Post by vincejones on Mar 18, 2015 21:24:55 GMT -6
The camera fades into a small, cozy Chinese Restaurant in New York City where Vince Jones and Jasmine are seen sitting across from one another enjoying their respective meals. Vince Jones gobbles down his plate of shrimp fried rice as Jasmine suddenly stops and starts staring across the table at Vince. Vince finally catches sight of Jasmine's gaze and snarls at being watched.
Vince Jones: Yo...you got a problem or somethin'?
Jasmine lets out a deep sigh.
Vince Jones: Oh god! What the fuck is it now, huh??
Jasmine sighs once again and rests her head upon her hand.
Jasmine: Well...I mean...
Vince drops his fork in his plate, raises the dark shades from off his eyes, and glares in Jasmine's direction as he shrugs his shoulders.
Vince Jones: What the fuck is up, Jazzie??
Jasmine just shakes her head in disappointment.
Jasmine: I wanna tell you how I'm feelin' right now...
Vince Jones: Well, then spit that shit out!
Jasmine rolls her eyes in frustration with Vince suddenly cutting her off.
Jasmine: Once again, I wanna tell you how I'm feelin' right about now, but I don't know how you're gonna take this...
Vince Jones: Take what??
Jasmine leans back in her chair and folds her arms across her chest.
Jasmine: And that's exactly what I'm talking about here. You're already up in arms and I haven't even told you what's on my mind right now.
Vince goes silent and just stares a hole through Jasmine's head. Jasmine quickly becomes annoyed by Vince's sudden silence and once again shakes her head.
Jasmine: I don't even know why I even bother...
Vince slaps his hands on the table in fury.
Vince Jones: Bitch, will you make up your fuckin' mind here?? First you talk like you got somethin' to fuckin' say! Then, ya boy tries to fuckin' listen to yo ass and then you get pissed off about V gettin' quiet and tryin' to listen! So, what the fucks it gonna be, huh?? What the fucks it gonna be?
Jasmine looks upwards in thought and rolls her eyes as she tries her best to remain composed.
Jasmine: Well, its just that I know the second I open my mouth about what's on my mind you're somehow, someway gonna find something else that's gonna have your damn attention and we're gonna get absolutely nowhere fast!
An awkward silence passes between the two of them as Vince Jones snatches up his fork and begins devouring his plate of shrimp fried rice yet again.
Jasmine: So....
Vince Jones: Its whateva, girl! You got something to say then just spit it out already...
Jasmine pauses, takes a deep breath, and continues on.
Jasmine: One day I was hanging out with one of my girls and the whole idea of marriage began creeping up in the conversation...
All of a sudden Vince's android phone begins ringing. Vince quickly whips it out and answers.
Vince Jones: Yo? Jonesy here!!
Jasmine glares in Vince's direction as he motions for her to sit tight for a moment while he takes his call.
Vince Jones: Reno??
A large grin quickly crosses Vince's face at the sound of his voice.
Vince Jones: What up, bruh?? (pauses) Livin' the life! Livin' it up! (nods his head) Yeah! We took care of that biz at Tragic Engagement! We put the Kung Pao bitch in her damn place! You right about that one! (nods) Mmmmm hmmmm... (nods) Oh you best believe that! (nods) Well, if she didn't believe it before the bitch down with the fuckin' pic-cha now! That's fo sho! (pauses) Yeah... (pauses) It is what it is! You know the deal! It was a quick pit stop, but Jonesy took care of his out there!
Vince nods his head as Jasmine gives Vince the look of death. Vince notices her look and motions to her to just suck it up and wait until he's through.
Vince Jones: Mmmmm hmmmmm....
Vince's expression slowly begins to change to one of anger.
Vince Jones: Look! Don't even remind V about the afta show shit! (shakes his head) That shit'll get dealt with! You know that! (shakes his head and glares) And what about a fuckin' Shonn McGuire??
Vince nearly slaps his plate of shrimp friend rice off the table in rage.
