Post by vincejones on Oct 1, 2014 22:19:13 GMT -6
The camera slowly fades into a dimly lit room where Vince Jones is seated in what appears to be an armchair. He stares back at the camera just shaking his head in disappointment. Standing behind him is his brother, "The Last Don" Keshawn Jones, who has his arms folded across his chest. On the other side of the chair stands Vince's agent, Reno Banks, who is sporting a rather serious expression on his face at the moment.
Vince Jones: So, we got this cat named Kyle Travis sending Jonesy video clips and shit with him poppin' off at the mouth about how he should get a title shot and all now?? Is that how it works these days? You send out a little video clip threatening Jonesy and you think that's supposed to impress yo mans hear??
Vince turns around and looks at Reno and Keshawn who both shrugs their shoulders in unison.
Vince Jones: So, that's how the game goes now?? Kyle Travis, you planning on posting yo shit on yo fucking Facebook page now with a poll and a smiley face or something next too?? Jonesy can see that shit now. Vote "Yes" or "No" if Kyle Travis deserves a UWA North American title shot against Vince Jones.
Vince chuckles to himself and then his expression goes back to utter seriousness.
Vince Jones: You gotta be one sorry ass, pathetic sack of shit, son! (pauses in thought) Correction...you one sorry ass, pathetic sack of Canadian shit! There's a difference...
Reno and Keshawn nod their heads in agreement.
Vince Jones: We've heard it all from you, Kyle Travis. Time goes on and a mahfucka starts to get tired of hearing it. Who you trying to convince, man? You sure as hell not convincing Jonesy here! So, V. Jones has decided to take some time outta his day to address yo stankin' ass. First of all, why the fuck you referring to yo mans here by his first name? Are we friends now? We homies or some shit, man? So, before you step up to the plate against V. Jones again you betta learn to step correct and tread softly real soon or that shit will get corrected come Monday Night Mayhem, son! So the next time you refer to V you can consid-ah terms like "The Violence" or "The One Man Dynasty"! How about "The Conquer-ah, The Killah, and The mahfuckin' King" that got yo bitch ass running around UWA telling anyone that'll listen about yo stories about the good ole days when you were actually relevant? Secondly, who the fuck is this Brenda bitch, man? Really??
Vince turns towards Reno Banks.
Vince Jones: You know who the fuck this Brenda bitch is that Kyle Travis talking about now??
Reno shrugs his shoulders.
Reno Banks: I have no clue.
Vince Jones turns towards his brother.
Vince Jones: You have any idea who the fuck the bitch is and why we should care that he whuppin' the shit out her??
Keshawn Jones: Bruh, I have no clue.
Vince turns back towards the camera and they all shrug their shoulders in unison.
Vince Jones: Are you fuckin' stupid, man?? You come at yo mans with some trick ass bitch you dug up from the fuckin' Pleasure Dome and then you gonna toss Stephanie Mill-ahs name in on the mix too and threaten V mahfuckin' Jones and the Powers that Be in UWA into granting you a title match?? Really, man?? V not sticking his dick in eitha one of those hos so you might as well start talking to someone who cares, man! Stab it! Beat it! Flip it! Toss it! If we not stabbing the pink we could give a damn what you do to eitha one of em!
All of a sudden Jasmine comes barreling in on the scene, stops next to Vince's chair, and just looks down at him with a furious look on his face.
Jasmine: Yeah about that...who the fuck is this Brenda anyways?? And what's up with Kyle Travis linking you with that Stephanie Miller bitch, huh??
Vince pauses briefly and slowly turns in Jasmine's direction.
Vince Jones: Yo, we really gotta do this shit right here and right now, Jasmine??
Jasmine: I mean I just asked you a simple question! All you need to do right now is give me a simple answer! So, who the fuck is this Brenda bitch that Kyle Travis has been talking about in connection with you??
Vince Jones: V, don't know who the fuck she is! Now roll the fuck on! We trying to take care of some business and shit here!
Vince turns back towards the camera in frustration while Jasmine stands there gritting her teeth.
Vince Jones: Now where the hell were we? Oh yeah....
All of a sudden Vince Jones pauses and notices Jasmine still standing there next to him.
