Post by vincejones on Apr 17, 2014 20:46:29 GMT -6
April 17th, 2014
Portland, Oregon
The camera fades in as we see Reno Banks open the door of a small studio and guides Jasmine and Vince Jones on their way inside. A young man wearing a button up blue shirt and black jeans quickly rises to his feet and makes his way to the doorway to greet all of them. The man reaches Vince, Jasmine, and Reno and offers his hand for a handshake.
Young man: Hey guys! Its good to see that you all could make it today.
Reno accepts the young man's hand and shakes it in gratitude.
Reno Banks: Its definitely our pleasure. Its good to see you, Mr. Kevin Corbin.
Kevin turns towards Vince Jones and Jasmine.
Kevin: Ahhh... and this must be Vince Jones and Jasmine. I'm especially honored to meet the two of you today. You don't even understand.
Jasmine smiles politely.
Jasmine: Kevin Corbin, you said?
Kevin: (nodding) Yeah. You've got it right.
Jasmine: Great to meet you.
Vince takes in all the excitement from Kevin Corbin and dismisses with natural nonchalance.
Vince Jones: Yeah. Its nice to be here, Kevin. Jonesy hears you gotta nice show that you put on here.
Kevin: You bet! Our show's really been picking up steam as of late; but, I'm really anticipating a viewership boom when they find out that you're going to be on air with us.
Vince Jones nods in agreement with Kevin's statement.
Vince Jones: No doubt! You 'bout to have "The Man, The Myth, and The Legend" on air with ya. Jonesy that kinda that guy that got this thing and shit for captivatin' audiences, man. You 'bout to witness that shit first hand, son.
Kevin: Oh, I can't wait. Once again, I am totally grateful for you, Reno, and Jasmine taking the time out of your busy schedules before the upcoming Spring Slaughter to come visit today.
Reno Banks: Hey. Its nothing, Kevin. We can't wait to get this show on the road for ya.
Kevin: Well, I guess we can go ahead and get everything all set up and ready to go.
Kevin motions for Vince to follow him inside the studio. Vince follows along behind him. Jasmine is about to follow suit, but Reno stops her in her tracks. She looks at Reno a bit taken back by this.
Jasmine: What's up with that, Reno??
Reno Banks: This is a solo interview, Jasmine.
Jasmine: But I'm his second in command...
Reno Banks: I think Vince can handle this little interview session on his own.
Jasmine folds her arms across her chest and tosses her hair to the side.
Jasmine: Very well, Reno! Very well!
The camera slowly fades out.
Ten Minutes Later...
The camera slowly fades back in to the studio and we see Vince Jones seated across from a table where Kevin is seated along with his laptop. Reno and Jasmine watch from outside the small room of the studio. They both stand in the window and give Vince the thumbs-up in support. Vince sees them both and just nods in recognition of their moral support of him. Kevin spots Reno and Jasmine and chuckles to himself.
Kevin: Well, its good to see you've got people behind you, man.
Vince Jones: You got that right, son. Jonesy's gonna admit this is one of the few of these wrestling talk show kinda interviews he's eva done before.
Kevin: (smiling) That's alright. I was actually gonna give you a quick rundown of what's going to happen once we go on anyways.
Vince Jones: (nodding) Aiight?? What's the deal here?
Kevin: Well, you see that "On Air" light up above?
Kevin points to the "On Air" light on the wall and Vince immediately turns and takes notice of it.
Vince Jones: Yeah?
Kevin: When the light is on that's your indicator that we're live and running. Always keep that in mind. If there's anything at all you don't want the world to know or hear you better hold it back once that light is on. Okay??
Vince Jones nods his head in agreement.
Kevin: Good! Now here's how all of this is going to work. I'm going to ask you a series of questions and we're gonna have our discussion, the usual stuff. We'll obviously have a break or two here and there for a word from our sponsors. I will also ask you random questions here and there that are submitted online from all of our viewers. So, there's no telling what these guys wanna know. So, you got all of that, Vince?
Vince Jones: (chuckles to himself) Yeah. We good. Let's get this show on the road here, Kevin! Let's do this!
Kevin nods in agreement and readies his headset. Kevin motions for Vince to put on his headset and microphone set as well. Vince snatches it up and quickly puts it on and gives Kevin the thumbs-up.
Kevin: Okay we're on in three...two...one!
The "On Air" light starts glowing as Kevin quickly goes to town.
