Post by silverbaron on May 13, 2015 22:28:42 GMT -6
With the weather changing to a more warmer climate, at least through the rest of the country, people were starting to visit Las Vegas more, and thus there was some extra business for the Pleasure Dome.
The Silver Baron also was doing some extra training, to get himself ready for his match against Vince Jones. He knew that Vince would try any dirty trick in order to get the services of the Silver Baron, at least for one big event rotation. So thus, the Silver Baron naturally wanted to make sure he was ready ahead of time. Both physically, and mentally.
Which brought him to where he is right now. He had set up a bonfire out in a secluded area just outside of Vegas, as he was camping there. He brought the Chakra book with him, and read up on the second Chakra.
Silver Baron: The second Chakra, or the water Chakra, is located in the Sacrum area. In other words, the groin. It's area is all about pleasure. If it is blocked, it is due to the guilt in one's life. In order to open this Chakra gate, one must let go of their guilt. Make it less of a burden, especially if it was something that was out of ones control.
The Silver Baron sighed at that. He tried to think of what he could have been guilty of. Besides pimping, but he refused to feel guilty about his chosen profession. Instead, he tried to sort through other things.
Silver Baron: Hopefully out here, where nothing can disturb me, I can clear my mind. Will need it for my match against Ashley.
That's when he remembered he brought a DVD with him. One that was made before his time as a pimp. It was essentially a one scene porno. He sneered at it.
Silver Baron: This...thing. It's been a big source of my problems. What was on this thing is a fucken direct personal shot at me. I should have gotten rid of it before. Yet...why haven' I gotten rid of it yet?
The Silver Baron sighed, putting the DVD down. He then reached into his backpack, and pulled out a halfway done two litre pop bottle. He uncapped it, and began to chug down a good portion of it. He had a look back at the fire, only to see it change color, to blue, before fading away, as the world around him became a void.
Silver Baron: Oh don't fucken tell me, this is gonna be a bad trip!
The Silver Baron then suddenly felt a wet sensation on his groin. He blushed, figuring he must have pissed himself. However, the wet sensation began to build, as liquid began to dribble down his legs. Once it touched the ground, his pants basically began to leak waterfalls.
Silver Baron: Holy shit. How old was that shit? Ted told me it was fairly new. Or was it another fucken recipe from Cornbread that's...holy fuck!
During his little rant, he had become surrounded in water. He was floating there. Yet he could breath normally. And judging by the look of the water, it was regular.
Silver Baron: Well, at least this isn't piss. Thought it would be. But why was it there? Oh wait...Water Chakra. Next that I was going to unlock. Okay makes some sense.
Suddenly, he felt a massive wave hit him. If this wasn't an acid trip, and real, the wave could have killed him. The water suddenly looked a bit polluted afterwards, as a Leviathan began to surround the Silver Baron.
Silver Baron: Holy crap. Who the fuck are you?
Leviathan: Heh. I thought you would have recognized me Vega.
The Leviathan's head began to change colors, and the Silver Baron knew right away who it was, after having a look at the pattern and color scheme.
Silver Baron: Why am I not surprised Oblivion.
Oblivion: Awww don't be that way. Just enjoy the ride. That is, while I destroy you for good.
Silver Baron: Not a chance Oblivion. We've been through this alot. Especially after last time. You'll never win! I overcame my fear of you!
Oblivion: Ah yes, but did you really think that would be the end? No...I'm simply making sure that you don't unlock the rest of your Chakras. Afterall, I can't have you be powerful enough to resist me.
Silver Baron: Huh?
Oblivion: Well think about it. You've read over all of them right? Well when it comes to the stuff that is said to block the gates, I don't feel any of it. Because feeling those things....ARE A WASTE OF MY TIME!
The water got electrified from Oblivion's will, shocking the Silver Baron badly. He fell from his spot, only to be caught by Oblivion's tail.
Oblivion: But don't fail so quickly my friend. I at least want you to struggle. Afterall, it makes this game much more fun.
Silver Baron: Fuck...YOU!
The Silver Baron couldn't move. He closed his eyes, and tried to think of an incident that made him feel guilty.
Oblivion: Trying to search your memories for your guilt. Well how's about you think closer to the incident that created me. Because deep down, you have this pathetic notion that you believe you went to far. I say not far enough. But hey, at least the DVD you kept, or should I say...I made you keep...oh damn is it fucken hot!
