Post by tedman on Mar 20, 2015 15:41:11 GMT -6
Tommy is seen sitting in a hotel room, rarely not in his beloved Ted costume. He sits in a char with a small table in front of him. The camera pans to the table where there is enough drugs to start a small street pharmacy. He sits there pondering which ones to take. Just then a little angel appears on his shoulder
*Angel*
Tommy, what are you doing with all of these drugs?
Tommy turns his head and begins to think he is tripping, but thinks to himself that he hasn’t taking anything yet. Still he responds.
Tommy-”Trying to figure out what I want to trip balls on."
*Angel*
None I would say. Not this week at least. Wait until after your match if anything. Didn’t you hear what Ashley had to say. She is a champion for a reason, you should take this match seriously.
A second later a little devil appears on his other shoulder and barks right in on the conversation.
*Devil*
Fuck that Tommy. Do whatever you want. Though I suggest the acid and mushroom mix. Hell of a trip if you ask me.
Tommy laughs.
Tommy-”Yeah it is. I tried that a couple weeks ago and fuck me. I felt like I was tripping for twenty four hours straight.”
*Devil*
That's because you were tripping for twenty four hours straight. Besides look what you have proven you can do while on some drugs.
*Angel*
Has he won a title on drugs?
*Devil*
He hasn’t had the chance to try it out yet. This is his golden chance to prove he can win a title while tripping balls.
Tommy-”Yeah what he said! I have won matches on drugs before, why shouldn’t I be able to do it again?”
The little angel shakes its head before speaking up.
*Angel*
Look at the magnitude of the match. You are in the main event going after the second best title this company has to offer. Don’t you want to be at the top of your game for a match this big. For a match with a reward this big?”
Tommy nods.
Tommy-”You do have a point mini angel.”
Tommy turns and looks towards the mini devil.
Tommy-”Mini angel has a point mini devil.”
*Devil*
Fuck that little bitch. All the Angel wants to do is be a god damn party pooper. Never wanting to have a little fun!
*Angel*
Not true. I just know when its time to take things serious. And this is definetley one of those times. Don’t you agree Tommy?
Tommy shakes his head yes.
*Devil*
Don’t agree with that little bitch. Prove drugs won’t stop you from winning a title. Grabs those shrooms and acid and take them shits down about twenty minutes before your match. Like you said, you have done it once before. You can do it again. Prove that little bitch wrong!
Tommy turns and looks towards mini angel.
Tommy-”Mini Devil has a good point too. Why not prove I can do it, no matter the stipulations or what is a risk? Doesn’t change anything in my mind.”
*Angel*
Ashley has seen you fight sober and under the influence. She believes that when you are under the influence that you are not taking things seriously. She wants you to realize how serious this match is. SHe wants you to know how serious she is taking this match. She knows what damage you can cause. Which is a hell of a lot more than when you are on drugs.
*Devil*
But when he is on drugs he can take so much more pain.
*Angel*
Correct, but……
Tommy-”Exactly. How can someone beat me if I can not feel pain? All I have to do is keep taking the poundings until my opponent gets tired then make my move.”
*Devil*
Exactly my point!
*Angel*
And what happens when you can’t figure out when the right time is? What happens if you trip and fall flat on your face when you attempt to make your move. Or you are too deep in the trip and make a mistake? What then? Any small mishap can cause your chance to earn gold. You have been waiting for a big chance like this to burst into the upper card of UWA. Why throw it away so you do not have to feel pain?
Tommy lets out a bit of a sigh in confusion. As he does not know what to do.
*Devil*
To not feel any pain is the point. Ashley is one tough son of a bitch. I wouldn’t want to feel the force behind her punching or kicking me. Would you?
*Angel*
At least by feeling the pain you can know what to expect in the future and come up with a strategy. Where when you are tripping you are just swinging like a mad man. Not knowing if you are going to land a hit. Or Not knowing what one of three Ashley’s is the real one. Common sense here Tommy. Use your brain. Do the right thing. Stay sober.
*Devil*
Fuck that. Feel no pain is the way to go. Take the drugs!
Tommy reaches out for the table but hesitates.
*Devil*
What are you waiting for? Do it already!
*Angel*
Stop edging him on before I stick your little pitch fork up your little red ass!
*Devil*
And I am the evil one?
*Angel*
Yeah. Trying to get him to do drugs before his big break. That is evil.
*Devil*
Like threathening to shove a pitchfork up my ass isn’t?
*Angel*
Not if it gets you to stop antagonizing him it isn’t. It is for the greater good!
