Post by Sang Réal on Apr 25, 2015 14:45:37 GMT -6
At the first ever Tragic Engagment pay-per-view, Sang Réal, Connor Murphy and Gabriel Krown stand in the ring in what is their debut match in the UWA. The two second generation wrestlers stand in the ring. Murphy is taking off his robe while Krown hands his over the top rope to someone at ringside. Murphy seems to be looking at the entrance way as he takes his robe off and moves to the ropes, almost dumping it over the top rope.
The Cornbread Mafia, Shawn and Cameron Worley are shown walking to the ring for their first pay-per-view match. The crowd is cheering the team, having gotten behind the two southern good ole boys. Shawn and Cameron look thrilled to be there, feeding off the crowd. Sang Réal awaits them in the ring.
Murphy: “A year ago, we made our debuts in the UWA and, almost immediately, we found ourselves in a rivalry with the Cornbread Mafia. And it was the most intense rivalry the UWA tag team division has seen. Nothing has come close.”
Highlights of various tag team matches involving Ashley and Bethany Kenyon play as the voice over continues.
Krown: “K.I.S.S. versus anyone? They never really has a rivalry outside of Ashley and Vince, which had ntohing to do with tag teams or with the Children of Nephilim, and even that was less of a rivalry, more like Secretariat versus a can of dog food. Sure they battled, but it was more a long the lines of only on pay-per-views and whatnot. And then there was Bene Elohim versus the shattered remains of the Sin City Knights and that really boiled down to one and only one match.”
Highlights from the table match at Cataclysm between the Sin City Knights, represented by the group’s only surviving original member, Silver Baron, and Craven, are shown. Capping off the highlight reel is the moment the Sin City Knights lost the match with Silver Baron being put through a table.
Murphy: “But even that match pales in comparison to what we did to each other.”
Krown: “They did it once. We were crazy enough to keep going.”
Footage from Tragic Engagement, where Krown uses a low blow to pin Cameron is followed by footage of Spring Slaughter, where the Cornbread Mafia is shown defeating Sang Réal.
Murphy: “We beat them in our debut. They beat us in a rematch with help from a certain fatass who cost us a victory. And then came one of the greatest UWA matches of 2014, Sang Réal versus the Cornbread Mafia inside a steel cage and we had the match of the night.”
At the first Searing Agony pay-per-view, the Cornbread Mafia and Sang Réal stand in the ring as a steel cage is lowered over it. The match highlights are brutal, with both teams trying to beat the absolute hell out of each other.
Krown: “Our match was considered better than Arsenal, Aerynn Donnelly and “The Abortionist” Broderick “Baby Killer” Montgomery versus the Children of Nephilim and that was the match that pretty much ended the Children of Nephilim as a threat, and our match was better.”
In an act that can be seen as crazy brave and desperate, after having tried so many times to put Sang Réal down, stand at the top of the steel cage. The cameras flash and fans get to their feet as Shawn and Cameron leap off the top and crash down on Murphy and Krown with tandem splashes in a moment that will be remembered for years to come.
Murphy: “And we tore that ring apart. We gave it everything we had. We will admit that you two won that match. You had your hands raised in victory.”
A battered and exhausted Cornbread Mafia has their arms raised in victory as the cage starts to lift up.
Krown: “That was then, and this is now. Now, no one cares about the Cornbread Mafia, because that victory inside a steel cage is the last time I think I saw the Cornbread Mafia win a match. I think it very well may have been the last time they were relevant. We, on the other hand, never stopped being relevant.”
The screen goes black, indicating that being the last time anyone saw Shawn or Cameron Worley for nearly two months.
Murphy: “You two went on to face Silver Baron and Quentin Sharpe for the UWA Tag Team Championships, riding a wave of momentum and you could not get the victory over a team that was literally pulled out of someone’s ass at the last minute.”
