentinal was bluffing when he recently said you weren't a challenge. No, he had to resort to a surprise attack just to win.
Silver Baron: Next time, he won't be so lucky.
With that, the both of them shared a smirk, and clinked their beer bottles, before finishing them off.
Lacey: But yes, you are good at dominating people. Hell I can feel my face starting to swell, thank you very much.
Silver Baron: Anytime bitch.
The Silver Baron smirked, as Lacey shot him a look that promised pain. Of course the Silver Baron wasn't affected by it. In fact, he was amused. she sighed, easing off her glare.
Silver Baron: Seriously, anytime, I will pimp-smack your ass if you cause me trouble. But consider that one a few minutes ago as my way of saying, we're cool for now.
Lacey: Don't expect an apology out of me though.
Silver Baron: That's asking for a world full of fucken miracles.
The both of them laughed, as they knew that statement was true. Lacey then sighed, crossing her arms, and leaning down on the bar top.
Lacey: FUCK! I should have fought harder. Hell, now Monica's telling me that Leon might step in. Something we both want to avoid.
Silver Baron: Yeah. He tends to hog all the glory.
Lacey: Yeah. But as I said, I have to face Aerynn. Win or lose, I benefit. Of course, aiming to win is what I'm doing. However, after her actions last week, it's time something changes. She could pull the same stunt again, and that is where SCK comes in.
Silver Baron: Oh really. Well what makes you think we will? We're going to be having our hands full with Sang Real.
Lacey: You call that having your hands full?
Silver Baron: Point taken.
Lacey: Exactly. So what I need, if you accept this, is to simply make sure Aerynn gets in that ring with me. I don't care how, so as long as she does. Will be amusing when she kicks and screams in a futile attempt.
Silver Baron: Yeah. I want that bitch to pay. Nobody stands me up and gets away with it.
Lacey: Oh I know. So I take it you accept?
Silver Baron: Maybe. What's in it for me and the rest of SCK though? Gonna pay us? Or will you owe a favor?
Lacey: I'm sure I can think of something that can satisfy you. So you gonna make sure Aerynn faces off against me?
Silver Baron: Well...Why not? Somebody has to show her and her dogs that they don't rule UWA. That's for SCK to do, and we're working on that.
Lacey: Well, good to know. You have my gratitude Vega.
Silver Baron: Of course.
Lacey got up, and smiled. She even leaned over the bar top and kissed the Silver Baron on the cheek. The Silver Baron chuckled.
Lacey: You know...While we're here, why don't we tell our opponents exactly what we think of them. You know, sending a message and all.
Silver Baron: That's a good idea. No doubt we have plenty to say about our opponents.
The Silver Baron walked from behind the bar and went into his closet, pulling out his camcorder and tripod. He set it up, directly as his work table though. Lacey grabbed the Silver Baron's book, before she sat on the desk.
Lacey: What's with this book?
Silver Baron: Was a gift. Gonna see if it works though. Though apparently, when I get to the truth part, I'm gonna have to meet with the guy who gave me that book in order to learn some truth about myself that I'm not even aware of.
Lacey smirked, as she put the book down. The Silver Baron hit record, and went behind his desk. Lacey started the shoot.
Lacey: Why hello again UWA. As you can see, I'm at the world's famous Pleasure dome here. But why am I here, and not keeping the fuck away like I should after my actions the last time here? Things have been worked out. But before we get to ahead of ourselves, I'd like to remind you all of what's going down this week.
See, as I'm sure you're all aware, I am facing the former world champion, Aerynn Donnelly. We all know who she is. What you all must realize is as well, is that she is a fucken coward, and she proved so last week.
It wasn't the matter of, she didn't feel like facing the Silver Baron, who as you can see, is quite pissed off at what she did.
Silver Baron: That's an understatement.