Kevin: Well, hello wrestling fans out there! Welcome to yet another addition of "The Source" with your host, Kevin Corbin, the man who truly tries to give you an inside look at the guys that make this business great, issues in the wrestling world in general, and anything and everything that has to do with the sport of professional wrestling as whole. Now on today's show it turns out that I have a very special guest on hand. You all may know him as "The Violence", "NYC's Most Rough, Rugged, and Raw"....
Kevin turns towards Vince.
Kevin: Do I really need to go through the whole list? I mean you've got a collossal assortment of them if I do say so myself.
Vince Jones: Nah, you good, man. You good.
Kevin: Well, you all heard it yourself straight from the man himself. So, don't come trying to hunt me down later. Anyways, I present to you all a relatively new up and coming star in UWA, Vince Jones.
Kevin hits a button on his laptop which conjures the sound of a crowd's applause for Vince Jones, his guest.
Kevin: Thank you for stopping by Vince.
Vince Jones: Thanks for invitin' Jonesy on ova, man.
Kevin: Soooo where do we start??
Vince Jones: You can start by talkin' about how great the man they call Vince Jones truly is in this damn wrestling game, son!
Kevin: (nods) Now that's an idea, Vince. What I think the people really wanna know is what got you started in the wrestling business in the first place? I mean I know it didn't happen over night.
Vince Jones: Well, you right about that, Kevin. It was a fuckin' journey, man. Yo, it was a helluva long ride.
Kevin: Do tell...
Vince Jones: Well, if you've followed Jonesy throughout his whole career you prolly gotten bits and pieces of his story from the beginning 'til now. Of course V was one of the EDW back in New Yawk, man.
Kevin: And what does the EDW stand for anways?
Vince Jones: Eastside's Dark Warriors, Kevin.
Kevin: Alright.
Vince Jones: Well, V was rollin' with the clique and he and his boys get hemned up in a little bank heist we tried to pull off.
Kevin: Wow! Now that's hardcore...
Vince Jones: Definitely! To this day V couldn't tell you what was goin' through our fuckin' minds at the time. We were teens. We felt invincible. So, we went for the gusto, man. Dumb ass shit! They put us all behind bars. V eventually made his way out and back on the otha side. Now he's got a record. Cat's ain't hirin' someone like V at the time. So V had to do a few things here and there to get paid, fight clubbin' and shit on the underground circuit. Now you wouldn't expect for your name to get around; but, you can't even imagine how much word travels in the underground. People always out scoutin' and shit. They searchin' every damn crevice for the next big thing. Turned out that a guy with this old spot called the NAPWF saw V and liked what they saw. No time flat V finds himself in the ring as a...wrestla. Who woulda thought?
Kevin: Interesting. So this NAPWF was your first landing spot?
Vince Jones nods.
Vince Jones: Yeah...fuckin' NAPWF.
Kevin: Hmmm...got some stories??
Vince Jones: Don't even get V started on that damn place! So V out there learnin' the ropes and all. Luckily this guy had been taught a lil somethin', somethin' around the way.
Kevin: So, who was your mentor?
Vince goes silent, lowers, and just shakes his head in disappointment.
Kevin: Sore spot??
Vince slowly raises his head again.
Vince Jones: Anyways...V gettin' tossed around, beaten down, abused. You name it, man! It got to the point where these cats wanted V out the damn door. The president of the damn place was the same guy bookin' shit! That's neva a good mix, man! Well, somewhere along the way this cat wanted V gone and Jonesy started seein' that the writing was on the damn walls! Well, V asked for his release from the damn place! So, V gets released! He's out the damn door and he's on his way to tryin' to find a new wrestling gig! In the meantime, Jonesy catches an NAPWF show and they got this fake "VJ". Jonesy went by the ring name "V.J" back in the day if you didn't know! Anyways, they got this fake VJ guy that they bashin' tryin' to pass him off as the real deal, man!
Kevin: Wow!!!
Vince Jones: These cats had a whole funeral for VJ and everything all just to get back at this guy and make him look like a damn clown and shit! But that was all good because V was already on his way to makin' a real name for himself in Bloodbath Wrestling Alliance by then.
Kevin: And so the legend begins....
Vince Jones: Damn straight! That's when the legend of V mahfuckin' Jones really started to get off the ground and runnin', man!