The screen comes back to show highlights of Silver Baron and the Protector, before he was revealed to be Quentin “Razor” Sharpe, versus the Cornbread Mafia in the first ever UWA Tag Team Championship Title match at the first ever Raising Hell pay-per-view in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Krown: “Why would you make that a thing that you do? You had the experience. You had the wave of momentum from winning one of the greatest matches in UWA history, and seemingly ending the greatest feud in the history of the UWA tag team division, the feud that will set the bar for all future feuds in tag team wrestling here in the UWA, and you lost to a team of a singles wrestler and a rookie fresh off the street thrown together as a team at the last minute JUST because they were from Las Vegas, where the pay-per-view was taking place and that somehow qualified them to have a shot at the championships.”
The highlight reel concludes with the Silver Baron and the Protector holding the titles up in victory as the referee raises their arm and Jamie Hensley announces them the first ever UWA Tag Team Champions.
Murphy: “And then you disappeared for a few months, only to return and fail to win the UWA Tag Team Championship in your second attempt. We went out there and we won the titles, and pinned you to do it.”
At Monday Night Mayhem, in Bloomfield, Colorado, Gabriel Krown rolls Shawn Worley up in a pin. The referee counts to three, even as Worley kicks out, but it is too late as Sang Réal stole another match.
Krown: “Hey, would you look what we did our first try? Why, these appear to be the UWA Tag Team Championships, and they have our names on them. Well golly gosh, I guess that means we did in our first attempt is something you failed to accomplish in two attempts and became the UWA Tag Team Champions. We pinned you to win the titles and as far as we are concerned, the war.”
Gabriel Krown throws his arms up into the air as Connor Murphy staggers into the ring. Wobbling, he takes the title from Krown and holds it against his chest. Krown raises the title up into the air while still kneeling.
Murphy: “The simple, undeniable fact of the matter is that Sang Réal made the Cornbread Mafia. We made you. Without us, without that feud, you would have been nothing except two pathetic inbred hicks drunk on moonshine. We made you the team you are. We are the reason anyone cares about you. We are the reason you even had the shot to fail to win these titles.”
Still celebrating, Murphy raises the title up into the air. Krown lowers the title and gets to his knees, kissing the belt.
Krown: “We really are. Think about it. If we did not spend three months trying to beat the hell out of each other, what would you two really have been doing? We’d be wrestling, doing commentary, and being a better class than the two of you. You two would probably have wrestled maybe a match or two and disappeared. Honestly, I forget you two work here half the time.”
Monday Night Mayhem card after card is shown, but one name missing from each show is the Cornbread Mafia, Shawn and Cameron Worley. Several cards go by like this.
Murphy: “We made you, but the Cornbread Mafia did not make Sang Réal. We made ourselves. We never needed anyone else to make us. We carry proud legacies in this business. It is in our blood. We made ourselves a tag team. More importantly, we made ourselves into champions. Wherever we go, we chase gold and we win gold.”
Images from the ACW are shown, showing Connor Murphy with the Bare-knuckle Championship around his waist standing in the ring, and Murphy and Krown as the ACW World Tag Team Champions. The image fades to Sang Réal in their signature pose, with the titles as their pyro goes off behind them.
Krown: “Gold is in our blood. Wrestling glory is in our blood. We are a product of wrestling. You two are the product of generations of inbreeding and moonshine.”
Murphy: “Your time is over Cornbread Mafia. You had a good run. You two had a great rivalry with a great team, but you have nothing to show for it. Yeah, you got a new member from what I hear and he’s somehow a member of the family despite being from Canada, and he’s yet to win a match because he’s too busy being hit in the groin, and that’s great. You’re just a few levels about the Sin City Knights as they are just a shattered, pale imitation of what they were a year ago, so at least you have that. But that is all you have.”
Krown: “We have the UWA Tag Team Championships, so I think we are doing a bit alright.”
Murphy: “Right now, Sang Réal is the most dominant tag team in the UWA. In the span of a month, we beat every team in the UWA. We beat Bene Elohim, K.I.S.S. and you in one night to become champions and then we beat the remains of the Sin City Knights and now we are going to beat you again. When it really mattered, when you had that second shot at glory, you could not get the job done.”