Lacey: Indeed. But see, she for some reason thinks that she was beneath facing him, when in fact, she should have taken that as an opportunity. Sure the silver Baron isn't the world champion, but we all know that Jeszika managed to take advantage of an opportunity. She almost lost the title to the Silver Baron, yet Jeszika was the one who soundly defeated Aerynn for that title.
Aerynn, I know you're listening. Face facts, on top of being a terrible, terrible, whiny jealous bitch, you're also a coward. You can't handle the fact anyone could be more dangerous then you. There are several people who are in UWA, and we don't need to be pissed off or jealous. I'm one of them.
As I said before, many people are mad that you decided to strong-arm the boss to get a title match. Something which you don't fucken deserve. Not to mention you're being surrounded by a couple of Irish dogs.
Silver Baron: You ever gonna get tired of saying that?
Lacey: Not a chance.
Silver Baron: Didn't think so.
Lacey: Yeah. Anyways because of all your recent losses, you've become a shell of your former self. You want what you can't have. Well girl, that's just to fucken bad. Oh I get wanting something that you don't have, but the difference is, I don't have to strong arm anyone into giving me what I want. It just happens, because unlike you, everyone is recognizing the words I speak are that of a hellfire goddess.
You though, you're a has-been. Plain and simple. And you're scared. You're scared because people are going to forget about you, because while you were the first UWA champion, you didn't do anything to warrant you being the legend you think you are. Sure you held the title for a long fucken time, but that was mostly due to circumstance.
Hence why you've been trying to take everyone out, starting with Brody and Arsenal. Doing those things you've done to their friends...okay I admit, that shit was hilarious. And ti got people talking about you again.
It took me a while, but i see why you were, and are scared to fight the Silver Baron. He's more then just a fighter, and certainly more then a pimp. He's a fucken beast. You've seen what he's capable of, and you know that if you fuck up, he'd end you. Well you did fuck up, and He will end you. That is, if I don't.
Because unlike you, I'm not afraid. Inside this bitch, beats the heart of a warrior goddess. Never afraid of a fight, and certainly never afraid of making those who dare to defy and ignore her, to fuck them all over!
Your lack of response thus far is either you know all my words are true Aerynn, and that you simply can't shoot back, or you're just being ignorant again. Well here's the thing. You hurt yourself, your career, far worse then losing to the Silver Baron. You lost credibility. You better willingly face me if you want to save what you have left. Because if you get the slip and leave, or if SCK, and I'm sure everyone else grabs you and brings you to me, you'll have lost all credibility as a competitor, making you somebody who's an incompetent, lazy, whiny, foolish bitch!
I'm not gonna waste my time on you anymore, other then giving you the bludgeoning you deserve. See you in the ring Aerynn. Accept your fate, because the Reaper's scythe is coming for your head.
That being said, it's Vega's turn to say what he has to say. Afterall, I know he's all fired up.
Lacey smirked, and got up off the table. She went behind the camera, and adjusted it so it was pointing directly at the Silver Baron. She even zoomed in a bit.
While she did this, the Silver Baron opened up a drawer in his desk, and pulled out a cigar, a lighter, and a cigar cutter. He cut the cigar, but kept it in his hands for the moment.
Silver Baron: Thanks for all that Lace. As you know, I got my issues with Aerynn due to her stunt that she pulled. Yeah no matter what, nobody gets away with dong such a stunt, and she will pay. Which makes me looking forward to see what Lacey can, and will do to her.
But that's not what my part of this video is for. See even though SCK will more then likely escort Aerynn to the ring, so you know...She actually fights...We got a couple of dumbasses to shut up permanently. A tag team, who inspite of currently holding the tag team gold, have absolutely no credibility to their name. Of course you all know who they are. Connor Murphey and Gabriel Crown, AKA Sang Real. The most pathetic tag team in the universe that somehow got the tag team titles.
The Silver Baron sighed. He grabbed his lighter, and lit up his cigar. He then took a couple puffs of it, blowing out the smoke.
