Post by tedman on Jan 22, 2015 17:29:24 GMT -6
Teddy is seen riding a razor scooter down some side roads of South Carolina, still tripping balls. He goes down some winding roads weaving in and out of traffic before he finally whips in to a driveway. As he gets a few feet in he is greeted by a beautiful blonde bombshell. He stops dead in his tracks and almost flips over the front of the scooter.
Tedman-"Hey, uh....wow. I'm Tedman. Cam and Shawn around?"
Tedman scratches his head as he looks this fine woman up and down. A Tennessee accent meets his ears.
Woman-”That looks like fun!”
She stares at the scooter for a second before looking him up and down.
Woman-”Are you a teddy?”
Tedman has to stop and check himself out. He looks at his hands. and his body. He sees the costume and turns his attention back towards the woman in front of him.
Tedman-”Would seem to be. You are?”
Before she can answer, another female voice rings out.
Woman #2- “DAISY???”
The first woman looks back.
Woman-”Uh-oh, Jessie sounds mad…”
She turns back to Tedman and frowns quite childlike.
Woman-”I don’t like when she’s upset or when Vikki gets mad.”
Tedman thinks quick and reaches into his costume and pulls out a small folded up piece of aluminum foil. He opens it up and shows it to the now known woman.
Tedman-"Would some acid cheer her up? "
He holds out his hands in a peace style offering of his goodies.The woman smiles.
Woman:-”You look like you’re offering an energon goodie in Transformers!”
A second later the same second voice rings out again, this time clearly without the usual southern accent attached, a second blonde bombshell making her way down the path towards them.
Woman #2-”Daisy Duke Thompson, what are you doing out here?”
The first woman, Daisy, turns to face her.
Daisy-”Getting something called acid from the teddy bear.”
The second woman walks up and takes in the scene.
Woman #2-”You must be Tedman…”
Again, and because of the acid, Tedman stops and looks himself over before returning his attention to now two gorgeous females in front of him.
Tedman-”Guess I am right? So how about y……”
Tedman stops for a moment and gets a better look at the second female in question.
Tedman-”Hot damn you look like someone from UWA! Your name doesn’t happen to be Bethony Kenyon does it?”
Daisy giggles.
Daisy-”No, she’s Jessie!”
The second woman, Jessie, nods.
Jessie-”I’ve been getting that a lot lately. So much so, I’m actually thinking about going back to being a brunette.”
Daisy’s eyes light up.
Daisy-”Ooooh, dark Jessie!”
Jessie nods.
Jessie-”I’m Jessie Dupree and this is Daisy, I believe you’ve met her brother.”
Tedman looks a bit confused as Daisy gets even more excited.
Daisy-”BUBBY!!!!”
Tedman gets scared at the sound of his name and starts checking to make sure Bubba is not charging at him like he usually does. After making a full three sixty turn he calms down a bit and turns his attention back to Daisy and Jesse.
Tedman-”Don’t scare me like that! But yeah. Can’t say actually meet, more or less ran away everytime he sees me. Anyways, want to join?”
He once again shows them the acid in his hand.
Jessie-”Man after my own heart…”
Daisy giggles again.
Daisy-”I thought that was Ricky Ray!”
Jessie nods.
Jessie-”He is but he usually frowns on me getting candy like this.”
Daisy-”Is it like the other candy?”
Jessie shakes her head.
Jessie-”You don’t put this up your nose.”
Tedman-”She is right. You let this sit on your tongue for a few minutes and then swallow it. Then in about an hour the pretty colors and all that start kicking in. Been seeing unicorns and rainbows my whole way here. I swear I keep hearing one call my name since I got here.”
Daisy claps excitedly.
Daisy-”Can I?”
Jessie nods.
Jessie-”Ok… but don’t tell your brother the teddy gives candy too.”
Daisy-”OK!!!”
Tedman sticks his hand out and Daisy grabs a tab of paper. She places it on her tongue and begins to clap as she can't wait for the adventure ahead of her.
