Post by Cornbread Mafia on Jun 24, 2014 21:29:40 GMT -6
Sitting down in front of his laptop, Cameron Worley, starts surfing the net, looking for things to do later with his girlfriend, Carmen Alonso. As he scans movie times, business hours for several local establishments and a few other things, he happens upon the UWA website and the latest uploaded videos. Seeing one from the combination of Connor Murphy and Gabriel Krown, he quickly selects the video and hits the play button. At the video’s conclusion, Cameron stands up and starts looking around the room, seemingly for something to throw. As he turns back to the screen, he sees the smiling smug faces grinning back at him and shakes his head.
Cameron Worley: Dayamn!
He shakes his head some more as Carmen walks up to him from behind and wraps her arms around him. He places his hands on hers and smiles.
Cameron Worley: Y’all awlus hayaz eyincrad’bl tomin.’
Carmen smiles, snuggling up against him.
Carmen Alonso: Is that a bad thing, Papi?
His eyes close as he can’t help but laugh at the way Carmen always at least tries to cheer him up when she sees he’s even mildly upset at something.
Cameron Worley: Nayver a bayad thang.
Pleased with this response, Carmen kisses him.
Carmen Alonso: Te Amo, Papi Chulo…
Cameron turns ro her and kisses her again, properly this time.
Cameron Worley: Ah luvz yu too, Cahrm’n.
Carmen smiles and then looks at the computer behind him.
Carmen Alonso: Are you recording yet?
Cameron shakes his head and Carmen nods.
Carmen Alonso: Did they say something else to upset you?
Cameron shrugs.
Cameron Worley: Ahd sigh naw, bit, ah kaint lawchu.
Carmen nods as Cameron’s younger brother and tag team partner, Shawn Worley, comes walking into the room.
Carmen Alonso: Can I see what they said?
Cameron nods and plays the video again for both of them. As it finishes, Shawn is staring at the screen just shaking his head in utter disbelief. Carmen cocks her head.
Carmen Alonso: That was real?
As Cameron nods, Shawn looks from the screen to carmen then to his brother and back to the screen.
Shawn Worley: Kaint b!
Cameron nods.
Cameron Worley: Fride so…
Carmen just shakes her head.
Carmen Alonso: So, were you more upset at what they said or at the time you wasted having to listen to it?
Cameron starts to chuckle.
Cameron Worley: Leetle uhbowth.
Carmen nods understandingly.
Carmen Alonso: You boys gonna rebut? Or you just gonna let him keep going to hole?
Shawn frowns.
Shawn Worley: D’wha?
Cameron chuckles again.
Cameron Worley: Weyest Wang!
Carmen nods.
Carmen Alonso: Yes, it is.
Shawn frowns again.
Shawn Worley: Weyest Wang?
Carmen nods.
Carmen Alonso: One of my favorite shows, I got Cam here to watch it on dvd with me.
Shawn’s eyes go wide, aghast.
Shawn Worley: Y’all steeyil wowtch dayvaydays?
Cameron nods.
Cameron Worley: Sho nuff do.
Carmen shrugs.
Carmen Alonso: Old habits die hard, especially when we’ve had players all over the place. Used to have them in the apartments, cars, computers, gaming systems, everywhere so, we bought dvds like crazy and watched them often enough you’d be amazed we haven’t worn the labels off yet.
Shawn nods, still looking surprised.
Shawn Worley: Lijit?
Carmen nods.
Carmen Alonso: In this case, there was a character was talking about a basketball game box score he was reading and he noticed some guy who couldn’t shoot at all was constantly getting fouled and so still scored a metric asston of points, so he asked the question, why would you bother getting in the guys way and even trying to stop him to the point of fouling him so much when all you had to do was let him keep shooting because he was just gonna miss every single time anyway?
Cameron and Shawn both nod, thinking this over. Carmen watches and smiles happily.
Carmen Alonso: You guys have an idea and I should click the camera on, right?