Vince Jones: You talk as if V supposed to give a fuck about him or somethin' here! (cocks his head to the side) And?? (rolls his eyes) C'mon, man! Respect for what? Respect for who?? Jonesy supposed to give an ounce of respect for some mahfucka that hasn't done shit that anyone can even remembah in the UWA or somethin'?? Jonesy supposed to give this mahfucka respect just cuz he hangin' around with the "forma" UWA champ?? (pauses for a moment) Jonesy could give a fuck about Aerynn Donnelly and he V could definitely fail to give two fucks about this Shonn McGuire! For all V knows the mahfucka prolly the damn roadie and shit to they clique or somethin'!
Jasmine slumps over in the chair as Vince continues on with his rant on the phone.
Vince Jones: Uh-huh...(pauses) Well, you delivah this messsage if you see him... No, no, no, no!! You fuckin' give Mistah McGwyah this message for yo mans here, Reno!! V wants you to go right up to him and make sure he hears this shit point blank cuz V don't have time for roadies, third wheels or whateva the hell he's supposed to be! You tell him that he can be down with Gealtcha or whateva they call themselves all he wants; but, as far as V's concerned they might as well change they group's name to Get at deez nuts
Vince immediately points to his own crotch area as he continues on.
Vince Jones: ...cuz that's what the mahfucka gonna be doin' front and centah in the ring at Mayhem when Jonesy finished with his punk ass! And if the rest of his crew got a problem with all that oh there's plenty more to go around. You best belieeeeve that! Oh and wish him and the rest of his fuckin' clique a Happy St. Patty's Day courtesy of the mahfuckin' Jones! (pauses) Yeah? One!
Vince Jones hangs up the phone and shakes his head in disbelief.
Vince Jones: Can you believe that shit??
Jasmine rolls her eyes and lets out a slight huff and puff of disinterested frustration.
Jasmine: Believe what??
Vince Jones: Reno gonna call up and ruin a man's dinnah and shit by bringin' up V oughta respect this Shonn McGwyah mahfucka that he supposed to be facing at Monday Night Mayhem in due time. V barely even know who the sonovabitch is! What's Jonesy gotta worry about him for, huh?? V ridin' that Cloud Nine right now! Jonesy got his drinky drank on last night for St. Patty's Day and shit! He feelin' good and Reno gonna try to fuck that buzz up?? You gotta be kiddin' here!!
An awkward silence passes between the two of them yet again as Jasmine once again tries to regain her composure and tries to keep herself from blowing up on Vince.
Jasmine: Baby??
Vince Jones: Yeah?
Jasmine: Can I please have the floor? Can I talk?
Vince Jones: (points at Jasmine) If you gonna speak go ahead and speak! Nothin' stoppin' you!
Jasmine: Well, I tried...
Vince Jones: If you wanna talk go ahead and talk! You act like V holdin' you back and shit here!!
Jasmine: (pauses momentarily and then continues) Well, I try to speak and then you start chiming in again...
Vince Jones: But you haven't said shit for yo mans to listen to!
Jasmine: (rolling her eyes) I know but...
Vince Jones: Well...
Jasmine: (slow and deliberate) Will you stop cutting me off??
Yet another awkward moment passes between the two of them and Jasmine parts the silence yet again feeling that the coast is clear and she finally has her chance.
Jasmine: Okay....I was with my girls and of course women talk...
Vince Jones: Too fuckin' much sometimes...
Jasmine: (glaring at Vince) V...
Vince Jones: But its true!!!
Jasmine pauses yet again and shakes her head.
Jasmine: Can we be serious here for a minute? There's something that I really need to talk to you about...
Vince Jones: Then shoot!
Jasmine: Well, we were talking and the word marr...
Vince immediately turns his attention to a t.v screen across the room as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are seen walking together. Vince starts licking his lips at the sight of Kim Kardashian's body.
Vince Jones: Damn that girl got phat azz!!
Jasmine quickly catches sight of Vince's gaze. She quickly leans across the table and slaps him across the face snapping him back to reality.
Jasmine: V!!!
Vince Jones: WHAT??
Jasmine: Once again I'm trying to have a serious talk with you and then I lose you!
Vince Jones: Well, what the fuck you expect, huh?? Kim got dat azz!!!
Vince points in the direction of the t.v screen.