Tedman-”Enjoy Daisy!”
Jessie nods gratefully to Tedman and then takes Daisy by the hand.
Jessie-”Come on, Dais… we’ll let you frolic in peace here…”
As they wander off, Cameron and Shawn Worley come walking up the path grinning, their Carolina accents almost jarring after Jessie’s definitive lack of such.
Cameron-”Oh shit, Tedman met Jessie and Daisy…”
Shawn grins.
Shawn-”Which is funnier, the way Kyle Travis bullshitted everybody and shit all over Tedman… or Tedman’s reaction to our cousin?”
Tedman still trippin straightens out just a bit with the sound of his next opponent.
Tedman-"What that fucktart have to say?"
With that being said the faintest sound of Tedman's name is heard in the distance. He looks around again trying to find the damn unicorn calling his name.
Cameron-”Usual bullshit, “I’m the greatest, I’ve been screwed.”
Shawn nods.
Shawn-”Don’t forget all the past accolades and NEW stuff.”
Cameron nods as well.
Cameron-”That shit about Jeszika Gautier…”
Shawn just shakes his head.
Shawn-”Then he said there was nothing in it to fight you so he wanted to end your career.”
Tedman still searching for the damn unicorn laughs a bit as he replies.
Tedman-”I could care less about the history lessons and his past accomplishments. Or what he has to say about Jeszika. All I care about is finding this damn unic…….”
Tedman stops himself again and doubles back.
Tedman-”Wait what? End my career? Why would he want to do that? Doesn’t that cumquat realize this is a wrestling match not a fight to the death?”
Cameron nods.
Cameron-”He tried to say he wasn’t gonna play management’s game anymore, that since there was nothing in it for him to fight you cause even if he wins, he can’t challenge for a title…”
Shawn snickers.
Shawn-”Right after he turned down a match with Craven at the pay-per-view for just that too.”
Cameron can’t help but laugh too.
Cameron-”Yeah, then Craven called him a punchline for it.”
Shawn nods.
Shawn-”So yeah, he said there was nothing in it for him to fight you so he was gonna break you and end your career.”
Tedman seems to be sobering up but still keeps his eyes out for that unicorn.
Tedman-”What career? I mean I just started wrestling in UWA. What have I ever done to him to make him want to do some mean crap like that? Besides tell him I won’t feel anything he throws at me? DId that little bit set him off that bad? Or is he trying to cover the fact he is afraid of facing Craven and actually losing? SO he wants to end my career because of that? Man this guy is really starting to kill my trip.”
Again Tedman hears his name in the distance and continues to look about.
Tedman-”Guess I should be taking this a bit more seriously, or just go about my business and do what I always do?”
Cameron shrugs.
Cameron-”I just think the guy’s pissed ain’t nobody paying him no mind the way he thinks we all should be.”
Shawn laughs.
Shawn-”Well yeah, y’all listen to him, he’s really the uncrowned World Champion just been denied his belt cause Oliver and anyone who was ever in charge in NEW just didn’t wanna let him outshine everyone else so they made damn sure he wouldn’t no matter how much he really deserved it.”
Cameron shakes his head in disgust.
Cameron-”Fuckin’ guy had the world handed to him in NEW and all he seems to remember is Randy Altzer’s penchant for talking about his damn cock all the time!”
Spitting in disgust, Shawn nods his agreement.
Shawn-”Shit, I would have loved the damn Boss of the company to put me in his damn stable and make sure everybody paid attention to me for the first sox months I was there the way Kyle did in NEW!”
Cameron shakes his head.
Cameron-”But naw, he got fucked there, right? Then he comes to UWA, practically gest the North American Championship gift-wrapped for him, rides that to a World Title match and that ain’t good enough because Oliver didn’t give him a reach around while he was at it?”
Tedman laughs a bit at what Shawn and Cameron just said.