Silver Baron: How fuck up is our universe, that a couple of incompetent morons that at one point believed Kyle Travis was worth following, won those titles? Titles that SCK brought in for UWA. I'm sorry, but I feel deeply insulted by the fact those cocksuckers think they've earned them!
There was a reason why you two didn't get a tag title shot, and why SCK never once thought about giving you a title shot. Because prior to last Mayhem, you only had one victory. ONE victory, out of many matches. And the one victory you had was considered a fluke, because the team you beat, the Cornbread Mafia, soundly beat you every other time you two clashed.
Now I'm not gonna say Cornbread Mafia is a bad team, because obviously, they were the ones that people most thought were gonna win the titles in the first place, but didn't. We, especially myself, were and are just better.
Lacey could be heard chuckling to herself from behind the camera, as theSilver Baron took another puff of his cigar.
Silver Baron: However what about you guys? Every single fucken show...Or at least it seems like, we have to listen to you whine and bitch about how you guys aren't front and center. It's especially bad when we have to listen to your commentary, which as I might add, is some of the worst bullshit I've ever heard. You make Jason Chase look like a microphone god, but we know he's a chump.
Now though you got your wish, all due to Aerynn Donnelly wanting to screw over K.I.S.S. Well congratu-fucken-lations cocksuckers. Now can you please shut the fuck up? Fuck...I know that's not going to happen, not without somebody making it permanent.
The Silver Baron sighed, even pinching the bridge of his nose. He then took a rather long drag of his cigar. The silver Baron closed his eyes for a moment, contemplating his next words.
Silver Baron: I thought that SCK pretty much did so during that lumberjack match. Speaking of, sure it was turned into a handicap, but you can, and ultimately have, blamed Kyle Travis for that, and yet I know that wouldn't have made any difference. Face it guys, you're just not at the point where people will take you seriously, nor will they.
Like I said, you needed a MAJOR FUCKEN ASSISSTANCE, to win the gold, and it won't make any difference at this point. Because now the real test lies ahead. Especially since you will have at least two teams, looking for the gold. At least who are entitled to first shots over the rest. Those teams are SCK, and K.I.S.S.
Now I know it may have been a while for SCK to get our title rematch, but as you can see, people have been trying to harm us. Trying to fuck with us. You all know that, as you two were apart of that group. But why are people trying to destroy SCK, and not you, when it should be the other way around?
Well my guess is, they feel sorry for the mentally challenged, and letting you guys just have your fun, while taking notice of real threats towards top spot. Even now, as SCK doesn't actually team up very often, we are still a force in UWA that people know they can't ignore. As for you two, well I don't feel sorry for you turds one bit, and I'm going to put us all out of our misery, by finishing what SCK should have done in October.
So yeah, as I said, and even what you dolts have said, SCK hasn't done much tag work lately. We might as well be done. Well we're not, because we're more then just a tag team. We're a family of sin. Not our stripper's name, but of actual sin. And even if this was Craven and I's first time actually tagging, which to be fair isn't that far off....we would STILL be a better tag team then you clowns.
Why is that? Because we're not just talk. We're actions, in more ways then one. And we always....ALWAYS make sure the customers go home happy, unless they're being unruly...then we just beat their asses.
So consider this match a taste of what's to come when Craven and I, or Skylar, if she's ready for it, fight you for the tag titles. The result will be the same, with SCK winning. Also consider what we will do to you, both now and when SCK gets the gold back, the next party of the payback. Payback, for all the fans who wish they could refund so they don't have to listen to you, and for Brittany, who's still carrying the scars on that uncalled beatdown you two gave her. I'm sure nothing would please her more, then to see her attackers get the justice they deserve.
You can call yourselves whatever you want, because to me, SCK, and the entire goddamn universe, you're still just a couple pieces of shit. And it's about time you two get a couple of backhands to the face!
With that being said, you Aerynn Donnelly better understand just one simple thing.