Vince Jones: Just look at that shit!!! That's not just any ass eitha that's....DAT AZZZ!!!
Jasmine slams her fists down on the table.
Jasmine: Will you shut it up about her ass already??
Vince Jones: Don't hate! You got a lil somethin', somethin' too; (Vince points at Jasmine's booty) but not...DAT AZZZ!! At least not like that one, baby doll!!
Jasmine is now fuming while Vince just sits there totally oblivious to how angry Jasmine truly is at the moment.
Vince Jones: So, what the fuck you talkin' about again??
Jasmine: MARRIAGE!!!
Vince Jones: (in confusion) Marriage??
Jasmine: Yes, marriage!!!
Vince looks up towards the sky, rolls his eyes, and then looks back at Jasmine.
Vince Jones: And why you wanna fuck up a good night by bringin' up some shit like that, huh? HUH??
Jasmine: Because I want more...
Vince turns to the side and he shakes his head in disappointment.
Vince Jones: So, its like that? Its like that?? And who put some crazy ass idea like that in yo damn head now, huh?? If you askin' V shit's fine the way it fuckin' is! Who the fuck needs marriage??
Jasmine points at herself.
Jasmine: I do, V!
Vince Jones: Hmph! (laughing to himself) Well, you askin' for a lil much here, baby girl!
Jasmine quickly leans forward.
Jasmine: Well, I...
Vince puts a hand up motioning for her to stop as he immediately cuts her off.
Vince Jones: Can yo man focus on some real shit here, Jazzie?? Can yo man focus on his fuckin' match that's comin' up and shit??
Jasmine: But V...
Vince Jones: Can yo man win the heavyweight strap and shit first?? Can yo man accomplish the shit he wanna accomplish in this fuckin' game right now??
Jasmine: Oh, so you're saying I'm holding you back or somethin' now??
Vince Jones: Call it what you want!
Jasmine: Look, V! I'm just sayin' that I want a lil more than you're givin' me right now! I mean just look! Look at me!
She rises to her feet and motions for Vince to take a good look at her while Vince leans back in his chair totally disinterested with the words that she's speaking.
Vince Jones: And??
Jasmine: I mean I think I'm kinda a big fuckin' deal here...
Vince Jones: Hmph! And Jonesy got even bigga fuckin' deals on his platta at the moment!
Jasmine just gazes at Vince extremely taken back by his previous statement. She begins shaking her head as she puts her hands on her hips. Vince shrugs his shoulders at the sign of her current demeanor.
Vince Jones: And what? You can look at V like that all you want; but, that don't change the fuckin' facts here! You women all get togetha and you all start cookin' up these crazy ass schemes!!
Jasmine leans forward across the table slamming her hands down and rocking the table in rage.
Jasmine: WHAT?
Vince shoves the table forward and hops up to his feet.
Vince Jones: Oh! You hard of hearin' or somethin' now?? Jonesy got a whole helluva a lotta shit on his platta right now, match at Mayhem 'against this McGwyah sonuvabitch, takin' care of some otha shit that needs to be handled, taking that next step up the laddah...
Jasmine stands tall and slaps Vince across the face nearly sending him into a frenzy as the other guests in the restaurant start taking notice of the sudden quarrelling.
Vince Jones: V wish you would slap him across the fuckin' face again!
Vince begins slapping himself across the face vehemently.
Vince Jones: Do that fuckin' shit again, bitch!
Jasmine: I can't even fuckin' believe you, V! I can't even believe you right now!
Vince Jones: Well believe it!
Jasmine throws her arms down to her side in fury.
Jasmine: Ya know what?? Fuck it! I don't need this shit! I don't!!!! I'm outta here!!
She immediately turns around and marches towards the exit as Vince just dares her to go on her way.
Vince Jones: Then roll the fuck on!!! Roll on, bitch!
Jasmine turns around and glares back at Vince as she reaches the door.
Jasmine: Fine! I will!!
She barges out the door as Vince stands there with everyone in the room staring at him in disbelief at all the commotion. Vince turns around and notices all the eyes on him.