The Silver Baron sighed. He knew exactly about what Oblivion was talking about. It was then, that the water began to show various different images from that DVD. It was an amateur gangbang porno scene. One woman, and four guys. And the woman, was an ex girlfriend of the Silver Baron.
Oblivion: Heheh. I'm almost tempted to turn back into my regular form, just so I can force you to watch me jack off to this sweetness!
The Silver Baron growled a bit, before he sat down on Oblivion's tail. Oblivion tried to shock the Silver Baron again. But inspite of that, the Silver Baron didn't budge from his spot.
Silver Baron: That's not what I feel guilty about. What has bothered me guilt wise, is the torture I put that woman through after finding her. Made her into a BDSM slave for me for a while. Breaking her. Ruining her. Yet what she did to me, was a cruel thing! Why couldn't she have broken up with me a normal way? Why did she have to send that porno, that she decided to make, to tell me to fuck off? To get a message across? I keep asking myself those questions from time to time.
It was then, that there was some mermaids that appeared around the Silver Baron. Oblivion growled, and tried to swish them away. These mermaids looked like the said ex girlfriend, and a few looked like Lacey. But they were singing.
Oblivion: Would you fucken bitches just fuck off?!
The Silver Baron smirked, seeing Oblivion getting frustrated. The song that they were singing, and even dancing to a bit, was a familiar song. It was a certain musical number from the play and movie, Chicago. The Silver Baron listened intently during the song, as it built up to the finale.
Mermaids: If you had been there. If you had heard it. I bet even you would have done the same!
Oblivion: Okay...Very random, even for this acid enduced encounter.
It was then, the mermaids swam off, and Oblivion sighed. But the Silver Baron smirked.
Silver Baron: I was there, and you know what...Maybe I shouldn't feel so bad about what I did her. They say Karma is a bitch afterall, and I made her pay. I do remember feeling a certain level of joy, as I got to see her face look at me with fear and loathing.
Oblivion chuckled at that, as he electrified the water again. But this time, the Silver Baron didn't feel the shock from the outside, but from within. He saw his groin beginning to glow. He then placed his hand on Oblivion's tail, and the electricity stopped, only to see Oblivion turn into ice. Suddenly, as the Silver Baron began to think more on the stuff related to that DVD, the water began to turn into fire.
Oblivion: AWWW FUCK!
Silver Baron: As for those guys who banged her. Well I have also thought about that. True I might have taken things a bit to far, at least from everyone else's point of view. But for me, well that was cruel what they did. Friends, fucking my girl, and they rubbed it in my face. So while I didn't kill them, I hurt them in physical ways that they can't shake off. Yes, I felt you forming during that time, but...I refuse to allow myself to feel bad for making me do that shit in the first place!
The Silver Baron saw that another part of his body was glowing. His stomach. He clutched the tail tighter, as Oblivion began to scream a bit. Various fireballs began to hit the Leviathan, along with the Silver Baron somehow having Oblivion being burned from the inside. Eventually, Oblivion shattered. The fire and water that was surrounded the Silver Baron began to somewhat mix together, before fading out, until the Silver Baron was in space. He felt a road beneath him. A glass rainbow road that lead up to a giant, albeit transparent figure. Three points had been lit up. The spine, the groin, and the stomach.
Silver Baron: Is that...my progress?
Suddenly, the stomach Chakra in the begin began to glow brighter, before turning into a fire. It shot itself closer to the Silver Baron, but stopped at a few feet away. Suddenly, the fire burned as if it was the bonfire, and it burned away the space setting, eventually making the Silver Baron come back to his senses, right at the bonfire.
Silver Baron: Whoah. That was...interesting to say the least.
The Silver Baron ad a look for his book, which he found beside him. He looked at the index, and found where the fire Chakra was. It was actually the next one. He turned to the pages.
Silver Baron: The Fire Chakra is willpower. One's shame that has been caused by something out of one's hands is what blocks the fire from being free. In most cases, the guilt and shame often go together, which is why most people have wound up opening both the second and third gates at the same time.
The Silver Baron smirked. The summary was correct. Because of that, he felt himself to be a bit stronger. He had a look at his DVD, and chuckled.