Kevin: Great stuff! Well folks, we're gonna take a quick break as give you a quick word from our sponsors; but, when we come back we'll have more from the man himself, Vince Jones! Stay tuned...
The on air light goes off as they cut to a quick commercial break.
Kevin: Great stuff so far! Man, I never knew about your humble beginnings, man.
Vince Jones: Not a lot of people do. It is what it is. Cats gotta start somewhere; but, its all about where you end up!
Kevin: NAPWF, sounds like they really did you raw back then.
Vince Jones: They did; but, that shit's in the past! Those cats not in business; but V still is! So, its obvious who the fuck got the good end of the stick!
Kevin: Alright! Well, we're about to be back on the air again, V. Get ready in five...four...three...two...one!
The "On Air" light flashes back on.
Kevin: Welcome back wrestling fans! I'm Kevin Corbin and we're here along with Vince Jones one of UWA's new attractions in the wrestling business. Now Vince, what brought you to Unchained Wrestling Alliance in the first place? I mean you've been in the wrestling industry for...about...
Vince leans back in his chair and puts in a bit of thought on this one.
Vince Jones: Let's see. V really got started in this game around 1998 or... it might've been 1999. Hmmm...1999 is soundin' about right for Jonesy here.
Kevin: I see. And I know you have definitely been around the block and you've had your share of success. Soooo you left the game and the hiatus was pretty long. I mean being a wrestling fan myself I thought you were absolutely done then all of a sudden I'm hearing that you're making your debut in UWA. So, what got you back in it, Vince.
Vince Jones: What got Vince Jones to come outta retirement...
Kevin: Yes, what brought you to UWA anyways??
Vince Jones: Well, V left the game like you said; but, you can neva really let it all go sometimes, man. So, Jonesy got hooked up with this commentata gig in some spot called NRW. That shit didn't work out too well. Tempas flared and Jonesy had to take his leave from that spot. Sittin' on the damn sidelines talkin' wasn't it for this guy. Jonesy got into auto sales, jumped into the restaurant biz at some point,and all kinds of otha shit, man! You name it and V tried it tryin' to fill the damn void...
Kevin: (nods) I see. Sounds like an adventure.
Vince Jones: Hmph! That was a fuckin' nightmare and shit! When you used to head bustin' that's all you gotta taste fo sometimes! Well, one day Reno catches up to V and tells him he got him set up to wrestle with UWA and now here we are, on our way to Spring Slaughta to show all these people what it do, baby!
Kevin: Well, I'm sure you're truly on par to wow us all, Vince.
Vince Jones: (nodding) Oh you best belieeeeeve that, Kevin!
Kevin: Well speaking of Spring Slaughter, I know you're slated to participate in a one-on-one match against the likes of UWA's very own Skylar Hansen. How do you feel about that? I know you must be pumped for sure!
Vince sneers at the sound of her name.
Vince Jones: Skyla Hansen, huh?? Ya know somethin'? V at this point is gettin' sick and damn tired of hearin' about this lil bimbo that he supposedly gonna be goin' "toe-to-toe" with, Kevin! We gonna simply keep it at toe-to-toe only cuz it sure as hell would take two of this bitch for her to be considered goin' pound fo pound with V and she'd still come up a few pounds short of the mark.
Kevin: Well, I guess you could say she's a bit outmatched when it comes to the size department; but, I'm sure she's got a lot of heart. She is undefeated in the UWA so far...
Vince Jones: Kevin, don't get V started about her "streak"! Flukes happen! That's just the way things go! Matta fact V. Jones feels sorry for that Bad Boy J-Shades cat. How you rebound from somethin' like that, huh? Its lose lose if you really want V's opinion on this shit! You beat the shit out the damn bitch and now you considered the bad guy!
Kevin: But aren't you a bad guy already?
Vince Jones: Misunderstood is mo like it, man. Everyone got they opinions and shit!
Kevin: I see. So, do I dare to even ask you for prediction as to the victor in your match at Spring Slaughter this week?
Vince Jones: Not fuckin' Skyla! That's fo sure; but, if you countin' the bitch managin' to walk out the damn ring unda her own powah when its all said and done then maybe you can consida that shit some kinda moral victory or somethin'!
Kevin: Tough words...
Vince Jones: Honesty, is more like it, Kevin! V just tellin' it like it is! That's all!
Kevin: Alright. Well, how about we take some questions from some of our listeners...
Vince Jones: Go for it!