Krown: “Oh how times change. A year ago, people thought you might be a team to beat, that you would be this big team and you’d be champions. Now, here we a year later and you guys wrestle maybe once every four or five months and really have done nothing at all and we’re the UWA Tag Team Champions. You said we were arrogant and we were all talk, but we’re the UWA Tag Team Champions.”
Murphy: “We told you we made you and we can break you. Twice, you have had a shot at greatness and the opportunity to become champion and twice you failed. Even if you two manage to beat us and maybe, just maybe get that third chance, you will fail. You two can win, but you cannot capitalize. We can win and we can capitalize.”
Krown: “The most dominant team in the UWA today, Sang Réal. We’ve beaten everyone and we can beat you again.”
Murphy: “This is your chance, your moment. If you win, then you are more than likely the number one contenders for these titles. But that is only if you win, because when it comes right down to it, you two cannot and will not win these titles. Not from us or anyone else. The Cornbread Mafia will never be the UWA Tag Team Champions.”
Krown: “We, on the other hand, were always meant to be champions. It’s in our blood. And the titles are on our waists, or shoulders, like they were always meant to be. Like they should have been moths ago, but you know, the UWA desperately needed to legitimize the titles with paper champions, because that was a good idea, especially when one of those teams, by merit of only two wins acted like they were the greatest team of all time. Being arrogant jerks is our job, and we do it well.”
Murphy: “When we became UWA Tag Team Champions, we promised that we would make these belts mean something. We promised we would make these belts matter, and we’re doing it. We are not parading around claiming to be the greatest tag team in history.”
And image of Silver Baron and Quentin “Razor” Sharpe with the titles around their waist is shown, referencing Sang Réal’s accusation at Silver Baron’s refusal to face them and act like the Sin City Knights were the greatest team ever.
Krown: “But, given we’ve beaten K.I.S.S., Bene Elohim, and you in one night, then beat the Sin City Knights, we can make a claim for the most dominant team in the UWA today.”
Murphy: “Nor did we win these titles and immediately stop being a tag team or team with other people while pursuing other goals or championships. We stayed a team, and we continue to wrestle as a tag team, as the UWA Tag Team Champions.”
Ashley Kenyon is shown at the top of a ladder, looking like she had just been through one hell of a fight, but also looking overjoyed as she holds up the UWA North American Championship, having defeated Vince Jones at the Cataclysm pay-per-view.
Krown: “Because, you know, call me crazy, but a tag team that has the Tag Team Championship anywhere, might just want to actually wrestle tag team matches with each other as their partner, because, and again, this may just be talking some kind of crazy talk, but those two guys would be Tag Team Champions and should probably wrestle as a tag team. But again, I may just be talking crazy, spouting some sort of revolutionary idea that people will be declaring is some sort of witchcraft or the mad ranting of a lunatic.”
Bethany Kenyon stands on the turnbuckle, holding the UWA Championship over her head at the Tragic Engagement pay-per-view after having become the third person in history to win the title.
Murphy: “We tore each other apart last year and the UWA Tag Team Champions did not even exist. Now, we have the titles you failed twice to win, the titles you two once went out of your way to stop us from winning. Those belts, the belts everyone thought would be yours at Raising Hell, are around our waists, the team that made you, the team that put you on the map and made all those people in the arena care about two moonshine drinking hicks.”
Footage from the previously mentioned Cornbread Mafia and Sang Réal feud is shown to highlight just how intense this battle between these two teams was.
Krown: “So, we’re curious, how does it feel to know you won the greatest feud in the history of the UWA Tag Team division, but the team you beat, the team that called you nothing but inbred hicks, peasants, white trash, made numerous references to your parents being brother and sister, and has taken credit for making you famous walked out of the match with the titles? Because honestly, we think it shows you two just how much you really suck and shows you that you should have stuck with making moonshine as opposed to wrestling.”
The footage of Gabriel Krown rolling up Shawn Worley to win the titles in Bloomfield California is shown again.