Vince Jones: (to everyone in the room) And what the fuck are all you mahfuckas starin' at here, huh?? You people act like you neva seen shit like this before or somethin'!!
The camera slowly fades to black as the restaurant guests all try their very best to go back to their own business and lives that were rudely interrupted.
Vince Jones: Yo...you got a problem or somethin'?
Jasmine lets out a deep sigh.
Vince Jones: Oh god! What the fuck is it now, huh??
Jasmine sighs once again and rests her head upon her hand.
Jasmine: Well...I mean...
Vince drops his fork in his plate, raises the dark shades from off his eyes, and glares in Jasmine's direction as he shrugs his shoulders.
Vince Jones: What the fuck is up, Jazzie??
Jasmine just shakes her head in disappointment.
Jasmine: I wanna tell you how I'm feelin' right now...
Vince Jones: Well, then spit that shit out!
Jasmine rolls her eyes in frustration with Vince suddenly cutting her off.
Jasmine: Once again, I wanna tell you how I'm feelin' right about now, but I don't know how you're gonna take this...
Vince Jones: Take what??
Jasmine leans back in her chair and folds her arms across her chest.
Jasmine: And that's exactly what I'm talking about here. You're already up in arms and I haven't even told you what's on my mind right now.
Vince goes silent and just stares a hole through Jasmine's head. Jasmine quickly becomes annoyed by Vince's sudden silence and once again shakes her head.
Jasmine: I don't even know why I even bother...
Vince slaps his hands on the table in fury.
Vince Jones: Bitch, will you make up your fuckin' mind here?? First you talk like you got somethin' to fuckin' say! Then, ya boy tries to fuckin' listen to yo ass and then you get pissed off about V gettin' quiet and tryin' to listen! So, what the fucks it gonna be, huh?? What the fucks it gonna be?
Jasmine looks upwards in thought and rolls her eyes as she tries her best to remain composed.
Jasmine: Well, its just that I know the second I open my mouth about what's on my mind you're somehow, someway gonna find something else that's gonna have your damn attention and we're gonna get absolutely nowhere fast!
An awkward silence passes between the two of them as Vince Jones snatches up his fork and begins devouring his plate of shrimp fried rice yet again.
Jasmine: So....
Vince Jones: Its whateva, girl! You got something to say then just spit it out already...
Jasmine pauses, takes a deep breath, and continues on.
Jasmine: One day I was hanging out with one of my girls and the whole idea of marriage began creeping up in the conversation...
All of a sudden Vince's android phone begins ringing. Vince quickly whips it out and answers.
Vince Jones: Yo? Jonesy here!!
Jasmine glares in Vince's direction as he motions for her to sit tight for a moment while he takes his call.
Vince Jones: Reno??
A large grin quickly crosses Vince's face at the sound of his voice.
Vince Jones: What up, bruh?? (pauses) Livin' the life! Livin' it up! (nods his head) Yeah! We took care of that biz at Tragic Engagement! We put the Kung Pao bitch in her damn place! You right about that one! (nods) Mmmmm hmmmm... (nods) Oh you best believe that! (nods) Well, if she didn't believe it before the bitch down with the fuckin' pic-cha now! That's fo sho! (pauses) Yeah... (pauses) It is what it is! You know the deal! It was a quick pit stop, but Jonesy took care of his out there!
Vince nods his head as Jasmine gives Vince the look of death. Vince notices her look and motions to her to just suck it up and wait until he's through.
Vince Jones: Mmmmm hmmmmm....
Vince's expression slowly begins to change to one of anger.
Vince Jones: Look! Don't even remind V about the afta show shit! (shakes his head) That shit'll get dealt with! You know that! (shakes his head and glares) And what about a fuckin' Shonn McGuire??
Vince nearly slaps his plate of shrimp friend rice off the table in rage.
Vince Jones: You talk as if V supposed to give a fuck about him or somethin' here! (cocks his head to the side) And?? (rolls his eyes) C'mon, man! Respect for what? Respect for who?? Jonesy supposed to give an ounce of respect for some mahfucka that hasn't done shit that anyone can even remembah in the UWA or somethin'?? Jonesy supposed to give this mahfucka respect just cuz he hangin' around with the "forma" UWA champ?? (pauses for a moment) Jonesy could give a fuck about Aerynn Donnelly and he V could definitely fail to give two fucks about this Shonn McGuire! For all V knows the mahfucka prolly the damn roadie and shit to they clique or somethin'!