Kevin glances at his laptop screen.
Kevin: Let's see. We've got a Mark from just around the way in Portland. Mark here asks...who was the craziest wrestler that you ever came across in your career, Vince?
Vince cups his chin in thought.
Vince Jones: That one's a tough one, Mark. It would prolly have to be this cat named Pola Bare that Jonesy had to take on back in 360 and 360 Dubbya Eee, man. Now V's taken on his share of crazy ass mahfuckas. Jonesy'll admit that he has his moments too and shit; but, V'll neva go out to the damn ring wearin' a damn polar bear suit and fightin' hardcore matches and shit!
Kevin: (in disbelief) Whoooa, whoa, whoooooooa! A polar bear suit??
Vince nods his head and chuckles to himself.
Vince Jones: Yeah, a fuckin' polar bear suit, man! And this punk ass would be comin' afta Jonesy full steam ahead and shit, son! How you go into a match against a dude in a polar bear suit and you leave that shit like "What the hell just happened here?" The guy'd be like that against everyone he faced too! Lil midget ass bucket full of insanity, man!
Kevin: Oh, I bet! Well, let's move onto the next question.
Kevin glances at his laptop screen.
Kevin: Let's see! We've got a Dean from out in Lansing, Michigan and he writes...what would you consider to be your most brutal match-up in your whole career?
Vince Jones: Most brutal match-up?? The most brutal match-up in V's career may have been his Boila Room Brawl from back in the BWA days, Dean! Both V and the cat he fought barely walked back out the damn door of that shit, drippin' blood from head-to-toe!
Kevin: Boiler Room Brawl, huh? Just the thought of that gets the imagination running wild. Oh...
Kevin glances back at the computer screen again.
Kevin: We have a Tina from Seattle and she writes...Vince, remember me from the Trinity nightclub back in Seattle a few days ago? I was soooo totally into you that night; but, you had to be a total douche! Are you like that with all the women you meet? I mean I was totally pouring out my heart to you and you totally shot me down! What's with that, Vince? I thought we had a connection?
Vince sits straight up in his chair in surprise.
Vince Jones: Whoooooa, you serious??
Kevin appears a bit surprised by Vince's reaction.
Kevin: Something the matter?
Vince Jones: Just gotta take all this shit in real quick first. Aiight, Tina! You need to get a grip! You out at the damn club tryin' to cozy up to V and all; but, this guy ain't into you! How was that shit not obvious the otha night? V don't want yo groupie ass! Now move on with yo life, girl! There millions of otha cats out there that might be able to tolerate yo non-stop talkin' ass and shit!
Jasmine overhears the uproar in the conversation and she nonchalantly makes her way inside the studio and over to Vince. She snatches the headset off of Vince's head and puts it on to Vince's surprise.
Jasmine: Okay, okay, okay! So you're name is Tina, huh?? You the tramp that was tryin' to get with my man in the club the other night?? Oh, is that who you are? Well, if you don't recognize my voice the name is Jasmine, Jasmine Shelley!
Kevin: Uh-oh! We've got a situation here, folks
Jasmine brings her attention to Kevin and just shakes her head.
Jasmine: Oh no! Dont' worry! There's no situation here! Why? Because this girl (points to herself) is here to make things perfectly clear for that triflin' bitch out in Seattle that calls herself chasin' afta my man! Tina, you're lucky I was lady-like the other night because if I hadn't been oh it would've been on, girlfriend! Just lettin' you know..
Vince quickly hops up to his feet and tries to snatch the headset back from Jasmine; but, Jasmine tries to fight him off.
Jasmine: No way!! I'm not done!
Vince Jones: Give up that damn headset, Jasmine!!
Jasmine resists as she turns and glares at Vince.
Jasmine: Oh, is she supposed to be your undercova booty or somethin', V'?? Is that why you want me off this mic, huh?
Vince Jones: We live, girl!! You killin' V's shine and shit here!
Kevin:(nervously) Okay folks!! I hate to cut this one short today; but, tune in next time to "The Source"! Have a great day!
Vince finally rips the headset away from Jasmine and snatches her up. Jasmine can be seen kicking, screaming, and throwing a total fit as Vince carries her out the studio to the dismay of Reno who is watching from outside.
Jasmine: Put me down!!! Put me down!!! Fuck you, Vince! Fuck you and that triflin' ass Seattle ho!!