Murphy: “You can say whatever you want, but the fact remains that without Sang Réal, the Cornbread Mafia would be nothing. Even with us, you are still nothing.”
Krown: “Although, to be fair, I suppose without you, we never would have won the titles. Then again, I probably could have pinned someone else, so you were not even all that necessary for that either.”
Murphy: “Even now, you are still kind of nothing. A year ago, you were in the spotlight, in the middle of an intense rivalry and getting your name out there thanks to us. Now, here you are, a year later and you failed to capitalize on that. Now you show up with an idiot whose entire being seems centered on getting hit in the groin and no one seems to remember you even work here half the time.”
Krown: “Although we are curious why someone from Canada is in the Cornbread Mafia because we are not entirely certain mountain men qualify as inbred hicks. Then again, we also wonder why he decided he would come here and just completely suck and why he has yet to fire a manager that seemingly costs him matches by hitting him in the groin.”
The always entertaining image of Dickie Tramel being kicked in the groin by Hanna Hager is shown.
The highlight reels and pictures stop. This time, the real Connor Murphy and the real Gabriel Krown are shown. As always the two are dressed in suits and ties, looking like champions should look, dressed to represent their company. Murphy has on his signature sunglasses, round, gold framed glasses. The two men have their titles draped over their shoulders.
Murphy: “At Monday Night Mayhem, we write the latest chapter in the greatest feud in the history of UWA Tag Team wrestling. Once again, the Cornbread Mafia steps into the ring to face the team that made them famous, the reigning and defending UWA World Tag Team Champions, Sang Réal, and just like we did our very first match, we are going to beat you and humiliate you. That’s Murphy’s Law.”
Krown: “We once told you “Anyone can start; only a thoroughbred will finish.” A few months ago we proved that becoming the UWA tag Team Champions despite everyone saying we could not and would not win the belts that now adorn our waists and bare our names. We are the UWA Tag Team Champions and you are nothing compared to us, and you never will be. That’s Checkmate.”
With a fluid and practiced motion, the two take their titles from their shoulders and raise them up.
Murphy: “We are Sang Réal.”
Krown: “And it goes without saying that we were born better than you.”
The scene fades out on Sang Réal holding up the UWA Tag Team Championships.
The Cornbread Mafia, Shawn and Cameron Worley are shown walking to the ring for their first pay-per-view match. The crowd is cheering the team, having gotten behind the two southern good ole boys. Shawn and Cameron look thrilled to be there, feeding off the crowd. Sang Réal awaits them in the ring.
Murphy: “A year ago, we made our debuts in the UWA and, almost immediately, we found ourselves in a rivalry with the Cornbread Mafia. And it was the most intense rivalry the UWA tag team division has seen. Nothing has come close.”
Highlights of various tag team matches involving Ashley and Bethany Kenyon play as the voice over continues.
Krown: “K.I.S.S. versus anyone? They never really has a rivalry outside of Ashley and Vince, which had ntohing to do with tag teams or with the Children of Nephilim, and even that was less of a rivalry, more like Secretariat versus a can of dog food. Sure they battled, but it was more a long the lines of only on pay-per-views and whatnot. And then there was Bene Elohim versus the shattered remains of the Sin City Knights and that really boiled down to one and only one match.”
Highlights from the table match at Cataclysm between the Sin City Knights, represented by the group’s only surviving original member, Silver Baron, and Craven, are shown. Capping off the highlight reel is the moment the Sin City Knights lost the match with Silver Baron being put through a table.
Murphy: “But even that match pales in comparison to what we did to each other.”
Krown: “They did it once. We were crazy enough to keep going.”
Footage from Tragic Engagement, where Krown uses a low blow to pin Cameron is followed by footage of Spring Slaughter, where the Cornbread Mafia is shown defeating Sang Réal.
Murphy: “We beat them in our debut. They beat us in a rematch with help from a certain fatass who cost us a victory. And then came one of the greatest UWA matches of 2014, Sang Réal versus the Cornbread Mafia inside a steel cage and we had the match of the night.”