Silver Baron: Well, what you guys did was a pure dick move, but you got your comeuppance. And really, why should I care about your well beings due to what you spurred me to do?
The Silver Baron sneered, no longer regretting nearly killinfa few people, plus the torture he put his ex girlfriend through after she humiliated him. With that, the Silver Baron tossed the DVD into the fire, and watched as it burned away, melting away from existence. He chuckled, just before he went back into the tent he had set up earlier.
The next day, the Silver Baron rode back to the Pleasure Dome. He immediately got back into his office, and had a look to see what needed to be done. He was happy to see that most of the work he had was either already sorted, or stuff that didn't require his immediate attention.
Silver Baron: Well, looks like everything is good. Will be better once I put Vince Jones in his place. More then one reason to do so.
But this week's match, especially if there are no fucken travel issues, will be epic. I could acquire something that would help me against Vince Jones, at least psychologically. May have respect for you as a fighter Ashley, and I'm not going to hide that, but that's not going to stop me from laying the smackdown on your beautiful ass. Afterall, Vince had to cheat to beat you that one time, but me...I'm not going to resort to that.
The Silver Baron chuckled, getting some inspiration on the fly about his opponent, Ashley Kenyon, and his opponent at Spring Slaughter, Vince Jones. The Silver Baron got up, and pulled out his set up camcorder and tripod from his closet. He then grabbed a bottle of beer, and a cigar, just before he would begin to record.
Silver Baron: It's been a while since I've done this eh? No matter. It makes no difference in the end, as once again, this pimp has got some ass to kick, along with some ass to sell.
See, as I'm sure everyone is aware, due to a little, and extremely entertaining fiasco, I ow have a little monkey on my back. That's fine, I'm used to dealing with monkeys like this one. We also know what this monkey's name is. Vince Jones.
I don't need to go into to much detail, as this is well documented. Tedman and I showed up in a golf cart, high as fuck off of what is basically liquid acid, and judging by the footage, we were the most entertaining thing on the show. Oh sure, this pissed alot of people off, but when am I supposed to care about such a small detail.
The Silver baron paused his line of thought right there, as he uncapped his beer, and took a swig. He put his beer down, and lit up his cigar.
Silver Baron: But of course, Vince Jones had to be the one the most pissed off? Why? It's because he is somebody that demands the spotlight be on him, when in fact, the spotlight should be on everyone else for at least making him look like he could fight.
Of course there are other factors that make this eventual showdown so interesting, but that's for another time. Matter of fact, I believe I've been given an ample opportunity, to bring one more factor in. See this week, I'm facing off against the stunning, sexy, hardcore, wild child half North American champion herself, in Ashley Kenyon.
The Silver Baron paused again. He made no effort to hide the perverse smile on his face. He took a quick puff of his cigar, before taking another swig of his beer.
Silver Baron: Now Ash...we've had somewhat of our differences before. We've even had some good fights last year as well. We each have a tag victory over each other...well technically the Sin city Knights have one more over K.I.S.S, but that second one where we have that one more over you, yeah even I'd put an asterik beside it. But that was in a far different time in UWA. That was when you were at war with the children, and the right people won that war.
Now I'm not gonna be the dick that's gonna take a shit on your success, because quite frankly, anyone who has done what both you and your sister have done in the past year, they deserve nothing but respect, even with a bad drug problem. But then again, I'd be a real hypocrite if I was to bash you for that detail. Fuck knows I do the same shit.
But babe, don't get me wrong. You're far from perfect, what with that, nasty, nasty temper of yours. And hell, even in the ring, you're far from perfect. One good example, is that you are a title co-holder, of a title that's meant to be held by one person at a time. Hate to say it girl, but you fucked up. Now yeah, it's against one of my buddies, in Tedman, and that was after we accidentally got some red bull on those gorgeous tits of yours.
Though personally, I wish it was something else that got all over them titties, and I know that you know exactly what I'm talking about.
The Silver Baron began to chuckle perversely. He knew he had likely stirred that temper of Ashley's pretty bad with that last comment, but UWA's pimp daddy...He quite frankly didn't care. But after a few seconds of his perverted line of thought, he stopped, and got back to the subject on hand.
