Fighting Lucid/Smack My Bitch Up

[silverbaron]

~~~~Silver Baron's Mindscape~~~~

The sound of dripping water could be heard. The silver Baron began to open his eyes, seeing an empty void, that had the occasional water drip sound. He knew he was dreaming, but he had willed himself while sleeping, to be lucid.

Silver Baron: Looks like I'm lucid enough now.

The Silver Baron sighed. Various images began to pop up randomly. From an ex girlfriend cheating on him, to starting his business, and alot of the things happening in UWA. He walked forward, sometimes taking a quick glance at some of the memories.

That's when he heard Oblivion's laughter, along with seeing Oblivion approach. Soon, the two were face to face, and the void around them changed into a room, tat looked like a dungeon cell.

Oblivion: I was expecting you to come back here one day Vega.

Silver Baron: Yes. I know. And here I am.

Oblivion: Excellent. I guess you've finally reached the point where you know that you can't continue, without merging with me.

Silver Baron: Heh. How well do you think you know me Oblivion?

Oblivion: Foolish. That is what you are, at least of your side of this body. You forget Vega, I am you. I also know you're feeling pretty down about yourself for being humiliated like you were on Mayhem.

The Silver Baron smirked. He walked around the dungeon room for a minute, before he walked up closer to Oblivion, and went for a pimp smack. But Oblivion blocked him, and tossed him over, hitting the wall.

Silver Baron: Fuck. I know this is a lucid dream, but that still fucken hurt!

Oblivion: Think of it was philosophical pain. Pain because of your failures!

Oblivion laughed more, as he approached the Silver Baron. His hand morphed into a claw, and he attempted to plunge his claw into the chest of the Silver Baron. But the Silver Baron blocked it, and threw him into the wall. But Oblivion laughed, as the two got up.

Oblivion: How much fight do you have left?

Silver Baron: Why don't you find out?

Oblivion ceased his laughing, and began to scowl. He lunged towards the Silver Baron, slamming the two of them through the steel bars that were there. Now they were in a dungeon hallway. The Silver Baron groaned.

Oblivion: Not much eh?

Silver Baron: Don't count me out yet?

Oblivion: Oh please, just forget about your self righteousness, and how you're better then everyone else.

Silver Baron: I never said I was.

Oblivion: But we think we are. Look how that turned out for you. You were defeated by a woman, with a victory roll. A WOMAN...with a VICTORY ROLL! For what could be your most important moment,you failed it miserably.

Silver Baron: I'll admit I was humiliated by that move being successful. But not in the fact I lost. Not this time. Jeszika Gautier proved herself.

Oblivion: She proved herself to be a desperate champion. Had it been me in the ring with her, She would be in the hospital right now, as a patient. Not only because I would have broken every bone in her body, but just to top it off, I would have fucked her as well.

Silver Baron: The last one, yeah I'll admit I'd like to do, but hell, it's just my own lust for women.

Oblivion: Maybe so.

Oblivion tried to plunge his claw into the Silver Baron again, but the Silver Baron rolled out of the way, and leaned himself up against the wall.

Oblivion: Don't be a fool Vega. Give into me, and we can rule this universe!

Silver Baron: You know my answer.

Oblivion: Heh. You will submit one day.

Silver Baron: You know, I just realized something. While we might share the same body, our minds are different in alot of regards. But there is one thing we have in common.

Oblivion: Oh, and what is that?

The Silver Baron laughed a bit, as Oblivion walked a bit closer to the Silver Baron. He raised his claw up a bit, indicating he was going to strike again.

Silver Baron: They say the definition of insanity, is doing the same thing, over and over, in the exact same way, and expecting different results.

Oblivion: And how does that make us both insane?

Silver Baron: Simply put, you try to keep taking over my mind, I keep trying to imprison you, amongst other things. Well, I will say this. We're both quite insane, but it seems you're a bit more persistent, which means that you're just a bit more insane then I am.

Oblivion growled, and lunged forward. But the Silver Baron got out of the way, which caused Oblivion to bury his arm into the wall. The Silver Baron smirked, and through the power of his will, he summoned his pimp cane, and drove it into Oblivion's arm, which caused Oblivion to yell in pain.

Silver Baron: Even you feel pain. Perhaps it's of your own failures? If you were as powerful as you say you are, you would be the dominant personality, and you would have destroyed Freeman. Face it, without Lacey, you would never have bothered me for quite some time, as I locked you away. But now...

The Silver Baron Began to repeatedly hit Oblivion with his pimp cane, over and over, until Oblivion collapsed to his knees, arm still buried inside the wall.

Silver Baron: Know your place Oblivion. You will not-

It was then, that Oblivion, with his other arm, grabbed onto the Silver Baron's throat. He looked up, and had a truly crazy scowl on his face.

Oblivion: I wiLL noT LOse to You!

Oblivion then threw the Silver Baron against the wall, and then repeated the actions, before he managed to get his arm out of the wall. Oblivion then switched the hand over to his claw hand, tightening his grip. He smirked, and tossed him one last time against the wall, before letting go.

Oblivion: I exist because there is infinite darkness within you. Whenever something bad happens, I grow stronger. You know that. And the reason why I'll win the war, is because every action you do, It's predictable.

The Silver Baron groaned, as he looked at Oblivion.

Silver Baron: Almost as predictable as Kyle Travis, or Even my opponent, Aerynn Donnelly?

Oblivion: Yeah. Speaking of which, I like the intent she did to that Billy guy, but not the method. Heard he might have to get his arm lopped off, so maybe i'll consider that method she did. All I know is, she makes me hot!

Silver Baron: I'm insulted you find me that predictable. But then again, you're just as, if not worse then Kyle Travis. In fact, there is one thing, that separates me, from you, Kyle Travis, and Aerynn.

Oblivion: Oh, and what is that?

The Silver Baron smirked, as he gripped his pimp cane handle tightly.

Silver Baron: I'm...not....HEARTLESS!

Wit that, the Silver Baron pulled the handle off the cane, revealing a blade, which he stabbed Oblivion in the shin with it. Oblivion screamed in pain, as the mindscape began to warp. A black substance began to leak out of Oblivion's wound, as he was now clutching the hole that the Silver Baron made.

Oblivion: Dick move man.

Silver Baron: Oh quit your bitching. You don't want to play by the rules. If that's what it takes to overcome you, why should I?

Oblivion: Ah, but that would be my influence.

Silver Baron: Maybe. But right now, I've won. Like always. But this time, I'm not going to lock you away. I'm sick of this viscous circle. It's time for you to know your place!

As Oblivion struggled to get up, the Silver Baron his him with a pimp slap so hard, it caused Oblivion to lift off the proverbial ground a bit, knocking him on his ass.

Silver Baron: Every time you try to challenge me, I will win. But you being around, not locked up...yeah I can see why it's a good thing. Because I'm more ready for a fight then ever. But as long as you're around, I don't deserve to be the world champion. That's why I lost. Because I am incomplete. Once we become one, then I'll be ready. For now, stay on your ass, like the bitch you are!

Oblivion tried to get up. He lunged forward, only to go right through the Silver Baron, hitting the proverbial ground. The Silver Baron began to fadeout.