Kevin just looks on in shock and shakes his head in disbelief as the camera slowly fades to black.
Portland, Oregon
The camera fades in as we see Reno Banks open the door of a small studio and guides Jasmine and Vince Jones on their way inside. A young man wearing a button up blue shirt and black jeans quickly rises to his feet and makes his way to the doorway to greet all of them. The man reaches Vince, Jasmine, and Reno and offers his hand for a handshake.
Young man: Hey guys! Its good to see that you all could make it today.
Reno accepts the young man's hand and shakes it in gratitude.
Reno Banks: Its definitely our pleasure. Its good to see you, Mr. Kevin Corbin.
Kevin turns towards Vince Jones and Jasmine.
Kevin: Ahhh... and this must be Vince Jones and Jasmine. I'm especially honored to meet the two of you today. You don't even understand.
Jasmine smiles politely.
Jasmine: Kevin Corbin, you said?
Kevin: (nodding) Yeah. You've got it right.
Jasmine: Great to meet you.
Vince takes in all the excitement from Kevin Corbin and dismisses with natural nonchalance.
Vince Jones: Yeah. Its nice to be here, Kevin. Jonesy hears you gotta nice show that you put on here.
Kevin: You bet! Our show's really been picking up steam as of late; but, I'm really anticipating a viewership boom when they find out that you're going to be on air with us.
Vince Jones nods in agreement with Kevin's statement.
Vince Jones: No doubt! You 'bout to have "The Man, The Myth, and The Legend" on air with ya. Jonesy that kinda that guy that got this thing and shit for captivatin' audiences, man. You 'bout to witness that shit first hand, son.
Kevin: Oh, I can't wait. Once again, I am totally grateful for you, Reno, and Jasmine taking the time out of your busy schedules before the upcoming Spring Slaughter to come visit today.
Reno Banks: Hey. Its nothing, Kevin. We can't wait to get this show on the road for ya.
Kevin: Well, I guess we can go ahead and get everything all set up and ready to go.
Kevin motions for Vince to follow him inside the studio. Vince follows along behind him. Jasmine is about to follow suit, but Reno stops her in her tracks. She looks at Reno a bit taken back by this.
Jasmine: What's up with that, Reno??
Reno Banks: This is a solo interview, Jasmine.
Jasmine: But I'm his second in command...
Reno Banks: I think Vince can handle this little interview session on his own.
Jasmine folds her arms across her chest and tosses her hair to the side.
Jasmine: Very well, Reno! Very well!
The camera slowly fades out.
Ten Minutes Later...
The camera slowly fades back in to the studio and we see Vince Jones seated across from a table where Kevin is seated along with his laptop. Reno and Jasmine watch from outside the small room of the studio. They both stand in the window and give Vince the thumbs-up in support. Vince sees them both and just nods in recognition of their moral support of him. Kevin spots Reno and Jasmine and chuckles to himself.
Kevin: Well, its good to see you've got people behind you, man.
Vince Jones: You got that right, son. Jonesy's gonna admit this is one of the few of these wrestling talk show kinda interviews he's eva done before.
Kevin: (smiling) That's alright. I was actually gonna give you a quick rundown of what's going to happen once we go on anyways.
Vince Jones: (nodding) Aiight?? What's the deal here?
Kevin: Well, you see that "On Air" light up above?
Kevin points to the "On Air" light on the wall and Vince immediately turns and takes notice of it.
Vince Jones: Yeah?
Kevin: When the light is on that's your indicator that we're live and running. Always keep that in mind. If there's anything at all you don't want the world to know or hear you better hold it back once that light is on. Okay??
Vince Jones nods his head in agreement.
Kevin: Good! Now here's how all of this is going to work. I'm going to ask you a series of questions and we're gonna have our discussion, the usual stuff. We'll obviously have a break or two here and there for a word from our sponsors. I will also ask you random questions here and there that are submitted online from all of our viewers. So, there's no telling what these guys wanna know. So, you got all of that, Vince?
Vince Jones: (chuckles to himself) Yeah. We good. Let's get this show on the road here, Kevin! Let's do this!
Kevin nods in agreement and readies his headset. Kevin motions for Vince to put on his headset and microphone set as well. Vince snatches it up and quickly puts it on and gives Kevin the thumbs-up.
Kevin: Okay we're on in three...two...one!
The "On Air" light starts glowing as Kevin quickly goes to town.
