Post by Cornbread Mafia on Apr 17, 2014 21:48:30 GMT -6
Cameron Worley shakes his head. He and his girlfriend, Carmen Alonso, have been spending almost all of their time together lately and today was no different. having watched everything there was to see regarding the UWA show in portland, cameron had then called his brother to congratulate him. carmen had then spent the next half an hour trying to calm her sister down, both Alonso sisters spitting out rapid fire Spanish while their respective boyfriends just sat there staring in disbelief. As Carmen finishes up with her sister, Cameron goes back to watching Sang Réal’s responses again.
Cameron Worley: Eeyit’s mayzin…
Carmen frowns, hanging up the phone.
Carmen Alonso: What is?
Cameron nods to the computer before him.
Cameron Worley: Hah, duz thy g’own’n’own… ‘n’own an’ sigh naxtanuth’n?
Carmen laughs.
Carmen Alonso: They appear to be too busy trying to be funny. I mean, they did intentionally mess up names and even mentioned teams that aren’t here anymore to try and waste time while building up to their punchline and laugh.
Cameron nods.
Cameron Worley: Ah kin say thayat.
Carmen leans down and wraps her arms around him.
Carmen Alonso: So, before you go talk to them, how do you like my place?
Cameron turns his head and kisses her.
Cameron Worley: Ennyplice y’all’sen, s’gudnuf’me…
Carmen smiles, nodding gratefully.
Carmen Alonso: Te amo, mi gran papi, mi papi chulo…
Having no idea what she’s really saying, Cameron just hopes for the best and listens to her, nodding as he enjoys every word.
Carmen Alonso: Mmm… quiero tus juevos en mi boca…
She kisses him and he shrugs.
Cameron Worley: Y’all naw…
Carmen nods, smirking.
Carmen Alonso: That you have no idea what I just said? Yes…
Cameron chuckles at himself.
Cameron Worley: Awrat…
Carmen kisses Cameron and nods.
Carmen Alonso: Reya REALLY doesn’t like them. They just come off to both of us as the kids that think if they show off their Daddies’ toys and it’ll get them laid but nobody would really do anything with them but use them for the party to go hook up with people they actually like.
Cameron nods his agreement.
Cameron Worley: Eeyits lack thayis tron t’hired t’not b th’ tayaglowngs of thayer fayamlees.
Carmen nods to the computer.
Carmen Alonso: Totes.
She chuckles.
Carmen Alonso: Trying waaaay too hard.
Cameron nods and flips on the camera.
Cameron Worley: Y’all wowna hayelp?
Carmen smiles, touched.
Carmen Alonso: I’d love too… Papi…
Cameron nods and makes sure the thing is working before looking into the camera with Carmen right there.
Cameron Worley: Y’all now, Ah jess kaint fagur ott, hah y’all kin jess kip on op’n’in’ y’alls moths an’ sighin’ sheeit witott geeitin’ y’all’s facks strite.
He pauses and nods to Carmen next to him.
Cameron Worley: Fust, y’all s’wrowng bot wayer shay’s fum, y’all bin wrowng bot Shonn’n’me sayance y’all wowked eeyin an nah?
He shakes his head.
Cameron Worley: Y’all jess kaint mit y’all dun got puhlied bah m’brutha eeyin thayat mayatch.
Carmen nods.
Carmen Alonso: And now that you boys were kind enough to roll out the list of things they didn’t pick, what you cabrones don’t seem to grasp is that they picked a real match because they didn’t want to strip away the rules and make it easier for you to cheat like the pendejos you are. They know they put you on the spot and made you need to win because, let’s face it, they DID just prove they could beat you. Shawn proved he could bait you into doing something stupid and if that happens on Sunday, again, you’ll scream fluke, you’ll scream bloody murder and you’ll scream that you weren’t really beaten but you’ll also be on double secret probation because you were complete and utter idiots all over again.
She laughs, shaking her head.
Carmen Alonso: Don’t you maricones get it? They don’t have to “beat” you, they’ve already done that to you, Connor Murphy. They just have to let you be you, give you a baited hook and let you beat yourselves.
She shrugs.
Carmen Alonso: It happened once, and with Gabriel there’s tendency to explode and do stupid stuff…
Cameron nods his agreement.
Cameron Worley: Sowng Ray-ahl…
He shakes his head.
Cameron Worley: Eff’n y’all thank thiyis eeyiz g’own b ova sun… y’all eeyiz dumma thayan y’all thank we eeyiz…
Carmen leans in and hugs her man.
Carmen Alonso: Do we have to waste any more time on them, Papi?
Cameron shrugs and turns the camera off.
Cameron Worley: Naw, way dew not!