With that, Lacey zoomed the camera out a bit, and entered into the picture, standing beside the Silver Baron.
Lacey: That thing is, you are looking at the two people who you don't want to fuck with.
Silver Baron: For it is us, who do the fucking!
Lacey then moved back behind the camera, and shut down the recording. The Silver Baron took another drag of his cigar, before butting it out. Lacey had then moved forward towards the Silver Baron, with a smirk on her face.
Lacey: Say, I think I know one way I can help towards paying you back for your help.
Silver Baron: Oh, and what is that?
The Silver Baron got up, only for Lacey to stop him, and push him back down. She then lowered herself onto her knees.
Lacey: Well, since we're more or less cool now, I'm gonna give you something I know you will enjoy.
Lacey had a bit of a seductive smile on her face now, as she moved her hands to the top of the Silver Baron's pants. She unzipped them, which was a pleasant surprise for the Silver Baron.
Silver Baron: Well...I think I would have to agree with that Lace.
Lacey Roberts had walked in. She was somewhat surprised by the fact she was able to come in, but she was glad nevertheless.
She smirked, seeing all the acts of filth that she could see. It felt like someplace she would like to be. Of course that is part of the reason as to why she was here. The other part, was her old friend, the Silver Baron.
She waited patiently, knowing that the guard that was at the doorway that lead to the second floor had to eventually leave. Her prediction came true, as there was a rather drunk and unruly customer that got the guard's attention. She quickly went in, and proceeded to the Silver Baron's office.
~Meanwhile, with the Silver Baron~
The Silver Baron was in his office. He barely was looking over the active club. In fact, he was starting to read a book. The book was about the seven spiritual chakra paths. His hands were a bit bloodied from an incident that happened earlier, involving him and a wayward customer.
He was smiling though. Inspite of that, Oblivion was being rather quiet. The Silver Baron figured that the damage he had done to Oblivion was keeping him somewhat silent. He could still hear the laughter, but it also had a hint of pain, so thus he wasn't as bothered by it.
However there was a note from Gutierrez there. Something that had actually inspired the Silver Baron to read the book.
Silver Baron: What are you up to Gutierrez? What could you possibly know about me, that I'm not aware of?
It was then, that he heard a knock at his door. That snapped him out of his thoughts. He looked over at the glass window to see a small scuffle happening. He sighed, and answered the door, and was shocked to see Lacey there.
Silver baron: Lacey?
Lacey: Yup. It's me. Can I come in?
The Silver Baron gave her a blank look. He stared at her for a minute, before he motioned for her to come in. Lacey smirked, and stepped inside.
Lacey: It's always good to see this-
Lacey was suddenly cut off by the Silver Baron quickly turning her around, and pimp smacking her. There was enough force in his hit to cause her to hit the floor. He closed the door behind him, and locked it.
Lacey: The fuck man?
Silver Baron: Consider that a way of paying you back.
Lacey: Oh, for the fact I unshackled that other side of you?
Silver Baron: Be lucky that's all i gave you for that stunt. At least for now.
Lacey: Heh. I think you're starting to accept that the both of you are one in the same.
Silver Baron: I'll never be like Oblivion!
Lacey: So you say now. But I know you Vega. I know that holding back, trying to keep him shackled up, it's a hinderance.
Silver Baron: Perhaps, but at least I fucken got sleep at night!
Lacey: Oh grow up. Jeez, and this coming from the younger of the two of us.
Silver Baron: Whatever.
Lacey: Maybe. Anyways, aren't you gonna offer your guest a drink or something?
Silver Baron: Fine. What do you want?
Lacey: Just a beer for now.
The Silver Baron smirked. He grabbed his book, and went behind his bar. He washed his hands, before grabbing a couple beers. He saw Lacey sitting on one of the bartools there, so he slid her the beert hat was her's.
Lacey: Everything going good here?
Silver Baron: You could say that.
Lacey: Nice. What was with the blood though? Hope you didn't do any to rough fisting.