~~~~Real World~~~~

The Silver Baron woke up. His eyes began to adjust, as he saw the familiar area of his bedroom. He turned his head, to see his mother, Marlena, sitting beside him.

Marlena: Hey baby.

Silver Baron: Hey mom.

Marlena: How are you feeling today?

Silver baron: Can you ask me that in a little while. I'm just waking up afterall.

Marlena: I know. It's just that, through the night, you were screaming pain, and burning up a bit.

Silver Baron: Really? Well, I feel fine now.

Marlena: Let me check.

Marlena in a very loving way, pressed her lips against her son's forehead. It was both a gesture of love, and to check temperature. She smiled.

Marlena: You're fine.

Silver Baron: Told ya mom.

Marlena: I know. But I still worry.

Silver Baron: Heh. Jeez.

Marlena: What?

Silver Baron: Nothing. Just...If the girls caught wind of this, I'd be embarrassed. Yet, can't help but love it as well.

Marlena: I know. You're my baby boy, and I'll always worry over you.

Silver Baron: What about Tyler?

Marlena: I worry about him just as much.

Silver Baron: Good. So, how long did you say you were staying for this time?

Marlena: A couple weeks. Hell I got my ticket for Mayhem, just to see you.

Silver Baron: Really?

Marlena: Yeah. I have a question though. Do you really feel embarrassed about your loss to miss Gautier?

Silver Baron: Heh. Saw that didn't ya?

Marlena: Yeah. That, plus I heard you mumbling about it while you were dreaming.

Silver Baron: Good point. Well, I did at first. But...I realize now, that maybe it's a sign, that I shouldn't be champion yet. I don't have much else to prove that I can be at any time, but to myself, there is one thing. And I was fighting him all night.