At the first Searing Agony pay-per-view, the Cornbread Mafia and Sang Réal stand in the ring as a steel cage is lowered over it. The match highlights are brutal, with both teams trying to beat the absolute hell out of each other.
Krown: “Our match was considered better than Arsenal, Aerynn Donnelly and “The Abortionist” Broderick “Baby Killer” Montgomery versus the Children of Nephilim and that was the match that pretty much ended the Children of Nephilim as a threat, and our match was better.”
In an act that can be seen as crazy brave and desperate, after having tried so many times to put Sang Réal down, stand at the top of the steel cage. The cameras flash and fans get to their feet as Shawn and Cameron leap off the top and crash down on Murphy and Krown with tandem splashes in a moment that will be remembered for years to come.
Murphy: “And we tore that ring apart. We gave it everything we had. We will admit that you two won that match. You had your hands raised in victory.”
A battered and exhausted Cornbread Mafia has their arms raised in victory as the cage starts to lift up.
Krown: “That was then, and this is now. Now, no one cares about the Cornbread Mafia, because that victory inside a steel cage is the last time I think I saw the Cornbread Mafia win a match. I think it very well may have been the last time they were relevant. We, on the other hand, never stopped being relevant.”
The screen goes black, indicating that being the last time anyone saw Shawn or Cameron Worley for nearly two months.
Murphy: “You two went on to face Silver Baron and Quentin Sharpe for the UWA Tag Team Championships, riding a wave of momentum and you could not get the victory over a team that was literally pulled out of someone’s ass at the last minute.”
The screen comes back to show highlights of Silver Baron and the Protector, before he was revealed to be Quentin “Razor” Sharpe, versus the Cornbread Mafia in the first ever UWA Tag Team Championship Title match at the first ever Raising Hell pay-per-view in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Krown: “Why would you make that a thing that you do? You had the experience. You had the wave of momentum from winning one of the greatest matches in UWA history, and seemingly ending the greatest feud in the history of the UWA tag team division, the feud that will set the bar for all future feuds in tag team wrestling here in the UWA, and you lost to a team of a singles wrestler and a rookie fresh off the street thrown together as a team at the last minute JUST because they were from Las Vegas, where the pay-per-view was taking place and that somehow qualified them to have a shot at the championships.”
The highlight reel concludes with the Silver Baron and the Protector holding the titles up in victory as the referee raises their arm and Jamie Hensley announces them the first ever UWA Tag Team Champions.
Murphy: “And then you disappeared for a few months, only to return and fail to win the UWA Tag Team Championship in your second attempt. We went out there and we won the titles, and pinned you to do it.”
At Monday Night Mayhem, in Bloomfield, Colorado, Gabriel Krown rolls Shawn Worley up in a pin. The referee counts to three, even as Worley kicks out, but it is too late as Sang Réal stole another match.
Krown: “Hey, would you look what we did our first try? Why, these appear to be the UWA Tag Team Championships, and they have our names on them. Well golly gosh, I guess that means we did in our first attempt is something you failed to accomplish in two attempts and became the UWA Tag Team Champions. We pinned you to win the titles and as far as we are concerned, the war.”
Gabriel Krown throws his arms up into the air as Connor Murphy staggers into the ring. Wobbling, he takes the title from Krown and holds it against his chest. Krown raises the title up into the air while still kneeling.
Murphy: “The simple, undeniable fact of the matter is that Sang Réal made the Cornbread Mafia. We made you. Without us, without that feud, you would have been nothing except two pathetic inbred hicks drunk on moonshine. We made you the team you are. We are the reason anyone cares about you. We are the reason you even had the shot to fail to win these titles.”
Still celebrating, Murphy raises the title up into the air. Krown lowers the title and gets to his knees, kissing the belt.
Krown: “We really are. Think about it. If we did not spend three months trying to beat the hell out of each other, what would you two really have been doing? We’d be wrestling, doing commentary, and being a better class than the two of you. You two would probably have wrestled maybe a match or two and disappeared. Honestly, I forget you two work here half the time.”