The both of them laughed at that statement. The Silver Baron opened the beers up, and began to drink some of his.
Silver Baron: Well as you can see, my fists were involved. So I guess if you could call it that, I was fisting an unruly customer's face earlier. Think I made the bastard shit himself.
Lacey: Heh. Sweet.
Silver Baron: What about you? Let Bob fuck you yet?
Lacey: Hell no. The boy needs to learn to man up. Then we'll see about how good he is.
Silver Baron: Ah. Well the whole thing has surprised everyone. We didn't think you had time for a guy like him.
Lacey: I find him...Amusing. Even if his ideas for us are never gonna happen, he amuses me.
Silver Baron: What, have his kids?
Lacey: Yeah. No chance he's doing that with me.
Silver Baron: Whatever.
The both of them drank some more of their beers down. The Silver Baron then looked at Lacey, wondering why she was here.
Silver Baron: Okay I have to know a few things. But first, how did you get past Leeroy?
Lacey: Oh that beefcake? Knew some commotion would eventually get everyone's attention. Your girls and all that booze is just begging for men to lose their minds.
Silver Baron: Good point. But as to why you're here, it can't be anything more then a social visit, can it?
Lacey: Maybe. But perhaps I was also thinking of...An arrangement. Something to keep my match to go the way it's supposed to. Afterall, my opponent this week, was supposed to be yours last week.
Silver Baron: Right. Aerynn. Fucken bitch!
Lacey: Yup. The worst part is, she's going about it the wrong way. Least I believe. More fun being a mind fucking bitch, then a whiny spoiled bitch.
Silver Baron: Of course you'd say that. Leon taught you well.
Lacey: He's not the only one. My mom did as well.
Silver Baron: That I can see. Anyways I don't blame you for wanting to make sure Aerynn does get in the ring with you. What will you do then though? Remember, she is a former world champion for a reason.
Lacey: Like I care about the details. Actually...Now that I think about it, I do.
Silver Baron: Really?
Lacey: Yeah. See here's the thing. She IS a former world champion. The first in UWA. You recently fought the world champion, in one of the best matches in UWA's history. Inspite of the fact you lost, you still look credible. Aerynn pussying out of your match, well that's discredit. But for me, sad as it is, I'm not at that rank yet. Though you gotta admit, I know how to rock that TV title.
Silver Baron: No argument here.
Lacey: Good. But see, if I beat Aerynn, it could majorly discredit her, while giving me plenty of credit. After my sloppy ass performance last Mayhem, I need it.
Silver Baron. Yeah about that. The fuck happened? You trippin' on Tedman's acid or something?
Lacey: I wish. Least then I would have had a good excuse. No I just...Didn't feel like fighting off another fucken Irish dog. Much like how Aerynn didn't feel like fighting you. Unlike her thought, I wasn't afraid to face you.
Silver Baron: What do you mean?
Lacey: All things considered Vega, you're alot scarier then what people openly say. Hell I can tell Sentinal was bluffing when he recently said you weren't a challenge. No, he had to resort to a surprise attack just to win.
Silver Baron: Next time, he won't be so lucky.
With that, the both of them shared a smirk, and clinked their beer bottles, before finishing them off.
Lacey: But yes, you are good at dominating people. Hell I can feel my face starting to swell, thank you very much.
Silver Baron: Anytime bitch.
The Silver Baron smirked, as Lacey shot him a look that promised pain. Of course the Silver Baron wasn't affected by it. In fact, he was amused. she sighed, easing off her glare.
Silver Baron: Seriously, anytime, I will pimp-smack your ass if you cause me trouble. But consider that one a few minutes ago as my way of saying, we're cool for now.
Lacey: Don't expect an apology out of me though.
Silver Baron: That's asking for a world full of fucken miracles.
The both of them laughed, as they knew that statement was true. Lacey then sighed, crossing her arms, and leaning down on the bar top.