The Worley Brothers nod and Carmen does as they’ve asked before stepping behidn the computer to stay out of the shot.
Cameron Worley: Y’knaw, iyit’s funneh...
Shawn cocks his head playfully.
Shawn Worley: Whut eeyiz, Cayam?
Cameron nods to the camera.
Cameron Worley: Sowng Ray-ahl.
Shawn’s eyes bug out of his head, almost mockingly.
Shawn Worley: Y’all thank thigh eeyiz funneh?
Cameron nods.
Cameron Worley: Thigh cayan b, sho wayan thigh ain’t tron s’hard to heeyit sum rayandum langth eeyin they veeyidayos. Eeyits lack, iffin thigh kaint jes bait uh dayid hoss s’bayad thigh shud b rast’d f’an’mul crooltee, thigh jes ain’t hayapee.
Shawn nods slowly, seemingly taking this all in.
Shawn Worley: Y’all thank thigh’s fagur’d ot thet evabody dun b knawin way’s reyedneyecks awlradee?
Cameron shrugs.
Cameron Worley: High, Cahrm’n, way nayid a sackin piyinyun…
Carmen walks over into the shot.
Carmen Alonso: They are exceptionally good at beating a dead horse, Papi, you’re right about that. I wonder why they feel the need to do that when they seem like they should be really good wrestlers that don’t need to do that. Why do they need to put you, or anyone else, down just to built themselves up?
All three nod, playfully, thoughtfully, tapping their chins.
Carmen Alonso: Could it be because they still think they’re better than you because of the family connections and being born into the sport?
Cameron and Shawn ponder this before carmen waves it off.
Carmen Alonso: No that can’t be it because you were both born into it and have, let’s see, Robbie Lee, Waylon, Willie, Ricky Ray, Bubba, Jimmy Lee, Vikki, Daisy…
Cameron and Shawn nod with every name she ticks off.
Carmen Alonso: That’s eight champions in your family so it can’t be that. Hmm…
The three ponder this question all over again.
Carmen Alonso: Maybe it’s because they have money and you don’t…
She glances around the house and then shakes her head.
Carmen Alonso: No wait, your family owns breweries and distributorships in seven states. So it can’t be that…
The three of them go back to pondering the question at hand.
Carmen Alonso: Could it be that you didn’t go to school?
Cameron clears his throat, putting on a more polished voice.
Cameron Worley: But I am perfectly capable of communicating on a level befitting my level of higher education, I simply prefer using more common vernacular in my everyday dealings because it helps set potential customers, business partners and government officials at ease during negotiations.
Shawn’s eyes bug out of his head.
Shawn Worley: Wha tha hayil jes hayapin hayer?
Carmen nods gently.
Carmen Alonso: Your brother was just giving a demonstration, Shawn, don’t worry. He was not possessed by the demon of pretentiousness not was he too drunk to fuck…
Shawn nods, visibly calmer now.
Shawn Worley: Awrat, y’all hayad m’gon thar furasack!
Carmen and Cameron both shrug playfully.
Carmen Alonso: Maybe it’s because you’ve never beaten them in a match…
She shakes her head.
Carmen Alonso: No wait, you’ve actually won the last two matches between you with Shawn winning the solo match with Connor and then you guys pinning them the last tag team match too.
She shrugs.
Carmen Alonso: Maybe they’re just worried about what will happen to them if they tell the world repeatedly that they’re so much better than you and then they go and lose again?
Cameron nods.
Cameron Worley: Thayat eeyiz a dayamn gud pont, whatchy’all gown do, iffin y’all towk ahl theeyiz towk an’ thayin wowk enta th’ cayij an’ geyet y’all’s ayisses... bait... don?
Shawn nods.
Shawn Worley: Dayamn gud keshun!
Carmen Alonso: Makes you wonder how many of those options stay options if that happens? What happens to a good team that comes in, tells the world they are greatness personified and then shows they may be good but they are not as awesome as they think they are? Or better yet, what happens if you tell the world your opponents ain’t worth shit and you lose to them… again?