He turns around and kisses Carmen.
Cameron Worley: Whutchy’all wowna do?
Carmen smiles.
Carmen Alonso: Hmmm... quieres?
Cameron shrugs and follows her wherever she wants to go, spending the rest of the day doing whatever her dirty little mind can think of.
Cameron Worley: Eeyit’s mayzin…
Carmen frowns, hanging up the phone.
Carmen Alonso: What is?
Cameron nods to the computer before him.
Cameron Worley: Hah, duz thy g’own’n’own… ‘n’own an’ sigh naxtanuth’n?
Carmen laughs.
Carmen Alonso: They appear to be too busy trying to be funny. I mean, they did intentionally mess up names and even mentioned teams that aren’t here anymore to try and waste time while building up to their punchline and laugh.
Cameron nods.
Cameron Worley: Ah kin say thayat.
Carmen leans down and wraps her arms around him.
Carmen Alonso: So, before you go talk to them, how do you like my place?
Cameron turns his head and kisses her.
Cameron Worley: Ennyplice y’all’sen, s’gudnuf’me…
Carmen smiles, nodding gratefully.
Carmen Alonso: Te amo, mi gran papi, mi papi chulo…
Having no idea what she’s really saying, Cameron just hopes for the best and listens to her, nodding as he enjoys every word.
Carmen Alonso: Mmm… quiero tus juevos en mi boca…
She kisses him and he shrugs.
Cameron Worley: Y’all naw…
Carmen nods, smirking.
Carmen Alonso: That you have no idea what I just said? Yes…
Cameron chuckles at himself.
Cameron Worley: Awrat…
Carmen kisses Cameron and nods.
Carmen Alonso: Reya REALLY doesn’t like them. They just come off to both of us as the kids that think if they show off their Daddies’ toys and it’ll get them laid but nobody would really do anything with them but use them for the party to go hook up with people they actually like.
Cameron nods his agreement.
Cameron Worley: Eeyits lack thayis tron t’hired t’not b th’ tayaglowngs of thayer fayamlees.
Carmen nods to the computer.
Carmen Alonso: Totes.
She chuckles.
Carmen Alonso: Trying waaaay too hard.
Cameron nods and flips on the camera.
Cameron Worley: Y’all wowna hayelp?
Carmen smiles, touched.
Carmen Alonso: I’d love too… Papi…
Cameron nods and makes sure the thing is working before looking into the camera with Carmen right there.
Cameron Worley: Y’all now, Ah jess kaint fagur ott, hah y’all kin jess kip on op’n’in’ y’alls moths an’ sighin’ sheeit witott geeitin’ y’all’s facks strite.
He pauses and nods to Carmen next to him.
Cameron Worley: Fust, y’all s’wrowng bot wayer shay’s fum, y’all bin wrowng bot Shonn’n’me sayance y’all wowked eeyin an nah?
He shakes his head.
Cameron Worley: Y’all jess kaint mit y’all dun got puhlied bah m’brutha eeyin thayat mayatch.
Carmen nods.
Carmen Alonso: And now that you boys were kind enough to roll out the list of things they didn’t pick, what you cabrones don’t seem to grasp is that they picked a real match because they didn’t want to strip away the rules and make it easier for you to cheat like the pendejos you are. They know they put you on the spot and made you need to win because, let’s face it, they DID just prove they could beat you. Shawn proved he could bait you into doing something stupid and if that happens on Sunday, again, you’ll scream fluke, you’ll scream bloody murder and you’ll scream that you weren’t really beaten but you’ll also be on double secret probation because you were complete and utter idiots all over again.
She laughs, shaking her head.
Carmen Alonso: Don’t you maricones get it? They don’t have to “beat” you, they’ve already done that to you, Connor Murphy. They just have to let you be you, give you a baited hook and let you beat yourselves.
She shrugs.
Carmen Alonso: It happened once, and with Gabriel there’s tendency to explode and do stupid stuff…
Cameron nods his agreement.
Cameron Worley: Sowng Ray-ahl…
He shakes his head.
Cameron Worley: Eff’n y’all thank thiyis eeyiz g’own b ova sun… y’all eeyiz dumma thayan y’all thank we eeyiz…
Carmen leans in and hugs her man.
Carmen Alonso: Do we have to waste any more time on them, Papi?
Cameron shrugs and turns the camera off.
Cameron Worley: Naw, way dew not!
He turns around and kisses Carmen.
Cameron Worley: Whutchy’all wowna do?
Carmen smiles.
Carmen Alonso: Hmmm... quieres?
Cameron shrugs and follows her wherever she wants to go, spending the rest of the day doing whatever her dirty little mind can think of.