Lacey: FUCK! I should have fought harder. Hell, now Monica's telling me that Leon might step in. Something we both want to avoid.
Silver Baron: Yeah. He tends to hog all the glory.
Lacey: Yeah. But as I said, I have to face Aerynn. Win or lose, I benefit. Of course, aiming to win is what I'm doing. However, after her actions last week, it's time something changes. She could pull the same stunt again, and that is where SCK comes in.
Silver Baron: Oh really. Well what makes you think we will? We're going to be having our hands full with Sang Real.
Lacey: You call that having your hands full?
Silver Baron: Point taken.
Lacey: Exactly. So what I need, if you accept this, is to simply make sure Aerynn gets in that ring with me. I don't care how, so as long as she does. Will be amusing when she kicks and screams in a futile attempt.
Silver Baron: Yeah. I want that bitch to pay. Nobody stands me up and gets away with it.
Lacey: Oh I know. So I take it you accept?
Silver Baron: Maybe. What's in it for me and the rest of SCK though? Gonna pay us? Or will you owe a favor?
Lacey: I'm sure I can think of something that can satisfy you. So you gonna make sure Aerynn faces off against me?
Silver Baron: Well...Why not? Somebody has to show her and her dogs that they don't rule UWA. That's for SCK to do, and we're working on that.
Lacey: Well, good to know. You have my gratitude Vega.
Silver Baron: Of course.
Lacey got up, and smiled. She even leaned over the bar top and kissed the Silver Baron on the cheek. The Silver Baron chuckled.
Lacey: You know...While we're here, why don't we tell our opponents exactly what we think of them. You know, sending a message and all.
Silver Baron: That's a good idea. No doubt we have plenty to say about our opponents.
The Silver Baron walked from behind the bar and went into his closet, pulling out his camcorder and tripod. He set it up, directly as his work table though. Lacey grabbed the Silver Baron's book, before she sat on the desk.
Lacey: What's with this book?
Silver Baron: Was a gift. Gonna see if it works though. Though apparently, when I get to the truth part, I'm gonna have to meet with the guy who gave me that book in order to learn some truth about myself that I'm not even aware of.
Lacey smirked, as she put the book down. The Silver Baron hit record, and went behind his desk. Lacey started the shoot.
Lacey: Why hello again UWA. As you can see, I'm at the world's famous Pleasure dome here. But why am I here, and not keeping the fuck away like I should after my actions the last time here? Things have been worked out. But before we get to ahead of ourselves, I'd like to remind you all of what's going down this week.
See, as I'm sure you're all aware, I am facing the former world champion, Aerynn Donnelly. We all know who she is. What you all must realize is as well, is that she is a fucken coward, and she proved so last week.
It wasn't the matter of, she didn't feel like facing the Silver Baron, who as you can see, is quite pissed off at what she did.
Silver Baron: That's an understatement.
Lacey: Indeed. But see, she for some reason thinks that she was beneath facing him, when in fact, she should have taken that as an opportunity. Sure the silver Baron isn't the world champion, but we all know that Jeszika managed to take advantage of an opportunity. She almost lost the title to the Silver Baron, yet Jeszika was the one who soundly defeated Aerynn for that title.
Aerynn, I know you're listening. Face facts, on top of being a terrible, terrible, whiny jealous bitch, you're also a coward. You can't handle the fact anyone could be more dangerous then you. There are several people who are in UWA, and we don't need to be pissed off or jealous. I'm one of them.
As I said before, many people are mad that you decided to strong-arm the boss to get a title match. Something which you don't fucken deserve. Not to mention you're being surrounded by a couple of Irish dogs.
Silver Baron: You ever gonna get tired of saying that?
Lacey: Not a chance.
Silver Baron: Didn't think so.