Tedman-”What a whiney little bitch. SO he resorts to trying to hurt anyone he can. Innocent people? Didn’t he say he still believes in something called integrity as well? Yet he says he is going to go into the crowd and begin swinging? As well as you guys telling me he wants to just hurt me, not wrestle me? WHat the fuck is wrong with this shit for brains?”
He now throws his hands up as you can tell the acid is quickly wearing off.
Tedman-”Fucking Kyle Travis, a real damn buzzkill if you ask me. AM I right or what?”
Cameron nods.
Cameron-”Bout the size of it, yeah.”
Tedman-"Man, he can try what he wants. He thinks he is mad? Dude just made me waste good money by killing off a trip that should have lasted me till morning. Fucker is going to pay for that. And I don't need no weapons like his pansy ass. TedMAN fights with his fists....or should I say paws. I don't need a damn crowbar or anything for that matter. I'll show him!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Shawn-”Damn y’all, Travis done woke him a sleeping giant in there!”
Tedman-”A giant fucking bear! He going to see my bite is far worse than my bark. Unlike that bitch who calls himself a man!”
Again Tedman hears his name being called in the distance and seems a bit confused.
Tedman-”There it is again, but I thought the acid was wearing off. Maybe coming back for round two?”
Cameron-”Uh, that sounds like Bubba, Bro.”
Tedman starts to get real jittery with what Cameron just said.
Tedman-”You mean that wasn’t a unicorn calling out to me and follow it to the end of the rainbow and frolic through it?”
Shawn-”Don't sound like no unicorn, Man.
Just then, Bubba Thompson comes walking around a tree.
Bubba-”TEDDDDDDYYYY!!!!”
Tedman spots Bubba looking right at him with his eyes wide like a kid in a candy shop.
Tedman-"Oh fuck, not again!"
Tedman shoves a handful of acid into his mouth and swallows it down.
Tedman-"Gotta run guys!"
Cameron-" Y'all oughtta be careful with that shit…”
Shawn-”Eh, let him... he's gotta pout up with Kyle Travis and Bubba chasin him at the same time.”
Tedman-”Exactly! I’ll see you guys soon. But I really got to go like NOW!”
Tedman doesn’t shake hands goodbye as Bubba begins to close in. He just takes off like a black man who just robbed a liquor store.
Tedman-"Hey, uh....wow. I'm Tedman. Cam and Shawn around?"
Tedman scratches his head as he looks this fine woman up and down. A Tennessee accent meets his ears.
Woman-”That looks like fun!”
She stares at the scooter for a second before looking him up and down.
Woman-”Are you a teddy?”
Tedman has to stop and check himself out. He looks at his hands. and his body. He sees the costume and turns his attention back towards the woman in front of him.
Tedman-”Would seem to be. You are?”
Before she can answer, another female voice rings out.
Woman #2- “DAISY???”
The first woman looks back.
Woman-”Uh-oh, Jessie sounds mad…”
She turns back to Tedman and frowns quite childlike.
Woman-”I don’t like when she’s upset or when Vikki gets mad.”
Tedman thinks quick and reaches into his costume and pulls out a small folded up piece of aluminum foil. He opens it up and shows it to the now known woman.
Tedman-"Would some acid cheer her up? "
He holds out his hands in a peace style offering of his goodies.The woman smiles.
Woman:-”You look like you’re offering an energon goodie in Transformers!”
A second later the same second voice rings out again, this time clearly without the usual southern accent attached, a second blonde bombshell making her way down the path towards them.
Woman #2-”Daisy Duke Thompson, what are you doing out here?”
The first woman, Daisy, turns to face her.
Daisy-”Getting something called acid from the teddy bear.”
The second woman walks up and takes in the scene.
Woman #2-”You must be Tedman…”
Again, and because of the acid, Tedman stops and looks himself over before returning his attention to now two gorgeous females in front of him.
Tedman-”Guess I am right? So how about y……”
Tedman stops for a moment and gets a better look at the second female in question.
Tedman-”Hot damn you look like someone from UWA! Your name doesn’t happen to be Bethony Kenyon does it?”