Jasmine slumps over in the chair as Vince continues on with his rant on the phone.
Vince Jones: Uh-huh...(pauses) Well, you delivah this messsage if you see him... No, no, no, no!! You fuckin' give Mistah McGwyah this message for yo mans here, Reno!! V wants you to go right up to him and make sure he hears this shit point blank cuz V don't have time for roadies, third wheels or whateva the hell he's supposed to be! You tell him that he can be down with Gealtcha or whateva they call themselves all he wants; but, as far as V's concerned they might as well change they group's name to Get at deez nuts
Vince immediately points to his own crotch area as he continues on.
Vince Jones: ...cuz that's what the mahfucka gonna be doin' front and centah in the ring at Mayhem when Jonesy finished with his punk ass! And if the rest of his crew got a problem with all that oh there's plenty more to go around. You best belieeeeve that! Oh and wish him and the rest of his fuckin' clique a Happy St. Patty's Day courtesy of the mahfuckin' Jones! (pauses) Yeah? One!
Vince Jones hangs up the phone and shakes his head in disbelief.
Vince Jones: Can you believe that shit??
Jasmine rolls her eyes and lets out a slight huff and puff of disinterested frustration.
Jasmine: Believe what??
Vince Jones: Reno gonna call up and ruin a man's dinnah and shit by bringin' up V oughta respect this Shonn McGwyah mahfucka that he supposed to be facing at Monday Night Mayhem in due time. V barely even know who the sonovabitch is! What's Jonesy gotta worry about him for, huh?? V ridin' that Cloud Nine right now! Jonesy got his drinky drank on last night for St. Patty's Day and shit! He feelin' good and Reno gonna try to fuck that buzz up?? You gotta be kiddin' here!!
An awkward silence passes between the two of them yet again as Jasmine once again tries to regain her composure and tries to keep herself from blowing up on Vince.
Jasmine: Baby??
Vince Jones: Yeah?
Jasmine: Can I please have the floor? Can I talk?
Vince Jones: (points at Jasmine) If you gonna speak go ahead and speak! Nothin' stoppin' you!
Jasmine: Well, I tried...
Vince Jones: If you wanna talk go ahead and talk! You act like V holdin' you back and shit here!!
Jasmine: (pauses momentarily and then continues) Well, I try to speak and then you start chiming in again...
Vince Jones: But you haven't said shit for yo mans to listen to!
Jasmine: (rolling her eyes) I know but...
Vince Jones: Well...
Jasmine: (slow and deliberate) Will you stop cutting me off??
Yet another awkward moment passes between the two of them and Jasmine parts the silence yet again feeling that the coast is clear and she finally has her chance.
Jasmine: Okay....I was with my girls and of course women talk...
Vince Jones: Too fuckin' much sometimes...
Jasmine: (glaring at Vince) V...
Vince Jones: But its true!!!
Jasmine pauses yet again and shakes her head.
Jasmine: Can we be serious here for a minute? There's something that I really need to talk to you about...
Vince Jones: Then shoot!
Jasmine: Well, we were talking and the word marr...
Vince immediately turns his attention to a t.v screen across the room as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are seen walking together. Vince starts licking his lips at the sight of Kim Kardashian's body.
Vince Jones: Damn that girl got phat azz!!
Jasmine quickly catches sight of Vince's gaze. She quickly leans across the table and slaps him across the face snapping him back to reality.
Jasmine: V!!!
Vince Jones: WHAT??
Jasmine: Once again I'm trying to have a serious talk with you and then I lose you!
Vince Jones: Well, what the fuck you expect, huh?? Kim got dat azz!!!
Vince points in the direction of the t.v screen.
Vince Jones: Just look at that shit!!! That's not just any ass eitha that's....DAT AZZZ!!!
Jasmine slams her fists down on the table.
Jasmine: Will you shut it up about her ass already??