Vince Jones: What the fuck are you still doing here, huh?? You hard of hearing or something today??
Jasmine: I mean how do I know this Brenda isn't another one of those tramps you've run off with before?? And maybe you're getting a little bit on the side from that Stephanie Miller too!
Vince raises the dark shades on his face and rolls his eyes.
Vince Jones: Yo! Do we really have to do this shit right now?? C'mon! The fuckin' camera is rolling as we speak, girl!
Jasmine slowly nods.
Jasmine: Oh, is that so??
Vince Jones: Yeah!
Jasmine: Then I guess it'll see this!
All of a sudden Jasmine pounces on Vince Jones and begins vehemently slapping him in the back of the head in rage.
Jasmine: Your ass betta not be lying to me about those two, V!
All of a sudden Jasmine walks up to the camera and points a finger dead on at the lens.
Jasmine: As for you, I swear if eitha one of you've been fuckin' around with my man I'll be coming for you, you fucking tramps! Rememba that!
Jasmine struts off the scene as Vince Jones hops up to his feet in rage.
Vince Jones: You fuckin' serious?? You out yo fuckin' mind or something here?? You lucky that..
All of a sudden Reno and Keshawn try to hold Vince back from going off on Jasmine. Reno looks at the cameraman and requests for the feed to be cut. The camera feed is cut off. Soon the camera feed comes back on again and Vince Jones is seen sitting in his chair once again with an angry scowl across his face.
Cameraman: We're on..
Vince Jones: We on??
Cameraman: Yeah. You want me to restart this one?
Vince Jones: Fuck no! We just sending out a message to some punk ass mahfucka wannabe anyways! He ain't worth the trouble!
Vince Jones looks dead on at the camera.
Vince Jones: Yeah! V talkin' about you, Kyle Travis! You constantly run your mouth about how nobody paying attention to you! You pop off at the mouth about how nobody taking you seriously and shit! Well, how the fuck can we? You constantly coming on t.v crying, man! There's no crying in wrestling, son!
All of a sudden Vince Jones rises up from his chair and walks over to another chair where a young woman is tied up and staring back at the camera.
Vince Jones: Well, you introduced V to a random ass bitch that Jonesy could give a damn about so now its time for V to introduce you to his random ass bitch!
Vince Jones looks down at the black woman and nods.
Vince Jones: Random ass bitch, how about you tell Kyle Travis what your fucking name is...
Black woman: Uh...my name is...
Vince shakes his head and rolls his eyes.
Vince Jones: Bitch, we don't have all fucking day! Are you stupid or something now?? Look at the damn camera and tell the man your damn name! Its as simple as that!
The young woman suddenly looks up at Vince Jones with defiant eyes.
Black woman: Bitch?? You don't think that's just a little derogatory?
Vince Jones stares down at her dumbfounded by her sudden reply.
Vince Jones: What the fuck you mean by derogatory and shit? Bitch, V don't know yo fucking name here! So, until you introduce yo damn self you nothing but a random ass bitch...BITCH! Damn...now introduce yourself!
The black woman looks back at Vince in defiance and shakes her head no.
Black woman: No! I prefer to remain anonymous!
Keshawn comes strolling over and Vince just shakes his head.
Vince Jones: Keshawn, now this some fuckin' shit, man! We trying to send a damn message out to Kyle Travis and this one right here (points at the woman) gotta make things difficult!
Keshawn Jones: How about I handle this one, bruh?
Vince Jones: Do yo damn thing, son!
Keshawn turns and looks down at the black woman.
Keshawn Jones: Look, we got some business we trying to take care of here. Now I know my bruh can be a little rough around the edges and shit; but, just look at the camera and tell the man your name for us.
The young black woman shakes her head yet again and refuses.
Black woman: I'm remaining anonymous. I might be your "hostage"; but, I've got rights...
Keshawn turns towards Vince and the two of them look at each other in confusion and beckon for Reno to come over. All of a sudden Reno comes walking over with a small folder in hand.
Reno Banks: What's the issue, guys??
Vince Jones: This bitch (points at the woman) right here...
Black woman: And could you please stop calling me a bitch? I'm really offended by that! I hope you know!