Daisy giggles.
Daisy-”No, she’s Jessie!”
The second woman, Jessie, nods.
Jessie-”I’ve been getting that a lot lately. So much so, I’m actually thinking about going back to being a brunette.”
Daisy’s eyes light up.
Daisy-”Ooooh, dark Jessie!”
Jessie nods.
Jessie-”I’m Jessie Dupree and this is Daisy, I believe you’ve met her brother.”
Tedman looks a bit confused as Daisy gets even more excited.
Daisy-”BUBBY!!!!”
Tedman gets scared at the sound of his name and starts checking to make sure Bubba is not charging at him like he usually does. After making a full three sixty turn he calms down a bit and turns his attention back to Daisy and Jesse.
Tedman-”Don’t scare me like that! But yeah. Can’t say actually meet, more or less ran away everytime he sees me. Anyways, want to join?”
He once again shows them the acid in his hand.
Jessie-”Man after my own heart…”
Daisy giggles again.
Daisy-”I thought that was Ricky Ray!”
Jessie nods.
Jessie-”He is but he usually frowns on me getting candy like this.”
Daisy-”Is it like the other candy?”
Jessie shakes her head.
Jessie-”You don’t put this up your nose.”
Tedman-”She is right. You let this sit on your tongue for a few minutes and then swallow it. Then in about an hour the pretty colors and all that start kicking in. Been seeing unicorns and rainbows my whole way here. I swear I keep hearing one call my name since I got here.”
Daisy claps excitedly.
Daisy-”Can I?”
Jessie nods.
Jessie-”Ok… but don’t tell your brother the teddy gives candy too.”
Daisy-”OK!!!”
Tedman sticks his hand out and Daisy grabs a tab of paper. She places it on her tongue and begins to clap as she can't wait for the adventure ahead of her.
Tedman-”Enjoy Daisy!”
Jessie nods gratefully to Tedman and then takes Daisy by the hand.
Jessie-”Come on, Dais… we’ll let you frolic in peace here…”
As they wander off, Cameron and Shawn Worley come walking up the path grinning, their Carolina accents almost jarring after Jessie’s definitive lack of such.
Cameron-”Oh shit, Tedman met Jessie and Daisy…”
Shawn grins.
Shawn-”Which is funnier, the way Kyle Travis bullshitted everybody and shit all over Tedman… or Tedman’s reaction to our cousin?”
Tedman still trippin straightens out just a bit with the sound of his next opponent.
Tedman-"What that fucktart have to say?"
With that being said the faintest sound of Tedman's name is heard in the distance. He looks around again trying to find the damn unicorn calling his name.
Cameron-”Usual bullshit, “I’m the greatest, I’ve been screwed.”
Shawn nods.
Shawn-”Don’t forget all the past accolades and NEW stuff.”
Cameron nods as well.
Cameron-”That shit about Jeszika Gautier…”
Shawn just shakes his head.
Shawn-”Then he said there was nothing in it to fight you so he wanted to end your career.”
Tedman still searching for the damn unicorn laughs a bit as he replies.
Tedman-”I could care less about the history lessons and his past accomplishments. Or what he has to say about Jeszika. All I care about is finding this damn unic…….”
Tedman stops himself again and doubles back.
Tedman-”Wait what? End my career? Why would he want to do that? Doesn’t that cumquat realize this is a wrestling match not a fight to the death?”
Cameron nods.
Cameron-”He tried to say he wasn’t gonna play management’s game anymore, that since there was nothing in it for him to fight you cause even if he wins, he can’t challenge for a title…”
Shawn snickers.
Shawn-”Right after he turned down a match with Craven at the pay-per-view for just that too.”
Cameron can’t help but laugh too.
Cameron-”Yeah, then Craven called him a punchline for it.”
Shawn nods.
Shawn-”So yeah, he said there was nothing in it for him to fight you so he was gonna break you and end your career.”
Tedman seems to be sobering up but still keeps his eyes out for that unicorn.