*Devil*
Woah, did you just quote Kyle Travis and his former stable mates?
Tommy-”I think you did mini angel.
*Angel*
Shit, I did. Didn’t I?
They all share a small laugh.
Tommy-”Yeah you did. Sure you are not on any drugs?”
*Angel*
Even if I was, not like I have an enormously important wrestling match coming up like you do.
Tommy-”So you are on drugs and trying to tell me not to take drugs? Don’t you think that is a bit hypocritical?
*Angel*
Never said I was on drugs. Said it even if I was. Never said I was. I have nothing important to do like you do.
*Devil*
Stopping people from doing stupid things is not important to you? Wait what am I saying? Go ahead take drugs. Drugs for everyone. There is enough to go around!
Tommy-”Mini Devil does have a point. I do have a shit ton of drugs. We could invite the whole UWA roster for a big damn party if we wanted.”
Mini Angel looks at the table and shakes its head.
*Angel*
You do have a good point but no. Not now anyways. Maybe after the match you can throw a big party but wait until after. Who knows maybe you will have a reason to party. Something like winning the North American Title is cause for a big party.
*Devil*
Or just having a shit ton of drugs is also a good reason to throw a big party. Have fun like you have been.
*Angel*
Don’t you want people to take you serious for once in your life Tommy? Constantly taking drugs is not the way to go about it.You know I am right.
Tommy nods in agreement
*Devil*
Don’t agree with that little prick. Agree with me. Drugs are good. Drugs are fun. We should take drugs. LIke….now! Do it! Now!
*Angel*
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Mini Angel jumps to the other shoulder and lays out Mini Devil and they seem to poof into thin air. Tommy looks around in confusion trying to figure out where they just went. A few moment later Mini Angel re appears on Tommy’s one shoulder.
Tommy-”Where did you go?”
*Angel*
Went to put Mini Devil in his place. Anyways, with mini Devil out of the way. Head my advice Tommy. Stay sober. Take Ashley serious for if you do, she will take you serious and people will see you have what it takes to compete with the best this place has to offer!
Tommy nods.
Tommy-”You are right mini angel. Sober is the way to go for this match! SOber is the way I will go for this match! Tanks for not letting mini devil get in my head and make me make bad decisions!”
*Angel*
Anytime Tommy. Now let me go. I have many other people to convince to not do stupid things. Sure I will be seeing you real soon.
Tommy-”See you around little dude!”
The scene fades out as Tommy high fives mini angel and mini angel disappears into thin air.
*Angel*
Tommy, what are you doing with all of these drugs?
Tommy turns his head and begins to think he is tripping, but thinks to himself that he hasn’t taking anything yet. Still he responds.
Tommy-”Trying to figure out what I want to trip balls on."
*Angel*
None I would say. Not this week at least. Wait until after your match if anything. Didn’t you hear what Ashley had to say. She is a champion for a reason, you should take this match seriously.
A second later a little devil appears on his other shoulder and barks right in on the conversation.
*Devil*
Fuck that Tommy. Do whatever you want. Though I suggest the acid and mushroom mix. Hell of a trip if you ask me.
Tommy laughs.
Tommy-”Yeah it is. I tried that a couple weeks ago and fuck me. I felt like I was tripping for twenty four hours straight.”
*Devil*
That's because you were tripping for twenty four hours straight. Besides look what you have proven you can do while on some drugs.
*Angel*
Has he won a title on drugs?
*Devil*
He hasn’t had the chance to try it out yet. This is his golden chance to prove he can win a title while tripping balls.
Tommy-”Yeah what he said! I have won matches on drugs before, why shouldn’t I be able to do it again?”
The little angel shakes its head before speaking up.
*Angel*
Look at the magnitude of the match. You are in the main event going after the second best title this company has to offer. Don’t you want to be at the top of your game for a match this big. For a match with a reward this big?”
Tommy nods.
Tommy-”You do have a point mini angel.”
Tommy turns and looks towards the mini devil.
Tommy-”Mini angel has a point mini devil.”
*Devil*
Fuck that little bitch. All the Angel wants to do is be a god damn party pooper. Never wanting to have a little fun!
*Angel*
Not true. I just know when its time to take things serious. And this is definetley one of those times. Don’t you agree Tommy?
Tommy shakes his head yes.
*Devil*
Don’t agree with that little bitch. Prove drugs won’t stop you from winning a title. Grabs those shrooms and acid and take them shits down about twenty minutes before your match. Like you said, you have done it once before. You can do it again. Prove that little bitch wrong!
Tommy turns and looks towards mini angel.
