Post by TheFirecracker on Mar 18, 2015 22:09:50 GMT -6
THIS RP IS FOR TEDMAN
The sound of an alarm is heard buzzing very loudly. A few inches away Tedman tries to reach for the snooze button but completely misses and falls out of his bed and smacks the floor face first.
Tedman-FFFUCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!
He uses the bed to get to his feet and just throws the alarm clock against the wall shattering it to a bunch of pieces. Just then some random female pops up from under the covers wearing nothing but her birthday suit and the tedhead. Tedy looks over and instantly rips the head off her and holds it at his side.
Tedman-"Who the fuck are you and why are you in my bed?”
Random Female-”Excuse me!? This is my bed and you owe me a fucking alarm clock!”
Tedman looks around and realizes he isn’t home and in fact in this females house.
Tedman-”Oh shit, my bad, but this fucking hangover mixed with that loud fucking alarm clock. Had to be done.”
Random Female laughs real quick before responding.
Random Female-”No worries Teddy. Have a good night?”
Tedman scratches his head for a moment.
Tedman-”To be honest I don’t remember much. The only thing I remember is scream to the Tedmobile a bunch of times. everything else is a fucking blur. Can’t even remember how the hell I got here.”
Random Female-”Really? SO you don’t remember me riding you screaming OH TEDDY!”
Tedman shakes his head and glares right over at the girl, who is still sitting in bed completely naked.
Tedman-”I WISH I remember that. Fuck what the hell hell did I do to forget that?”
Random Female-”Damn Teddy, you guys were really that messed up?”
Tedman-”You guys?”
Random Female-”Yeah, you and Mr. Baron. After you left Tragic Engagement you came to the pleasure dome and went crazy all night.”
Tedman-”I was at Tragic Engagement? But I wasn’t booked.”
Random Female-”You guys were fucked up, and it only got more interesting once you got to the pleasure dome.”
Tedman-”Geez, I never get that messed up and I mean I party hard but god damn I have no memory of last night. Or how the hell I got here.”
The random female leans over and smacks Tedman on the shoulder.
Tedman-”Sorry just being honest.”
Random Female-”You don’t remember me saying how I wanted to try on the Tedhead, and you replied the only way that is happening is if I ride you and scream OH TEDDY.”
Tedman-”I really, really, wish I do remember cuz hot damn look at you! Can you give me a refresher?”
Tedman winks at her.
Random Female-”Sure, why the hell not!”
Tedman passes her the Tedhead and jumps in bed. Just then her phone rings.
Random Female-”Let me just get this real quick Teddy.”
She leans over and answers the phone only to be screamed at by her boss.
Baron-”Layla. where the fuck are you?”
Layla-"Home, ready to give Tedman a refresher of what went down between me and him last night.”
Tedman screams in the backround.
Tedman-"Yeah, I can't remember. Let her remind me!"
Baron-”For real? Damn, but seriously, we're behind schedule here. you were supposed to be part of a threesome scene like...fifteen minutes ago. And it;s only...THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE OF THE VID IT'S PART OF!”
Tedman hears what is said over the phone and jumps in excitement.
Tedman-"Threesome video!? Come on, to the TEDMOBILE! I'll get you there in a jiffy. This is something I need to see!"
Layla-"Guess I'll be there soon Baron."
Baron-”Please do. And uhhh...sorry about the outburst, but I needed it done today.”
Layla-”All good. And by what you heard, Tedman will be coming to watch.”
Tedman-”Damn skippy I’ll be there!”
Tedman helps Layla get ready and hurries to his car. The scene cuts to the two rushing inside as Layla quickly moves to the dressing room. Tedman stands in amazement as he looks at the others getting ready to film. A man stands there in a robe as the female is currently being handcuffed to the bed by her arms and legs. Just then Baron approaches Tedman from behind and taps him on the shoulder.
Baron-”S'up man?”
Tedman turns around and greets Baron.
Tedman-”Getting ready to watch this threesome video be shot. Since you know, Layla couldn’t remind me what went down last night. This will suffice for now.”
Just then Baron’s phone goes off and he opens the email revealing the card for Mayhem.
Silver Baron-”Well looks like we get to whoop some ass on Mayhem.”
Tedman-”Who you facing?”
Baron scrolls down the card and sees his opponent.
Baron-”Fourth match and I’m facing the Irish Prick.”
Tedman laughs.
Tedman-”Which one?”
Now Baron laughs.
Baron-”Haha, you are right. Looks like I got Pauly O’Connor.”
Tedman-”Should be a good fight. Well damn if you got the fourth match and didn’t see my name yet, I am probably not booked for the third damn show in a row. Guess I can eat these shrooms and enjoy another fun filled night at the pleasure dome. Hopefully I’ll remember this one.”