Cameron shrugs, almost laughing.
Cameron Worley: Mess b sum dayamn gud sheeyit!
Shawn nods.
Shawn Worley: Say y’all eeyin thet cayij!
Cameron Worley: Dayamn!
He shakes his head some more as Carmen walks up to him from behind and wraps her arms around him. He places his hands on hers and smiles.
Cameron Worley: Y’all awlus hayaz eyincrad’bl tomin.’
Carmen smiles, snuggling up against him.
Carmen Alonso: Is that a bad thing, Papi?
His eyes close as he can’t help but laugh at the way Carmen always at least tries to cheer him up when she sees he’s even mildly upset at something.
Cameron Worley: Nayver a bayad thang.
Pleased with this response, Carmen kisses him.
Carmen Alonso: Te Amo, Papi Chulo…
Cameron turns ro her and kisses her again, properly this time.
Cameron Worley: Ah luvz yu too, Cahrm’n.
Carmen smiles and then looks at the computer behind him.
Carmen Alonso: Are you recording yet?
Cameron shakes his head and Carmen nods.
Carmen Alonso: Did they say something else to upset you?
Cameron shrugs.
Cameron Worley: Ahd sigh naw, bit, ah kaint lawchu.
Carmen nods as Cameron’s younger brother and tag team partner, Shawn Worley, comes walking into the room.
Carmen Alonso: Can I see what they said?
Cameron nods and plays the video again for both of them. As it finishes, Shawn is staring at the screen just shaking his head in utter disbelief. Carmen cocks her head.
Carmen Alonso: That was real?
As Cameron nods, Shawn looks from the screen to carmen then to his brother and back to the screen.
Shawn Worley: Kaint b!
Cameron nods.
Cameron Worley: Fride so…
Carmen just shakes her head.
Carmen Alonso: So, were you more upset at what they said or at the time you wasted having to listen to it?
Cameron starts to chuckle.
Cameron Worley: Leetle uhbowth.
Carmen nods understandingly.
Carmen Alonso: You boys gonna rebut? Or you just gonna let him keep going to hole?
Shawn frowns.
Shawn Worley: D’wha?
Cameron chuckles again.
Cameron Worley: Weyest Wang!
Carmen nods.
Carmen Alonso: Yes, it is.
Shawn frowns again.
Shawn Worley: Weyest Wang?
Carmen nods.
Carmen Alonso: One of my favorite shows, I got Cam here to watch it on dvd with me.
Shawn’s eyes go wide, aghast.
Shawn Worley: Y’all steeyil wowtch dayvaydays?
Cameron nods.
Cameron Worley: Sho nuff do.
Carmen shrugs.
Carmen Alonso: Old habits die hard, especially when we’ve had players all over the place. Used to have them in the apartments, cars, computers, gaming systems, everywhere so, we bought dvds like crazy and watched them often enough you’d be amazed we haven’t worn the labels off yet.
Shawn nods, still looking surprised.
Shawn Worley: Lijit?
Carmen nods.
Carmen Alonso: In this case, there was a character was talking about a basketball game box score he was reading and he noticed some guy who couldn’t shoot at all was constantly getting fouled and so still scored a metric asston of points, so he asked the question, why would you bother getting in the guys way and even trying to stop him to the point of fouling him so much when all you had to do was let him keep shooting because he was just gonna miss every single time anyway?
Cameron and Shawn both nod, thinking this over. Carmen watches and smiles happily.
Carmen Alonso: You guys have an idea and I should click the camera on, right?
The Worley Brothers nod and Carmen does as they’ve asked before stepping behidn the computer to stay out of the shot.
Cameron Worley: Y’knaw, iyit’s funneh...
Shawn cocks his head playfully.
Shawn Worley: Whut eeyiz, Cayam?
Cameron nods to the camera.