Vince Jones grunts in frustration.
Vince Jones: Whateva! She supposed to be the civilian hostage and shit that we supposed to be using to send this damn message to Kyle Travis with and she talking about how she got rights and shit! What the fuck is up with that, Reno??
Reno cups his chin in thought and then whips out a contract inside of the small folder. He begins pouring through the document and begins nodding.
Reno Banks: Well, she does have a point. In this hostage release form that I had drawn up for the young lady there is a portion that states that she does have the right to remain anonymous throughout this presentation...
Vince and Keshawn look at one another in confusion while the young, black woman nods her head in agreement with Reno.
Vince Jones: This some fucking bullshit!
Reno steps up to the young woman and kneels down before here.
Reno Banks: Now keep in mind young lady that you are contractually obligated to allow my client, Vince Jones, to strike you one time if you expect to get paid your one thousand dollars.
The black woman nods in agreement. Vince Jones starts rubbing his hands together in anticipation.
Vince Jones: Yeah! That's right! So you about to get smacked the fuck up, anonymous bitch!
Keshawn Jones: Mmmm hmmmm
The black woman turns back towards Vince Jones and glares.
Black woman: I may have agreed to this; but, you could be just a little more respectable about this! That's all I ask!
Vince Jones: WHAT??
All of a sudden Reno Banks shows the writing in the contract to Vince.
Reno Banks: She does have a point, Vinnie! It states right here in the contract that I wrote up for her that she would be treated in a respectable manner. So, please refrain from using the B-word in regards to her. I don't want us to have any lawsuits on our hands here. Those cost some money...
Vince glares at the woman and then back at Reno.
Vince Jones: This gotta be some of the most ludicrous shit Jonesy's eva heard in his damn life! But...whateva, man! Keshawn! Powdah yo mans up!
Vince Jones sticks out his hand. Keshawn whips out a tube of baby powder and sprinkles some on Vince's palm. Vince begins rubbing his hands together and nodding.
Vince Jones: Kyle Travis, take a good look at this shit, man! Come Monday Night Mayhem V gonna be slap the shit out yo punk ass and make you his fuckin' bitch like he did when he take the damn belt from around yo damn waist!
Vince hauls back and is just about to swing and slap the shit out of his "hostage" when all of a sudden she lets out a loud scream.
Black woman: NOOOOO!!!!!!! Don't do it!!!
Vince lowers his hand and looks down at her in utter frustration.
Vince Jones: What the fuck is it now, huh??
Black woman: I'm not ready yet!!!
Vince Jones: What you mean you not ready?? Why the hell you gotta make this shit so damn difficult? Shit! V sure Kyle Travis didn't have to go through as much shit with that Brenda bitch! Does Joshua McBride have to put up with all this bullshit when he taking care of his?? Reno, why the fuck you match us up with the most problematic mahfucka in all of New Yawk for us to put on this damn presentation with??
Reno Banks: I mean she was the first one to reply to the ad that I had posted. Now be easy on the poor girl! If she needs a little bit of time to get her mind right we can allow that. I mean you are about to slap her clean across the face. Some people need to get mentally prepared for ordeals like that.
Keshawn shrugs his shoulders.
Keshawn Jones: I guess he's right...
The young woman closes her eyes as if she is trying to meditate.
Vince Jones: So all V wanna know is when's he gonna slap the fuck out this (points at the lady) ...woman? WHEN?? Jonesy didn't go through all this damn trouble for him to walk away without a bitch getting smacked!
All of a sudden the young woman's eyes dart open and she glares at Vince.
Black woman: Hey!! I thought I warned you about that, sir!
Vince whirls around and glares at the young woman.
Vince Jones: Will you shut the fuck up!! When V said bitch he was talking figuratively and shit! He wasn't talking specifically about you! DAMN!!
Black woman: Okay. Just checking...I think I'm ready now. Do your worst!
Vince Jones: Fuck you! We done!
All of a sudden Vince turns back towards the camera shaking his head in disappointment.
Vince Jones: Yo mans was planning on smacking the fuck out that bitch right there behind us; but, things gotta be all complicated! That's alright! Just remembah that what V was planning on doing to her is the shit he gonna do to you at Mayhem! Call it cliche! Call it what you want! Just don't call it a surprise when V makes you his fucking bitch yet again in the ring! Shit like that is a promise, son! 'Nuff said!