Vince Jones: Don't hate! You got a lil somethin', somethin' too; (Vince points at Jasmine's booty) but not...DAT AZZZ!! At least not like that one, baby doll!!
Jasmine is now fuming while Vince just sits there totally oblivious to how angry Jasmine truly is at the moment.
Vince Jones: So, what the fuck you talkin' about again??
Jasmine: MARRIAGE!!!
Vince Jones: (in confusion) Marriage??
Jasmine: Yes, marriage!!!
Vince looks up towards the sky, rolls his eyes, and then looks back at Jasmine.
Vince Jones: And why you wanna fuck up a good night by bringin' up some shit like that, huh? HUH??
Jasmine: Because I want more...
Vince turns to the side and he shakes his head in disappointment.
Vince Jones: So, its like that? Its like that?? And who put some crazy ass idea like that in yo damn head now, huh?? If you askin' V shit's fine the way it fuckin' is! Who the fuck needs marriage??
Jasmine points at herself.
Jasmine: I do, V!
Vince Jones: Hmph! (laughing to himself) Well, you askin' for a lil much here, baby girl!
Jasmine quickly leans forward.
Jasmine: Well, I...
Vince puts a hand up motioning for her to stop as he immediately cuts her off.
Vince Jones: Can yo man focus on some real shit here, Jazzie?? Can yo man focus on his fuckin' match that's comin' up and shit??
Jasmine: But V...
Vince Jones: Can yo man win the heavyweight strap and shit first?? Can yo man accomplish the shit he wanna accomplish in this fuckin' game right now??
Jasmine: Oh, so you're saying I'm holding you back or somethin' now??
Vince Jones: Call it what you want!
Jasmine: Look, V! I'm just sayin' that I want a lil more than you're givin' me right now! I mean just look! Look at me!
She rises to her feet and motions for Vince to take a good look at her while Vince leans back in his chair totally disinterested with the words that she's speaking.
Vince Jones: And??
Jasmine: I mean I think I'm kinda a big fuckin' deal here...
Vince Jones: Hmph! And Jonesy got even bigga fuckin' deals on his platta at the moment!
Jasmine just gazes at Vince extremely taken back by his previous statement. She begins shaking her head as she puts her hands on her hips. Vince shrugs his shoulders at the sign of her current demeanor.
Vince Jones: And what? You can look at V like that all you want; but, that don't change the fuckin' facts here! You women all get togetha and you all start cookin' up these crazy ass schemes!!
Jasmine leans forward across the table slamming her hands down and rocking the table in rage.
Jasmine: WHAT?
Vince shoves the table forward and hops up to his feet.
Vince Jones: Oh! You hard of hearin' or somethin' now?? Jonesy got a whole helluva a lotta shit on his platta right now, match at Mayhem 'against this McGwyah sonuvabitch, takin' care of some otha shit that needs to be handled, taking that next step up the laddah...
Jasmine stands tall and slaps Vince across the face nearly sending him into a frenzy as the other guests in the restaurant start taking notice of the sudden quarrelling.
Vince Jones: V wish you would slap him across the fuckin' face again!
Vince begins slapping himself across the face vehemently.
Vince Jones: Do that fuckin' shit again, bitch!
Jasmine: I can't even fuckin' believe you, V! I can't even believe you right now!
Vince Jones: Well believe it!
Jasmine throws her arms down to her side in fury.
Jasmine: Ya know what?? Fuck it! I don't need this shit! I don't!!!! I'm outta here!!
She immediately turns around and marches towards the exit as Vince just dares her to go on her way.
Vince Jones: Then roll the fuck on!!! Roll on, bitch!
Jasmine turns around and glares back at Vince as she reaches the door.
Jasmine: Fine! I will!!
She barges out the door as Vince stands there with everyone in the room staring at him in disbelief at all the commotion. Vince turns around and notices all the eyes on him.
Vince Jones: (to everyone in the room) And what the fuck are all you mahfuckas starin' at here, huh?? You people act like you neva seen shit like this before or somethin'!!
The camera slowly fades to black as the restaurant guests all try their very best to go back to their own business and lives that were rudely interrupted.