Tedman reaches inside the suit and pulls out a bag of mushroom. He opens it up and grabs a handful and readies to eat them as Barons sticks his finger out motioning for Tedman to hold on a second as he reaches the superstars in the main event.
Baron-”Woah buddy!”
Tedman-”What you want some?”
Baron-”Well yeah, but you got a match and one hell of one!”
Tedman drops the shrooms back in the bag and leans over to look at the card on Baron’s phone. His eyes go wide and he speaks.
Tedman-”I’m in the main event!?”
Baron-”Facing Ashley Kenyon for the North American Title none the less!”
Tedman-”No fucking way! Maybe I shouldn’t eat these shrooms.”
Baron-”Might not be the best idea. This could be your big break man. You should be sober for this one.”
Tedman-"Fuck man. These are some high grade shrooms too, but you are right. Fuck it here man. You enjoy them.”
Tedman hands over the bag of shrooms to Baron.
Baron-”While your handing things out, mind if I borrow the tedmobile?”
Tedman-”Where you going?”
Baron-”Got some shit to handle man. I’ll join ya after.”
Tedman-”Enjoy those shrooms fucker.”
Baron-”Haha, will do man.”
The scene fades out as Baron walks over and Layla is seen getting on set and dropping her robe fading out to nothing but her beautiful plump butt cheeks.
______________________________________________________________________________
Tedman sits there far away from the set of the threesome being filmed but moans can still be heard in the distance. He sits there, not in the Tedman suit, but in his plain clothes, blue jeans and a white tee shirt.
Tedman-”You want me sober right Ashley?”
Tedman points off into the distance towards the area Baron is walking out of the building.
Tedman-”I was ready to eat some shrooms and have a good time until Baron showed me the card and I saw I was facing you for your North American Title none the less. Something I should be sober for. You are right.”
He laughs as he remembers a few things Ashley had said.
Tedman-”Sure, I’ve heard the crys and whines of how the fuck am I, of all people, in the main event. Going for a title none the less. I mean the way I have been acting lately, can you blame them? Can you blame me? Some extra time off, so I consider it party time, but as some have felt that I have faced off against, I get down to fucking business when it matters. You have seen it, others have seen it. LIke you said, Kyle won’t shut his mouth about how I made him tap the fuck out.”
He gains his composure before speaking on.
Tedman-”So you obviously know what I can do, and damn straight we all know what you can do. You have that title to prove it. Anyone doesn’t want to believe you? So them they will regret that decision. As for me? I believe you deserve that title, but will do everything in my damn power to prove I deserve it just a tad bit more. Screw the rest of the champions.”
Tedman throws his hands up like he is backing off.
Tedman-”No disrespect to your sister. She went through a fucking war with one of her closest friends, so she deserves the rest. I guess Lacey went through a hell of a match so she can get some rest, but management doesn’t care for you it seems like.”
He now pulls out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and sparks one up. He takes a few drags before speaking on.
Tedman-”You defending your title against two member of Gaeltachta and yet here you are. Getting ready to defend your title the very next show. That’s a fighting champion if you ask me. Props to you.”
Tedman takes a few more drags as he lets out a bit of a chuckle.
Tedman-”Yet one set of champions is fighting this show, but did not defend at Tragic Engagement and surprise surprise, they are not defending this show, but I am not going to get into that. Cuz we can all go all night about those guys and the jokes they are. That’s for another time.”
Tedman ashes the cigarette in the ashtray that sits on the small table next to him.
Tedman-"Underestimation. Something that has been thrown at us for quite some time, you can agree. Even with that title around your waist people continue to underestimate you. Which you have proven to be a fatal mistake time and time again. Then you got me, people think I am always too wasted to do anything meaningful in that ring, but look. I stand here ready to face off for the North American title. Where are those that underestimate us now? On the card below us or sitting at home? Doesn’t matter. They are not where we are.”
He takes one last drags and crushes the cigarette out in the ashtray.
Tedman-”We stand as the two fighting in the main event. No one else this week. Not Kyle, Not Brody, Not Sentinel, Not your sister or your dear friend Jeszika. Tedman and Ashley fucking Kenyon. LIke you said let’s show these people a main event they do not expect ot happen. Let’s blow the roof off this fucking arena by making these people jump out of their fucking seats during our match. Let’s tear each other to shreads for the good of the fans. Like you said lets make this chance to shine fucking count.”
Tommy applaudes to the camera.
Tedman-”Then after, regardless of the outcome. We can go fucking party knowing we just gave UWA one of the best main events they never fucking expected to have! Now please excuse me, I got a threesome video to go watch be filmed. See you soon Ashley.”