The camera slowly fades to black.
Vince Jones: So, we got this cat named Kyle Travis sending Jonesy video clips and shit with him poppin' off at the mouth about how he should get a title shot and all now?? Is that how it works these days? You send out a little video clip threatening Jonesy and you think that's supposed to impress yo mans hear??
Vince turns around and looks at Reno and Keshawn who both shrugs their shoulders in unison.
Vince Jones: So, that's how the game goes now?? Kyle Travis, you planning on posting yo shit on yo fucking Facebook page now with a poll and a smiley face or something next too?? Jonesy can see that shit now. Vote "Yes" or "No" if Kyle Travis deserves a UWA North American title shot against Vince Jones.
Vince chuckles to himself and then his expression goes back to utter seriousness.
Vince Jones: You gotta be one sorry ass, pathetic sack of shit, son! (pauses in thought) Correction...you one sorry ass, pathetic sack of Canadian shit! There's a difference...
Reno and Keshawn nod their heads in agreement.
Vince Jones: We've heard it all from you, Kyle Travis. Time goes on and a mahfucka starts to get tired of hearing it. Who you trying to convince, man? You sure as hell not convincing Jonesy here! So, V. Jones has decided to take some time outta his day to address yo stankin' ass. First of all, why the fuck you referring to yo mans here by his first name? Are we friends now? We homies or some shit, man? So, before you step up to the plate against V. Jones again you betta learn to step correct and tread softly real soon or that shit will get corrected come Monday Night Mayhem, son! So the next time you refer to V you can consid-ah terms like "The Violence" or "The One Man Dynasty"! How about "The Conquer-ah, The Killah, and The mahfuckin' King" that got yo bitch ass running around UWA telling anyone that'll listen about yo stories about the good ole days when you were actually relevant? Secondly, who the fuck is this Brenda bitch, man? Really??
Vince turns towards Reno Banks.
Vince Jones: You know who the fuck this Brenda bitch is that Kyle Travis talking about now??
Reno shrugs his shoulders.
Reno Banks: I have no clue.
Vince Jones turns towards his brother.
Vince Jones: You have any idea who the fuck the bitch is and why we should care that he whuppin' the shit out her??
Keshawn Jones: Bruh, I have no clue.
Vince turns back towards the camera and they all shrug their shoulders in unison.
Vince Jones: Are you fuckin' stupid, man?? You come at yo mans with some trick ass bitch you dug up from the fuckin' Pleasure Dome and then you gonna toss Stephanie Mill-ahs name in on the mix too and threaten V mahfuckin' Jones and the Powers that Be in UWA into granting you a title match?? Really, man?? V not sticking his dick in eitha one of those hos so you might as well start talking to someone who cares, man! Stab it! Beat it! Flip it! Toss it! If we not stabbing the pink we could give a damn what you do to eitha one of em!
All of a sudden Jasmine comes barreling in on the scene, stops next to Vince's chair, and just looks down at him with a furious look on his face.
Jasmine: Yeah about that...who the fuck is this Brenda anyways?? And what's up with Kyle Travis linking you with that Stephanie Miller bitch, huh??
Vince pauses briefly and slowly turns in Jasmine's direction.
Vince Jones: Yo, we really gotta do this shit right here and right now, Jasmine??
Jasmine: I mean I just asked you a simple question! All you need to do right now is give me a simple answer! So, who the fuck is this Brenda bitch that Kyle Travis has been talking about in connection with you??
Vince Jones: V, don't know who the fuck she is! Now roll the fuck on! We trying to take care of some business and shit here!
Vince turns back towards the camera in frustration while Jasmine stands there gritting her teeth.
Vince Jones: Now where the hell were we? Oh yeah....
All of a sudden Vince Jones pauses and notices Jasmine still standing there next to him.
Vince Jones: What the fuck are you still doing here, huh?? You hard of hearing or something today??
Jasmine: I mean how do I know this Brenda isn't another one of those tramps you've run off with before?? And maybe you're getting a little bit on the side from that Stephanie Miller too!