Silver Baron: But getting back onto the subject at hand, no matter how you look at it, it's fucked up beyond belief. Why hasn't this shit been sorted yet? What are you waiting for, a big event to decide who is the champion? Fuck that noise, because it's an issue that doesn't need to go only like this. It's not like this is Floyd Mayweather Junior versus Manny Paquianno, though I have no doubt the rematch that will be between you and Tedman will be more entertaining then that gigantic waste of money and time.
Either way you look at it, this will be a big stain on an otherwise stellar career. One of two thus far to be exact. The other, you lost the tag team titles to Sang Real. SANG REAL! The most lamest and annoying tag team in the world, who despite believing they're hot shit in a wine glass, are actually stone cold diarrhoea in a Dixie cup! Okay so that's an old saying by now, but it works. But yeah...how many times have they defended the tag gold? Not once.
Sure, me and Quentin Sharpe lost the tag titles to you, but at least we can admit that at the time, you two were worthy. Now, it's just an embarrassment, because your loss to sang real, it kind of comes back to me in a sense, so thus I have an issue with that, whether or not outside factors such as multiple tag team match, or outside interference, were potential causes!
If you and Bethany were half the badass bitches that you've been forcing the entire world to believe, not only would you have won the match, even with various factors involved, you would have also pretty much banished Sang real into even futher obscurity then they were already, especially after SCK rightfully kicked their asses! So you better hope they successfully defend the tag titles, otherwise, that stain will never be removed from your career.
The Silver Baron took another puff of his cigar, before he butted it out. He was still smirking, but this time, it wasn't so much a perverse one. This time, his smirk showed the confidence he had in himself.
Silver Baron: So I have to ask this...which Ashley Kenyon will I be getting? The successful one, the hyper active angry one, or the one who has allowed those failures to happen? Doesn't matter, because I'm confident in myself that I can easily take any of them on, and win.
But let's say you do win. Well inspite of those stains on your resume, you're still a damn good fighter, who belongs here. Either way, I will have my way one of these days, and convince you, Jezsika, and your sister Bethany, to give the fans what they want, and that, is a fucken Arsenal Orgy porn. You don't want to let down you fans to much, now do ya?
I will get my way on that, and I will give you a fight to remember. I will do what it takes to beat you Ashely, to pin you down on the ground, short of using a loaded glove, because I'm not Vince Jones. I am far better then that poser. Either way...Suck me Beautiful!
The Silver Baron also was doing some extra training, to get himself ready for his match against Vince Jones. He knew that Vince would try any dirty trick in order to get the services of the Silver Baron, at least for one big event rotation. So thus, the Silver Baron naturally wanted to make sure he was ready ahead of time. Both physically, and mentally.
Which brought him to where he is right now. He had set up a bonfire out in a secluded area just outside of Vegas, as he was camping there. He brought the Chakra book with him, and read up on the second Chakra.
Silver Baron: The second Chakra, or the water Chakra, is located in the Sacrum area. In other words, the groin. It's area is all about pleasure. If it is blocked, it is due to the guilt in one's life. In order to open this Chakra gate, one must let go of their guilt. Make it less of a burden, especially if it was something that was out of ones control.
The Silver Baron sighed at that. He tried to think of what he could have been guilty of. Besides pimping, but he refused to feel guilty about his chosen profession. Instead, he tried to sort through other things.
Silver Baron: Hopefully out here, where nothing can disturb me, I can clear my mind. Will need it for my match against Ashley.
That's when he remembered he brought a DVD with him. One that was made before his time as a pimp. It was essentially a one scene porno. He sneered at it.
Silver Baron: This...thing. It's been a big source of my problems. What was on this thing is a fucken direct personal shot at me. I should have gotten rid of it before. Yet...why haven' I gotten rid of it yet?
The Silver Baron sighed, putting the DVD down. He then reached into his backpack, and pulled out a halfway done two litre pop bottle. He uncapped it, and began to chug down a good portion of it. He had a look back at the fire, only to see it change color, to blue, before fading away, as the world around him became a void.
Silver Baron: Oh don't fucken tell me, this is gonna be a bad trip!
The Silver Baron then suddenly felt a wet sensation on his groin. He blushed, figuring he must have pissed himself. However, the wet sensation began to build, as liquid began to dribble down his legs. Once it touched the ground, his pants basically began to leak waterfalls.
Silver Baron: Holy shit. How old was that shit? Ted told me it was fairly new. Or was it another fucken recipe from Cornbread that's...holy fuck!