Lacey: Yeah. Anyways because of all your recent losses, you've become a shell of your former self. You want what you can't have. Well girl, that's just to fucken bad. Oh I get wanting something that you don't have, but the difference is, I don't have to strong arm anyone into giving me what I want. It just happens, because unlike you, everyone is recognizing the words I speak are that of a hellfire goddess.
You though, you're a has-been. Plain and simple. And you're scared. You're scared because people are going to forget about you, because while you were the first UWA champion, you didn't do anything to warrant you being the legend you think you are. Sure you held the title for a long fucken time, but that was mostly due to circumstance.
Hence why you've been trying to take everyone out, starting with Brody and Arsenal. Doing those things you've done to their friends...okay I admit, that shit was hilarious. And ti got people talking about you again.
It took me a while, but i see why you were, and are scared to fight the Silver Baron. He's more then just a fighter, and certainly more then a pimp. He's a fucken beast. You've seen what he's capable of, and you know that if you fuck up, he'd end you. Well you did fuck up, and He will end you. That is, if I don't.
Because unlike you, I'm not afraid. Inside this bitch, beats the heart of a warrior goddess. Never afraid of a fight, and certainly never afraid of making those who dare to defy and ignore her, to fuck them all over!
Your lack of response thus far is either you know all my words are true Aerynn, and that you simply can't shoot back, or you're just being ignorant again. Well here's the thing. You hurt yourself, your career, far worse then losing to the Silver Baron. You lost credibility. You better willingly face me if you want to save what you have left. Because if you get the slip and leave, or if SCK, and I'm sure everyone else grabs you and brings you to me, you'll have lost all credibility as a competitor, making you somebody who's an incompetent, lazy, whiny, foolish bitch!
I'm not gonna waste my time on you anymore, other then giving you the bludgeoning you deserve. See you in the ring Aerynn. Accept your fate, because the Reaper's scythe is coming for your head.
That being said, it's Vega's turn to say what he has to say. Afterall, I know he's all fired up.
Lacey smirked, and got up off the table. She went behind the camera, and adjusted it so it was pointing directly at the Silver Baron. She even zoomed in a bit.
While she did this, the Silver Baron opened up a drawer in his desk, and pulled out a cigar, a lighter, and a cigar cutter. He cut the cigar, but kept it in his hands for the moment.
Silver Baron: Thanks for all that Lace. As you know, I got my issues with Aerynn due to her stunt that she pulled. Yeah no matter what, nobody gets away with dong such a stunt, and she will pay. Which makes me looking forward to see what Lacey can, and will do to her.
But that's not what my part of this video is for. See even though SCK will more then likely escort Aerynn to the ring, so you know...She actually fights...We got a couple of dumbasses to shut up permanently. A tag team, who inspite of currently holding the tag team gold, have absolutely no credibility to their name. Of course you all know who they are. Connor Murphey and Gabriel Crown, AKA Sang Real. The most pathetic tag team in the universe that somehow got the tag team titles.
The Silver Baron sighed. He grabbed his lighter, and lit up his cigar. He then took a couple puffs of it, blowing out the smoke.
Silver Baron: How fuck up is our universe, that a couple of incompetent morons that at one point believed Kyle Travis was worth following, won those titles? Titles that SCK brought in for UWA. I'm sorry, but I feel deeply insulted by the fact those cocksuckers think they've earned them!
There was a reason why you two didn't get a tag title shot, and why SCK never once thought about giving you a title shot. Because prior to last Mayhem, you only had one victory. ONE victory, out of many matches. And the one victory you had was considered a fluke, because the team you beat, the Cornbread Mafia, soundly beat you every other time you two clashed.
Now I'm not gonna say Cornbread Mafia is a bad team, because obviously, they were the ones that people most thought were gonna win the titles in the first place, but didn't. We, especially myself, were and are just better.
Lacey could be heard chuckling to herself from behind the camera, as theSilver Baron took another puff of his cigar.