Vince raises the dark shades on his face and rolls his eyes.
Vince Jones: Yo! Do we really have to do this shit right now?? C'mon! The fuckin' camera is rolling as we speak, girl!
Jasmine slowly nods.
Jasmine: Oh, is that so??
Vince Jones: Yeah!
Jasmine: Then I guess it'll see this!
All of a sudden Jasmine pounces on Vince Jones and begins vehemently slapping him in the back of the head in rage.
Jasmine: Your ass betta not be lying to me about those two, V!
All of a sudden Jasmine walks up to the camera and points a finger dead on at the lens.
Jasmine: As for you, I swear if eitha one of you've been fuckin' around with my man I'll be coming for you, you fucking tramps! Rememba that!
Jasmine struts off the scene as Vince Jones hops up to his feet in rage.
Vince Jones: You fuckin' serious?? You out yo fuckin' mind or something here?? You lucky that..
All of a sudden Reno and Keshawn try to hold Vince back from going off on Jasmine. Reno looks at the cameraman and requests for the feed to be cut. The camera feed is cut off. Soon the camera feed comes back on again and Vince Jones is seen sitting in his chair once again with an angry scowl across his face.
Cameraman: We're on..
Vince Jones: We on??
Cameraman: Yeah. You want me to restart this one?
Vince Jones: Fuck no! We just sending out a message to some punk ass mahfucka wannabe anyways! He ain't worth the trouble!
Vince Jones looks dead on at the camera.
Vince Jones: Yeah! V talkin' about you, Kyle Travis! You constantly run your mouth about how nobody paying attention to you! You pop off at the mouth about how nobody taking you seriously and shit! Well, how the fuck can we? You constantly coming on t.v crying, man! There's no crying in wrestling, son!
All of a sudden Vince Jones rises up from his chair and walks over to another chair where a young woman is tied up and staring back at the camera.
Vince Jones: Well, you introduced V to a random ass bitch that Jonesy could give a damn about so now its time for V to introduce you to his random ass bitch!
Vince Jones looks down at the black woman and nods.
Vince Jones: Random ass bitch, how about you tell Kyle Travis what your fucking name is...
Black woman: Uh...my name is...
Vince shakes his head and rolls his eyes.
Vince Jones: Bitch, we don't have all fucking day! Are you stupid or something now?? Look at the damn camera and tell the man your damn name! Its as simple as that!
The young woman suddenly looks up at Vince Jones with defiant eyes.
Black woman: Bitch?? You don't think that's just a little derogatory?
Vince Jones stares down at her dumbfounded by her sudden reply.
Vince Jones: What the fuck you mean by derogatory and shit? Bitch, V don't know yo fucking name here! So, until you introduce yo damn self you nothing but a random ass bitch...BITCH! Damn...now introduce yourself!
The black woman looks back at Vince in defiance and shakes her head no.
Black woman: No! I prefer to remain anonymous!
Keshawn comes strolling over and Vince just shakes his head.
Vince Jones: Keshawn, now this some fuckin' shit, man! We trying to send a damn message out to Kyle Travis and this one right here (points at the woman) gotta make things difficult!
Keshawn Jones: How about I handle this one, bruh?
Vince Jones: Do yo damn thing, son!
Keshawn turns and looks down at the black woman.
Keshawn Jones: Look, we got some business we trying to take care of here. Now I know my bruh can be a little rough around the edges and shit; but, just look at the camera and tell the man your name for us.
The young black woman shakes her head yet again and refuses.
Black woman: I'm remaining anonymous. I might be your "hostage"; but, I've got rights...
Keshawn turns towards Vince and the two of them look at each other in confusion and beckon for Reno to come over. All of a sudden Reno comes walking over with a small folder in hand.
Reno Banks: What's the issue, guys??
Vince Jones: This bitch (points at the woman) right here...
Black woman: And could you please stop calling me a bitch? I'm really offended by that! I hope you know!
Vince Jones grunts in frustration.
Vince Jones: Whateva! She supposed to be the civilian hostage and shit that we supposed to be using to send this damn message to Kyle Travis with and she talking about how she got rights and shit! What the fuck is up with that, Reno??