During his little rant, he had become surrounded in water. He was floating there. Yet he could breath normally. And judging by the look of the water, it was regular.
Silver Baron: Well, at least this isn't piss. Thought it would be. But why was it there? Oh wait...Water Chakra. Next that I was going to unlock. Okay makes some sense.
Suddenly, he felt a massive wave hit him. If this wasn't an acid trip, and real, the wave could have killed him. The water suddenly looked a bit polluted afterwards, as a Leviathan began to surround the Silver Baron.
Silver Baron: Holy crap. Who the fuck are you?
Leviathan: Heh. I thought you would have recognized me Vega.
The Leviathan's head began to change colors, and the Silver Baron knew right away who it was, after having a look at the pattern and color scheme.
Silver Baron: Why am I not surprised Oblivion.
Oblivion: Awww don't be that way. Just enjoy the ride. That is, while I destroy you for good.
Silver Baron: Not a chance Oblivion. We've been through this alot. Especially after last time. You'll never win! I overcame my fear of you!
Oblivion: Ah yes, but did you really think that would be the end? No...I'm simply making sure that you don't unlock the rest of your Chakras. Afterall, I can't have you be powerful enough to resist me.
Silver Baron: Huh?
Oblivion: Well think about it. You've read over all of them right? Well when it comes to the stuff that is said to block the gates, I don't feel any of it. Because feeling those things....ARE A WASTE OF MY TIME!
The water got electrified from Oblivion's will, shocking the Silver Baron badly. He fell from his spot, only to be caught by Oblivion's tail.
Oblivion: But don't fail so quickly my friend. I at least want you to struggle. Afterall, it makes this game much more fun.
Silver Baron: Fuck...YOU!
The Silver Baron couldn't move. He closed his eyes, and tried to think of an incident that made him feel guilty.
Oblivion: Trying to search your memories for your guilt. Well how's about you think closer to the incident that created me. Because deep down, you have this pathetic notion that you believe you went to far. I say not far enough. But hey, at least the DVD you kept, or should I say...I made you keep...oh damn is it fucken hot!
The Silver Baron sighed. He knew exactly about what Oblivion was talking about. It was then, that the water began to show various different images from that DVD. It was an amateur gangbang porno scene. One woman, and four guys. And the woman, was an ex girlfriend of the Silver Baron.
Oblivion: Heheh. I'm almost tempted to turn back into my regular form, just so I can force you to watch me jack off to this sweetness!
The Silver Baron growled a bit, before he sat down on Oblivion's tail. Oblivion tried to shock the Silver Baron again. But inspite of that, the Silver Baron didn't budge from his spot.
Silver Baron: That's not what I feel guilty about. What has bothered me guilt wise, is the torture I put that woman through after finding her. Made her into a BDSM slave for me for a while. Breaking her. Ruining her. Yet what she did to me, was a cruel thing! Why couldn't she have broken up with me a normal way? Why did she have to send that porno, that she decided to make, to tell me to fuck off? To get a message across? I keep asking myself those questions from time to time.
It was then, that there was some mermaids that appeared around the Silver Baron. Oblivion growled, and tried to swish them away. These mermaids looked like the said ex girlfriend, and a few looked like Lacey. But they were singing.
Oblivion: Would you fucken bitches just fuck off?!
The Silver Baron smirked, seeing Oblivion getting frustrated. The song that they were singing, and even dancing to a bit, was a familiar song. It was a certain musical number from the play and movie, Chicago. The Silver Baron listened intently during the song, as it built up to the finale.
Mermaids: If you had been there. If you had heard it. I bet even you would have done the same!
Oblivion: Okay...Very random, even for this acid enduced encounter.
It was then, the mermaids swam off, and Oblivion sighed. But the Silver Baron smirked.
Silver Baron: I was there, and you know what...Maybe I shouldn't feel so bad about what I did her. They say Karma is a bitch afterall, and I made her pay. I do remember feeling a certain level of joy, as I got to see her face look at me with fear and loathing.
Oblivion chuckled at that, as he electrified the water again. But this time, the Silver Baron didn't feel the shock from the outside, but from within. He saw his groin beginning to glow. He then placed his hand on Oblivion's tail, and the electricity stopped, only to see Oblivion turn into ice. Suddenly, as the Silver Baron began to think more on the stuff related to that DVD, the water began to turn into fire.