Monday Night Mayhem card after card is shown, but one name missing from each show is the Cornbread Mafia, Shawn and Cameron Worley. Several cards go by like this.
Murphy: “We made you, but the Cornbread Mafia did not make Sang Réal. We made ourselves. We never needed anyone else to make us. We carry proud legacies in this business. It is in our blood. We made ourselves a tag team. More importantly, we made ourselves into champions. Wherever we go, we chase gold and we win gold.”
Images from the ACW are shown, showing Connor Murphy with the Bare-knuckle Championship around his waist standing in the ring, and Murphy and Krown as the ACW World Tag Team Champions. The image fades to Sang Réal in their signature pose, with the titles as their pyro goes off behind them.
Krown: “Gold is in our blood. Wrestling glory is in our blood. We are a product of wrestling. You two are the product of generations of inbreeding and moonshine.”
Murphy: “Your time is over Cornbread Mafia. You had a good run. You two had a great rivalry with a great team, but you have nothing to show for it. Yeah, you got a new member from what I hear and he’s somehow a member of the family despite being from Canada, and he’s yet to win a match because he’s too busy being hit in the groin, and that’s great. You’re just a few levels about the Sin City Knights as they are just a shattered, pale imitation of what they were a year ago, so at least you have that. But that is all you have.”
Krown: “We have the UWA Tag Team Championships, so I think we are doing a bit alright.”
Murphy: “Right now, Sang Réal is the most dominant tag team in the UWA. In the span of a month, we beat every team in the UWA. We beat Bene Elohim, K.I.S.S. and you in one night to become champions and then we beat the remains of the Sin City Knights and now we are going to beat you again. When it really mattered, when you had that second shot at glory, you could not get the job done.”
Krown: “Oh how times change. A year ago, people thought you might be a team to beat, that you would be this big team and you’d be champions. Now, here we a year later and you guys wrestle maybe once every four or five months and really have done nothing at all and we’re the UWA Tag Team Champions. You said we were arrogant and we were all talk, but we’re the UWA Tag Team Champions.”
Murphy: “We told you we made you and we can break you. Twice, you have had a shot at greatness and the opportunity to become champion and twice you failed. Even if you two manage to beat us and maybe, just maybe get that third chance, you will fail. You two can win, but you cannot capitalize. We can win and we can capitalize.”
Krown: “The most dominant team in the UWA today, Sang Réal. We’ve beaten everyone and we can beat you again.”
Murphy: “This is your chance, your moment. If you win, then you are more than likely the number one contenders for these titles. But that is only if you win, because when it comes right down to it, you two cannot and will not win these titles. Not from us or anyone else. The Cornbread Mafia will never be the UWA Tag Team Champions.”
Krown: “We, on the other hand, were always meant to be champions. It’s in our blood. And the titles are on our waists, or shoulders, like they were always meant to be. Like they should have been moths ago, but you know, the UWA desperately needed to legitimize the titles with paper champions, because that was a good idea, especially when one of those teams, by merit of only two wins acted like they were the greatest team of all time. Being arrogant jerks is our job, and we do it well.”
Murphy: “When we became UWA Tag Team Champions, we promised that we would make these belts mean something. We promised we would make these belts matter, and we’re doing it. We are not parading around claiming to be the greatest tag team in history.”
And image of Silver Baron and Quentin “Razor” Sharpe with the titles around their waist is shown, referencing Sang Réal’s accusation at Silver Baron’s refusal to face them and act like the Sin City Knights were the greatest team ever.
Krown: “But, given we’ve beaten K.I.S.S., Bene Elohim, and you in one night, then beat the Sin City Knights, we can make a claim for the most dominant team in the UWA today.”
Murphy: “Nor did we win these titles and immediately stop being a tag team or team with other people while pursuing other goals or championships. We stayed a team, and we continue to wrestle as a tag team, as the UWA Tag Team Champions.”