Silver Baron: However what about you guys? Every single fucken show...Or at least it seems like, we have to listen to you whine and bitch about how you guys aren't front and center. It's especially bad when we have to listen to your commentary, which as I might add, is some of the worst bullshit I've ever heard. You make Jason Chase look like a microphone god, but we know he's a chump.
Now though you got your wish, all due to Aerynn Donnelly wanting to screw over K.I.S.S. Well congratu-fucken-lations cocksuckers. Now can you please shut the fuck up? Fuck...I know that's not going to happen, not without somebody making it permanent.
The Silver Baron sighed, even pinching the bridge of his nose. He then took a rather long drag of his cigar. The silver Baron closed his eyes for a moment, contemplating his next words.
Silver Baron: I thought that SCK pretty much did so during that lumberjack match. Speaking of, sure it was turned into a handicap, but you can, and ultimately have, blamed Kyle Travis for that, and yet I know that wouldn't have made any difference. Face it guys, you're just not at the point where people will take you seriously, nor will they.
Like I said, you needed a MAJOR FUCKEN ASSISSTANCE, to win the gold, and it won't make any difference at this point. Because now the real test lies ahead. Especially since you will have at least two teams, looking for the gold. At least who are entitled to first shots over the rest. Those teams are SCK, and K.I.S.S.
Now I know it may have been a while for SCK to get our title rematch, but as you can see, people have been trying to harm us. Trying to fuck with us. You all know that, as you two were apart of that group. But why are people trying to destroy SCK, and not you, when it should be the other way around?
Well my guess is, they feel sorry for the mentally challenged, and letting you guys just have your fun, while taking notice of real threats towards top spot. Even now, as SCK doesn't actually team up very often, we are still a force in UWA that people know they can't ignore. As for you two, well I don't feel sorry for you turds one bit, and I'm going to put us all out of our misery, by finishing what SCK should have done in October.
So yeah, as I said, and even what you dolts have said, SCK hasn't done much tag work lately. We might as well be done. Well we're not, because we're more then just a tag team. We're a family of sin. Not our stripper's name, but of actual sin. And even if this was Craven and I's first time actually tagging, which to be fair isn't that far off....we would STILL be a better tag team then you clowns.
Why is that? Because we're not just talk. We're actions, in more ways then one. And we always....ALWAYS make sure the customers go home happy, unless they're being unruly...then we just beat their asses.
So consider this match a taste of what's to come when Craven and I, or Skylar, if she's ready for it, fight you for the tag titles. The result will be the same, with SCK winning. Also consider what we will do to you, both now and when SCK gets the gold back, the next party of the payback. Payback, for all the fans who wish they could refund so they don't have to listen to you, and for Brittany, who's still carrying the scars on that uncalled beatdown you two gave her. I'm sure nothing would please her more, then to see her attackers get the justice they deserve.
You can call yourselves whatever you want, because to me, SCK, and the entire goddamn universe, you're still just a couple pieces of shit. And it's about time you two get a couple of backhands to the face!
With that being said, you Aerynn Donnelly better understand just one simple thing.
With that, Lacey zoomed the camera out a bit, and entered into the picture, standing beside the Silver Baron.
Lacey: That thing is, you are looking at the two people who you don't want to fuck with.
Silver Baron: For it is us, who do the fucking!
Lacey then moved back behind the camera, and shut down the recording. The Silver Baron took another drag of his cigar, before butting it out. Lacey had then moved forward towards the Silver Baron, with a smirk on her face.
Lacey: Say, I think I know one way I can help towards paying you back for your help.
Silver Baron: Oh, and what is that?
The Silver Baron got up, only for Lacey to stop him, and push him back down. She then lowered herself onto her knees.
Lacey: Well, since we're more or less cool now, I'm gonna give you something I know you will enjoy.
Lacey had a bit of a seductive smile on her face now, as she moved her hands to the top of the Silver Baron's pants. She unzipped them, which was a pleasant surprise for the Silver Baron.
Silver Baron: Well...I think I would have to agree with that Lace.