Tommy leaves the Ted costume and walks back towards the set as the camera fades to black.
The sound of an alarm is heard buzzing very loudly. A few inches away Tedman tries to reach for the snooze button but completely misses and falls out of his bed and smacks the floor face first.
Tedman-FFFUCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!
He uses the bed to get to his feet and just throws the alarm clock against the wall shattering it to a bunch of pieces. Just then some random female pops up from under the covers wearing nothing but her birthday suit and the tedhead. Tedy looks over and instantly rips the head off her and holds it at his side.
Tedman-"Who the fuck are you and why are you in my bed?”
Random Female-”Excuse me!? This is my bed and you owe me a fucking alarm clock!”
Tedman looks around and realizes he isn’t home and in fact in this females house.
Tedman-”Oh shit, my bad, but this fucking hangover mixed with that loud fucking alarm clock. Had to be done.”
Random Female laughs real quick before responding.
Random Female-”No worries Teddy. Have a good night?”
Tedman scratches his head for a moment.
Tedman-”To be honest I don’t remember much. The only thing I remember is scream to the Tedmobile a bunch of times. everything else is a fucking blur. Can’t even remember how the hell I got here.”
Random Female-”Really? SO you don’t remember me riding you screaming OH TEDDY!”
Tedman shakes his head and glares right over at the girl, who is still sitting in bed completely naked.
Tedman-”I WISH I remember that. Fuck what the hell hell did I do to forget that?”
Random Female-”Damn Teddy, you guys were really that messed up?”
Tedman-”You guys?”
Random Female-”Yeah, you and Mr. Baron. After you left Tragic Engagement you came to the pleasure dome and went crazy all night.”
Tedman-”I was at Tragic Engagement? But I wasn’t booked.”
Random Female-”You guys were fucked up, and it only got more interesting once you got to the pleasure dome.”
Tedman-”Geez, I never get that messed up and I mean I party hard but god damn I have no memory of last night. Or how the hell I got here.”
The random female leans over and smacks Tedman on the shoulder.
Tedman-”Sorry just being honest.”
Random Female-”You don’t remember me saying how I wanted to try on the Tedhead, and you replied the only way that is happening is if I ride you and scream OH TEDDY.”
Tedman-”I really, really, wish I do remember cuz hot damn look at you! Can you give me a refresher?”
Tedman winks at her.
Random Female-”Sure, why the hell not!”
Tedman passes her the Tedhead and jumps in bed. Just then her phone rings.
Random Female-”Let me just get this real quick Teddy.”
She leans over and answers the phone only to be screamed at by her boss.
Baron-”Layla. where the fuck are you?”
Layla-"Home, ready to give Tedman a refresher of what went down between me and him last night.”
Tedman screams in the backround.
Tedman-"Yeah, I can't remember. Let her remind me!"
Baron-”For real? Damn, but seriously, we're behind schedule here. you were supposed to be part of a threesome scene like...fifteen minutes ago. And it;s only...THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE OF THE VID IT'S PART OF!”
Tedman hears what is said over the phone and jumps in excitement.
Tedman-"Threesome video!? Come on, to the TEDMOBILE! I'll get you there in a jiffy. This is something I need to see!"
Layla-"Guess I'll be there soon Baron."
Baron-”Please do. And uhhh...sorry about the outburst, but I needed it done today.”
Layla-”All good. And by what you heard, Tedman will be coming to watch.”
Tedman-”Damn skippy I’ll be there!”
Tedman helps Layla get ready and hurries to his car. The scene cuts to the two rushing inside as Layla quickly moves to the dressing room. Tedman stands in amazement as he looks at the others getting ready to film. A man stands there in a robe as the female is currently being handcuffed to the bed by her arms and legs. Just then Baron approaches Tedman from behind and taps him on the shoulder.
Baron-”S'up man?”
Tedman turns around and greets Baron.
Tedman-”Getting ready to watch this threesome video be shot. Since you know, Layla couldn’t remind me what went down last night. This will suffice for now.”
Just then Baron’s phone goes off and he opens the email revealing the card for Mayhem.
Silver Baron-”Well looks like we get to whoop some ass on Mayhem.”
Tedman-”Who you facing?”
Baron scrolls down the card and sees his opponent.
Baron-”Fourth match and I’m facing the Irish Prick.”
Tedman laughs.
Tedman-”Which one?”
Now Baron laughs.
Baron-”Haha, you are right. Looks like I got Pauly O’Connor.”
Tedman-”Should be a good fight. Well damn if you got the fourth match and didn’t see my name yet, I am probably not booked for the third damn show in a row. Guess I can eat these shrooms and enjoy another fun filled night at the pleasure dome. Hopefully I’ll remember this one.”