Tedman-”What career? I mean I just started wrestling in UWA. What have I ever done to him to make him want to do some mean crap like that? Besides tell him I won’t feel anything he throws at me? DId that little bit set him off that bad? Or is he trying to cover the fact he is afraid of facing Craven and actually losing? SO he wants to end my career because of that? Man this guy is really starting to kill my trip.”
Again Tedman hears his name in the distance and continues to look about.
Tedman-”Guess I should be taking this a bit more seriously, or just go about my business and do what I always do?”
Cameron shrugs.
Cameron-”I just think the guy’s pissed ain’t nobody paying him no mind the way he thinks we all should be.”
Shawn laughs.
Shawn-”Well yeah, y’all listen to him, he’s really the uncrowned World Champion just been denied his belt cause Oliver and anyone who was ever in charge in NEW just didn’t wanna let him outshine everyone else so they made damn sure he wouldn’t no matter how much he really deserved it.”
Cameron shakes his head in disgust.
Cameron-”Fuckin’ guy had the world handed to him in NEW and all he seems to remember is Randy Altzer’s penchant for talking about his damn cock all the time!”
Spitting in disgust, Shawn nods his agreement.
Shawn-”Shit, I would have loved the damn Boss of the company to put me in his damn stable and make sure everybody paid attention to me for the first sox months I was there the way Kyle did in NEW!”
Cameron shakes his head.
Cameron-”But naw, he got fucked there, right? Then he comes to UWA, practically gest the North American Championship gift-wrapped for him, rides that to a World Title match and that ain’t good enough because Oliver didn’t give him a reach around while he was at it?”
Tedman laughs a bit at what Shawn and Cameron just said.
Tedman-”What a whiney little bitch. SO he resorts to trying to hurt anyone he can. Innocent people? Didn’t he say he still believes in something called integrity as well? Yet he says he is going to go into the crowd and begin swinging? As well as you guys telling me he wants to just hurt me, not wrestle me? WHat the fuck is wrong with this shit for brains?”
He now throws his hands up as you can tell the acid is quickly wearing off.
Tedman-”Fucking Kyle Travis, a real damn buzzkill if you ask me. AM I right or what?”
Cameron nods.
Cameron-”Bout the size of it, yeah.”
Tedman-"Man, he can try what he wants. He thinks he is mad? Dude just made me waste good money by killing off a trip that should have lasted me till morning. Fucker is going to pay for that. And I don't need no weapons like his pansy ass. TedMAN fights with his fists....or should I say paws. I don't need a damn crowbar or anything for that matter. I'll show him!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Shawn-”Damn y’all, Travis done woke him a sleeping giant in there!”
Tedman-”A giant fucking bear! He going to see my bite is far worse than my bark. Unlike that bitch who calls himself a man!”
Again Tedman hears his name being called in the distance and seems a bit confused.
Tedman-”There it is again, but I thought the acid was wearing off. Maybe coming back for round two?”
Cameron-”Uh, that sounds like Bubba, Bro.”
Tedman starts to get real jittery with what Cameron just said.
Tedman-”You mean that wasn’t a unicorn calling out to me and follow it to the end of the rainbow and frolic through it?”
Shawn-”Don't sound like no unicorn, Man.
Just then, Bubba Thompson comes walking around a tree.
Bubba-”TEDDDDDDYYYY!!!!”
Tedman spots Bubba looking right at him with his eyes wide like a kid in a candy shop.
Tedman-"Oh fuck, not again!"
Tedman shoves a handful of acid into his mouth and swallows it down.
Tedman-"Gotta run guys!"
Cameron-" Y'all oughtta be careful with that shit…”
Shawn-”Eh, let him... he's gotta pout up with Kyle Travis and Bubba chasin him at the same time.”
Tedman-”Exactly! I’ll see you guys soon. But I really got to go like NOW!”
Tedman doesn’t shake hands goodbye as Bubba begins to close in. He just takes off like a black man who just robbed a liquor store.