Kevin: Well, hello wrestling fans out there! Welcome to yet another addition of "The Source" with your host, Kevin Corbin, the man who truly tries to give you an inside look at the guys that make this business great, issues in the wrestling world in general, and anything and everything that has to do with the sport of professional wrestling as whole. Now on today's show it turns out that I have a very special guest on hand. You all may know him as "The Violence", "NYC's Most Rough, Rugged, and Raw"....
Kevin turns towards Vince.
Kevin: Do I really need to go through the whole list? I mean you've got a collossal assortment of them if I do say so myself.
Vince Jones: Nah, you good, man. You good.
Kevin: Well, you all heard it yourself straight from the man himself. So, don't come trying to hunt me down later. Anyways, I present to you all a relatively new up and coming star in UWA, Vince Jones.
Kevin hits a button on his laptop which conjures the sound of a crowd's applause for Vince Jones, his guest.
Kevin: Thank you for stopping by Vince.
Vince Jones: Thanks for invitin' Jonesy on ova, man.
Kevin: Soooo where do we start??
Vince Jones: You can start by talkin' about how great the man they call Vince Jones truly is in this damn wrestling game, son!
Kevin: (nods) Now that's an idea, Vince. What I think the people really wanna know is what got you started in the wrestling business in the first place? I mean I know it didn't happen over night.
Vince Jones: Well, you right about that, Kevin. It was a fuckin' journey, man. Yo, it was a helluva long ride.
Kevin: Do tell...
Vince Jones: Well, if you've followed Jonesy throughout his whole career you prolly gotten bits and pieces of his story from the beginning 'til now. Of course V was one of the EDW back in New Yawk, man.
Kevin: And what does the EDW stand for anways?
Vince Jones: Eastside's Dark Warriors, Kevin.
Kevin: Alright.
Vince Jones: Well, V was rollin' with the clique and he and his boys get hemned up in a little bank heist we tried to pull off.
Kevin: Wow! Now that's hardcore...
Vince Jones: Definitely! To this day V couldn't tell you what was goin' through our fuckin' minds at the time. We were teens. We felt invincible. So, we went for the gusto, man. Dumb ass shit! They put us all behind bars. V eventually made his way out and back on the otha side. Now he's got a record. Cat's ain't hirin' someone like V at the time. So V had to do a few things here and there to get paid, fight clubbin' and shit on the underground circuit. Now you wouldn't expect for your name to get around; but, you can't even imagine how much word travels in the underground. People always out scoutin' and shit. They searchin' every damn crevice for the next big thing. Turned out that a guy with this old spot called the NAPWF saw V and liked what they saw. No time flat V finds himself in the ring as a...wrestla. Who woulda thought?
Kevin: Interesting. So this NAPWF was your first landing spot?
Vince Jones nods.
Vince Jones: Yeah...fuckin' NAPWF.
Kevin: Hmmm...got some stories??
Vince Jones: Don't even get V started on that damn place! So V out there learnin' the ropes and all. Luckily this guy had been taught a lil somethin', somethin' around the way.
Kevin: So, who was your mentor?
Vince goes silent, lowers, and just shakes his head in disappointment.
Kevin: Sore spot??
Vince slowly raises his head again.
Vince Jones: Anyways...V gettin' tossed around, beaten down, abused. You name it, man! It got to the point where these cats wanted V out the damn door. The president of the damn place was the same guy bookin' shit! That's neva a good mix, man! Well, somewhere along the way this cat wanted V gone and Jonesy started seein' that the writing was on the damn walls! Well, V asked for his release from the damn place! So, V gets released! He's out the damn door and he's on his way to tryin' to find a new wrestling gig! In the meantime, Jonesy catches an NAPWF show and they got this fake "VJ". Jonesy went by the ring name "V.J" back in the day if you didn't know! Anyways, they got this fake VJ guy that they bashin' tryin' to pass him off as the real deal, man!
Kevin: Wow!!!
Vince Jones: These cats had a whole funeral for VJ and everything all just to get back at this guy and make him look like a damn clown and shit! But that was all good because V was already on his way to makin' a real name for himself in Bloodbath Wrestling Alliance by then.
Kevin: And so the legend begins....
Vince Jones: Damn straight! That's when the legend of V mahfuckin' Jones really started to get off the ground and runnin', man!
Kevin: Great stuff! Well folks, we're gonna take a quick break as give you a quick word from our sponsors; but, when we come back we'll have more from the man himself, Vince Jones! Stay tuned...