Cameron Worley: Sowng Ray-ahl.
Shawn’s eyes bug out of his head, almost mockingly.
Shawn Worley: Y’all thank thigh eeyiz funneh?
Cameron nods.
Cameron Worley: Thigh cayan b, sho wayan thigh ain’t tron s’hard to heeyit sum rayandum langth eeyin they veeyidayos. Eeyits lack, iffin thigh kaint jes bait uh dayid hoss s’bayad thigh shud b rast’d f’an’mul crooltee, thigh jes ain’t hayapee.
Shawn nods slowly, seemingly taking this all in.
Shawn Worley: Y’all thank thigh’s fagur’d ot thet evabody dun b knawin way’s reyedneyecks awlradee?
Cameron shrugs.
Cameron Worley: High, Cahrm’n, way nayid a sackin piyinyun…
Carmen walks over into the shot.
Carmen Alonso: They are exceptionally good at beating a dead horse, Papi, you’re right about that. I wonder why they feel the need to do that when they seem like they should be really good wrestlers that don’t need to do that. Why do they need to put you, or anyone else, down just to built themselves up?
All three nod, playfully, thoughtfully, tapping their chins.
Carmen Alonso: Could it be because they still think they’re better than you because of the family connections and being born into the sport?
Cameron and Shawn ponder this before carmen waves it off.
Carmen Alonso: No that can’t be it because you were both born into it and have, let’s see, Robbie Lee, Waylon, Willie, Ricky Ray, Bubba, Jimmy Lee, Vikki, Daisy…
Cameron and Shawn nod with every name she ticks off.
Carmen Alonso: That’s eight champions in your family so it can’t be that. Hmm…
The three ponder this question all over again.
Carmen Alonso: Maybe it’s because they have money and you don’t…
She glances around the house and then shakes her head.
Carmen Alonso: No wait, your family owns breweries and distributorships in seven states. So it can’t be that…
The three of them go back to pondering the question at hand.
Carmen Alonso: Could it be that you didn’t go to school?
Cameron clears his throat, putting on a more polished voice.
Cameron Worley: But I am perfectly capable of communicating on a level befitting my level of higher education, I simply prefer using more common vernacular in my everyday dealings because it helps set potential customers, business partners and government officials at ease during negotiations.
Shawn’s eyes bug out of his head.
Shawn Worley: Wha tha hayil jes hayapin hayer?
Carmen nods gently.
Carmen Alonso: Your brother was just giving a demonstration, Shawn, don’t worry. He was not possessed by the demon of pretentiousness not was he too drunk to fuck…
Shawn nods, visibly calmer now.
Shawn Worley: Awrat, y’all hayad m’gon thar furasack!
Carmen and Cameron both shrug playfully.
Carmen Alonso: Maybe it’s because you’ve never beaten them in a match…
She shakes her head.
Carmen Alonso: No wait, you’ve actually won the last two matches between you with Shawn winning the solo match with Connor and then you guys pinning them the last tag team match too.
She shrugs.
Carmen Alonso: Maybe they’re just worried about what will happen to them if they tell the world repeatedly that they’re so much better than you and then they go and lose again?
Cameron nods.
Cameron Worley: Thayat eeyiz a dayamn gud pont, whatchy’all gown do, iffin y’all towk ahl theeyiz towk an’ thayin wowk enta th’ cayij an’ geyet y’all’s ayisses... bait... don?
Shawn nods.
Shawn Worley: Dayamn gud keshun!
Carmen Alonso: Makes you wonder how many of those options stay options if that happens? What happens to a good team that comes in, tells the world they are greatness personified and then shows they may be good but they are not as awesome as they think they are? Or better yet, what happens if you tell the world your opponents ain’t worth shit and you lose to them… again?
Cameron shrugs, almost laughing.
Cameron Worley: Mess b sum dayamn gud sheeyit!
Shawn nods.
Shawn Worley: Say y’all eeyin thet cayij!