Marlena: Huh. So you were fighting with Oblivion then. Perhaps that's what caused your pain.

Silver Baron: Most likely. Certainly felt it.

Malerna: Well, I'm glad you're taking your loss in stride. You will become stronger due to that. Now while I'm going to be watching you in person, I want you to know, that no matter what, I'm proud.

Silver Baron: I know. But I feel I need this win. Even if the person isn't who she was a year ago, I still need this.

Marlena: Ah. Aerynn, right?

Silver Baron: Yeah.

Marlena: Yeah do me a favor if you can. Smack that little bitch around for me. She's another one of those bitches who seem to be giving us women a bad name.

Silver Baron: I'll be more than happy to oblige mom.

Marlena: Good. Now I'm sure you got some work to do today, so you best better get ready.

Silver Baron: Yeah. I'll be getting ready. You heading out though?

Marlena: For a bit. Gonna pick up a couple things.

Silver Baron: Okay. I'll see you later mom.

Marlena smiled, as she got up, and left. Once she was gone The Silver Baron himself tossed his sheet off, and began to walk towards his bathroom.

~~~~A Few Hours Later~~~~

The Silver Baron was in his office. He had done some paper work, and now had his camcorder set up. He pulled out a bottle of water from his fridge, before he went infront of his desk. He put the water bottle done, and began to voice his thoughts about his upcoming match, and what had recently happened.

Silver Baron: Ladies and Gentlemen of UWA, as you know, I am the Silver Baron, and well...I stand before you all as a man who's alot of things. Crazy, suffers from MPD, the master pimp, the ultimate womanizer, amongst many things, but not as the UWA world champion. And I'm okay with that.

I have come to the realization, that what happened, was not a waste. Jeszika and I, we delivered a main event that has set the bar for the of the year. And while she retained, Jeszika did it with desperation. She fought with every ounce of blood, sweat, and tears,and overcame a true challenge. A challenge that when the next time we meet, will be a far different story.

I'm not going to whine and bitch about my loss. Because that woman fought hard for something she believed in, and nobody's gonna be taking that away from her. But amongst reasons why I won't complain, is because I'm taking it as a sign. A sign, that I wasn't ready to be the world champion that you all deserve to have.

The Silver Baron sighed, as he uncapped the water bottle, and drank some of the water, before putting the cap back on.

Silver Baron: The more and more I think of that match I just had, the more I realize that in order to be the world champion that you all deserve... The world champion, that UWA needs, I need to win the fight within. For to long, I've waged war within myself. For to long, I've let the family curse infect me. So I say this now...By the time I get my next world title shot, I will become complete. There will only be one mind living in this god made body, and that's not going to be Oblivion.

The Silver Baron smiled. He then reached into his jacket, and pulled out a small silver wallet like case. He opened it up, and pulled out a cigarette. He then put the cigarette case back in his jacket pocket, before taking out a book of matches. He took one out, struck it, which caused it to light up. Using the lit match he lit his cigarette up, and took a puff.

Silver Baron: It's not going to be easy, but the best things in life I suppose aren't. I suppose that the match I'm going to have is going to be a proving ground for that. I'm sure everyone knows by now, i'm going up against the original UWA world champion, Aerynn Donnelly.

We've only had one match together, and it was a tag match. I lost that match, and at the time, I didn't feel bad. It was because it was against the champ, and obviously, she had proven herself. But it was after that, things went downhill for her.

After that shit she had to deal with from the children, she lost her mind. Should we have seen it coming? I don't know. What I do know is, the moment she decided to turn on Arsenal, she turned on the fans, everyone else, and the title.

But what everyone doesn't realize, is that when she did turn, the children won. They accomplished their goal, of turning one of the cornerstones of UWA, inside out. Since then, she has been replaced, and deservedly so.

The Silver Baron took another drag of his cigarette, before flicking some of the ashes into a cigarette dish. He rested the cigarette there, before taking a swig of water.

Silver Baron: I hope you're listening up closely Aerynn, because this pimp is gonna expose you, for what you really are. Though really, I'm sure that if everyone had observed as closely as I have, it would all makes sense.

See Aerynn, All of us know that you worked for Brody before. We all know you were very loyal to him. We all know, that you worked your cute little ass off to become the world champion. Won't take that away from you. But then the children struck, capturing Brody, and for weeks on end, beat the shit out of him, but ultimately failing to indoctrinate him. But when he did, that's when you flipped.