Tedman reaches inside the suit and pulls out a bag of mushroom. He opens it up and grabs a handful and readies to eat them as Barons sticks his finger out motioning for Tedman to hold on a second as he reaches the superstars in the main event.
Baron-”Woah buddy!”
Tedman-”What you want some?”
Baron-”Well yeah, but you got a match and one hell of one!”
Tedman drops the shrooms back in the bag and leans over to look at the card on Baron’s phone. His eyes go wide and he speaks.
Tedman-”I’m in the main event!?”
Baron-”Facing Ashley Kenyon for the North American Title none the less!”
Tedman-”No fucking way! Maybe I shouldn’t eat these shrooms.”
Baron-”Might not be the best idea. This could be your big break man. You should be sober for this one.”
Tedman-"Fuck man. These are some high grade shrooms too, but you are right. Fuck it here man. You enjoy them.”
Tedman hands over the bag of shrooms to Baron.
Baron-”While your handing things out, mind if I borrow the tedmobile?”
Tedman-”Where you going?”
Baron-”Got some shit to handle man. I’ll join ya after.”
Tedman-”Enjoy those shrooms fucker.”
Baron-”Haha, will do man.”
The scene fades out as Baron walks over and Layla is seen getting on set and dropping her robe fading out to nothing but her beautiful plump butt cheeks.
______________________________________________________________________________
Tedman sits there far away from the set of the threesome being filmed but moans can still be heard in the distance. He sits there, not in the Tedman suit, but in his plain clothes, blue jeans and a white tee shirt.
Tedman-”You want me sober right Ashley?”
Tedman points off into the distance towards the area Baron is walking out of the building.
Tedman-”I was ready to eat some shrooms and have a good time until Baron showed me the card and I saw I was facing you for your North American Title none the less. Something I should be sober for. You are right.”
He laughs as he remembers a few things Ashley had said.
Tedman-”Sure, I’ve heard the crys and whines of how the fuck am I, of all people, in the main event. Going for a title none the less. I mean the way I have been acting lately, can you blame them? Can you blame me? Some extra time off, so I consider it party time, but as some have felt that I have faced off against, I get down to fucking business when it matters. You have seen it, others have seen it. LIke you said, Kyle won’t shut his mouth about how I made him tap the fuck out.”
He gains his composure before speaking on.
Tedman-”So you obviously know what I can do, and damn straight we all know what you can do. You have that title to prove it. Anyone doesn’t want to believe you? So them they will regret that decision. As for me? I believe you deserve that title, but will do everything in my damn power to prove I deserve it just a tad bit more. Screw the rest of the champions.”
Tedman throws his hands up like he is backing off.
Tedman-”No disrespect to your sister. She went through a fucking war with one of her closest friends, so she deserves the rest. I guess Lacey went through a hell of a match so she can get some rest, but management doesn’t care for you it seems like.”
He now pulls out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and sparks one up. He takes a few drags before speaking on.
Tedman-”You defending your title against two member of Gaeltachta and yet here you are. Getting ready to defend your title the very next show. That’s a fighting champion if you ask me. Props to you.”
Tedman takes a few more drags as he lets out a bit of a chuckle.
Tedman-”Yet one set of champions is fighting this show, but did not defend at Tragic Engagement and surprise surprise, they are not defending this show, but I am not going to get into that. Cuz we can all go all night about those guys and the jokes they are. That’s for another time.”
Tedman ashes the cigarette in the ashtray that sits on the small table next to him.
Tedman-"Underestimation. Something that has been thrown at us for quite some time, you can agree. Even with that title around your waist people continue to underestimate you. Which you have proven to be a fatal mistake time and time again. Then you got me, people think I am always too wasted to do anything meaningful in that ring, but look. I stand here ready to face off for the North American title. Where are those that underestimate us now? On the card below us or sitting at home? Doesn’t matter. They are not where we are.”
He takes one last drags and crushes the cigarette out in the ashtray.
Tedman-”We stand as the two fighting in the main event. No one else this week. Not Kyle, Not Brody, Not Sentinel, Not your sister or your dear friend Jeszika. Tedman and Ashley fucking Kenyon. LIke you said let’s show these people a main event they do not expect ot happen. Let’s blow the roof off this fucking arena by making these people jump out of their fucking seats during our match. Let’s tear each other to shreads for the good of the fans. Like you said lets make this chance to shine fucking count.”
Tommy applaudes to the camera.
Tedman-”Then after, regardless of the outcome. We can go fucking party knowing we just gave UWA one of the best main events they never fucking expected to have! Now please excuse me, I got a threesome video to go watch be filmed. See you soon Ashley.”
Tommy leaves the Ted costume and walks back towards the set as the camera fades to black.