Oblivion: AWWW FUCK!
Silver Baron: As for those guys who banged her. Well I have also thought about that. True I might have taken things a bit to far, at least from everyone else's point of view. But for me, well that was cruel what they did. Friends, fucking my girl, and they rubbed it in my face. So while I didn't kill them, I hurt them in physical ways that they can't shake off. Yes, I felt you forming during that time, but...I refuse to allow myself to feel bad for making me do that shit in the first place!
The Silver Baron saw that another part of his body was glowing. His stomach. He clutched the tail tighter, as Oblivion began to scream a bit. Various fireballs began to hit the Leviathan, along with the Silver Baron somehow having Oblivion being burned from the inside. Eventually, Oblivion shattered. The fire and water that was surrounded the Silver Baron began to somewhat mix together, before fading out, until the Silver Baron was in space. He felt a road beneath him. A glass rainbow road that lead up to a giant, albeit transparent figure. Three points had been lit up. The spine, the groin, and the stomach.
Silver Baron: Is that...my progress?
Suddenly, the stomach Chakra in the begin began to glow brighter, before turning into a fire. It shot itself closer to the Silver Baron, but stopped at a few feet away. Suddenly, the fire burned as if it was the bonfire, and it burned away the space setting, eventually making the Silver Baron come back to his senses, right at the bonfire.
Silver Baron: Whoah. That was...interesting to say the least.
The Silver Baron ad a look for his book, which he found beside him. He looked at the index, and found where the fire Chakra was. It was actually the next one. He turned to the pages.
Silver Baron: The Fire Chakra is willpower. One's shame that has been caused by something out of one's hands is what blocks the fire from being free. In most cases, the guilt and shame often go together, which is why most people have wound up opening both the second and third gates at the same time.
The Silver Baron smirked. The summary was correct. Because of that, he felt himself to be a bit stronger. He had a look at his DVD, and chuckled.
Silver Baron: Well, what you guys did was a pure dick move, but you got your comeuppance. And really, why should I care about your well beings due to what you spurred me to do?
The Silver Baron sneered, no longer regretting nearly killinfa few people, plus the torture he put his ex girlfriend through after she humiliated him. With that, the Silver Baron tossed the DVD into the fire, and watched as it burned away, melting away from existence. He chuckled, just before he went back into the tent he had set up earlier.
The next day, the Silver Baron rode back to the Pleasure Dome. He immediately got back into his office, and had a look to see what needed to be done. He was happy to see that most of the work he had was either already sorted, or stuff that didn't require his immediate attention.
Silver Baron: Well, looks like everything is good. Will be better once I put Vince Jones in his place. More then one reason to do so.
But this week's match, especially if there are no fucken travel issues, will be epic. I could acquire something that would help me against Vince Jones, at least psychologically. May have respect for you as a fighter Ashley, and I'm not going to hide that, but that's not going to stop me from laying the smackdown on your beautiful ass. Afterall, Vince had to cheat to beat you that one time, but me...I'm not going to resort to that.
The Silver Baron chuckled, getting some inspiration on the fly about his opponent, Ashley Kenyon, and his opponent at Spring Slaughter, Vince Jones. The Silver Baron got up, and pulled out his set up camcorder and tripod from his closet. He then grabbed a bottle of beer, and a cigar, just before he would begin to record.
Silver Baron: It's been a while since I've done this eh? No matter. It makes no difference in the end, as once again, this pimp has got some ass to kick, along with some ass to sell.
See, as I'm sure everyone is aware, due to a little, and extremely entertaining fiasco, I ow have a little monkey on my back. That's fine, I'm used to dealing with monkeys like this one. We also know what this monkey's name is. Vince Jones.
I don't need to go into to much detail, as this is well documented. Tedman and I showed up in a golf cart, high as fuck off of what is basically liquid acid, and judging by the footage, we were the most entertaining thing on the show. Oh sure, this pissed alot of people off, but when am I supposed to care about such a small detail.
The Silver baron paused his line of thought right there, as he uncapped his beer, and took a swig. He put his beer down, and lit up his cigar.
Silver Baron: But of course, Vince Jones had to be the one the most pissed off? Why? It's because he is somebody that demands the spotlight be on him, when in fact, the spotlight should be on everyone else for at least making him look like he could fight.