Tommy-”Mini Devil has a good point too. Why not prove I can do it, no matter the stipulations or what is a risk? Doesn’t change anything in my mind.”
*Angel*
Ashley has seen you fight sober and under the influence. She believes that when you are under the influence that you are not taking things seriously. She wants you to realize how serious this match is. SHe wants you to know how serious she is taking this match. She knows what damage you can cause. Which is a hell of a lot more than when you are on drugs.
*Devil*
But when he is on drugs he can take so much more pain.
*Angel*
Correct, but……
Tommy-”Exactly. How can someone beat me if I can not feel pain? All I have to do is keep taking the poundings until my opponent gets tired then make my move.”
*Devil*
Exactly my point!
*Angel*
And what happens when you can’t figure out when the right time is? What happens if you trip and fall flat on your face when you attempt to make your move. Or you are too deep in the trip and make a mistake? What then? Any small mishap can cause your chance to earn gold. You have been waiting for a big chance like this to burst into the upper card of UWA. Why throw it away so you do not have to feel pain?
Tommy lets out a bit of a sigh in confusion. As he does not know what to do.
*Devil*
To not feel any pain is the point. Ashley is one tough son of a bitch. I wouldn’t want to feel the force behind her punching or kicking me. Would you?
*Angel*
At least by feeling the pain you can know what to expect in the future and come up with a strategy. Where when you are tripping you are just swinging like a mad man. Not knowing if you are going to land a hit. Or Not knowing what one of three Ashley’s is the real one. Common sense here Tommy. Use your brain. Do the right thing. Stay sober.
*Devil*
Fuck that. Feel no pain is the way to go. Take the drugs!
Tommy reaches out for the table but hesitates.
*Devil*
What are you waiting for? Do it already!
*Angel*
Stop edging him on before I stick your little pitch fork up your little red ass!
*Devil*
And I am the evil one?
*Angel*
Yeah. Trying to get him to do drugs before his big break. That is evil.
*Devil*
Like threathening to shove a pitchfork up my ass isn’t?
*Angel*
Not if it gets you to stop antagonizing him it isn’t. It is for the greater good!
*Devil*
Woah, did you just quote Kyle Travis and his former stable mates?
Tommy-”I think you did mini angel.
*Angel*
Shit, I did. Didn’t I?
They all share a small laugh.
Tommy-”Yeah you did. Sure you are not on any drugs?”
*Angel*
Even if I was, not like I have an enormously important wrestling match coming up like you do.
Tommy-”So you are on drugs and trying to tell me not to take drugs? Don’t you think that is a bit hypocritical?
*Angel*
Never said I was on drugs. Said it even if I was. Never said I was. I have nothing important to do like you do.
*Devil*
Stopping people from doing stupid things is not important to you? Wait what am I saying? Go ahead take drugs. Drugs for everyone. There is enough to go around!
Tommy-”Mini Devil does have a point. I do have a shit ton of drugs. We could invite the whole UWA roster for a big damn party if we wanted.”
Mini Angel looks at the table and shakes its head.
*Angel*
You do have a good point but no. Not now anyways. Maybe after the match you can throw a big party but wait until after. Who knows maybe you will have a reason to party. Something like winning the North American Title is cause for a big party.
*Devil*
Or just having a shit ton of drugs is also a good reason to throw a big party. Have fun like you have been.
*Angel*
Don’t you want people to take you serious for once in your life Tommy? Constantly taking drugs is not the way to go about it.You know I am right.
Tommy nods in agreement
*Devil*
Don’t agree with that little prick. Agree with me. Drugs are good. Drugs are fun. We should take drugs. LIke….now! Do it! Now!
*Angel*
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Mini Angel jumps to the other shoulder and lays out Mini Devil and they seem to poof into thin air. Tommy looks around in confusion trying to figure out where they just went. A few moment later Mini Angel re appears on Tommy’s one shoulder.
Tommy-”Where did you go?”
*Angel*
Went to put Mini Devil in his place. Anyways, with mini Devil out of the way. Head my advice Tommy. Stay sober. Take Ashley serious for if you do, she will take you serious and people will see you have what it takes to compete with the best this place has to offer!
Tommy nods.
Tommy-”You are right mini angel. Sober is the way to go for this match! SOber is the way I will go for this match! Tanks for not letting mini devil get in my head and make me make bad decisions!”
*Angel*
Anytime Tommy. Now let me go. I have many other people to convince to not do stupid things. Sure I will be seeing you real soon.
Tommy-”See you around little dude!”
The scene fades out as Tommy high fives mini angel and mini angel disappears into thin air.