Ashley Kenyon is shown at the top of a ladder, looking like she had just been through one hell of a fight, but also looking overjoyed as she holds up the UWA North American Championship, having defeated Vince Jones at the Cataclysm pay-per-view.
Krown: “Because, you know, call me crazy, but a tag team that has the Tag Team Championship anywhere, might just want to actually wrestle tag team matches with each other as their partner, because, and again, this may just be talking some kind of crazy talk, but those two guys would be Tag Team Champions and should probably wrestle as a tag team. But again, I may just be talking crazy, spouting some sort of revolutionary idea that people will be declaring is some sort of witchcraft or the mad ranting of a lunatic.”
Bethany Kenyon stands on the turnbuckle, holding the UWA Championship over her head at the Tragic Engagement pay-per-view after having become the third person in history to win the title.
Murphy: “We tore each other apart last year and the UWA Tag Team Champions did not even exist. Now, we have the titles you failed twice to win, the titles you two once went out of your way to stop us from winning. Those belts, the belts everyone thought would be yours at Raising Hell, are around our waists, the team that made you, the team that put you on the map and made all those people in the arena care about two moonshine drinking hicks.”
Footage from the previously mentioned Cornbread Mafia and Sang Réal feud is shown to highlight just how intense this battle between these two teams was.
Krown: “So, we’re curious, how does it feel to know you won the greatest feud in the history of the UWA Tag Team division, but the team you beat, the team that called you nothing but inbred hicks, peasants, white trash, made numerous references to your parents being brother and sister, and has taken credit for making you famous walked out of the match with the titles? Because honestly, we think it shows you two just how much you really suck and shows you that you should have stuck with making moonshine as opposed to wrestling.”
The footage of Gabriel Krown rolling up Shawn Worley to win the titles in Bloomfield California is shown again.
Murphy: “You can say whatever you want, but the fact remains that without Sang Réal, the Cornbread Mafia would be nothing. Even with us, you are still nothing.”
Krown: “Although, to be fair, I suppose without you, we never would have won the titles. Then again, I probably could have pinned someone else, so you were not even all that necessary for that either.”
Murphy: “Even now, you are still kind of nothing. A year ago, you were in the spotlight, in the middle of an intense rivalry and getting your name out there thanks to us. Now, here you are, a year later and you failed to capitalize on that. Now you show up with an idiot whose entire being seems centered on getting hit in the groin and no one seems to remember you even work here half the time.”
Krown: “Although we are curious why someone from Canada is in the Cornbread Mafia because we are not entirely certain mountain men qualify as inbred hicks. Then again, we also wonder why he decided he would come here and just completely suck and why he has yet to fire a manager that seemingly costs him matches by hitting him in the groin.”
The always entertaining image of Dickie Tramel being kicked in the groin by Hanna Hager is shown.
The highlight reels and pictures stop. This time, the real Connor Murphy and the real Gabriel Krown are shown. As always the two are dressed in suits and ties, looking like champions should look, dressed to represent their company. Murphy has on his signature sunglasses, round, gold framed glasses. The two men have their titles draped over their shoulders.
Murphy: “At Monday Night Mayhem, we write the latest chapter in the greatest feud in the history of UWA Tag Team wrestling. Once again, the Cornbread Mafia steps into the ring to face the team that made them famous, the reigning and defending UWA World Tag Team Champions, Sang Réal, and just like we did our very first match, we are going to beat you and humiliate you. That’s Murphy’s Law.”
Krown: “We once told you “Anyone can start; only a thoroughbred will finish.” A few months ago we proved that becoming the UWA tag Team Champions despite everyone saying we could not and would not win the belts that now adorn our waists and bare our names. We are the UWA Tag Team Champions and you are nothing compared to us, and you never will be. That’s Checkmate.”
With a fluid and practiced motion, the two take their titles from their shoulders and raise them up.
Murphy: “We are Sang Réal.”
Krown: “And it goes without saying that we were born better than you.”
The scene fades out on Sang Réal holding up the UWA Tag Team Championships.