You went and became this crazy bitch, who's nothing in comparison to the old Aerynn Donnelly. You became vindictive. You wanted to destroy Brody, and arsenal. How's that going for you by the way?

As we all know, you went after Jeszika first, the woman was was MARRIED, to Brody. How'd that turn out for you. Well bitch, you lost the one thing that made people respect you. Not only that, but Jeszika beat the shit out of you, knocking you right the fuck out in a glorious way. Since then, you've gone after the rest of Arsenal, which included collateral damage. Hell, what you did to that Billy guy, don't be surprised if he decides to sure, just to get back at you, as not only did you shoot up an addict, you might have caused a tumor to happen. Just how fucken low can you get?

But while doing that, you also went after Brody himself, in rather violent matches, including that Hell in the Cell at Cataclysm. Yet where are the victories there?

Oh well, you might have hospitalized him on Mayhem, but we both know that means shit, as he'll be back soon enough. But what other things have been going on? You formed yourself a little group called Gealtachta. I have no idea what it fucken means, nor do I care. But why? Sure you have like minded friend there, but all they seem to be doing is acting like a couple of dogs, much alike the actual dogs that Shonn tried to give you last week. Speaking of, hate to admit it, but Lacey came up with that term for them. Hell, I'm sure after she beats your other dog, the world will start calling them 'Irish dogs'.

The Silver Baron smirked, as he took another drag of his cigarette. He was still disappointed in Lacey's actions towards him, but he wasn't going to let it bother him anymore, since he knew he was winning the battle within.

Silver Baron: But going back to you, it's time for you to face the truth, and everyone realize why you're throwing this temper tantrum. The reason why you were so hell bent on killing Brody, and wanting to do the same to Jeszika, is because you are nothing more then an obsessive, jealous, whiny annoying bitch!

Oh yeah, think about it. It was all about Brody. How you hated Jeszika for not standing up for Brody, but the reason was, you wanted what he had, and no longer wanted. You going to do the same against Bethany? I think you will. Hell you kind of already did to Ashley at least.

You're letting this pettiness eat you alive. You're a foolish bitch who wants what she can't have. Yeah sure you'll eventually get another title shot, but I'm sure the result will be the same. You losing to whomever the champion is.

The Silver Baron took another drag of his cigarette. He sighed, almost feeling pity for his opponent.

Silver Baron: But what about me? What are your odds of overcoming me? Well I don't know. You tell me. You're clearly not the woman you used to be, and that's just sad. Oh don't get me wrong, you're still fucken hot, I'm sure you could turn tricks without any problem. But you don't have the it factor that made you world champion.

You can claim nothing has changed, but really, look at yourself. If nothing changed, then our match right now, would have been last week, and maybe I'd respect you. But I don't. Nobody does. We're disgusted that we used to root for you, because jealousy took over, killing your it factor!

That's the difference between us. Anyone who's pissed me off, has paid the price. Stalker Knight, my own uncle, and one of the first to get a victory over you, while you had said it factor, I might add... I damn near crippled him over a misunderstanding. Sang Real? They're having their first match in a while, once again. But you can bet they are still feeling the epic beatdown the Sin City Knights delivered to them.

Now yeah, Kyle Travis and Bene Elohim got away for now, but they know that they're living on borrowed time. Time I'm letting them think about their sins, and giving them a chance, to acknowledge who is their true superior. Yeah, I'm talking about me. The very same pimp who you're about to call daddy. Because Aerynn, I'm going to do to you, what you need to have done.

I'm going to beat you, like a bitch. I'm going to toss you around, like a bitch, and then I'm going to fuck you, like a bitch! Essentially Aerynn, you will be my bitch. Once I'm done beating the fight out of you, and showing you what only use you deserve, I'm going to make you work. Hopefully, you'll bring me in the money I think you can still.

I bet you're all fired up, pissed off at my comments, to the point where you want to kill me. Or you feel as if I'm not worth the time. Listen up Closely Aerynn. As much as you feel you're entitled to a win, you never are. Much as you feel you might have this, well you don't. As I said, I'm going to do to you, what needs to be done. I will prove why you don't deserve anything but shame. I've exposed your mind, and now, I'm going to humiliate you in the ring, wrestling circles around you! Come Mayhem Aerynn, no matter how hard you fucken try, you won't escape from being my bitch! And guess what? It's time to smack my bitch up!