Of course there are other factors that make this eventual showdown so interesting, but that's for another time. Matter of fact, I believe I've been given an ample opportunity, to bring one more factor in. See this week, I'm facing off against the stunning, sexy, hardcore, wild child half North American champion herself, in Ashley Kenyon.
The Silver Baron paused again. He made no effort to hide the perverse smile on his face. He took a quick puff of his cigar, before taking another swig of his beer.
Silver Baron: Now Ash...we've had somewhat of our differences before. We've even had some good fights last year as well. We each have a tag victory over each other...well technically the Sin city Knights have one more over K.I.S.S, but that second one where we have that one more over you, yeah even I'd put an asterik beside it. But that was in a far different time in UWA. That was when you were at war with the children, and the right people won that war.
Now I'm not gonna be the dick that's gonna take a shit on your success, because quite frankly, anyone who has done what both you and your sister have done in the past year, they deserve nothing but respect, even with a bad drug problem. But then again, I'd be a real hypocrite if I was to bash you for that detail. Fuck knows I do the same shit.
But babe, don't get me wrong. You're far from perfect, what with that, nasty, nasty temper of yours. And hell, even in the ring, you're far from perfect. One good example, is that you are a title co-holder, of a title that's meant to be held by one person at a time. Hate to say it girl, but you fucked up. Now yeah, it's against one of my buddies, in Tedman, and that was after we accidentally got some red bull on those gorgeous tits of yours.
Though personally, I wish it was something else that got all over them titties, and I know that you know exactly what I'm talking about.
The Silver Baron began to chuckle perversely. He knew he had likely stirred that temper of Ashley's pretty bad with that last comment, but UWA's pimp daddy...He quite frankly didn't care. But after a few seconds of his perverted line of thought, he stopped, and got back to the subject on hand.
Silver Baron: But getting back onto the subject at hand, no matter how you look at it, it's fucked up beyond belief. Why hasn't this shit been sorted yet? What are you waiting for, a big event to decide who is the champion? Fuck that noise, because it's an issue that doesn't need to go only like this. It's not like this is Floyd Mayweather Junior versus Manny Paquianno, though I have no doubt the rematch that will be between you and Tedman will be more entertaining then that gigantic waste of money and time.
Either way you look at it, this will be a big stain on an otherwise stellar career. One of two thus far to be exact. The other, you lost the tag team titles to Sang Real. SANG REAL! The most lamest and annoying tag team in the world, who despite believing they're hot shit in a wine glass, are actually stone cold diarrhoea in a Dixie cup! Okay so that's an old saying by now, but it works. But yeah...how many times have they defended the tag gold? Not once.
Sure, me and Quentin Sharpe lost the tag titles to you, but at least we can admit that at the time, you two were worthy. Now, it's just an embarrassment, because your loss to sang real, it kind of comes back to me in a sense, so thus I have an issue with that, whether or not outside factors such as multiple tag team match, or outside interference, were potential causes!
If you and Bethany were half the badass bitches that you've been forcing the entire world to believe, not only would you have won the match, even with various factors involved, you would have also pretty much banished Sang real into even futher obscurity then they were already, especially after SCK rightfully kicked their asses! So you better hope they successfully defend the tag titles, otherwise, that stain will never be removed from your career.
The Silver Baron took another puff of his cigar, before he butted it out. He was still smirking, but this time, it wasn't so much a perverse one. This time, his smirk showed the confidence he had in himself.
Silver Baron: So I have to ask this...which Ashley Kenyon will I be getting? The successful one, the hyper active angry one, or the one who has allowed those failures to happen? Doesn't matter, because I'm confident in myself that I can easily take any of them on, and win.
But let's say you do win. Well inspite of those stains on your resume, you're still a damn good fighter, who belongs here. Either way, I will have my way one of these days, and convince you, Jezsika, and your sister Bethany, to give the fans what they want, and that, is a fucken Arsenal Orgy porn. You don't want to let down you fans to much, now do ya?
I will get my way on that, and I will give you a fight to remember. I will do what it takes to beat you Ashely, to pin you down on the ground, short of using a loaded glove, because I'm not Vince Jones. I am far better then that poser. Either way...Suck me Beautiful!
