Post by vincejones on Jan 22, 2015 0:01:23 GMT -6
The screen is black. All of a sudden we hear the familiar voice of Reno Banks in the background.
Reno Banks: So...
The scene switches to a hallway where Vince Jones and Reno Banks can be seen walking down side by side.
Vince Jones: So what??
The two of them continue marching down the hallway as Reno tries to maintain his pacing alongside Vince.
Reno Banks: I guess you could say that things didn't go as well as we would've liked against Sentinel.
Vince shakes his head and chuckles to himself softly.
Vince Jones: You think?
Reno Banks: Well, I was just...
Vince continues on down the hallway and they reach an elevator as glares at Reno out of the corner of his eyes.
Vince Jones: ...explaining the fuckin' obvious, man?? Yeah...shit didn't go down the way it should've. Jonesy should've been walkin' out that night with a win. Instead the people see Jonesy walkin' out with that fuckin' L! It is what it is! Its ova! Its done with for now; but, you best belieeeeve we gonna handle that shit laytah on down the line, man!
Reno Banks nods his head in agreement.
Reno Banks: If you say so...
The two of them watch the elevator doors part and they both enter.
Vince Jones: Oh, that shit'll go down! Now how about we move on to the shit that keeps Jonesy feelin' good and shit! How about we talk about how Jonesy rocked the shit out that kung pao chickenheaded, Amy Zing, man! Bitch turns around and its like....WHOP!!! Took that bitch's head off and shit!
Reno Banks nods his head and listens as Vince Jones literally tries to re-enact the clothesline that he delivered to Amy Zing.
Vince Jones: Hey! Its like you man said before! Cats gonna fall for that bitch, Ashley Kenyon, havin' the priviledge of even walkin' around the UWA with Jonesy's belt, man!
Reno immediately interjects.
Reno Banks: And speaking of people falling...how about this upcoming match you have against Photographer Bob Brooks?
Vince Jones stops and looks at Reno blankly.
Vince Jones: Who??
Reno Banks: Bob Brooks...
Vince Jones just stares back at Reno in utter confusion.
Vince Jones: Jonesy facin' that happy tree paintin' mahfucka, Bob Ross or some shit?? V thought his bitch ass was dead or somethin'?
Reno Banks: Bob Brooks, V...
Vince totally dismisses the thought and just shakes his head.
Vince Jones: Yeah...whateva. We'll discuss this Bob Ross...
Reno Banks: Bob Brooks...
Vince Jones: Whateva! We'll discuss the mahfucka at some otha time!
The camera slowly fades to black.
Reno Banks: So...
The scene switches to a hallway where Vince Jones and Reno Banks can be seen walking down side by side.
Vince Jones: So what??
The two of them continue marching down the hallway as Reno tries to maintain his pacing alongside Vince.
Reno Banks: I guess you could say that things didn't go as well as we would've liked against Sentinel.
Vince shakes his head and chuckles to himself softly.
Vince Jones: You think?
Reno Banks: Well, I was just...
Vince continues on down the hallway and they reach an elevator as glares at Reno out of the corner of his eyes.
Vince Jones: ...explaining the fuckin' obvious, man?? Yeah...shit didn't go down the way it should've. Jonesy should've been walkin' out that night with a win. Instead the people see Jonesy walkin' out with that fuckin' L! It is what it is! Its ova! Its done with for now; but, you best belieeeeve we gonna handle that shit laytah on down the line, man!
Reno Banks nods his head in agreement.
Reno Banks: If you say so...
The two of them watch the elevator doors part and they both enter.
Vince Jones: Oh, that shit'll go down! Now how about we move on to the shit that keeps Jonesy feelin' good and shit! How about we talk about how Jonesy rocked the shit out that kung pao chickenheaded, Amy Zing, man! Bitch turns around and its like....WHOP!!! Took that bitch's head off and shit!
Reno Banks nods his head and listens as Vince Jones literally tries to re-enact the clothesline that he delivered to Amy Zing.
Vince Jones: Hey! Its like you man said before! Cats gonna fall for that bitch, Ashley Kenyon, havin' the priviledge of even walkin' around the UWA with Jonesy's belt, man!
Reno immediately interjects.
Reno Banks: And speaking of people falling...how about this upcoming match you have against Photographer Bob Brooks?
Vince Jones stops and looks at Reno blankly.
Vince Jones: Who??
Reno Banks: Bob Brooks...
Vince Jones just stares back at Reno in utter confusion.
Vince Jones: Jonesy facin' that happy tree paintin' mahfucka, Bob Ross or some shit?? V thought his bitch ass was dead or somethin'?
Reno Banks: Bob Brooks, V...
Vince totally dismisses the thought and just shakes his head.
Vince Jones: Yeah...whateva. We'll discuss this Bob Ross...
Reno Banks: Bob Brooks...
Vince Jones: Whateva! We'll discuss the mahfucka at some otha time!
The camera slowly fades to black.