The on air light goes off as they cut to a quick commercial break.
Kevin: Great stuff so far! Man, I never knew about your humble beginnings, man.
Vince Jones: Not a lot of people do. It is what it is. Cats gotta start somewhere; but, its all about where you end up!
Kevin: NAPWF, sounds like they really did you raw back then.
Vince Jones: They did; but, that shit's in the past! Those cats not in business; but V still is! So, its obvious who the fuck got the good end of the stick!
Kevin: Alright! Well, we're about to be back on the air again, V. Get ready in five...four...three...two...one!
The "On Air" light flashes back on.
Kevin: Welcome back wrestling fans! I'm Kevin Corbin and we're here along with Vince Jones one of UWA's new attractions in the wrestling business. Now Vince, what brought you to Unchained Wrestling Alliance in the first place? I mean you've been in the wrestling industry for...about...
Vince leans back in his chair and puts in a bit of thought on this one.
Vince Jones: Let's see. V really got started in this game around 1998 or... it might've been 1999. Hmmm...1999 is soundin' about right for Jonesy here.
Kevin: I see. And I know you have definitely been around the block and you've had your share of success. Soooo you left the game and the hiatus was pretty long. I mean being a wrestling fan myself I thought you were absolutely done then all of a sudden I'm hearing that you're making your debut in UWA. So, what got you back in it, Vince.
Vince Jones: What got Vince Jones to come outta retirement...
Kevin: Yes, what brought you to UWA anyways??
Vince Jones: Well, V left the game like you said; but, you can neva really let it all go sometimes, man. So, Jonesy got hooked up with this commentata gig in some spot called NRW. That shit didn't work out too well. Tempas flared and Jonesy had to take his leave from that spot. Sittin' on the damn sidelines talkin' wasn't it for this guy. Jonesy got into auto sales, jumped into the restaurant biz at some point,and all kinds of otha shit, man! You name it and V tried it tryin' to fill the damn void...
Kevin: (nods) I see. Sounds like an adventure.
Vince Jones: Hmph! That was a fuckin' nightmare and shit! When you used to head bustin' that's all you gotta taste fo sometimes! Well, one day Reno catches up to V and tells him he got him set up to wrestle with UWA and now here we are, on our way to Spring Slaughta to show all these people what it do, baby!
Kevin: Well, I'm sure you're truly on par to wow us all, Vince.
Vince Jones: (nodding) Oh you best belieeeeeve that, Kevin!
Kevin: Well speaking of Spring Slaughter, I know you're slated to participate in a one-on-one match against the likes of UWA's very own Skylar Hansen. How do you feel about that? I know you must be pumped for sure!
Vince sneers at the sound of her name.
Vince Jones: Skyla Hansen, huh?? Ya know somethin'? V at this point is gettin' sick and damn tired of hearin' about this lil bimbo that he supposedly gonna be goin' "toe-to-toe" with, Kevin! We gonna simply keep it at toe-to-toe only cuz it sure as hell would take two of this bitch for her to be considered goin' pound fo pound with V and she'd still come up a few pounds short of the mark.
Kevin: Well, I guess you could say she's a bit outmatched when it comes to the size department; but, I'm sure she's got a lot of heart. She is undefeated in the UWA so far...
Vince Jones: Kevin, don't get V started about her "streak"! Flukes happen! That's just the way things go! Matta fact V. Jones feels sorry for that Bad Boy J-Shades cat. How you rebound from somethin' like that, huh? Its lose lose if you really want V's opinion on this shit! You beat the shit out the damn bitch and now you considered the bad guy!
Kevin: But aren't you a bad guy already?
Vince Jones: Misunderstood is mo like it, man. Everyone got they opinions and shit!
Kevin: I see. So, do I dare to even ask you for prediction as to the victor in your match at Spring Slaughter this week?
Vince Jones: Not fuckin' Skyla! That's fo sure; but, if you countin' the bitch managin' to walk out the damn ring unda her own powah when its all said and done then maybe you can consida that shit some kinda moral victory or somethin'!
Kevin: Tough words...
Vince Jones: Honesty, is more like it, Kevin! V just tellin' it like it is! That's all!
Kevin: Alright. Well, how about we take some questions from some of our listeners...
Vince Jones: Go for it!
Kevin glances at his laptop screen.
