Post by Cornbread Mafia on May 14, 2015 22:43:17 GMT -6
Shawn Worley walks out onto the porch of the family trailer and nods to his brother, Cameron. As they wander out, their accents come pouring out their mouths, the cameras watching them from the front yard and catching every word.
Shawn Worley: So we doin’ another commercial today?
Cameron shrugs.
Cameron Worley: Maybe later, we’d need to find new endorsers though.
Shawn’s eyes go wide in shock.
Shawn Worley: Tommy and Vega don’t like it no more?
Cameron almost laughs at the thought.
Cameron Worley: Now you know he don’t like people calling him Vega.
Shawn looks momentarily wary.
Shawn Worley: Yeah, but…
Cameron waves it off dismissively.
Cameron Worley: Just fuckin’ with ya, Man, he ain’t here to hear it anyway!
Shawn exhales heavily in relief.
Shawn Worley: So what are we gonna do?
Cameron shrugs.
Cameron Worley: I dunno, them cameras are just sitting there, staring at us and i have no idea what to say to this man and his woman.
Shawn nods to the cameras.
Shawn Worley: We sure they’re together?
Cameron shrugs again.
Cameron Worley: Sure as hell look like it.
Shawn nods.
Shawn Worley: Don’t she hate drugs?
Cameron nods, suddenly smiling.
Cameron Worley: Yeah, I think she kinda does. Seems to be a more sexual being than most but she’s also the kind of bitch who enjoys making fun of people like Amy Zing.
Shawn’s eyes go wide.
Shawn Worley: How do you make fun of Amy Zing?
Cameron shrugs.
Cameron Worley: By being a raging asshole! They actually went out and hired themselves a hooker that looked vaguely Asian and said her name was Amy…
Shawn shakes his head in disgust.
Shawn Worley: Y’all some seriously lowlife jackasses, y’all know that?
He pauses, frowning slightly.
Shawn Worley: They can hear me, right?
Cameron nods, chuckling to himself.
Cameron Worley: Yeah, they can hear you.
He takes a swig of his drink while Shawn just shakes his head at the camera.
Shawn Worley: Y’all need to just pack your shit back up and take your asses back to wherever it is y’all came from! Go off and do whatever it is y’all like to do in private and leave us all be!
Cameron raises his cup.
Cameron Worley: I’d drink to that if this wasn’t just sweet tea.
Shawn shakes his head.
Shawn Worley: Shit, they’ll probably think that was a euphemism for something else, won’t they?
Cameron nods.
Cameron Worley: Likely.
Shawn shakes his head, spitting in disgust.
Shawn Worley: Shit, y’all just need to be taken out to the woodshed.
Cameron nods his agreement before finishing off his tea.
Cameron Worley: I heard that!
Shawn nods to the cameras.
Shawn Worley: How long is they gonna be here?
Cameron shakes his head.
Cameron Worley: i don’t know, bit uncomfortable with them always watching, ain’t it?
Shawn nods as they both stare back into the lenses.
Shawn Worley: Sure as hell is…
Cameron leans forward, intensifying his stare.
Cameron Worley: maybe we can just make ‘em uncomfortable back.
Shawn tries this but stands up.
Shawn Worley: Eh, fuck this, let’s just go get some more sweet tea.
Cameron nods standing up.
Cameron Worley: I heard that, leaning that way’s uncomfortable too.
The two brothers go back into the house as the cameras continue to watch for whatever else they might see.
Shawn Worley: So we doin’ another commercial today?
Cameron shrugs.
Cameron Worley: Maybe later, we’d need to find new endorsers though.
Shawn’s eyes go wide in shock.
Shawn Worley: Tommy and Vega don’t like it no more?
Cameron almost laughs at the thought.
Cameron Worley: Now you know he don’t like people calling him Vega.
Shawn looks momentarily wary.
Shawn Worley: Yeah, but…
Cameron waves it off dismissively.
Cameron Worley: Just fuckin’ with ya, Man, he ain’t here to hear it anyway!
Shawn exhales heavily in relief.
Shawn Worley: So what are we gonna do?
Cameron shrugs.
Cameron Worley: I dunno, them cameras are just sitting there, staring at us and i have no idea what to say to this man and his woman.
Shawn nods to the cameras.
Shawn Worley: We sure they’re together?
Cameron shrugs again.
Cameron Worley: Sure as hell look like it.
Shawn nods.
Shawn Worley: Don’t she hate drugs?
Cameron nods, suddenly smiling.
Cameron Worley: Yeah, I think she kinda does. Seems to be a more sexual being than most but she’s also the kind of bitch who enjoys making fun of people like Amy Zing.
Shawn’s eyes go wide.
Shawn Worley: How do you make fun of Amy Zing?
Cameron shrugs.
Cameron Worley: By being a raging asshole! They actually went out and hired themselves a hooker that looked vaguely Asian and said her name was Amy…
Shawn shakes his head in disgust.
Shawn Worley: Y’all some seriously lowlife jackasses, y’all know that?
He pauses, frowning slightly.
Shawn Worley: They can hear me, right?
Cameron nods, chuckling to himself.
Cameron Worley: Yeah, they can hear you.
He takes a swig of his drink while Shawn just shakes his head at the camera.
Shawn Worley: Y’all need to just pack your shit back up and take your asses back to wherever it is y’all came from! Go off and do whatever it is y’all like to do in private and leave us all be!
Cameron raises his cup.
Cameron Worley: I’d drink to that if this wasn’t just sweet tea.
Shawn shakes his head.
Shawn Worley: Shit, they’ll probably think that was a euphemism for something else, won’t they?
Cameron nods.
Cameron Worley: Likely.
Shawn shakes his head, spitting in disgust.
Shawn Worley: Shit, y’all just need to be taken out to the woodshed.
Cameron nods his agreement before finishing off his tea.
Cameron Worley: I heard that!
Shawn nods to the cameras.
Shawn Worley: How long is they gonna be here?
Cameron shakes his head.
Cameron Worley: i don’t know, bit uncomfortable with them always watching, ain’t it?
Shawn nods as they both stare back into the lenses.
Shawn Worley: Sure as hell is…
Cameron leans forward, intensifying his stare.
Cameron Worley: maybe we can just make ‘em uncomfortable back.
Shawn tries this but stands up.
Shawn Worley: Eh, fuck this, let’s just go get some more sweet tea.
Cameron nods standing up.
Cameron Worley: I heard that, leaning that way’s uncomfortable too.
The two brothers go back into the house as the cameras continue to watch for whatever else they might see.