Reno cups his chin in thought and then whips out a contract inside of the small folder. He begins pouring through the document and begins nodding.
Reno Banks: Well, she does have a point. In this hostage release form that I had drawn up for the young lady there is a portion that states that she does have the right to remain anonymous throughout this presentation...
Vince and Keshawn look at one another in confusion while the young, black woman nods her head in agreement with Reno.
Vince Jones: This some fucking bullshit!
Reno steps up to the young woman and kneels down before here.
Reno Banks: Now keep in mind young lady that you are contractually obligated to allow my client, Vince Jones, to strike you one time if you expect to get paid your one thousand dollars.
The black woman nods in agreement. Vince Jones starts rubbing his hands together in anticipation.
Vince Jones: Yeah! That's right! So you about to get smacked the fuck up, anonymous bitch!
Keshawn Jones: Mmmm hmmmm
The black woman turns back towards Vince Jones and glares.
Black woman: I may have agreed to this; but, you could be just a little more respectable about this! That's all I ask!
Vince Jones: WHAT??
All of a sudden Reno Banks shows the writing in the contract to Vince.
Reno Banks: She does have a point, Vinnie! It states right here in the contract that I wrote up for her that she would be treated in a respectable manner. So, please refrain from using the B-word in regards to her. I don't want us to have any lawsuits on our hands here. Those cost some money...
Vince glares at the woman and then back at Reno.
Vince Jones: This gotta be some of the most ludicrous shit Jonesy's eva heard in his damn life! But...whateva, man! Keshawn! Powdah yo mans up!
Vince Jones sticks out his hand. Keshawn whips out a tube of baby powder and sprinkles some on Vince's palm. Vince begins rubbing his hands together and nodding.
Vince Jones: Kyle Travis, take a good look at this shit, man! Come Monday Night Mayhem V gonna be slap the shit out yo punk ass and make you his fuckin' bitch like he did when he take the damn belt from around yo damn waist!
Vince hauls back and is just about to swing and slap the shit out of his "hostage" when all of a sudden she lets out a loud scream.
Black woman: NOOOOO!!!!!!! Don't do it!!!
Vince lowers his hand and looks down at her in utter frustration.
Vince Jones: What the fuck is it now, huh??
Black woman: I'm not ready yet!!!
Vince Jones: What you mean you not ready?? Why the hell you gotta make this shit so damn difficult? Shit! V sure Kyle Travis didn't have to go through as much shit with that Brenda bitch! Does Joshua McBride have to put up with all this bullshit when he taking care of his?? Reno, why the fuck you match us up with the most problematic mahfucka in all of New Yawk for us to put on this damn presentation with??
Reno Banks: I mean she was the first one to reply to the ad that I had posted. Now be easy on the poor girl! If she needs a little bit of time to get her mind right we can allow that. I mean you are about to slap her clean across the face. Some people need to get mentally prepared for ordeals like that.
Keshawn shrugs his shoulders.
Keshawn Jones: I guess he's right...
The young woman closes her eyes as if she is trying to meditate.
Vince Jones: So all V wanna know is when's he gonna slap the fuck out this (points at the lady) ...woman? WHEN?? Jonesy didn't go through all this damn trouble for him to walk away without a bitch getting smacked!
All of a sudden the young woman's eyes dart open and she glares at Vince.
Black woman: Hey!! I thought I warned you about that, sir!
Vince whirls around and glares at the young woman.
Vince Jones: Will you shut the fuck up!! When V said bitch he was talking figuratively and shit! He wasn't talking specifically about you! DAMN!!
Black woman: Okay. Just checking...I think I'm ready now. Do your worst!
Vince Jones: Fuck you! We done!
All of a sudden Vince turns back towards the camera shaking his head in disappointment.
Vince Jones: Yo mans was planning on smacking the fuck out that bitch right there behind us; but, things gotta be all complicated! That's alright! Just remembah that what V was planning on doing to her is the shit he gonna do to you at Mayhem! Call it cliche! Call it what you want! Just don't call it a surprise when V makes you his fucking bitch yet again in the ring! Shit like that is a promise, son! 'Nuff said!
The camera slowly fades to black.