Kevin: Let's see. We've got a Mark from just around the way in Portland. Mark here asks...who was the craziest wrestler that you ever came across in your career, Vince?
Vince cups his chin in thought.
Vince Jones: That one's a tough one, Mark. It would prolly have to be this cat named Pola Bare that Jonesy had to take on back in 360 and 360 Dubbya Eee, man. Now V's taken on his share of crazy ass mahfuckas. Jonesy'll admit that he has his moments too and shit; but, V'll neva go out to the damn ring wearin' a damn polar bear suit and fightin' hardcore matches and shit!
Kevin: (in disbelief) Whoooa, whoa, whoooooooa! A polar bear suit??
Vince nods his head and chuckles to himself.
Vince Jones: Yeah, a fuckin' polar bear suit, man! And this punk ass would be comin' afta Jonesy full steam ahead and shit, son! How you go into a match against a dude in a polar bear suit and you leave that shit like "What the hell just happened here?" The guy'd be like that against everyone he faced too! Lil midget ass bucket full of insanity, man!
Kevin: Oh, I bet! Well, let's move onto the next question.
Kevin glances at his laptop screen.
Kevin: Let's see! We've got a Dean from out in Lansing, Michigan and he writes...what would you consider to be your most brutal match-up in your whole career?
Vince Jones: Most brutal match-up?? The most brutal match-up in V's career may have been his Boila Room Brawl from back in the BWA days, Dean! Both V and the cat he fought barely walked back out the damn door of that shit, drippin' blood from head-to-toe!
Kevin: Boiler Room Brawl, huh? Just the thought of that gets the imagination running wild. Oh...
Kevin glances back at the computer screen again.
Kevin: We have a Tina from Seattle and she writes...Vince, remember me from the Trinity nightclub back in Seattle a few days ago? I was soooo totally into you that night; but, you had to be a total douche! Are you like that with all the women you meet? I mean I was totally pouring out my heart to you and you totally shot me down! What's with that, Vince? I thought we had a connection?
Vince sits straight up in his chair in surprise.
Vince Jones: Whoooooa, you serious??
Kevin appears a bit surprised by Vince's reaction.
Kevin: Something the matter?
Vince Jones: Just gotta take all this shit in real quick first. Aiight, Tina! You need to get a grip! You out at the damn club tryin' to cozy up to V and all; but, this guy ain't into you! How was that shit not obvious the otha night? V don't want yo groupie ass! Now move on with yo life, girl! There millions of otha cats out there that might be able to tolerate yo non-stop talkin' ass and shit!
Jasmine overhears the uproar in the conversation and she nonchalantly makes her way inside the studio and over to Vince. She snatches the headset off of Vince's head and puts it on to Vince's surprise.
Jasmine: Okay, okay, okay! So you're name is Tina, huh?? You the tramp that was tryin' to get with my man in the club the other night?? Oh, is that who you are? Well, if you don't recognize my voice the name is Jasmine, Jasmine Shelley!
Kevin: Uh-oh! We've got a situation here, folks
Jasmine brings her attention to Kevin and just shakes her head.
Jasmine: Oh no! Dont' worry! There's no situation here! Why? Because this girl (points to herself) is here to make things perfectly clear for that triflin' bitch out in Seattle that calls herself chasin' afta my man! Tina, you're lucky I was lady-like the other night because if I hadn't been oh it would've been on, girlfriend! Just lettin' you know..
Vince quickly hops up to his feet and tries to snatch the headset back from Jasmine; but, Jasmine tries to fight him off.
Jasmine: No way!! I'm not done!
Vince Jones: Give up that damn headset, Jasmine!!
Jasmine resists as she turns and glares at Vince.
Jasmine: Oh, is she supposed to be your undercova booty or somethin', V'?? Is that why you want me off this mic, huh?
Vince Jones: We live, girl!! You killin' V's shine and shit here!
Kevin:(nervously) Okay folks!! I hate to cut this one short today; but, tune in next time to "The Source"! Have a great day!
Vince finally rips the headset away from Jasmine and snatches her up. Jasmine can be seen kicking, screaming, and throwing a total fit as Vince carries her out the studio to the dismay of Reno who is watching from outside.
Jasmine: Put me down!!! Put me down!!! Fuck you, Vince! Fuck you and that triflin' ass Seattle ho!!
Kevin just looks on in shock and shakes his head in disbelief as the camera slowly fades to black.